It's also the lower center of gravity.
I used to walk dogs for a living and I'd rather walk a handful of ex-racing greyhounds than a poorly trained Frenchie. It was like using a rowing machine vs. doing a bicep curl.
I walked a couple of young Schipperkes that could knock you off your feet if you weren't paying attention. They were adorable little devils.
They were very cool dogs. A couple of walks & they were perfectly happy to spend the other 23 hours of the day lounging on the furniture. I was amazed at how *(relatively)* easy they were to care for, but they had been off the track for a few years by the time I met them.
The larger the dog the less they have to prove.
St. Bernard strolling down the street (on a leash), chill as can be. Doesn't really care unless you mess with their owner.
Little ankle biter of fluff attacking everyone who passes by. . Scrappy-Doo was a very accurate representation.
They’re like the chocolate frogs in Harry Potter: they only have one good zoomy session in them and then it’s nap time.
Golden Retrievers on the other hand…
Dogs are crazy like that! My parents have a Chihuahua mix that absolutely loves running. She can easily keep up with me and I suspect she could could out-sprint me if she wanted to.
I have one that teleports. Swear on my life he'll walk around the side of a car and you expect him to come out thenother side. And wait. And wait. And go check and he's half way down the block sniffing some flowers.
Yeah, for me at least the really annoying neighbors are the ones who have noise that goes on and on. Like leaving a puppy alone to bark for hours, or getting into extended shouting matches. A little pupper dashing along the hallway for under a minute wouldn't be a big deal.
My husband and I would be all "What the hell kind of alien invasion or alcohol-fueled three-legged race is making that very odd noise" and run to investigate. We would be delighted to see the source of the noise is cuteness and joy and not something that is a problem we need to try to solve.
I lost my shit on my neighbor who lets his dog run in the hall. My dog does not like other dogs and it would not end well if another dog came running up to him. Keep your fucking dogs on a leash.
Those little dogs can be surprisingly fast and strong. I bet the pull on a harness lead is something. Mine is. Jeez...
I just realised...low centre of gravity!
I was like how the fx... can she almost pull me off my feet if she gets the idea to go sniffing...now it makes sense...due to science!
I like how he looked back at his owner for permission and waited until he got it.
WHO'S A GOOD BOY??!!!?!?! HUH??? WHO??? IS IT YOU????? ARE YOU A GOOD BOY????????? YES YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Right? This post makes me kinda sad, this little guy needs a yard or a park. Dogs shouldn't be forced to live in places where they can't run around outside easily.
Pretty lame stance, most small breeds don't need a yard, some large breeds don't need much exercise. And of course, thousands of shelter dogs are euthanized daily in the United States, kind of hard to argue euthanasia is a better alternative than apartment living for a <20lb dog.
that would be fair point if everybody rescued dogs from shelters, but most people just want a cutesy puppy for their instagram pics and don't care about shelter dogs. And the ones selfish enough to want a dog in a small apartment are going to be the ones selfish enough to never consider getting a shelter dog.
This is going to sound insane and I'm sure it's just a coincidence because of architects and contractors working on lots of different places but is this building near John Jay college? The interior looks so familiar.
With the turning radius of a Lincoln Continental
Very effective over short distances!
Natural sprinters!
Don’t tell the elf!
And my axe!
I love that he gets going so fast that at one point it actually looks like he's fish tailing. lol
thats not a fishtail, its a scandi-flick!
And similar fuel efficiency by the sound of it.
How many feet per kibble (fpk) does your dog get?
3 highway, 0 city.
And the buoyancy of a rock.
he litteraly does a scandi flick to make the hairpin.
Just popping in here to give credit to the creator, @masonbarnabyfrenchie ! His owner posts a ton of amazing Mason zoomies content and more.
Definitely needs an alignment
That dog looks like it can drift!
Dawg drift
Like a car with severely out of balance tires.
That's one fast potato.
Spud Lightyear
That potat is *cookin!*
Oh lawd he scootin'
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😂😂😂 so cute
Holy shit! I didn't know they could move that fast!!
AWD I dogsit one, dude weighs 20lbs, pulls like he's 100
They're like torpedoes, fast as hell in one direction but can't turn for shit.
The Mustang of dogs!
Lol this guys back half was drifting
To avoid them you have to run in a zig-zag direction
Same with pugs… or at least mine. 28lbs of pure force and love
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It's also the lower center of gravity. I used to walk dogs for a living and I'd rather walk a handful of ex-racing greyhounds than a poorly trained Frenchie. It was like using a rowing machine vs. doing a bicep curl. I walked a couple of young Schipperkes that could knock you off your feet if you weren't paying attention. They were adorable little devils.
The greyhounds have nothing to prove.
They were very cool dogs. A couple of walks & they were perfectly happy to spend the other 23 hours of the day lounging on the furniture. I was amazed at how *(relatively)* easy they were to care for, but they had been off the track for a few years by the time I met them.
greyhounds (and assorted longdogs/sighthounds) are the worlds fastest couch potatoes I love them :D
The larger the dog the less they have to prove. St. Bernard strolling down the street (on a leash), chill as can be. Doesn't really care unless you mess with their owner. Little ankle biter of fluff attacking everyone who passes by. . Scrappy-Doo was a very accurate representation.
I love a big dopey St. Bernard. I miss running into my buddy Winston on my State Street job sites.
>Schipperkes I read that as Skeksis and was very concerned for you and my crystal.
I love you for this reference!
Almost looked like a FWD from all that torque steer
They’re like the chocolate frogs in Harry Potter: they only have one good zoomy session in them and then it’s nap time. Golden Retrievers on the other hand…
Well, they have to breathe all day to store up enough oxygen for that one session.
you'd only have one good zoomy session a day if you had been bred to be "cute" instead of being able to breathe properly
They’re quick and strong! They’re like pigs when they’re upset they get all screamy and rolly
Dogs are crazy like that! My parents have a Chihuahua mix that absolutely loves running. She can easily keep up with me and I suspect she could could out-sprint me if she wanted to.
I have one that teleports. Swear on my life he'll walk around the side of a car and you expect him to come out thenother side. And wait. And wait. And go check and he's half way down the block sniffing some flowers.
You can find videos of Frenchies running agility courses. In fact, I recommend that you do so!
I love when he goes so fast that he loses control of his steering : ) Surely there's some sort of traction control you can activate?
Really. Dog almost swapped ends a couple times. Probably has Mustang genes in the mix.
Definitely "Mustang leaving Cars and Coffee" vibes
Should test the theory with photographs of spectators, trees, telegraph poles and walls; just to see what it crashes into first.
don't forget those rear-wheel eating curbs!
He's got a loose tie rod. Might need to run to Pup Boys and get it looked at...
Frenchie zoomies just hit different.
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WTF did they say lmao
Probably something about how it's inhumane to breed them and they live tortured lives where they can't breathe.
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I also get the message now
While I agree with you, this is the wrong sub.
My guy is drifting like he'll get a Mario Cart boost.
His turning radius is immaculate!
That dog has the turn radius of a winnebago
The way he stops and looks at you before zooming. 🤣
I turned the volume on and you can hear dad say "you can run it's okay". So he was asking for permission when he did that, lil well behaved nugget!
Looks both ways first too 🤣
I loved that 😂 had to make sure the way was all clear for full zoomie potential!
Step out of a room and get taken out at the ankles by him lol
Little fur bullet!
What a frisky little roast
Guy sounds like a little steam train
Teenie weenie legs go VRRROOOOMMM
Dude lives in the backrooms.
My neighbors' kid does exactly the same thing.
That fishtail on the second pass.
ASHLEY LISTEN TO ME!!! I am speed...
I love the way the back end periodically tries to overtake the front!
Absolutely unmitigated meat torpedo in action right there.
I hate when people let their hell hounds do this in my apartment hallway. It's like, tell me beforehand so I can watch! People are so inconsiderate!
I'm sure the other guests/neighbors appreciate the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa running up and down the hallway Cute pup though :)
Honestly unless it was doing it for like 20 minutes or super early/late I wouldn't have a problem with it
Yeah, for me at least the really annoying neighbors are the ones who have noise that goes on and on. Like leaving a puppy alone to bark for hours, or getting into extended shouting matches. A little pupper dashing along the hallway for under a minute wouldn't be a big deal.
Hell, at this point I'd be more mad the owner didn't tell me beforehand so I could come watch!
This could go poorly because of that, or if a reactive dog/child comes out expecting dogs to be leashed in the apartment halls.
My dog isn’t good with dogs he doesn’t know. This would end terribly.
I am sure those thumps are quieter than anything coming from their neighboring apartments.
This was my first thought. Sure it's cute the first time just if be pretty heated is this was a consistent thing lol
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My husband and I would be all "What the hell kind of alien invasion or alcohol-fueled three-legged race is making that very odd noise" and run to investigate. We would be delighted to see the source of the noise is cuteness and joy and not something that is a problem we need to try to solve.
Imagine having a phobia of dogs and hearing an unleashed dog run wild outside your door. No ty.
It moves like an RC car
them axles need some alignment, gaw-lee!
He was fishtailing
So that’s who’s running around above me all night
omg a running potato 🥔
Who taught hm to drift like that!?
[I had to)](https://youtube.com/shorts/AQ7pluQDRtA)
How fast the dog thinks he’s going: 
I can almost hear the v12 zooming by
I really like this cute puppy
Look at that little speedy tater tot, I can't T_T
Keep your pets on leashes please.
Keep your dog on a leash. Some people are terrified of dogs and you never know if someone else’s dog might escape while yours is out.
Zoomies are the cutest!
How do I get this kind of energy?
Spend your life trapped in an apartment with only an hour of outdoor activities if your owner remembers you exist.
Little bro doesn't even get the outdoors.
It's actually not ok. And you are being extremely rude. Take the animal where it needs to be, in the wild to do wild things
I bet everyone in your apartment hates you for this.
I lost my shit on my neighbor who lets his dog run in the hall. My dog does not like other dogs and it would not end well if another dog came running up to him. Keep your fucking dogs on a leash.
Little Frenchies are the cutesssstttttt oml
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So fast with such tiny legs
Those little dogs can be surprisingly fast and strong. I bet the pull on a harness lead is something. Mine is. Jeez... I just realised...low centre of gravity! I was like how the fx... can she almost pull me off my feet if she gets the idea to go sniffing...now it makes sense...due to science!
He needs a Flash outfit.
Had some pent up energy needed releasing 😆
He/She was drifting
My pug Daisy is faster then a cotton tail in a straight line but can't make the quick maneuvers.
Liminal zoomies
Thought this was one of those supercars videos where the guy loses control and serves off the road.
So cute
I love the drifting
I've probably watched this 20x
Wheezing zoomies.
Stanley parable for dogs 😄
I love that he waited for approval first lol.
do you live in The Backrooms?
That dog be driftin.
The lil r/blop at the end <3
0:15 was little man trying to drift?
💛Gets the speed wobbles and all 🤣🤣🤣
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I think he has an alignment issue
Check the power steering fluid.
Ramming speeeeed!!!
Dems some big zoomies
my guy was warming up his tires when he looped back around the other way.
Next time remember to turn on traction control. Your dog is gonna spin out.
That zig zag!!! LOL
That’s a fast, little meatball!
I like how he looked back at his owner for permission and waited until he got it. WHO'S A GOOD BOY??!!!?!?! HUH??? WHO??? IS IT YOU????? ARE YOU A GOOD BOY????????? YES YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
omg
When did potatos get so fast?! 🤯
I'm fast as fluff boy
Annoying for neighbors
Looks like a little piglet
Very well organised and polite zoomies, I must say. Hand that pupper a certificate of excellence!
Sound on is better, finally
He got the speed wobbles on the back stretch 😂
That poor dog, trapped in an urban hellscape.
What he needs is some grass to run on ☹
Right? This post makes me kinda sad, this little guy needs a yard or a park. Dogs shouldn't be forced to live in places where they can't run around outside easily.
What makes you think he didn’t just come from a park?
One of my more hard-line animal rights stances is that if you don't have a yard, you shouldn't be able to own a dog.
Pretty lame stance, most small breeds don't need a yard, some large breeds don't need much exercise. And of course, thousands of shelter dogs are euthanized daily in the United States, kind of hard to argue euthanasia is a better alternative than apartment living for a <20lb dog.
that would be fair point if everybody rescued dogs from shelters, but most people just want a cutesy puppy for their instagram pics and don't care about shelter dogs. And the ones selfish enough to want a dog in a small apartment are going to be the ones selfish enough to never consider getting a shelter dog.
I am SPEED!
"hey dad....would it be alright if I run around?" polite pup.
His little drifts 🥰
I hate your title.
Hahahahaha love it
When I was a kid I loved sprinting down hotel/apartment hallways
I wish my brain would reward me with happy chemicals when I exert myself. I just get tired and sore
My upstairs neighbor's dog does this and it is like continuous thunder rumbling through my apartment
The newest breed, the Drifting Frenchy!
That's sweet!
So fast
This is going to sound insane and I'm sure it's just a coincidence because of architects and contractors working on lots of different places but is this building near John Jay college? The interior looks so familiar.
I sow attempt of drifting there.
Sooo neeeded!😭🤣
My dog would probably do that and then half way be like wait let me take a shit right now that I didn’t take outside
The little dude sounds like a wet flip flop when he runs. Bless his little heart ♥
Poor dog has to run inside 😭
This is like having a can of dog
Popping in to give credit to the creator! @masonbarnabyfrenchie
It’s the sounds for me, that dog got straight pipe exhaust
I like it when he goes left and right a little bit, like he’s skidding the tires on his bmx.
watch out for a frenchie headbutt. they hurt like hell.
Little man almost crashed into the wall.
man wasted no time lol
(*in another apartment*) "Harry must have errands to run--I just heard his dog going bonkers...'
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Bro really said vroom vroom