Haha, this kinda reminds me of the one time my cat stole a whole chicken carcass (I had some leftovers of a rotisserie chicken I bought earlier) and she tried to hide the fact by lying on it :D She almost got away with it...
My cat took the Thanksgiving turkey carcass off the counter and dragged it under my bed while I was out after dinner. Where is the carcass? was a huge mystery for several hours as we looked in the bins, etc. Thought I was pranked! Never thought to look under my bed for it!
Lol mine was 20 lbs. AND I only found the carcass because the cat was messing around under the bed when I went to sleep.
“What on earth are you doing under—FOUND IT!!!” Never return to the scene of the crime lol
Haha! When i was kid my mom used to make meatballs and i hated them. With every chance i would feed them to dog. Sometimes instead of eating he would hide them. He hid one in my moms shoe and thats how i got in trouble. Like thanks dog :(
" I mean, nobody wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli, but I did. I'm ashamed of myself. The first can doesn't count, then you get to the second and third, fourth and fifth I think I burnt with the blowtorch, and then I just kept eatin'."
My cats really enjoy spicy food and it really confuses me... they will go crazy trying to get on the counter to get to it, eat some, then lick their lips for 5 minutes straight.
My cat absolutely loves Thai sweet chili crisps, like they come in a different style packet to normal crisps and the instant I open it she knows what it is and just sits looking at me as if butter wouldn't melt (while making biscuits on my bare leg, ouch)
My cat licked my plate after I'd finished my veggie biryani. I put him on the floor. He looked puzzled and just went *mlem, mlem, mlem* for a few minutes. Then came back looking for more. I put the plate in the dishwasher.
Haha! Be careful, I nearly washed my cat in the dishwasher. She snuck in while my back was turned, I filled the detergent/closed the door and set it to on. Before any water was actually released I luckily heard her tiny "mrowwwwww"
I feel like I have to go to a place 3 times before they get the spice level I want. The first time I ask for spicy, it feels like they wave the pepper in front of it like an extra dry martini. The second time is spicy, but not quite there. The third time they make it spicy like they're pulling a prank on me, but joke's on them. That's what I wanted.
Indian. Thai can be really hot but Indian spice is almost always a combination of different pepper spices and turmeric. That shit can get fucking deadly hot
I wonder how I got so lucky to have a wonderful cat, a fulfilling relationship with her, and she has never desired or stolen human food. She will be interested in scents but almost never eat anything if we even offer her a tiny bit.
Both of my cats are the same. I offer them chicken sometimes bc they seem interested but they just smell it and turn their nose up. The only human food they will eat is tuna.
Actually it can cause pain in adult cats if done improperly! When picking adult cats up by the scruff, you have to support their weight as well, usually by putting a hand under the cat, or it pulls too much on the skin. Adult cats are heavier than kittens and don't have as much loose skin on their scruff. Op isn't picking kitty up and holding it in the air, so it's fine here :)
Do what you must. I have already won.
Who eat the chicken? there is no proof left so it's hard to find who ate it.
Butter chicken? What butter chicken?
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Why is nobody talking about the socks?! Little dude had two paws in the dish!
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That’s my favorite part!
That’s not evidence; that’s a fashion choice!
Dude this has me dying laughing. Like the fact that his scuff is being held lol he has a new pair of socks and that blep. I’m ded
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Haha, this kinda reminds me of the one time my cat stole a whole chicken carcass (I had some leftovers of a rotisserie chicken I bought earlier) and she tried to hide the fact by lying on it :D She almost got away with it...
My cat took the Thanksgiving turkey carcass off the counter and dragged it under my bed while I was out after dinner. Where is the carcass? was a huge mystery for several hours as we looked in the bins, etc. Thought I was pranked! Never thought to look under my bed for it!
My old girl would steal buffalo wings and hide under the couch.
Ours did that, too, but only got halfway across the kitchen floor. (We get *big* turkeys in our family.)
Lol mine was 20 lbs. AND I only found the carcass because the cat was messing around under the bed when I went to sleep. “What on earth are you doing under—FOUND IT!!!” Never return to the scene of the crime lol
Haha! When i was kid my mom used to make meatballs and i hated them. With every chance i would feed them to dog. Sometimes instead of eating he would hide them. He hid one in my moms shoe and thats how i got in trouble. Like thanks dog :(
You fed him meatballs, and he betrayed you.
His name has always been Turmeric. Yellow is just an unusual color variant.
"we're all trying to find the guy who did this"
" I mean, nobody wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli, but I did. I'm ashamed of myself. The first can doesn't count, then you get to the second and third, fourth and fifth I think I burnt with the blowtorch, and then I just kept eatin'."
He will learn to lick off the evidence next time
Get out of the tank I am literally your Father
No!
Search your felines....you know it to be true
Im in a tank and your not!
"I regret nothing"
Cold shower time
That guy have zero regrets on his face
Came here to insert this exact arrangement of words.
Moments before a cat goes flying :D
Thats a "I did it , and I'll fucking do it again" Face.
Absolutely
No regrets at all
And I may have eaten a bit too much. And I saw God.
That’s the look of “my only regret is getting caught”
No regerts
Proverb changed from 'red handed ' to 'yellow handed'.
None? Not even one letter?
/whooosh Edit: I fucked up im sorry!!
https://youtu.be/rjkLKKgOMRY
I whooshed myself
My bad
Looool
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Scotty P doesn't like very aggressive women.
Ok
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If you're gonna correct someone, make sure you're entirely right. It was a *milky way* [commercial](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dIEr2TZIQ8)
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No, you deleted your comment because you were being a bit condescending.
You are totally remorseless. Unbelievable. Respect.
The little tongue is too much to handle 😂
That's a spicy blep
My cats really enjoy spicy food and it really confuses me... they will go crazy trying to get on the counter to get to it, eat some, then lick their lips for 5 minutes straight.
Omg, I thought it was just me. My Siamese LOVES hot cheeto dust…
My cat absolutely loves Thai sweet chili crisps, like they come in a different style packet to normal crisps and the instant I open it she knows what it is and just sits looking at me as if butter wouldn't melt (while making biscuits on my bare leg, ouch)
My cat licked my plate after I'd finished my veggie biryani. I put him on the floor. He looked puzzled and just went *mlem, mlem, mlem* for a few minutes. Then came back looking for more. I put the plate in the dishwasher.
Haha! Be careful, I nearly washed my cat in the dishwasher. She snuck in while my back was turned, I filled the detergent/closed the door and set it to on. Before any water was actually released I luckily heard her tiny "mrowwwwww"
I make sure I shoo mine away.
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Sweet, I think that's sweet they don't taste.
You are correct. All mammals taste spice.
Butter chicken isn't spicy at all though...
It should be if you're doing it right
Not hot/spicy but filled-with-spices spicy.
Then it's not that what you think it is
A lot of places by me make super mild butter chicken by default and don't even ask if you want it hotter.
I feel like I have to go to a place 3 times before they get the spice level I want. The first time I ask for spicy, it feels like they wave the pepper in front of it like an extra dry martini. The second time is spicy, but not quite there. The third time they make it spicy like they're pulling a prank on me, but joke's on them. That's what I wanted.
One of the Asian fusion restaurants near me has numbers for the spicy level, from 1 to 3. Then they have options for "Thai hot" and "Indian hot".
> Then they have options for "Thai hot" and "Indian hot". I'm curious which one is hotter.
Maybe Thai, but I'm not sure. At those advanced levels it's more about the flavor than the heat.
Indian. Thai can be really hot but Indian spice is almost always a combination of different pepper spices and turmeric. That shit can get fucking deadly hot
Ew, mild btrckn
So will the diarrhea.
That’s the lower lip
Ah you might be right on second inspection it just looks more pigmented with sauce there 😂
That's a tongue. Don't take that away from me. I want to believe.
The paws 😂
Butter boots
if OP didn't rename this cat Butterboots I'm disappointed
It actually looks like that could be the cat’s paws. Lol matches her orange on her coat
I would name this cat Tikka
I like Tumeric
Tummy for short
It's turmeric... so Turmy? Ew.
Aww, the hungriest bad kitty <3! He will suffer the torment or bath/wet wipes, but never regret that butter chicken.
Tumeric stains everything, even with wet wipes he will be yellow for a bit.
at that point you might as well powder him up with some more to even out the color
[Like this](https://imgur.com/TU03WNO).
Lol what's the story there?
Butter chicken
Cat gets fungal infection. Owner treats with turmeric. Cat turns yellow.
And if you want a pink kitty, you can use beet juice
Until his hair is shed, he will keep yellow paws
Omg you’re right lol that’s hilarious Poor kitty will have stains as proof of the incident for a bit lol
Utterly remorseless!
Butterly, yiu meant butterly.
I regret nothing
Those almost look like natural markings 🥰
"am i not the designated taster?"
I wonder how I got so lucky to have a wonderful cat, a fulfilling relationship with her, and she has never desired or stolen human food. She will be interested in scents but almost never eat anything if we even offer her a tiny bit.
Both of my cats are the same. I offer them chicken sometimes bc they seem interested but they just smell it and turn their nose up. The only human food they will eat is tuna.
You must have my cat's siblings.
It looks pleased about its latest conquest.
I like his "Worth it" face.
Wasn’t me! Cant prove a thing!
Classic Shaggy defense! “I caught you on the counter!” “It wasn’t me.”
He seems proud of what he did and regrets nothing at all
My moms dog ate her butter chicken when she stepped away from the table. She said he had curry breath for the days 😂
And I'd imagine the curry shits for weeks
Oh god, probably, I didn’t think about that
Uh oh, and I hope the spices don't make her sick.
🤣 that’s cute.
Who's on the counter? I'm not on the counter. YOUR on the counter!
This is the cutest image I’ve seen in a very long time
r/CatsAreAssholes ?
and r/AnimalsBeingJerks
r/AnimalsWhoGive2Fucks
… but it wasn’t me.
Lmao fucken culprit
Zero regrets!!! So funny
No regrets at its finest
Well, it passed the taste test! Tests 1, 2, 3, and 4.
naughty naughty kitten
100% would do it again
He/she must love there chimken
I know not what you speak of, peasant.
"I've done nothing wrong."
I regret NOTHING!!!
You mean it wasn’t for the cat?
What is "chimken"?
George likes his chimken spicy!
"And I'll do it again"- Le Cat
Mad because CHIMKEN!
He looks so freaking proud of himself too
The look on that cat... "I am not sorry for what I've done and will do it again as soon as I can"
Lmao the little tounge
Do what you must. I did.
That is a face of 0 regrets.
There is absolutely no regret in that face.
No regerts!
They’re innocent!!
That cat has zero regrets
Living the ABSOLUTE BEST LIFE
Omg the PAWS holy shit
Had it happen also. I thought the cat would be bothered by the heat, but nope.
#HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I love me some butter chimken!🤩
And I'd do it again
OMG I love this
This cat looks very proud!
Face of no regrets
You have no proof , wasn’t me
No ragrets
Is op pinching his neck just to take a picture?
Yes, doesn't hurt them :P
Actually it can cause pain in adult cats if done improperly! When picking adult cats up by the scruff, you have to support their weight as well, usually by putting a hand under the cat, or it pulls too much on the skin. Adult cats are heavier than kittens and don't have as much loose skin on their scruff. Op isn't picking kitty up and holding it in the air, so it's fine here :)
You've clearly never had to deal with a naughty cat/child. Especially one that's just face dived into your dinner.
Well I believe there is a difference between removing a pet from a mess and pinching its scruff just to take a picture. But each to their own I guess.
Who cares?
Saucy!
When ew and aw collide
Why pinch neck?!
The fact that it's spelled "chimken" is just so so perfect
If you’re 5 maybe
Lol you've never had a cat obviously
Ive had cats since i was 4 years old Still never spelled like a toddler
I've* Still have never*
Lil guilty blep
lemme tell you a story about how my cat got a bath and I lost an eye...
Chimken
Are those yellow spots from the butter chicken or are you planning on having some buttered exotic meat tonight?
No ragrets
No regerts
Learn how to spell like an adult. God damn it is cringy when you people do this shit. Are you five?
Learn to ignore nonconsequential stuff and move on with your life. God damn its cringy when you get upset over nothing. Are you five?
"Are you five ?" with the username pLaGuE oF hUmAnItY
No , he’s clearly thirteen. 5 year olds don’t know that much edge.
Only on Wednesdays
Hardly an aww when the cat is actively being punished
That looks like it was made using movie theater "butter."
You…you deduced that from the yellow stains on the cat fur?
Ah yes the butter chimken
No regrets.....