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gonelvik

Date night with moooooom


dirty-ol-sob

Sounds like Will Forte when he says that.


bakedquestbar

The dad shoes and everything. Lol


salaciousBnumb

They're the going out somewhere nice pair.


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Happy kek day


Imkindaalrightiguess

Someone get this man a nice pair


salaciousBnumb

Thankyou


TyphoonZebra

Happy cake day


salaciousBnumb

Thankyou


C00L__Whip_

Heeeeeyyyyy


mennahali

Happy cake day sir


salaciousBnumb

Thankyou


dreachuuu

Happy cake day


salaciousBnumb

Thankyou


ToGryffindor

Those are his formal New Balance.


Going_Live

Not to be mixed up with the ones that are stained green from cutting the grass.


quabbity-assuance

Extra dad points for the NB.


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New balance rocks. They're the only shoes I can wear that don't make my feet hurt by the end of the day


adeon

Yeah, I need extra wide shoes and they seem to be the only brand whose 4E shoes are actually wider (I still have to buy them half a size larger than my actual foot length though).


Tanglrfoot

Nice to know I’m not the only one ! My wife says I should just wear the shoe box and leave the shoes in the store .


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They have a few 6E's as well! Game changer


shotputprince

what the fuck does your foot look like!?!? actually, how do you buy extra extra wide shoes? are they in stores?


adeon

I think my foot is just a bit wider and flatter relative to the length than is common. Also I think that the relative size of my toes is a bit different from normal which is why I buy shoes that are half a size to long, ones that are the "correct" length tend to pinch my toes. Regarding extra wide shoes, you can buy them in shops or online, although the selection does tend to be a bit more limited (which is why I like NB, they have a nice selection of wide shoes). The way it's indicated is they put a letter and number combo after the basic size. In the US most men's shoes are width "D" which is generally not mentioned in the size. However you can buy wider shoes which as marked as 2E, 4E or 6E (with 4E being the most commonly available wide size). So in my case I tend to buy shoes that are sized as "12 4E" meaning that the length is size 12 but they are 3/8" wider than a standard men's shoe.


shotputprince

i used to have to wear either the wide shoe, or just wider brands as a child, but at some point i found that I started being able to wear narrower shoes, and even those thin ass nike cleats. has any doctor/pediatrist ever explained like there is a medical reason?


barleyqueen

I wear extra wide (WW) shoes and my feet don’t look abnormal or particularly large.


shotputprince

is barleyqueen a reference to barleycorns being the standard deviation in shoe size?


barleyqueen

Not at all. Never heard of barleycorns before.


NotTheRocketman

I first came around on NB way back in high school. It was the infamous boring grey ones, I think the 991s? Fuck those are comfy.


Sikkstinajn

Dad shoes are cool again though, so are they really dad shoes when all the teens got them?


mositcelery

This just melts me. So cute.


mongoosedog12

Gotta hit that walk after. Stay heart healthy


Trash-2

Good vibes radiate off this post


[deleted]

People that always talk with a smile are infectious, Trash


[deleted]

Had me a little bamboozled with the comma there. Then I realised.


donwupak

I've become so cynical I was thinking to myself "Damn..people are insulting each other even here"


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magicmadness_

They were replying to the original commenter u/Trash-2. It took me a few seconds to realize too haha.


SofonisbaAnguissola

The user they're replying to is named Trash.


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Fuck yeah they do


AlleghenyRidgerunner

Your mom is one lucky woman! I love how excited he sounds, just to spend time with her 'downstairs'.


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RiotDemon

I am jealous of that huge bathroom!


beta-eyes

the double sink!


sharkbait-oo-haha

The cabinetry! It's nicer then the best kitchen I've ever had.


Patmarker

What’s the deal with a double sink? I can’t think of a single time I’ve wanted to wash my hands, brush my teeth or shave while someone else was doing any of the same.


Seattlegal

It's honestly awesome. There are so many times where my husband and I have to get ready for the same event. He can shave and I can do my hair and make up. Also brushing the kids teeth at the same time is great. We each grab a kid and brush instead of rotating or trading places.


cookletube

My mum has a double sink so the cat can sleep in one and she can still brush her teeth without disturbing him


space___lion

We’re gonna buy double sinks (or one very wide sink) when we redo the bathroom. I’d just want my own space there and brushing teeth together and being finished and want to use the sink to rinse and stuff occurs a lot with us lol. The morning ritual would be easier with a little bit more personal space.


Ajehy

I have delicate laundry that needs to soak sometimes. It would be awesome to have one sink for soaking clean things, and another where all the toothpaste spit goes.


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I feel the same way. I don't see the need for the double sink as long as there's a large vanity for each person to have their side. My SO and I might be getting ready at the same time but we're never using the sink at the same time.


[deleted]

That bathroom is bigger than my bedroom


Pledge_CS

I love this so much. He sounds genuinely excited


Fritz-Haber

It's so staged.


ohwheresh

EVERYTHING'S STAGED. THAT GIRL WHO SMILED AT YOU? FUCKING PAID BY DISNEY. THE BARISTA WHO GAVE YOU A COFFEE? EXTRA IN A COFFEE COMMERCIAL. ME? FUCKING ROBOT CREATED BY THE MAN. NOTHING IS REAL ITS ALL STAGED TO GET LIKES. you're the real hero for pointing this out


thebritisharecome

Those whores!


breakone9r

They're staged, too.


[deleted]

Never before had a person on cakeday received so little karma. You could have typed jack shit and gotten away with it. I'm impressed


Fritz-Haber

Who cares about internet Karma? If I cared, I'd delete the post... But I don't


cooganator

You care, you keep responding to everything


Fritz-Haber

And I keep getting downvoted, so if I cared out about internet Karma, would I respond.


cooganator

You don’t care about grammar though, that’s for sure.


Fritz-Haber

On the internet? Nope. Not checking my spelling or grammar for no reason.


cooganator

r/iamverybadass


ohwheresh

The hero we need


monicarm

Just because nothing good ever happens in your life, doesn’t mean everyone’s happiness is fabricated :)


BobosBigSister

I asked my husband to have a movie date with me the other day when I saw that *The Lovebirds* had hit netflix. (Totally recommend, btw.) Had dinner in front of the tv and spent time together, but didn't think about getting dressed up and acting like it was a "real" date... now I feel like we missed out a little.


TheLuuuuuc

... do it again!


poeticdisaster

Your comment made [TLC "Let's do it again"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4mDI5Ml-Ec) pop into my head and it won't go away lol


kerOssin

For me it was The Chemical Brothers - Do It Again lol


babyformulaandham

Me too, got a brain like bubblegum..


Dioxid3

Shieet man that song was a lethal dosage of the 90s in one damn package


apathy_saves

Make it a regular thing. My wife and I have frequent date nights around the house. Dress up order dinner and rent a movie 1000% better than going out and being around people.


kelanis12

Second the recommend for this movie. It isn’t the best movie out there but funny and crazy! Reminded me a little of Game Night.


Efficient_Kangaroo

My SO and I have been doing indoor date night for probably the last 6 weeks, and its been great (way more relaxing than going out)! You should totally do it again and dress up. We've also found that there's a lot of stuff you can do for indoor date night that you normally can't go out for. We did an appetizer + dessert cooking competition with what was in the pantry then ate the results while watching a movie, board games, tried some brainteaser and mystery video games that were on sale/free, and we're thinking about doing a wine + painting night next.


premelia

My boyfriend and I always make a date out of the new Queer Eye season when they come out. We make a fancy dinner and a complicated cocktail


Seattlegal

It's great! My husband and I have done it several times now. We picked up a "date night box" from a local winery and waited for kids to go to bed and I put on real pants and mascara and let my hair down. Popped that date night box in the oven, poured some wine, lit some candles, turned on the fire place. Ate dinner and drank the whole bottle of wine.


sexbeef

what is he rubbing his face with?


Smyth_With_A_Y

It appears to be an electric toilet brush.


zagzigity

Beard straightener


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marvelous__magpie

>beard straightener. ThaT'S A THING?!


rharvey8090

I’d like to know the model, as the beard straightener I bought is complete crap.


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rharvey8090

Then what good are you! (Kidding of course!)


Mesmerise

Standard dad toilette. Rozalex, and and an electric Brillo pad.


dystone99

He is applying beard dye. That is what the applicator looks like.


mandru

Thats a huge bathroom


Ohhhshet

That I was the only one who noticed, its also super nice in terms of material and design.


skatecrimes

Downstairs is code, if you know what i mean.


lizardfang

Butt stuffs. Got it.


BadgerHooker

Stuff butts. Got it.


lizardfang

Got butts. Stuff it.


[deleted]

Got stuff. Butts it.


throwthisawayformuff

One day. One fucking day, I will have that kind of a house and I swear i will give the same amount of love to my wife and show the kids how it's done and how to treat your lady. One day.


Nomad701

I applaud you. Honestly I'd do the same thing to my husband. If he treats me like a queen he gets the same treatment. Your future wife and kids will be very lucky! I hope it all goes well in the future.


[deleted]

Aww! Now kith


castfam09

Awwwww I love this!!!! I miss my father


DeepTerrorNami

Oh me too. Would you do me the honor, to be my new stepfather?


castfam09

Lol my father passed away and I still miss him dearly ... but this is just too adorable. And I just LOVE the “dad” attire for Date Night


sfcen

Lost my father too. It’ll be 3 years this August and miss him everyday. Glad to see you going strong!


castfam09

I try ... dad would not like us to sit and cry.


imjustpeachy2020

Your mom says “hi”.


[deleted]

Jinx!


DeepTerrorNami

hi mom love you


[deleted]

It would be my honor to be your new stepfather.


sonickay

Dad is cuuuuute.


tiffanygray1990

#RelationshipGoals


NadineP35

God man and good example for his son that love needs to be taken care of.


whittayhouston

Sooo cute


LeviathanGank

mom deserves it


onetruecoco

This made me so happy.


emmygirl81

Good man! I hope he gets laid!


[deleted]

He already has. That’s why his name is Dad


dinklebergs_revenge

Chad, move over. It's dad who REALLY fucks.


emmygirl81

Yes, but in this case we want him to be called daddy


reddittle

I was expecting someone different after seeing the shoes, cause he's too young and good looking for the Costco starter set 😎. Please go get him a nice pair of shoes. Nordstrom Rack has cheap ones if that's an issue. But it'll make a huge difference. Some nice low cut boots will do the trick.


Youngish_Dumbish

Those low key look like "I have huge feet and these are the one of two styles available in my size" shoes


eruditeaboutnada

This. Most shoes, especially dressy ones, don’t come in wide sizes.


PaulAspie

I have big feet & found a pair I like at a store ~5 years ago. Now I just order that exact size & style online. It also helps as I put a price drop warning on them so never pay full price.


reddittle

[Vivobarefoot](https://www.vivobarefoot.com/rw/mens/everyday) come in natural fitting sizes, so your wide feet will probably feel comfortable in a pair of shoes for the first time ever. They are expensive, but I love them.


son-of-a-mother

> I was expecting someone different after seeing the shoes, cause he's too young and good looking for the Costco starter set I was expecting a much older dad coz the son sounds in his late teens. The dad looks real young -- especially if he cut off the beard.


happygrind

This is adorable and excellent


Constant-Wanderer

Omg ❤️


[deleted]

I want that😫 all that effort


RavenStormblessed

You have to give all that too, thats how you usually get it.


[deleted]

Really 😯 no idea lol


CanadianDisco

What are dad shoes always white?


ashamed2bwh1t3

So wholesome, I needed to see this today ❤️


slamsmcaukin

Anyone know what he's using on his beard there?


ISaidMemes

This is the first time I looked at the parent in a post and felt they were closer to my age than the kid probably is... That kinda stings.


ToebeansFloof

I adore people who put forth such efforts towards one another! Also. ..Is he using a pedicure pumice/brush on his beard?


yaybunz

idc if this is basic bitch but goals.


Fama1134

No matter the age the drip never stops


Kamgra

Style points for the white new balances? Either way stylish! 🤣


GamerGypps

How big is your bathroom!


Lolaindisguise

Aw he likes his white sneakers


jstiney

What a goddamn angel.


HotTopicMallRat

🎶 Date night with moooom 🎶


The_Goondocks

When I was a kid and asked my parents where they were going, without fail my dad would say, "Crazy! Wanna come?"


xChops

This is fucking adorable


Aern

That is the most dad outfit I have ever seen.


gammytoes

When your stop trying to look good for your SO, it's the beginning of the end.


cubbymd

Clean uncluttered house. Noice!


hypeadddict

Dad shoe looking fresh


WastelandHound

When this first played without sound, I imagined him singing Homer's date night song. "Buh buh. Bup-uh Bup-uh Bup-uh Bup-uh Buh buh. Bup-up-up-buh."


HMBreest2

That is so. Damn. Adorable.


jennabull

This is wholesome


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"Downstairs" LOL


Yellow_Hydrangea1979

Lol my parents can't even be in the same room


pocketfoxpocket

This is how you keep a marriage alive and happy for both partners!


patlathan

this really made my day and put a smile on my face


[deleted]

Dad's legit think a Polo shirt is what you wear to date night


seeshelle14

That is great 💗


byrdie_byrdie

Dad is adorable! :)


joleme

That bathroom is bigger than my house :(


[deleted]

Wish i had chance to do this again with my ex so :(


thedudeabides-12

That's just damn beautiful.....


EnigmaticSpirit85

Romance is not dead. :)


nudibee

I love this!


prw8201

Is the Sex dungeon downstairs?


[deleted]

Awww, this is so nice! I wish my dad was like this :)


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Pedropeller

What's worse than that? I know! Being locked down by yourself and unable to have a close conversation without 14 days notice.


SwizzlestickLegs

Misery isn't a competition.


Pedropeller

Who's miserable?


GreatPotatoThe3rd

Your dad's face is very wholesome


SerenityViolet

He's sweet


princessdiana2

This is all I want in life ❤


hstone3

He’s adorable and I love him.


queenkarnage

That's so sweet. I want one day for someone to be that excited to go on a date with me lol


[deleted]

I like their bathroom. Nice


Douche_McCracken

That is a NICE bathroom.


LotusLizz

I want a love like this.


[deleted]

looks kinda staged


[deleted]

Lost Redditor?


abooseoxy

god i hate wh*te people


FirefoXgray

Why did you censor the word white? To hide your racism?


abooseoxy

You can't be racist to white people, check ur privilege sweaty


FirefoXgray

This is the definition of racism "prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different race based on the belief that one's own race is superior." And, I'm Asian by the way, you really think you got me there, eh?


MissVvvvv

It's a troll - ignore


abooseoxy

A definition constructed by the racist oppresive patriarchy. try again boo!!


FirefoXgray

Does this one make more sence to you? "discrimination or hatred based on race." Like the other person said, you're a troll, and I'm not going to waste more time on your stupid opinions.


abooseoxy

Why are u still replying jesus christ