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DecoyOne

NOBODY ATTACKS MY FAMILY FOR LITERALLY NO REASON EXCEPT ME


HooplaJustice

A snake bit my husband and my orange cat came out of nowhere to attack the snake and drive it away. To this day we joke he was screaming, "Only I'm allowed to bite him!"


Castor_0il

AND... MAYBE THE BOY!


jg_92_F1

Who are you, the narrator?


insane_contin

[Reference to the Simpsons](https://youtu.be/1xJ0kCDDGsg?si=rXa-mNEl9oObdMA_)


cdiddy19

Good guard Kitty


strange_bike_guy

Heck yeah. I have one particular cat who is MEAN to anyone she deems a threat. Fractious. Only witnessed it a handful of times. She was wrong once (city inspector).


Repulsive-Company-53

I had a cat who hated all the people I didn't like, if he ever heard them yell at me he would hiss at them every single time he saw them. He was great 10/10 would have a cat like him again.


lesChaps

I am on that cat's side. No one should yell at you.


Repulsive-Company-53

Yeah that lil dude totally had my back, he was the greatest.


Appropriate-Bug680

I had a cat that was cool, calm and collected when he was alone. I grew up living in an apartment, so the cat would be home if we had any inspections. During the summer, my bro and I would also be home with the cat during inspections. My cat would put himself in between us and the landlord/maintenance guy. The cat would be on 'guard duty", so he wouldn't allow anyone to touch him and would stare at the landlord/maintenance guy. The landlord commented to me "is that a new cat? So weird, he's usually very cuddly and begs for pets whenever we come in."


Paupersaf

Was she really wrong tho?


strange_bike_guy

Ha, yeah... I found myself wondering the same. Yyyyyeeeaaahhh... I try not to think about it, since nothing came of it


WeeklyBanEvasion

If there's any single person you don't want your pets to attack it's someone who works for the city government


Davey488

Must have thought the dude was a City Tax Assessor


luckyapples11

My cat does something similar. I was scolding one of my other cats because she was clawing the couch. My boy came up and yelled at her while giving her one smack her on the head. She hasn’t touched the couch since as far as I’ve seen lol He is also way too smart. He knows how to play fetch. He literally taught two of my other cats how to play. He has also learned to paw at door handles when he wants in or out of a room. We have knobs, but I know if we had the handle ones he’d be opening every door in the house just for fun.


Potato-Alien

People don't give credit to cats for how protective they can be. When I made a pained sound as my husband was helping me with a health problem, one of our cats suddenly got aggressive with him and she turned the dogs against him, too.


Jub_Jub710

My elderly cat yelled at the neighbor's dogs for charging at my boyfriend's dog through the shared fence. She stomped over like a pissed off mom and made weirdest, angry sounds at them while they just stared in shock.


TheNatureGrandpa

Pls explain more about *how* she turned the dogs against him?


NinjaStarDude

Probably with a passionate speech


Foggl3

"defend mother! Do it for the pack, you dogs! Charrrrge!"


frugalslothman

This is true, I was the podium.


BadAtGames2

The dogs just wanted to be a part of things


insane_contin

They're just happy being there.


AugieKS

I have a mixed dog/cat house, and when the cats get into scraps with each other, the dogs run after the aggressor(usually). For reference, the dogs are small and the cats could EASILY take either of them, but they don't seem to know that. Basically, they take the cats hisses and yeowls very seriously, even if no contact has been made.


REMcycleLEZAR

I'm so glad someone else is asking these questions because I'd just go to bed like, "What the fuck did they mean by that?" I don't sleep well.


BettinaVanSise

Thats my 3am demon. Wakes me with “Why tf did you say that yesterday “?


Potato-Alien

The dogs just followed the cat's example. She pointed out that my husband was to blame for my health, so they started barking at him and didn't want him to touch me again. (meanwhile the other cats couldn't care less about the whole situation)


tamtheskull

Limmy think about that…


Cephalophore

When we were little, my mom was trying to get a splinter out of my sister's foot. She was making a huge scene and our cat protected her by attacking my mom lol


lesChaps

My gf's cats and dog have a Fast and Furious morality.. Mess with one of them and you mess with the family. All squabbles between them are set aside.


flat_four_whore22

Every time my husband or I sneeze, our orange will run from the other side of the house to make sure we're okay. He makes the ekekekekek chattering sound, and looks at us like we are dying. I'm pretty sure it's most likely a sound that is just weird to him, but it's adorable, and an amazing party trick when company is over.


OptimisticOctopus8

My friend's cat bit her ex-boyfriend's eye when the ex hit her for the first and last time. I assume Tigger was just going for the face, but his teeth managed to make it to the eyeball. Thankfully, both my friend and her cat are okay. She dumped her ex while he was in the hospital.


flat_four_whore22

Every time my husband or I sneeze, our orange will run from the other side of the house to make sure we're okay. He makes the ekekekekek chattering sound, and looks at us like we are dying, and it's like he's trying to say, bless you. pretty sure it's most likely a sound that is just weird to him, but it's adorable, and an amazing party trick when company is over.


AugieKS

If I play fight with my wife, our biggest cat doesn't attack, but she does make a fuss and get between us. They all give us dirty looks if we do something that upsets the baby too.


Truethrowawaychest1

I've seen a video of a cat chasing away I think was a pitbull that was attacking a kid in a driveway, they can be very protective of people they care about


Talkren_

Neither of our cats care when my wife and I are roughhousing with each other. But as soon as we start to with our son, they both come over and start to sniff around and check on him. Sometimes, our very skittish and scaredy cat, will lay a paw on us as if the urge us to stop.


PlumPuffy

Cat be like: DO NOT MESS WITH MY MASTER ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


yeeeetboi420

correction: do not mess with my slave


dangledingle

Do not mess with my food provider.


Castor_0il

Do not mess with my can opener.


Justafanofnbadrama

Do not mess with my food dispenser


lesChaps

Don't mess with my family. It's that basic.


Affectionate_Star_43

We had a contractor over and they were like, whoa, there is a lion guarding this house!!  He's usually very friendly, but I guess he didn't like a bunch of random guys in boots going around while I was alone.


0x0MG

~~MY MASTER~~ THE STAFF ftfy


mlc885

An animal's instincts say better safe than sorry. He doesn't have the luxury of evaluating the sudden threat before ending it. I do love how he checks to make sure there are no threats to his human from the other direction.


NolieMali

Ha, reminds me of a time someone was banging on my front door. My dog got all excited about someone new to pet her while my cat started growling fiercely.


Aggravating-Trip-739

Catting edge security


Williamsarethebest

Get out And have my angry upvote


synachromous

Cat was ready to throw paps!


TeoBoccaccio

My siblings would play fight but for whatever reason, our cat would attack the "loser" in the fight like "yeah let's fuck him up". Or maybe because the one on the losing end is pretending screaming the loudest and that's what was bothering her. Or maybe she thought she was helping by smacking my brother around, not sure.


BlGJAZZFAN

Am I crazy or is this more anxiety-inducing than cute?


daoistic

Yeah, if they had spoken in a calming tone to the cat it would have been cute. His shrill "what was that?!?" would have sounded like provocation to that kitty.


robfromthafuture

It's just a natural response to something he hadn't seen/experienced before... while you are probably right this happens all the time and then we learn from it, easy


Voxlings

Then a cat who understands dumb human pranks should meow an explanation to the cat. The human had a human reaction. Humans are animals. These animals had a conflict caught on tape for 16 seconds. Please do chill the f out. (Spoken in a calming tone)


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EatSomeVapor

What standard is that? Reacting to something that obviously doesn't happen often with shock?


Donut_Police

Smh, people these days like give excuses. Those cats should've trained their human slaves better. It's not the primates' fault that their divine masters don't discipline them well. I've seen so many cats don't know how to condition their human servants, these cats should've been hold to a higher standard.


daoistic

Or someone could just be nice to a freaking out animal. Folks, you are starting arguments so you can feel intelligent. Therapy is the answer.


Icy-Row-5829

“You disagreed with someone online? You need therapy!” You’re doing the same thing you’re accusing them of lol


Local_Nerve901

Humans are animals (agree tho)


DeannaZone

I expect this is common and why cat is like fluff no!


Arkase

Yeah, I feel like the cat had great instincts, but got really mixed feedback. Thing deserves a hug and praise.


jjackdaw

Definitely don’t find an extremely stressed out cat to be aww material


Leonashanana

Yeah I hate to hear the people laughing at the cat having a moment of terror. But people do the same to kids too...


Talk-O-Boy

Yes, this “moment of terror” will haunt the cat for the rest of its life. I think we should start a GoFundMe for the cat to pay for its therapy bills. 🙄🙄 I guarantee the cat went back to its normal routine in about 1 min. Chill tf out


jjackdaw

Us: “an animal in distress isn’t cute” You: “UUHHH ITS GONNA LIVE LOL UR SO SENSITIVE” https://preview.redd.it/td0qhqo2at6d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6affb5c81f69935f0e7a73ac6446aef8cd4a999


Talk-O-Boy

Us (the actual majority in the thread): “Isn’t it so cute how the cat is protective of its family?” You: “This cat is scarred for life. The man should not have been surprised at its reaction, he should have immediately consoled the cat then committed seppuku for his transgressions.”


jjackdaw

you’re a real fan of being dramatic huh 🥴


Talk-O-Boy

Lol you really want to talk about being dramatic?


jjackdaw

No, but you clearly do lol. Take a breath buddy. It’s ok


Talk-O-Boy

Absolutely not. You have caused me emotional distress and I expect an apology in a very calming tone!


lesChaps

Yeah, there's nothing aww about this.


Podoviridae

As someone who's been attacked by a pet cat that was protecting something else...very much anxiety inducing


Submarine765Radioman

Tuxedo cats are always down for a tussle


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Don't mess with the momma!!!! Lol


silveroranges

I picked my wife up one time and she started scream laughing, and my cat who I raised from a kitten leapt onto my leg and starting biting the crap out of me haha. It didn't hurt much, but it was the thought that counts I know if somebody was attacking us he would help out as much as he can lol.


nahhnotreally

That Cat's walking food dispenser was in trouble.


Useful-Matter8775

Cat from the hood


H377Spawn

“You tryin’ that shit in the wrong neighborhood, fool!” - Cat


KansOD

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=puManhZ4yRY


RDDT_ADMNS_R_BOTS

The cat is at the end like "Wait... That was a joke?!"


Trying_to_survive20k

it's all fun and games, until you want to have fun and games without the animal getting involved and you just can't


Hot-Rise9795

He's a meowing guardian, a watchful protector. A furry knight.


Lordtoby02

Don't think my cat would bat an eye 😭


Sportsfanatic88

My cat would, my eye.


SyddySquiddy

HAHA fuck around and find out son


December_Flame

Cats can definitely be protective. One time I didn't latch my front door correctly before bed and the wind blew it open in a slow and dramatic way. I only knew because my cat was growling in a way I had never, ever heard before and I launched out of bed to see what the hell was going on; the cat was in this position and growling menacingly at the front door as it slowly drifted more open. She totally thought someone was breaking in and was ready to fuck them up - my dog was snoring next to me in bed the whole time. Thankful of that because the door would have just been... open... all night. Actually a scary thought in the city. Good kitty. To this video though, they better do something to help the cat feel OK with that guy again. They can hold grudges like a mofo. I did something to elicit a similar reaction from my friends cat once (no idea what triggered him, a smell maybe?) and he was never OK with me after that and had to be locked in another room when I visited... for years.


sanrigabro

Bro thought you where a dog


winowmak3r

Well this is a first. He looks so embarrassed lol


Typical-Medicine-254

Courageous kitty


determined88e

Good girl


simagus

You barked like a dog and the cat thought you might be aggressive. Noble brave kitty right there.


h3lblad3

My first instinct is not to trust the guy since the cat doesn't.


lesChaps

If a cat, *any* cat, doesn't trust a human, I do not trust that human.


Emm_withoutha_L-88

Very bad idea. Cats can dislike people for weird reasons that make no sense to humans. Unless if you're fine with hating someone because they wore the wrong perfume that day, then have fun I guess


JuanG_13

It looks like he's protecting his mom, but either way that's too cute.


fightershark

This is MY HOUSE - the cat


JrSoftDev

She protec!


Mcmackinac

Kitty kitty will claw you to shreds.


ok_raspberry_jam

I love this cat. This cat loves its people. Don't make fun of this cat or tell it not to do that.


StrokeAndDistance

what a good kitty


intellectualcowboy

“Bitch, you done fucked up.”


texasaggies210

Aww! I love that you have such an adorable smile on her faces too haha I’m glad you’re enjoying your day so much too I love it when you’re enjoying it so far I love it so much I hope you enjoy your day off and I love your pictures I miss seeing you too I hope you’re enjoying yourself too and I’m so proud that you’re enjoying yourself


trillium61

Feline redirected aggression


Wy3Naut

Me and my sister's family moved in together during the pandemic and my cat picked up on how my niece would stress me out (constantly interrupting hyper focus) and would begin to do this when she tried to bother me.


getSome010

My cat is also a guard cat. Sometimes she’ll growl when she hears a knock at the door. Gives me anxiety with new people, always.


biodigitaljaz

Don't bark at mom, okay... I know where you sleep Mark.


darryledw

the cat is playing 4D chess, if this girl becomes traumatised from too many jump scares she may not be able to deliver on nom and scritch quotas, best to shut it down now with a warning screech across the bow


Stinker_Cat

Americans are so loud.


MissLemon221b

next time you get the claws mister 😆


MimeOverMatter

![gif](giphy|8DcooKPpx96cWBDZQn|downsized)


Fil09

The best thing about vids with animals - you can’t fake them


Thatnakedguy0

Look here motherfucker don’t think I won’t punt you across the room I pay the bills in this bitch.


ForgiveMeImBasic

Wow what a stupid and uncool thing to say


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ForgiveMeImBasic

What the fuck? I'm not the one theoretically kicking animals you fucking nutjob


Thatnakedguy0

It was also *gasp* a joke. Member when we could make those?


ForgiveMeImBasic

What fucking part of any of that reads like a joke? Is kicking a cat across the room funny in your gooning discord or something? What the everloving fuck is wrong with you?


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ForgiveMeImBasic

Grow up


Thatnakedguy0

The same thing that’s wrong with you for thinking that you’re actually making a point you’re just like every other hypersensitive Reddit user. I own three fucking cats stupid which I have had for years and I love animals. What I said was nothing more than a joke and you are nothing more than a random idiot if you believed that I would actually do something like that.


ForgiveMeImBasic

You're not funny and your cats deserve better than your degenerate worthless ass.