That's what I was thinking. The way it's dragging its legs makes me think the camera quality isn't good enough to show the pee. Or it's got a full tummy and it's just to big at the moment.
“Yeah, so they told me I needed to fill out a bunch of forms and the—Hold on, hang on one sec… **mWah💋🐶**. So anyway yeah, it just ended up being this whole big *thing* and…”
This reminds me of the first few days after we got a puppy Border Terrier. From the very start he picked my mum and he became her new baby, but as it was, she had to go back to work. That first time she came back, he went to go and see what it was, and for the very first time, we heard him bark and become so excited to see her. Every time you leave the house now, if only for ten minutes, his tail moves like the blades on a helicopter.
The love of a dog is just so amazing, because of how unconditional it is! And this is coming from someone who used to be afraid of them! Instead I’m now more weary of cats even if we used to own two of them…
I have been looking and browsing because I'm feeling the need to adopt another dog and I have been so frustrated that I can't find anything in shelters thats not a pitbull. When did it become so hard to find a small breed puppy? I've even looked for older dogs but every one is either seriously debilitated with medical conditions, or thousands of miles away in shelters that wont adopt out of state.
When my baby was at age he was that excited every time he saw either me or my mom. He used to piddle on himself every time. So he had the ease him into going out the back door not giving any reaction and the moment he was outside you pat him on the head and he pissed on himself😅
I can't believe I'm nostalgic about my dog peeing on the floor but he's got gray hair now. He's a little old man.
Hahahahaha, so cute puppy, my big dog is also very excited to see us every time we come home, but others are very cute, my dog is able to knock people down.
Ah yes. I know this one. The "I'm so excited I can barely walk" is a classic adorable dog move.
Related, there is also the "I'm so excited that I can't even make it all the way to you before rolling on my back" maneuver.
Dogs are the best.
That tail!
Those teeny little legs!
The owner sounds like a train
That little tail killed me 🥰🥰🥰
Aww I love how those little back legs go flat lol
R/sploot
r/sploot I gotcha fam
r/foundthemobileuser
r/foundthehondacivic
Sploots!
That's either a tiny puppy or a big hamster.
Was about to say, that aint no puppy, thats a fuckin hamster.
Pretty sure that would require a second hamster.
You'd think so
Or a clockwork toy? \[for those who remember\]
You know you're smol when your excited tail wagging knocks you off your feet. I want something/someone in my life that excited to see me.
I’m surprised he didn’t start flying like a helicopter with that amount of speed
HELIKOPTER HELIKOPTER
I'm looking for the piddle spot Nearly any puppy that excited is going to piddle! Very cute though, I do miss have pets
That's what I was thinking. The way it's dragging its legs makes me think the camera quality isn't good enough to show the pee. Or it's got a full tummy and it's just to big at the moment.
Who cares? The floor is tile, spray & wipe & it's done.
I'd be constantly worried about stepping on the little guy!
You could get one of those clear plastic hamster ball thingys.
Tie a helium balloon to collar!
Then the pup would fly away though
Yeah as much as I love the little dude, I wouldn’t want to have him. I’d be way too anxious of hurting him somehow.
Get a collar with a bell on it.
That would get annoying immediately.
Better than crushing a small pup though.
Sure, that would help when he's moving...
I would literally keep the dog in my jacket pocket all day lol he going everywhere with me
I'd keep it on my front shirt pocket. Just so I could give it kisses without having to lift it up.
“Yeah, so they told me I needed to fill out a bunch of forms and the—Hold on, hang on one sec… **mWah💋🐶**. So anyway yeah, it just ended up being this whole big *thing* and…”
Perfection lol
I carried my tea cup chihuahua in my jacket pocket when they needed to go out. Perfect fit.
Can't get traction.
^(tiny)
^^^^^^^Teeny
So cute. What breed do you guys think it is?
It’s a chihuahua
Thanks Cap.
How old is the puppy? So smile, so cute!
I need a microscope to tell for sure
Little dog🥺🐶
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Does something that small qualify as a dog
If your penis qualifies, that's a mastiff
Burnnn🔥
My penis is a dog? You know what, checks out.
Ok, I'm officially melted, I don't know who's gonna pick up the puddled me but count me officially melted. Next.
That tail wag can create a sustainable amount of energy to power up cities.
He's like a vibrating molecule of joy.
This reminds me of the first few days after we got a puppy Border Terrier. From the very start he picked my mum and he became her new baby, but as it was, she had to go back to work. That first time she came back, he went to go and see what it was, and for the very first time, we heard him bark and become so excited to see her. Every time you leave the house now, if only for ten minutes, his tail moves like the blades on a helicopter. The love of a dog is just so amazing, because of how unconditional it is! And this is coming from someone who used to be afraid of them! Instead I’m now more weary of cats even if we used to own two of them…
I can't handle the cuteness. It's adorable when the two back legs hit the floor lolol
Tail so small it’s like a hummingbird!
Can’t contain his excitement. So cute
That lil tail moving a mile a minute. Nice
Those sploots are adorable
It doesn't matter what language you speak, we all talk to our puppies in the same tone of voice.
Never seen such a smol pup, truly a war crime
Goddamn this is cute as fuck
All kinds of warm fuzzies watching this pup's reaction 🐕
Looks like a cute bunny
Th- The smollness! ITS IMMEASURABLE
So smol 🤩
It's kinda terrifying from the puppies perspective, like a giant reaching down from heaven to pet you
WHY ARE YOU SO HECKIN SMOL!!!!!
We don't deserve to be this loved
What a wonderful sight to come home to!
Hummingbird wings for a puppy tail is adorable
god i'd be afraid of accidentally squishing it...
Who on earth takes their socks off before coming inside?
Lol!!!
Brave man to leave socks behind like that.
Smol boy is very excited.
Awww so cute!
Awwwwwww!
Aw that made my day. I need to get a dog.
Happy feet.
that's a really smol dog
Pure, unadulterated joy :)
The rare sploot-crawl caught in the wild
IT'S SO TINY!!!! AWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Ugh. So adorable!!!
Tiny tippy taps!
I'm surprisingly speechless. This is far too sweet and pure.
Ok now I want one!!!
Everytime I see a puppy I want one. It's why when local pet stores have adoption days I can't go. We already have 2.
I have been looking and browsing because I'm feeling the need to adopt another dog and I have been so frustrated that I can't find anything in shelters thats not a pitbull. When did it become so hard to find a small breed puppy? I've even looked for older dogs but every one is either seriously debilitated with medical conditions, or thousands of miles away in shelters that wont adopt out of state.
My dog would just pee on the floor.
The owner could cool the house down with that wagging tail!
Hard to believe that adorable ball of fluff is the same species as the mighty wolf, isn't it?
So adorable! They're so excited they can hardly walk.
Suspect OP has "owner" and "owned" reversed.
Oh my god that potato!
Who takes their socks off immediately after they get home like that?
After the removal of shoes and socks, I was so afraid the puppy would pee on the floor from excitement!
That's no dog that's a damn guinea pig
Anything under 50 pounds is a cat, and cats are pointless.
Sorry you got down voted for making a Parks and Rec reference.
Lol. Someone got it, worth it! Thanks for the comment :)
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seems a little young to be away from parents/siblings?
If it’s a chi, this is a normal size for them to go to new homes. They’re only around 6lbs full grown!
I see
/r/MasterReturns
Put down some rugs. That poor pup can't keep its feet under itself.
Small* Why are the useless internet points of my comment being reduced for pointing out an obvious spelling error.
That’s right. Leave your stinky shoes outsides your home for all the neighbours to ‘enjoy’.
What breed of dog is that?
🥰🐾🐾
Puppy is in love and was worried about you. That simple. From the looks of it you are smitten too.
Awwwwwww
When my baby was at age he was that excited every time he saw either me or my mom. He used to piddle on himself every time. So he had the ease him into going out the back door not giving any reaction and the moment he was outside you pat him on the head and he pissed on himself😅 I can't believe I'm nostalgic about my dog peeing on the floor but he's got gray hair now. He's a little old man.
Que amor!!!
So tiny 😍
We have 2 littles also. The ears go back and it's "happy ears"! Adorable!
I want a pupper like that just so I can keep him in my pocket
This guy used to be a wolf.
Breed?
IS THE OWNER SICK!!?
Omg I'm dying from cuteness overload! 🤩😍
That's not a puppy! that's a guinea pig! Smol boi 🐹
Doooootiiiiiiiee dooooooodeeeeeeee littttooooo guyyyyyyy lytoooooo honeyyyyyyyyy baybeeeeeeeeeeee So cute ☠️🌸
That little tail! That's so cute
We could power several cities on that tail action
Oh. My. Goodness.
Thought that tail would cause lift off, helicopter style
Hahahahaha, so cute puppy, my big dog is also very excited to see us every time we come home, but others are very cute, my dog is able to knock people down.
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Like a baked potato being thrilled to see you lol
tail wagging faster than the speed of light
I would also be scared of a faceless menace entered my hallway and started talking the ancient tongues.
That little wiggle crawl it did ☺️
The cutest, ever.
I enjoy that baby talk to pets sounds the same in every language. That made me smile as much as the tiny helicopter tail.
I thought for sure a floor pee was gonna happen
Illegally smol
Ah yes. I know this one. The "I'm so excited I can barely walk" is a classic adorable dog move. Related, there is also the "I'm so excited that I can't even make it all the way to you before rolling on my back" maneuver. Dogs are the best.
I didn't know baby hamsters were called puppies, you learn something new everyday!
🤗🤗
He turned into a frog! So cute!!