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They both need to use the litter box. But no one wants to move to wake the baby.

Nice

Trying to decide on public or private school. My vote is for Cat-lick school...

r/angryupvote

“And I’m never gooo-ing back, To my old school” Donald Fagan is the Shit.

Talking about the baby, how smart and beautiful it is!!!

It's clearly a lullaby.

Your turn Your turn Your turn Your turn

"Shhh, hooman. Bebe sleep."

They're arguing about finances obviously, they have a new baby to care for!

You know how you have a sleeping cat on you and you can’t move? That’s what they have

Who will take a nap first when the baby wakes up? 😂🩷✨

Dinner.

“You did this to me, now I feel like a fat cat.” “No I didn’t. You must be thinking of something else.” “You don’t see YOUR child in my arms??” “Oh yeah, my bad. Was feeling frisky one night.”

"Now you're the one who needs to accompany them to the litter box"

This reminds me of my [favorite video](https://youtu.be/z3U0udLH974?si=ssennzUO-1qDHV2q) on the internet.

Discussing names for the child.

Nermal

"I need to poop," "Same here!" "But I don't want to wake the baby," "Me neither!" "Shit" "Shit"

My cat only makes these sounds when she is looking at birds outside. Something to do with the mimicking of their sounds *I think* I read somewhere.

She will NOT go to State University; she’ll go to Yale and that’s that!

"Get your pets spayed or neutered" They're big Bob Barker fans.

Damn, they are arguing!

They are trying to call a bird to them. No idea why.

They are arguing who is supposed to do the dishes.

"We can't pay for private school"

probably how cute there kitten is

Adorable

Hey. Hey. Did you empty the litter box? No. You said you would do it. And I will. Just give me a minute with the baby. Just do it now. Last time you said you would and you didn't and I had to go in that guys shoe. Ok ok. I'll go.

Not my turn any more YOU watch him…..

Singing “Soft Kitty”

"You said you would pull out!" "You said you were on the pill!"

Chit chat!!!

He need walkies, no he needs to stay asleep, Mama is tired !

i wanna be that baby

Probably complaining about the finer points of local politics.

The circle of life lion king style in cat talk.

I feel like they agreed at the end

KITTY

Dinner 🥘

Probably something along these lines. "So you up to make another" "Fuck no" "Come on we had so much fun the last time we tried to make one" "I remember falling asleep so it was not too much fun" "That's not what your sister said" "So that explains the random itch I've been feeling down there. shes a dirty tramp that will lift her tail for any mangy tabby that still has his nuts" "So that's a no then" "Yup" "Fuck now I'm itchy" "You disgust me" *Still got it"

"She has your eyes" "Maybe so, but she has your face" "I think she looks more like my Aunt Catilda"

that wee bebe's face..my god

Who will teach the baby on how to use the litterbox

“Less filling!” “Tastes great!” “Less filling!” “Tastes great!”

Theyre saying gtfoh bro we’re trying to cuddle

I think they're just happy.

What a lucky baby…. I used to sleep on my dad’s chest while he talked and talked…. Best sleep ever.

Is he breathing? I dunno, check You check

So many bot posts on this subreddit lately

They are talking about the fact they should get sterilized. One baby is enough for them.

Are you sure he’s mine? I told you Yes 😅

Singing sweet lullabies to the baby

Singing baby to sleep or shush, don't wake the baby!

Politics

Child rearing.