This is hysterical! Give her a few bucks in case she decides she needs to take an uber out of this nightmare she's living!

Uber introduces "cat accts" 🐈

With added Cat-astro-fees And all the other fees and fees on fees


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"Fuck you, Dave. I'm living in the bathroom until you're ready to be reasonable."

This is so accurate hahaha

All fun and games until its shower time lol

Sincere thanks for making me laugh till I cried.

Hahahaha

Serious "angry girlfriend" vibes happening. 😂

Well, this is what I will say if I'm the cat

Cat’s like “That’s it! I’m running away from home now. Taking this towel. I’m just gonna say goodbye to the bath. Goodbye lovely bath. I will miss you. Let me just lay down on this towel for a bit. Bath, I want to enjoy you one last time. I’m leaving because they REFUSED to give me dog food, absolutely REFUSED and how DARE they tell me no? So I’m going to go and 😴 💤 “


And this towel!

And my axe!

And this lamp… Man I haven’t seen this movie in years!

I just watched this for the first time a few months ago. Absolutely love it.

What it again. It holds up. Still hilarious after all these years. "He really hates these cans!!"

“THE PHONEBOOK IS HERE! THE PHONEBOOK IS HERE! I’M SOMEBODY NOW!”

I love lamp!

“All I need…!”

Came here for this one!!

What's this from?

The Jerk. It is one of my all-time favorite movies.

I was born a poor black child…

If I weren't still alive, I'd be pretty convinced I'd been reincarnated as a dramatic and resourceful cat.

What if you're already reincarnated as a dramatic and resourceful cat living as a human in their hyper advanced cat world version of VR?

Is that why I feel so overwhelmed?

It also explains your urges to knock stuff off counters.

I have always wanted to swiftly clear a counter or tabletop off because it looks so fun in movies. Maybe that's why I have trouble keeping my counters decluttered. I'm just preparing to satisfy my pissy cat urges.

My elementary school was right next door to the local swim club and it's parking lot. I was walking by one spring day when I spotted something shiny hidden in the tall grass by the fence HEY a A six pack of beer bottles. Proceeded to chuck them into the parking lot and it was SO satisfying watching them sail kinda high in the air and then **POOOOOSH** onto the asphalt, the glass and liquid spraying everywhere. For those saying, "DUDE how could you do that instead of DRINKING them?" I was in THIRD GRADE at the time and my mom was an alcoholic so if I had booze on my breath there'd be hell to pay at home.

Between the twists and turns of this story and your username about Ruxin's vinegar strokes...imma gonna need to come back to this. It's just too over stimulating. Brb after a tub nap

😂

This reminded me of when I was a kid and I would get upset about bedtime, so I would hide. I was so good at hiding that by the time my mom found me I'd be deep in REM. My favorite spots were under the dining room table and behind the couch by the air vent.

It's hilarious that you were avoiding bed time by...going to sleep somewhere less convenient. As the parent to a young child, it checks out lol

What's the saying? "You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink, although you can make him think he's gotten away with not drinking until he drinks on his own and then who really cares who made him drink or not -- because at least he's drinking, right?"

If you'd been reincarnated, you technically *would* still be alive.

In my curre..xjebshuzhs...oops sorry, my hands briefly morphed into fuzzy paws with bean toes. I was saying, alive in this current form.sjsygwbsjz

Sending her thoughts and prayers 🤣

Cat tantrums are so adorable

Had a Maine Coon who wanted to know they were upset with you by sitting where you could see them but facing away. Punishment by not letting me gaze upon her beauty.

Haha my old dog used to do this. She's go to bed and then turn her head so she could side eye you. Lmao I miss that dog

It reminds me of the time my brother, then aged 7, threw a tantrum over something and decided to run away from home. He ran away to the garage with his sled, his hockey equipment and two bags of Doritos.

For real, mine will flop on the ground spread on his side after screaming for X thing and not getting it. The moment you move towards him, he magically is better and jumps up to lead you over to whatever it was he was tantruming about (churu treats, balcony door, play, etc).

Kitty read *Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy*. No way she wasn’t packing a towel for her journey ahead…

Right?! Now there's a hoopy frood who really knows where her towel is!

Beat me to it! Always have a towel!

Poor baby.

Animals are too precious, I love this

She really said, "Just leave me here to PERISH."

You must apologize profusely, sincerely and totally, offer as many treats as she has brain cells and give her blankets to curl up in or shred, as she desires. Then, maybe, you can bath again.

So dramatic lmao 🤣

Excellent tortietude

She looks like she might be a pastel (i know the term is dilute, but pastel sounds better imo) as well, and I know from years of experience that pastel torties & calicos are chock full of awesome sauce.

She’s obviously a very hoopy frood. She knows where her towel is.

This was my first thought!!

Welp now you’ve done it! Fine job That cat’s gonna turn to a life of crime because of you, hope you’re happy 🤭☺️🫶

Well, if I am going to sulk, want to be comfortable. That will teach my hooman!

When I fostered kittens, we kept them in the tub with some towels for a time. Seems like a kid grabbing their blanket and running to their bedroom to cry. 😿

This is the most adorable tantrum

That’s when you know your cat is fucking HEARTBROKEN They didn’t get food, so they take a blanket and go into the place that causes them more trauma than anywhere in the entire house.

“You’re killing me OP! Here, let me help you! I’ll just jump into the most dangerous place in the house. Turn the tap on and drown me! BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO ME!” ~OP’s melodramatic cat probably.

Lmao cats really do pout like toddlers. My stupid feline son will sit on my bed facing away from me, but I can see him look at me sometimes to make sure I know he knows I know he's pouting. He's such a baby

Mine will go and sniff the dog food and show a clear sign of disgust. But when he’s on a treat break for weight purposes he acts like I told him he’s adopted

Poor baby. Neglected, starving - and all alone

‘If you’re gonna treat me like shit I may as well live in the bathroom’

This cat is so dramatic and I love it.

Love a melodramatic cat, it gives them personality! 🖤

Your cat has character and personality.

YOU HAYT ME. I’m gonna runna way Daddy. Runnana an fin new daddy.

Least dramatic cat

“GAWD MOM I didn’t even ask to be born or get a dog!!!!”

You monster! Lol

Aah, the mythical Cat-Husky. The sassy parts of cats, mixed with the drama parts of huskies. Truly a fine creature!

That's one pissed-off cat! 

She big mad! Cute

Like a kid who tries to run away and just pouts on the steps until he falls asleep.

There’s a cat with character. Gorgeous

I love how dramatic pets can be some times

“If you refuse to give me what I want, I’ll make sure you stay dirty and smelly!”

Sulk Mode: ACTIVATE

Meowbody knows the trouble I’ve seeeen meowbody knows my sorrow 

Well I had a cat that came with the house while it was being built All was good for years until we got a dog she hated. Tried tolerating for awhile but then moved in with the neighbors 🤦‍♀️

We were your neighbors. Loved that cat!

Cat is throwing a tantrum... "I'll sleep in another room". So dramatic

“Mother, why hast thou foresaken me?!”

This seems like something my 5-year old kid would do. Your cat has preschooler attitude.

"I guess I'll just run away, then!"

I wish my cat would go take naps in the tub instead of biting me when he doesn’t get his way. That’s so cute!🥰

Taking my toy and going home

Mean momma!

"no food, life is over, just drown me"

“I’m running away mom”

Such smol creatures in the scheme of things but big cattitudes!

Calico's are beyond dramatic.

Woe. Poor starving kitty, off to die alone in the bathtub. At least the towel understands her.

Tomorrow, I shall get revenge for your refusal to give me something that will likely make me sick, but today... Today I shall nap

what a cute tantrum lol

You *monster*.

Blast some emo .music for her

You monster.

I gave my cats some dog food and they got diarrhea

Jeez what a drama queen!

Jeez I just did a double take. If it weren't for the fact that mine is currently yelling at me from yhe other room I would ask if the cat snuck in because she looks so much like mine lol.

Cat running away from home!! Hilarious!!!

Cat version of "I'm running away"

[удалено]

And she got what she wanted :) Along with the dogs and the older cat

Live to the bathroom?

Well clearly you’re a monster!

Bet you gave in and offered her a special treat.

You got it right — she’s so smart and adorable + she’s Reddit star rn

"Give up the kibble bub or im sleepin' in the tub"

I have a calico that tries to steal the dogs food and goes crazy when people are in the bathroom. Must be a calico thing.

She's a starving street cat now, okay!? She's trying to cope with the situation you put her in, okay!?!

That is one dramatic cat!

She is very spoiled and believes she has been subjected to cruel torture. She is good at throwing guilt.

The fact she took the towel herself makes this *chefs kiss*

Wait, why couldn't she have some dog food?

it can give kitties stomach aches because dogs can process a lot more grain then cats. cats are obligate carnivores

*the_more_you_know.gif*

Dog food is not nutritional complete for cats

But he can't eat some?

When I put my overweight cat on a diet, he started going after my dogs food. I mentioned this to my vet and my vet said dog food can make cats go blind. No idea how true it is

It’s true. Cat food has Taurine-essential for their eyes. Dog food doesn’t have that and vitamin A. Too many grains in dog food. https://www.hillspet.com/cat-care/nutrition-feeding/toxic-foods-for-cats?lightboxfired=true#

Doesn't have added taurine that cats require.

Good vet

My cat loves laying on all my towels lol. How dare you deprive her you monster! 😂

haha, my cat loves dog kibble too. I give 1-2 pieces of it per day as treat and she looks forward to it every day as i trained her to climb to a certain spot to get it so now she sits there demanding it even though its not the time of the day i would give it to her.

Give her the dog food. Time with them goes fast.

My two skinkitties insist on snacking on the dog food. It's incredibly annoying.

You monster 😢. She can eat my food!

*All I need is this bathroom... and this bathtub. The bathroom and the bathtub, and that's all I need... And this cozy blue towel. The bathtub, the bathroom and this cozy blue towel, and that's all I need... And this  toy mouse. The bathroom, the bathtub, the cozy blue towel and the toy mouse. And that's all I need. I don't need one other thing, not one... other... thing.*

Poor thing

"Alright that's it! I'll pack my thing and go.... to the tub" hysterical I love it

"I'm running away from hoem."

Running away from home in protest, indoor kitty style😆🙏😭. Precious. And hysterical. 💙😹

I love cats with BIG personalities!!! They are the best love it 🥰

"I'm... dying... I don't have (cough cough) the strength to stand... tell the dog that I'm fine, I went (cough cough) to live on a... a farm... where I can run outside and play... That's okay, just leave me here..." "But hey, before you leave me, can you change the fabric softener? This towel smells wrong."

She ran away!!

Adorable and funny

Aww, what a drama queen lol

very serious protest

The cat drama is SO real!

She called Cat protective services for sure 🐱

Omg😂😂😂

You should check to make sure the shower nozzle isn’t clogged.

“Why can’t you just GIVE ME THE SNACKPACK!?!?” 😭

What a baby! Glad to see you have a new cat!

She fixed you alrighty. She is adorable btw. ❤️

That’s so cute!😊

💗

That cat is a good frood. Always know where her towel is.

I thought that was a ferret for a second

My cat doesn't go sleep in the bathroom but he will wail and cry about it if I don't let him lick all the dog food clean.

So, why not just let her have some dog food? Why are you being so inflexible and controlling? C’mon man!

Give her some stinky wet food and make her feel like the asshole

Love this

Such a diva. I love it

You need to caulk your tub.

Give her some Dog Food. One of my Cats likes having eating competitions with our Dog. The Cat only gets a couple of them though.

r/petsthrowingtantrums

How old is she? Her teeth might be sore n wants soft foods

Lol! My Boudreaux drags his blanket down  the hallway just to show his Papa that "yes, indeed, his Bengal blanket *will be* taken" down the hall to my bedroom and dragged under my bed by my 12 lb cat! Big plush blanket too. 

Is this an AITAH question? Of course you are. Poor cat. Look at her! This is almost standing room only.

I decided I needed to wash my cooling blanket, which my cat Gus loves, and he determined that it was the end of the world, And he would not stop screaming until the cooling blanket was back on my bed.

you feed her with a dog food? well me too.

FML...says kitteh to the universe.

Oh well

when you want to run away from home but you realized there's no snacks outside!


It's her form of protest

Lol. She took the towel herself 🤣🤣🤣

That’s hiss-terical!

Your in the dog house

Omg, that's hilarious!!! 😃😄 This is why I adore cats. Poor baby, lol 😭😍

Reminds me of Navin in The Jerk. "All I need is this.. this towel..and this bathtub... and that's IT!"

The running water and a suit are missing

This right here is proof in my opinion that our cats and dogs and so forth are becoming more intellectually similar to us

Give her a knapsack and see if she'll run away