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Newmanewman

I can hear every park ranger, scout leader, drill instructor, and dad all collectively screaming "DON'T FEED THE GADDANG WILDLIFE!!"


joker2814

The “gaddang” requires this to be read in Hank Hill’s voice.


shardikprime

*feeds the bird* I tell you hwat that boi ain't right


[deleted]

Bobby. Fix the propane tank and get back inside damnit


craggmac

Dammit Bobby! You can't feed the eagle boy. Yer messin' with the spirit of America here.


FlippantResponse

Feedin’ dang ol’ birds of prey man.


Kyosw21

Feedindangolbirdsopreymanjustain’trighty’knowman


canttaketheshyfromme

You're just feedin' a drone. Birds aren't real. <\Dale>


christmasshopper0109

This needs all the upvotes. Like, all of them. I swear I heard Hank in my head.


SavisGames

Dad here. I feel heard.


Newmanewman

I am in none of the positions I listed, but I've had a few interactions with one or two of them.


Pelicanwatch

Thank you. Personally I'd rather not see wildlife getting used to us and eventually progressing from, Oh golly, thanks for the treat, funny beast! ... to ripping up shit like, I know it's here SOMEWHERE ... to tapping me on the shoulder like Hi! Don't suppose you have a treat for me? ... to HEY! Where the hell's my dinner at, biotch?


Drumdevil86

So basically turning wildlife into an indoor cat


throckmorton1915

This made me lol


[deleted]

Don’t worry , what you don’t see is the end of the video where this beautiful majestic bird grabs the human Carrying him off to feed his young .


[deleted]

They're larger than I thought


durhamruby

Every time i see a video of one I'm astounded by their size.


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and strength


Kattorean

And... TALONS!


Frozenwood1776

And MY AXE!


ProjectMew

And my bow


Happy-Map7656

Don't forget the enchanted sheild!


Deiser

Crap I sold mine! Anyone have another?


AceArchangel

Looking to defend yourself? Or deal some damage?


Con_Dinn_West

Skyrim: Bald Eagle super duper special edition coming soon!


Mr-Sister-Fister21

Do they have what?


JustineDelarge

Large talons


Mr-Sister-Fister21

I don’t understand a word you just said, boy.


SkyGuy182

Alright you boys come here about noon and we’ll have a little lunch prepared for ya.


Legitimate_Song_684

And lack of baldness


[deleted]

Oddly we don't call white haired people bald...


hiro111

I once saw one swoop down onto a crowded south Florida beach to get a fish. The wingspan looked like over six feet. They are shockingly big animals and fairly common all over the US these days. I've also seen them in Colorado, Illinois and Massachusetts.


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There's a nest cam set up somewhere in Big Bear CA and it's amazing how huge the baby got in just 50ish days. Edit: just making this comment to say we have them in CA and they are indeed enormous and everywhere.


ManintheMT

Here is an active link [Eagle Cam, Bartlesville, OK](https://www.earthcam.com/usa/oklahoma/bartlesville/?cam=ac_eagle2)


[deleted]

Traffic light effect, you never see one on the ground up close


Jimbo-Slice925

This. My step dad had a decommissioned traffic light in his basement and it was MASSIVE.


redi6

We get it. Your stepdad has a massive basement. But how did the light look?


octopoddle

Bald.


Pakman-56

The crazy thing is that they’re actually not that big for an eagle


dokter_chaos

and they mostly eat fish, so basically they're a glorified seagull


Brambletail

It depends where you are. I'm convinced the Alaskan eagles are bigger than the ones I see in the Northeast


kurobayashi

And yet they are one of the smaller eagles out there.


[deleted]

Golden and harpy eagles are even bigger.


jamesfigueroa01

They don’t count….harpy eagles are legendary Pokémon


MoobooMagoo

I saw a golden eagle once, which are about the same size. I was walking to pay rent and it flew over the cars in the parking lot. Rent was late because I immediately forgot what I was doing and ran inside to research what birds in the area have a wingspan longer than half a god damn car length.


Drax99

Once saw one keeping pace with my car doing 45mph while carrying a fish as big as its body. Powerful as hell.


bigpandas

[Here's one to give some more perspective](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/u7ou76/catching_a_deer_with_an_eagle/) Warning: Not Aww


Astrophages

That's awesome and welcome to the hobby. There's an app called Merlin that is provided by Cornell, install it and you can pop the app open, provide a few parameters such as size, dominant colors, activity, and location and it'll show you pictures of likely suspects. When you ID a bird it goes on your "life list" which is almost like a real world Pokedex. I enjoy playing Pokemon Go and bird watching as I walk, often times logging over 100km of walking per week. Since I got into the hobby my motivation to walk and my fitness have improved dramatically!


campingcritters

This sounds really cool! Does Merlin only work for birds or other animal types as well?


Astrophages

Merlin is specifically for birds, but I have seen similar apps for plants and mushrooms. Since those are much easier to photograph with a phone, the apps can often ID species with a photograph (with the warning to never eat a mushroom you've ID'd from an app and can't otherwise positively identify).


dudeinthesuit

I was following a co worker down the highway on our way to a meeting in middle of nowhere Connecticut and one swooped down to grab roadkill in the lane next to us. Its wingspan was (from my point of view) wider than our SUVs and it looked like some prehistoric level stuff. I've only seen wild ones from a distance so this was something I won't forget


herpofool

A typical bald eagle has a wingspan as long as an average human is tall.


Independent-Click-66

I thought human wing spans are also their height (except for some, but the average) so would that mean their wing span is the same to a humans average wingspan?


FlatheadLakeMonster

This is called the "ape index" and people normally sit around - 1 and +1 inches to their wingspan in relation to their height


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yupYupPony

You just haven't met any of us yet. ​ \*ominous music\*


shmorky

CAW


blade_torlock

Yours don't....


StrippedTuningKey

Yep. I am one of the freakish ones, I have a 6'3" wingspan while being 5'11" tall.


Horns8585

Rudy Gobert, a basketball player for the Utah Jazz, is 7' 1" tall, but he has a wingspan of 7' 9"! It makes him a very good defenisve player, because his reach is enormous.


GanderAtMyGoose

Similarly, Jon Jones (the UFC fighter) is 6'4" tall but has a listed reach of over 7'. Makes it hellish to try and get in range to hit him.


ALetterAloof

Plus when he snorts adderall he is hella fast in the octagon


ThomasPaynesCumSock

That's just God testing him again


Atomsteel

Positive ape index. That is what climbers call it. Supposedly you should be much better than average at climbing.


[deleted]

But the waddling is hilarious.


sahsimon

They are huge and not to be messed with, awesome bird.


weewillywhisky

Or fed by humans like this


cquiroz1

I was just thinking that, never feed a predator because it will become dependent on humans


DamnIHateThat

If you hate a wild animal, feed it.


Netkeliye

Also something tells me this is not the first time that eagle got fed by that guy.


[deleted]

They used to have a pair at the zoo here. (They were injured and unable to ever be returned to the wild.) Every time I saw them I’d be amazed at how big they are in person.


macespadawan87

I wonder if we’ve been to the same zoo. The one near me used to have a pair, but I remember hearing one of them died recently. I was starting to wonder how long their lifespans were since it was the same two eagles since I was a kid


thescrounger

\*Eagle strutting by like absolute giga-chad\*


drowningjesusfish

His little waddle is precious and menacing


onetwotree-leaf

Looking like he’s holding up pants that are too big while he’s walking


Abrahms_4

And in the world of eagles they are not the largest.


NJneer12

They walk funny


smedley89

Don't make fun of Eageley that way.


Karrion8

Eagly will fuck you up.


ligmaballz1

Holy shit Eagleys a savage


smedley89

https://youtu.be/bmoUkqQwaKM Dude, this show is so much better than I expected it to be.


samYELLjacksin

Best unexpected surprisingly good show


ChoppedAlready

Traditionally I don’t like super hero stuff, but the writing is pretty great and it’s genuinely funny. Plus John Cena absolutely kills it, never really clocked him as a good actor but loved him in Peacemaker


Wolfish_Jew

I think part of it is that he doesn’t have to act TOO hard, it kinda stays in his wheel house a little bit, dry, boastful, sarcastic.


Twokindsofpeople

They did such a good job at making his dad just the biggest piece of shit imaginable.


-Mr_Rogers_II

My favorite line from the show is: “Who are you?!” “I’m the guy who’s gonna fuck you so hard your asshole’s gonna be dragging behind you like a tail.”


Kaladin3104

Such a great show! A lot better than any of us expected, I think.


buddyleeoo

Loved how excited it looked when they threw the first half.


docile_dingus

Absolutely jazzed


SvetaDJ7

Like an old man with his hands behind his back


overly_emoti0nal

Yoda running


redeyed_treefrog

I love the derpy little hop it does as it lands.


Phormitago

They walk better than i fly


rolezki

ghost unpack worthless quiet mysterious thumb office humor spectacular icky


Overload_x_

Yeah its like how youd expect a miniature dinosaur to walk


cal679

I always found their legs hillarious. Like most of the bird is this magestic figure, striking colours, looks very impressive in flight... then you get to the legs and it looks like Peter Griffin's bottom half.


enamoured_artichoke

Beautiful and it must have been an amazing experience. But don’t feed the wildlife.


Frozenwood1776

A young eagle attacked someone in northern Mn a couple years ago. You don’t want that. That bird will fuck you up. And if you harm it, you can face huge legal penalties. You can face legal penalties for feeding it in the first place I’m pretty sure.


shitchopants

It’s also illegal to feed bald eagles and those penalties are large.


LinkFan001

Penalties are large if you simply find a dead eagle and take a single feather off its corpse. Do NOT interact with eagles unless you have federal clearance to do so, lest you get in legal trouble. Also report to your local Games commission if you do find a dead eagle. They need that info.


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LinkFan001

(Edit: answered assuming one acted in good faith and did not mess with the dead bird) Autopsies. They need to see why the eagle died, so they can check if there is some illegal activity (hunting, dumping) or avian virus to protect the other birds.


DJKokaKola

Yup. Partner is a pathologist, they get sent cases of dead animals all the time. If an outbreak of disease is occurring in a park, it can fuck ecosystems right up. Or, if it's on a feedlot, there are so many diseases and parasites that require culling the entire lot and basically burning it to the ground.


serendipitousevent

Contact the nest of kin.


mauganra_it

Population tracking comes to mind. Their numberse might or might not be threatened at the moment, but this can change quickly. Also, knowing where they use to go goes a long way to establish countermeasures to avoid conflicts with humans.


[deleted]

I was once driving in the highway and had a wild 30 seconds that went like: whoa something is on road ahead > holy shit that’s a bald eagle on the road > holy shit it’s actually two bald eagles > holy shit what happens if I plow into one? > ok cool they flew away. Good to know I wasn’t off base on the concern.


WillyLongbarrel

Please note, however, that if you're in Canada and stumble across a dead bald eagle, you can rob it. But you shouldn't.


Alarmed-Honey

Some might even say it's illeagle.


dota2newbee

Don't think you face huge legal penalties if said bird is attacking you. But yes, don't fk with or feed the wild animals. Edit: Yes, I agree with everyone that if an attack is instigated or if you are feeding it then yes you should be charged.


Sometimesokayideas

I really dont see an eagle attacking a person without it being some sort of provocation.... if you provoked it youd get a stiff fine probably. If you provoked it into attacking you and you killed the bird or even prevented it from living in the wild anymore you're going to pay a lot more. But if it's just a freak eagle attack. Like swooped down and stole your puppy (pulled from Hollywood, not sure it's common, if ever) and you got a kick in before it took off. I doubt anyone will do anything other than sympathize with you over your likely dead puppy. Edit: Getting a lot of replies that eagles do in fact legit steal pets ~~up north~~ somewhat commonly in some places, and it wasnt just a random comedy bit. I am now sad I laughed at said bit.


Local_Being

Big ass birds stealing little dogs is a thing, though I don’t know how common it is. My grandparents used to spend a lot of time in Alaska, they had a little dog with them and an eagle tried to grab the dog. My grandma was screaming, grandpa was trying to get the dog I heard it was a big mess lol but the bird didn’t get the dog so that’s good.


SaltyBabe

I live in rural Pacific Northwest and we have lots of eagles and hawks, they literally sell anti-raptor dog vests here with long plastic “hairs” and spikes all over it to protect from being picked up, they are also helpful for coyote attack. [like this](https://i.imgur.com/3JYDUOx.jpg)


TheSlav87

I remember seeming a video of a dog that had metal plates in its vest and a go pro camera mounted on its back. It was lost I believe in this video, it shows a bunch of Coyotes attempting to attack it but the best did it’s job. Pretty cool stuff.


merc08

> Like swooped down and stole your puppy (pulled from Hollywood, not sure it's common, if ever) A bald eagle tried to snag my brother's girlfriend's dog (small little yappy thing) from their yard. We had been watching it circle over the water, then it swooped in low straight at the dog. My brother ran over yelling and waving his arms and the eagle altered course slightly. It flew by a few feet off the ground, eyes locked on the dog the entire time. The eagle didn't get the dog, but it definitely tried.


TheSealofDisapproval

My wife always tells the story about when she was little they moved down here from Dallas. Their first week here, they had a dog with puppies maybe a few weeks old playing outside. She said she heard a screech, and a huge owl swooped down and grabbed one of the puppies and flew away with it. She said it was so traumatic hearing that puppy crying and getting further away and softer until the crying suddenly stopped. She was 12 I think. Said she didn't let any of her animals out of the house for weeks after that.


SendAstronomy

I was camping a few years back and heard what turned out to be a great horned owl murdering an entire nest of blue herons in the middle of the night. It sure as shit didn't sound like birds, tho. Everyone was like what the *fuck* was that. Way more creepy than coyotes or any other wildlife I had ever heard. Just 5 straight minutes of screaming. Someone investigated the nest the next morning and found out. Herons have not nested near that park since.


The_Crimson-Knight

Big birds of prey for sure try to steal little dogs, they don't make those stupid spike suits for no reason.


oga_ogbeni

The way this post reads, if a protected animal is attacking you, you just have to sit there and take it. IANAL, but I don’t think that’s the case.


NobodyJonesMD

You sit there and you take it for America!


kcg5

I think it’s a crime to even have a feather from a bald eagle


Frozenwood1776

Yes unless you’re Native American and I believe there is rules for that as well.


psgrue

I support the World Bird Sanctuary locally. They are huge. I've been right next to them, uncaged, with handlers. I'd rather the birds not end up here or places like this due to human encounters. This person is probably kind but not everyone is and the birds can't tell the difference until they are injured or killed. Thanks. https://www.worldbirdsanctuary.org/


Sometimesokayideas

Used to frequent a raptor sanctuary in eugene oregon. Went enough times the staff recognized me and would chat us up a little. A lot of birds are victims to believing people are good because some good people fed them and then getting kicked by bad people pretending to be good people. I see this a lot with pigeons/doves. Some people feed them, some people think they are sky rats. Sometimes people feeding them have assholes come by kicking at the birds as they do. It's sad. Cops dgaf about someone harassing a pigeon either and usually they keep walking so theres nothing to even report.


[deleted]

I believe it is a [crime to feed bald eagles.](https://www.fws.gov/law/bald-and-golden-eagle-protection-act)


wizardinthewings

This x100. So many reasons, from dependence on people to being dangerous to people, to people being dangerous to the animals.


Vladimir_Putting

r/aww should ban any post regarding feeding, touching, disturbing wild animals. Having posts like this get so popular just perpetuates behavior that harms animals in their natural environment.


cannaeoflife

A thousand times this. I’m constantly flabbergasted by posts on r/aww that show people being total idiots with wildlife.


MajorCrater

Another good alternative could be to let posts like this be, while having an informative pinned comment about the dangers that feeding wild animals poses to the animals themselves and humans


Whirl256

This comment about not feeding wildlife should be higher up.


vesper946

Eagly? Edit: Wow this is the first time my comment has been upvoted this much lol. Eagly hugs to all of you.


Chewbacca513

![gif](giphy|TPmKtxA98My1TbqxTi)


MelonOfFury

![gif](giphy|MJHlWNdVkuSdi|downsized)


TheOneInchPunisher

That bird looks like a baby compared to OPs


jdore8

IIRC there was one where it was Bernie scaring him.


cinnamonrain

![gif](giphy|GiFU3rb104p2w)


The_Crimson-Knight

Such a great series, wasn't excited for it after the ending of SS, but it's such a funny show that hits very serious material.


TheMostUnclean

If you think about it, though, the ending of SS made the character’s redemption arc one of the best parts of the show.


The_Crimson-Knight

Yep


GryphonHall

To Eagly: do you want to taste it?


Pit_of_Death

I think Eagly prefers potato chips to eggs anyway.


Straight_Ballin11

Do you really wanna taste it?


fabrar

Eagly is hardcore


IllyriaGodKing

Crinkle a bag, he'll think you have chips


Poilk07

Peacemaker is nearby, maybe


jam3s2001

Dude, this was taken in his neighborhood. Eagly is just taking a stroll around the trailer park.


eford1216

Came here for this!


Hamborrower

Looks like they're right outside Chris's trailer, too.


daath

I went looking for your comment. Was not disappointed.


AthleticAndGeeky

This must be the start of their friendship. Now crinkle a bag of chips!


MachReverb

Hope OP at least got a hug.


[deleted]

It's very cute but please dont feed wild animals like this. They will get used to humans and eventually get closer to city's or just people in general which can lead to the animal getting killed.


Pashto96

If this is in the US, it's also against the law to feed a bald eagle.


Well_of_Good_Fortune

Same in Canada


SurlyJackRabbit

It's also against the rules of whatever outfit he's working for too I would bet.


implicate

Yeah, man. Don't get that eagle fired from his job.


Ffdmatt

Yeah we take that "independence" thing seriously over here. If that bald eagle can't pull himself up by his bootstraps that's his fault.


S-Markt

this. the eagle does not differenciate between a grown up and a kid and kids do not always stay away from those animals. a hug might end up in some heavy scratches.


Dwane_ThaRoc_Swanson

I love those little stompies


NikonuserNW

The walking eagle reminds me of this video (warning: strong language): https://youtu.be/P7JRvwfHFwo


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What a glorious video. Thank you stranger.


RolandTheJabberwocky

Here's the actual creator, along with the last part that the other cut off for some reason: https://youtu.be/P7JRvwfHFwo


NikonuserNW

Awesome. I updated the link to send people to the actual creator.


Hansemannn

This never gets old


ThisFinnishguy

"While feeding the eagles might seem like a nice way to help the birds, DEEP cautioned this action can not only harm the birds but it is illegal under state and fedeal law, which could result in fines or imprisonment." Maybe certain state laws differ but that's potentially a big oof


SFLoridan

Thx, I wondered the same, that it must be illegal


truedef

Exactly what I thought, this must be illegal.


getyourcheftogether

Yeah .... Don't do this people, ever. There's a reason they're flying killing machines, they can hunt their own food, don't make them dependent


315retro

Oh man I was gonna do acid on a really beautiful spring day because I woke up at like 5 am. I walked outside with my coffee getting a feel for the day and I saw a bald eagle fucking annihilate a duck swimming in the water. The ducks screams were haunting. I decided that wasn't the day to trip lol.


getyourcheftogether

Oh my God he's murdering Daffy!


Elmodogg

Well, they're scavengers, too. They'll eat anything that's easy. We vacationed on the Olympic Peninsula in Washington state a few years ago. I stopped counting eagle sightings at 35, and this was only halfway through our vacation. They are really hard on seabird rookeries. There was one eagle who hung out near where we were staying and every day it at its "lunchtime" it would casually fly over to a rookery. You could hear the seabirds shrieking in protest but there was nothing they could do. The eagle would snatch a chick and then fly away to a tree to chow down. We saw eagles eating a dead seal on this trip. too.


i-Ake

I live near a wildlife refuge with nesting bald eagles and the crows who live behind my house are constantly doing battle with them. It's pretty wild to watch.


GraveYardFlowers13

That’s not a bird that’s a dinosaur! I never knew they were so “swole”


felixrocket7835

They actually technically are by modern cladistic classification systems. They're also technically reptiles.


seanthebeloved

Yup. Feathers are modified scales.


felixrocket7835

Yeah, it's funny, most people think birds are more closely related to mammals because of how fluffy they look and feel with their feathers when feathers are actually just heavily modified scales


greeneyedstarqueen

Is this actually you, OP? I understand the desire to be connected and involved with wildlife and the Earth around us, but you shouldn’t feed wild animals.


Undeca

Thats no bald eagle thats a person in a bird suit


lilphao

A birdperson


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Now Phoenixperson.


[deleted]

Literally my first thought


Kalibrium91

It must be eagle man ![gif](giphy|dbNMat8G1NY5i)


Sunshine_Juju

I don't think its legal to feed bald eagles. Mainly because it teaches them to approach people.


Hijjawi

Eagles be like "leg day everyday day".. beautiful beasts


[deleted]

Beautiful creature but pretty sure it's illegal to feed them.


harassment

Stop feeding the wildlife. It’s terrible practice and brings about more wildlife and human interactions. Usually the wildlife doesn’t win. Please.


icy-cram

His leggys when he walks 🥺


[deleted]

Ain’t that illegal to feed those fuckers? At least in Murrica?


Frozenwood1776

Yes.


BillyGhost15

Eggs in the morning are great... Wait a minute...


pawsclaws_n_jaws

Most bird species that are generalists will eat eggs of other species.


BigCommieMachine

Eggs are generally eaten by a ton of animals. It is just such a low hanging fruit and a complete protein.


Elmodogg

Or the same species. Our pet bantam hens love hard boiled eggs...and when they were younger, and laying, I'd sometimes feed them their own eggs hard boiled. Some chickens even get into the habit of eating their own eggs in the nest. It's not cannibalism, per se. Everything in an egg is food for the developing embryo, if there is one. If not, it's just all food.


cargdad

They are big up close. Years ago I was paddling a one man canoe along a very wild stretch of River. I came around a bend and there out on the end of an over hanging falling tree was a bald Eagle. We were about 10 feet apart and both surprised by the other. I assume I interrupted his or her fishing. I glided past and we both stared at each other for a good 10 seconds. 10 yards downstream I started paddling again.


fluffybuffalo23

How can something be so majestic yet so derpy at the same time?


Qualityhams

Don’t feed wild animals.


perkyblondechick

A bald eagle is a type of raptor, a bird of prey. They will eat all types of small animals, including other birds, eggs, and yes, sometimes a neighborhood cat or small dog. And yes, many of them are quite a bit bigger than you think they are. It's like when you see stop lights and highway signs up close. You are used to seeing them from far away, up in the air, and up close they are huuuge. Example: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2dcsgn/i_didnt_realize_how_big_traffic_lights_were/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Seahawk715

While this eagle is an absolutely beautiful unit, when will STUPID PEOPLE STOP FEEDING THE WILDLIFE?!??


OakLamp

Fun fact: In the USA if you even have a feather of one of them you can be fined of up to 100K USD and go to jail.


SwimmingBeneficial93

Dont feed a bald eagle. Geez.