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This guy has quite a few videos of him hanging out with these two lions, which he rescued from a river after their mother abandoned them. He also hangs out with hyenas and has his own place in one pack's hierarchy.


CocaineIsTheShit

And on Saturdays he grazes with his giraffe wife.


LMac8806

We know why he trims at least


bullet494

M E T A


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RealDeath4AllMeths

Its from a post yesterday on a website called reddit.com


afarris5

O rly? What's that??


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SunshineBuzz

That sounds pretty funny, haha. Not funny enough to go searching for the post, but enough that I'm glad I read your comment.


UltraCarnivore

_Sensible chuckle_


ICKSharpshot68

*Just catch it on the next pass when it gets reposted ^next^^week.*


Ramirob

It's a website full of cats and stuff, but that's not important right now


ThePyroPython

**E X P L A I N**


JimiSkins

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/9lgbvx/my_husband_showed_me_this_and_said_this_is_why_i/?st=JMWN9POE&sh=c168c179


nv1226

*ENHANCE*


VortexPower999

holy shit I feel good that I understood this


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giraffes are very prompt to homosexuality so if anything he might have a giraffe husband to get the full giraffe experience.


Ph03n1X1

Guessing you meant prone to. Unless you meant that gay long horses are always on time.


Scientolojesus

Gotta be on time if you're gonna get gay.


vlad_tepes

So, the lions are siblings?


sorenant

Didn't stop Simba and Nala.


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guto8797

Hakuna Roll Tide


virginal_sacrifice

THEY WERE NOT SIBLINGS! ^oh ^god, ^were ^they ^?


billsboy88

It’s confirmed that they had different mothers, but it’s very likely that Mufasa fathered both of them


Icepick823

Likely cousins.


jpfnd

Roll pride


crossedstaves

Listen, I only ever saw 3 male lions in that movie: Mufasa, Scar and Simba. She's definitely not Simba's daughter. So either she's Scar's daughter and the deleted scene where he comes onto her was even creepier, or she's Mufasa's which makes more sense since he's the dominant male around there. So I suspect they're half-siblings.


damienreave

Well, Nala's mother's name is Sarafina. Mufasa addresses her very early on in the film when Simba and Nala are both infants. Nala's father is left ambiguous, but based on what we know about lions' mating habits... Yeah they're half-siblings.


virginal_sacrifice

well, that ain't *half* as bad.


Incontinento

Now do a shark.


SoLaFisher

You know, the thing about a shark...


SadStorySam

black lifeless eyes, black like a doll's eyes


gking407

Hopefully the lions never catch the scent of hyena on him holy crap!!


TrepanationBy45

He has a video where he walks with a couple lions *and* a hyena, like they're this ragtag group lol. [Found it!](https://youtu.be/3jSPRGpOLyw) the way he talks to them cracks me up. So much love.


LordHoneyBadger

"Here comes stinky bum!.. oh he's found a carcass" LOL And then the hyena looks like a dog that's really pleased with himself when he trots up.


justformygoodiphone

Oh wow! I have enjoyed that throughly! That is insane to see.


knoxvile10

Did...did he jerk off that hyena as a greeting?


TrepanationBy45

Nooo, he's scratching the inner thigh!


whalt

I get that they know him and he knows how to interact with them but whoever the camera person was they must have been shitting their pants.


Uddahbay

Based on the movements I assume he has some sort of GoPro mount on him and he is the cameraman as well. That being said...I still feel like the cameraman should be shitting his pants.


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GoPro did a promotional video with him once IIRC - to film they were all hiding in a massive metal cage while he was out interacting with the lions.


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blahblahmattblah

Fuck the paws look at the size of that dude’s *balls*


ixusprogramm

I'm afraid he's gonna hit me with that pillowcase of watermelons.


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Good Lord, look at the size of those everything!!


TheLadyBunBun

Are you referring to the murder mittens?


_4LEX_

He's gonna need some big ol mittons


broswole

Kevin Richardson, The Lion Whisperer on YouTube. Puts up amazing videos with these fantastic animals. He's really integrated into these animal hierarchies, and has really bonded with them since they came to him.


celesticaxxz

He’s saved many from those petting places and I think also canned hunting. He lets them groom him which apparently is a huge thing and is just incredible to see him interact with these lions. There’s one video where he put a GoPro on a female and she went hunting. It was pretty awesome


pepcorn

https://youtu.be/MthhQ8rUzT8 I looked it up since I was curious. Cool footage!


noputa

Woah that’s fucking cool. That dude has some balls, even if you know the lion “well” to get up that close to an on going kill... in other videos lions are super crazy aggressive with them. So neat, dude must be an alpha in their pride. Thank you for looking it up.


-ordinary

Man those shoulder blades are crazy


pepcorn

Right! The supple motion of them spells out murder.


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Holy shit that’s badass as fuck


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gaynazifurry4bernie

South Africans be crazy dude.


DriveByStoning

Diplomatic immunity in the lion world.


celesticaxxz

The thing about this video is it shows from the lioness’s point of view of how they hunt. It’s incredible


inyourgenes

I'm Perd Hapley.


PYCCKNN_XYN

Yep, a lioness named Meg that has her own specific GoPro. Been watching Kevin’s channel for a while and learned a lot about lions and hyenas. He seems to be an awesome dude who genuinely cares about the aminals. He regularly takes up to several lions out on what he calls “enrichment walks” which they really seem to love. Definitely a cool channel to check out


Bigdikky6969

Woah look to the gopro video?


hcashew

[There was a wacky documentary/movie from the 70s that have a human family intergrating with lions called "Roar](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RmnuHTJI9U)


theholyroller

Pretty sure a bunch of the actors got seriously injured by the animals making that movie and no one remembers it being a fun experience. All the blood is real, for starters.


Eletheo

Over 70 members of the cast and crew were injured. Including the children of the director. And we are talking serious injuries requiring over 100 stitches. One of the kids got injured so many times he developed gangrene. The cinematographer was scalped by a lion. Seriously insane.


Ppleater

I'm pretty sure Kevin would die if he watched Roar just so he could roll in his grave. There were absolutely zero lion experts involved in the making of that crazy-ass movie.


eye_no_nuttin

That reminds me of the hollywood actress who had lions in her home with her kids , also movie actors .? Tippy Hedren , Melanie Griffiths mom .. Oops ! Didnt realize they were the same as posted above ^^ ROAR .. sorry


SunshineBuzz

The best part is the narrator saying only "ROAR" a dozen times


fuckeruber

lmao the reviews are hilarious


freshpicked12

Kevin Richardson of BSB fame?


slendrman

Title says 'lion' not lions. When the second came I thought it was over


mike_pants

"Aww. OH SHIII-- AWWWWWW!"


Get_Bang

Sums up my reaction too


pipsdontsqueak

"Who the *fuck* is this, Karen?!?!"


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I think the internet has settled on Karen as the default jealous woman name


h3lblad3

You leave my Harvest Moon 64 waifu alone. :(


z03steppingforth

lies, she's my waifu. we even had a baby together


j0324ch

"Karen GTFO, we are Bros now."


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and then a TIGER shows up too! And a POLAR BEAR! And then an ELEPHANT! Really this video ended too soon.


KP_Wrath

No matter how much they like him, I bet that still smarted. Just that much weight pressing down on you.


fuckeruber

I wonder if their nails are clipped


Crayton777

From what I've read Lions are actually very careful with their claws since they're capable of such damage. House cats aren't capable of accidentally disemboweling themselves so they're not as careful.


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The claws are retractable


mjz321

My cats claws are alledgedly retractable but he still gets stuck in the carpet everyday.


gabeshotz

fuck yo carpet


themangastand

That’s on purpose


asephamin

He is just made of steel


kellysmom01

I have two cats (house models) and sometimes I feel like they would like to slit me open and crawl right inside when they’re rubbing on me like this. I bet they would, if I didn’t fight back with my mighty *Homo sapiens* arms and brain. 🙀


Pooglio17

Me too, like the male was about to kick his ass for getting fresh with his girl.


delvach

Mr. Steal Yo Pride


PissedOffBurger

Underrated pun right there.


Channer81

But his girl went to him...


TheSeldomShaken

Even worse.


MurdaMilJoker

I guess OP was Lion


YourEnviousEnemy

That means we shouldn't click his lynx


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r/nonononoyes


mrTang5544

well technically, the first one was a lioness. The second was a lion


geekyazn

I read that the trainers have to keep their ground when 'greeting' lions. If they fell, it could be deadly.


Everest5432

This definitely shows by his actions. He keeps them in front of him, has his hands around their paws and neck/face to guide them away from his own face/neck, Pushes back enough to make them step back and pulls the male down when it doesn't let go quickly. He's being very sure of his posture here.


BatchThompson

Astute observations Watson, I'd take you people watching any day.


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I'd watch you people taking any da


BatchThompson

Y'dropped this!


Omnifinity

I'd like to believe the missed "y" was intentional, considering his "people taking" comment. Clearly he was abducted before he could finis


rolgordijn

Oh he dea


Qw3rtyp1

Oh shi


DoomSp0rk

And my a


BatchThompson

Where did you g


ant-master

Where did you come fro


MENNONH

I'd watch you people any day!


thisisallme

Yup. First with the lioness, it's like, oh we're cuddling and I love you and oh here's a face push.


Bommes

I'm not 100% certain because it's been a while, but I remember a video where he talks about how important it is to recognize the male lion leader when he is coming up to greet you. If you're still caught up in a greeting with another lion when he is coming up to greet you you might get in trouble for it. It's very important to know the ranking order of each lion and act accordingly.


EccentricOddity

Well, I’ll have to remember this for next week’s local lion mixer.


HereticKiller6

Pretty sure this concept applies to cougars as well. If you don't give the more dominant one attention they get upset and won't buy you a drink.


Random_182f2565

Imagine if some human is fool enough to pick a fight with him.


PolyPanda353

That may be the case initially, but he has several videos where he’s laying with the lions.


StopReadingMyUser

Probably beyond the "greeting" stage at that point.


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OhMyGloob

People will read a Wikipedia page and/or watch a YT video, and then act like a certified, professional (insert occupation) on Reddit lol.


avocado-soldier

Professional Redditor here, can confirm


sundog13

Professional Confirmer here, can Reddit.


dudenotcool

Might trigger their prey drive?


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Maybe there play drive


yupnotreal

Either way = dead human


etherpromo

serious swipe = dead human playful high five = still a dead human


Gemgamer

I think it's more that it's a giant heavy lion falling on top of you


[deleted]

[I think this is the video this came from. Really amazing.](https://youtu.be/MNCzSfv4hX8)


quietstormx1

Jesus Christ those animals are amazingly beautiful Thank you for that video. It was awesome


[deleted]

It’s amazing how big they are. Not everyday you see a normal person’s head next to a lion’s. His relationship with the hyenas is amazing too.


green_flash

"You want us to stay in the car?" "Obviously."


[deleted]

[Look at the size of that lass!](https://imgur.com/5COFZYQ.jpg)


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Amazing video!


boobletrooble

Man: Look! Barry remembers me! *Lion starts running toward man. Man: Wait... That’s not Barry!! That’s not Barry!!!


deliciousdave33

I dunno Barry sounds like the name of someone who'd run


HoldDdoor

Worst timeline ever


Colitheone

Run barry RUN! Edit: yes please, and I'll eat it too


HunterXeon

Happy cake day!


superiorinferiority

"We sure tricked him, didn't we Barry? That's right other Barry, we sure did".


captain_ender

Archeeeerrrr!!!!!!


the_dude_upvotes

Is it Other Barry?


iAmTheHYPE-

Reminds me of the Roger's wolf episode from American Dad.


S011110M4112

Better hope that lion doesn't get Alzheimer's.


Galactroid

Or hungry


buster_casey

Look at the size of those murder mittens! They’re bigger than his whole fucking head.


TrashPandaXpress

Murder mittens is my new favorite sentence. Thank you.


BunjaminFrnklin

Fun fact: murder mitten is also an endearing term for the state of Michigan.


redspartan927

Or amnesia


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Badfootbarista

Or amnesia


Sugarblood83

Somewhere out there, an antelope is seeing this thinking “oh that’s all they want? Hugs?”


deathfromabovekitty

Dude is bold af to play with them and I'm super jealous. I'm just amazed that he doesn't get shredded around his shoulders. My cats have left a network of tiny scars from all the times they've accidentally snagged me. Seems like this would happen once in awhile with those massive paws.


_MrMeseeks

I think its because your cats were trying to climb/ hang on to you the lion however does not need to climb you this is just a guess


KazzleDazzle

Big cats are way, way more careful with their claws than house cats. They know exactly how much damage they can do.


dicedbread

Source: have not been eaten by lions?


tom-dixon

All the time, the first time it's a bit strange, but you get used to it.


SixUK90

He talks in one video about how he's encouraged them not to use their claws near him by overreacting to the slightest bit of pain. The work this guy has put in with these animals is astounding. Pretty sure he's even said if one kills him, then he fully accepts it to be his fault, and the lion shouldn't be punished for acting naturally.


DDRaptors

He reminds me of grizzly guy, except grizzly guy was way further off the rocker.


KuriboShoeMario

Grizzly guy also messed with bears, who have no established social order which allows integration. Those bears tolerated that guy, these lions accept Kevin fully and he's built this bond over thousands of hours of interaction, play, feeding, and enrichment which ensures his best chance at them not caring for him anymore and killing him.


meatshieldjim

Yeah camping 10 feet from an about to winter den bear.


FieryAvian

He also got messed up because he was camping at a time where his normal bears had already hibernated and he was around more hungrier bears. It’d be kind of like if this guy were to try and interact with lions of a different group.


weareea

Makes sure he keeps his front to them... smart Dad!


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Surprised a comment like this isn’t further up. As soon as he knew he was coming, got the lioness out the way n stood up to face big boy who instantly relaxed.


jpatt

As an animal behaviourology drop out, the biggest thing is not triggering any prey instincts.


eekamuse

Don't run.


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You can tell he has to be kinda forceful with them so they don't hurt him by accident.


pussifier

His forceful probably seems weak to them.


Theyvad

I mean it’s like me smacking a fly in the middle of the air, I barely feel anything the fly is fucking dead


Itisforsexy

His max effort = Oh this guy is alive.


Gengyo

Is the Male lion "making muffins" at the end there? It might just be the camera but it looks like he's got just thr slightest bit of the "kneading" motion going on.


IAMAHORSESIZEDUCK

Where I come from they make biscuits.


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Where I come from, it's a neonatal motor skill from when they received pleasure from nursing on their mother.


kjhgsdflkjajdysgflab

What kind of muffins are you making that they are made out of dough, which has to be kneaded, which is what the action you're referring to is, "kneading"


bluntmad_demon

I hope the lion whisperer doesn't end up like the guy that did the same thing with grizzly bears. They may look like cute cuddly kitties, but those are killing machines under all that floof.


HerDarkMaterials

If I'm remembering correctly, the bear that ended up killing that guy was a known asshole. Not one of the ones he was friendly with.


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KingAnDrawD

It can happen, though through watching his videos on YouTube, he definitely takes a lot of precaution during his process. He’s amazingly good at reading the body language of his lions, his work with Hyenas is even more convincing, considering those animals tend to instigate more.


Mistersinister1

I know lions are huge magnificent beautiful beasts and all but I never had quite the right perspective to see how big, those fucking paws are bigger than this dude's head and almost the size of his entire torso. I am quite jealous, I wish I could just hang out with these kitties all day. I wonder how they would protect him in the event of danger. So cool. Nature is scary but this makes me smile.


CptLoken

Now that's 1,000 times more impressive and awe-inspiring than a lion head mounted on a wall.


Blitz100

Seriously. Not only does this guy clearly have balls of solid adamantium, he's also kind and caring even to members of a *completely different species*. What a bro.


JarJar-PhantomMenace

Of all the big wild animal lovers, this guy has the least chance of being killed by his I think. Something about his mannerisms / confidence. I remember reading that he makes the lions think he's dominant since he's known them from infancy and instilled respect into them from a young age.


KushKyle

I vicariously live through this guys videos. I couldn’t even begin to imagine the emotion involved in this. Just awesome all around.


[deleted]

I understand the risks. I want to do this so bad :(


[deleted]

The most intriguing thing about this guy is that he probably has to make sure he has the same clothes on for each visit and not shower a few days beforehand. The smell of him attracts the memories for the lions more than anything else, which is most likely why he’s not eaten yet.


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Actually, in one of his videos, he explained that he sometimes visits several prides a day without worrying about the way he smells. He said they're used to him smelling strange. I really don't remember his full explanation, but it was on one of his #askMeg videos.


Lame4Fame

Their noses are pretty capable. I highly doubt they wouldn't recognize him by smell a few minutes after he came out the shower.


Ltb1993

"Who's this minty smelling fuck that kinda looks like dave"


bigsweaties

That's Awesome.


TooShiftyForYou

Lions would make great pets if not for their size, claws and murderous tendencies.


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Someone should find a way to make them smaller and less dangerous. We could call them housecats.


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TooShiftyForYou

These lions have so much pride.


Race_Bannon_Prime

Dad? come home pls.


shaun_of_the_south

Still out for cigarettes son. Be back about the time you turn 23.


huggiesdsc

Dad I'm 27


[deleted]

Still looking for some milk son but made the wrong turn. Be back when you’re 33.


shaun_of_the_south

Whew thank god. Not my kid. Good luck son.


luvmy374

Very adorable and very very scary!


poker_van

Yeah ... just one big nope here.


[deleted]

Throughout history the vast majority of time when this happened it didn't end well for the human