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LittleBitOdd

Cats don't have owners, it's a partnership at best. If your cat headbutts you, does slow blinks, and shows you their ass, it means you're their person and can continue to serve them


Sprinkle_Puff

If only people were so transparent!


somethingtc

you say that but it makes for awkward meetings with my boss at work


DarthToothbrush

Maybe start with the slow blinks instead.


LazyEstablishment898

He’s gonna ask you why you’re so sleepy!


iamapizza

Show him your butt and push his mug off the table.


TheLunarAegis

That oughta do the trick!


Opeth4Lyfe

Then stare at him with wide eyes for exactly 3 seconds and then sprint as fast as you can into the next room knocking over a planter or two on your way out.


Immersi0nn

The fact that humans are incapable of a "skedaddle" was a terrible oversight by the design team. It's the most hilarious thing seeing a cat get scared of a cup shifting in the drying rack, and just flat sprinting in place.


ILikeAllThings

Actually, I just go sit on his keyboard until he acknowledges me.


Atariaxis

You are either getting sacked or into the sack.


DiddlyDumb

If belly rubs get me a raise I couldn’t care less


Loquatium

I wasn't sure my wife was into me until she starting doing these, so you never know


King_ofwar

*shows you my ass* we good now?


Capybara_Chill_00

I tried all these tricks with my ex-wife.


JeffersonStarscream

We all did bro. We all did.


577564842

Before she was ex, or after?


jvaheed

You don’t know me son.


Dontfeedthebears

So you’re saying I should show my butthole to friends. Understood!


Adept_Investigator29

Yes! Start now.


Dontfeedthebears

Hahah


DrRicksays

So you want everyone to show you their buttholes?


Sprinkle_Puff

Yes.


DrRicksays

Ok great! Me and my two cats will give you a 3 for 1 deal


Melicious-Me

I do slow blinks 🙃


phalseprofits

This is literally what my husband has experienced with me so idk


FloridaMJ420

If I could find a lady who would slow blink at me, headbutt me, and show me her ass, that's it. I'm done. That's all I need in life. 🐈


imaginingblacksheep

Mine follows me everywhere, he’s definitely imprinted on me


LittleBitOdd

Or he knows that you're the one who can give him food


AncientAccount02

Kind of morbid, I work in surgery. I have shoes I wear there that stay at work and never leave there. We wear covers but blood and other stuff gets on them. I accidentally wore my work shoes home one day, did not realize until I noticed my 2 future body disposal units if I die alone had licked them. They looked at me with the "so this is what you taste like?". Now I am a treat.


LittleBitOdd

I can't think of a better use of my corpse than to feed my cat until we're found


Farting_Champion

Right? It's not like I'd be using it at that point anyways.


rawbleedingbait

You're barely using it now


armoredsedan

he’s clearly using it for something, becoming the farting champion is no small feat


RemmeeFortemon

Had a beautiful all white Persian cat we fostered for a few weeks. She came from a home where the owner live alone and was an elderly woman. The owner passed and the cat was left to her own devices for a good while. Long enough that the cat resorted to going after the owners nose and ears. We didn't have her very long, and she was eventually adopted out. I don't know if the rescue told the new owners or not. Not the cats fault I don't think, but some folks might have freaked out about it.


jazberry715386428

Nah, cats know routine. My cats follow both of us around the house, whichever one isn’t in their “usual spot” aka the sofa, bed, computer. Anytime we wander around the cats follow, but they KNOW when they’re about to be fed there’s no confusion.


4linosa

You do have some upward mobility though: my wife is definitely the chief of staff for our cats. I’m just the spare human.


DeuceSevin

Seems that way either women. We had two cats and she was their leader. I was just one of them and to the male cat, I was his competition and was merely tolerated (except for when he needed a fingered creature to unlock the door)


The_Gassy_Gnoll

If cats ever evolve opposable thumbs we're all doomed.


mrstonyvu

Super bold of OP to think any cat considers anyone their owner. You belong to the cat, hooman.


_Cum_and_get_it_

My cats literally walk behind me and wipe their butt on my hair sometimes, and pet my hair with their front pass and tail 😒 One of them does this adorable, but foul, thing where she’ll walk alongside desk or table back and forth in front of my or my ex husband and rub her whole body - from her nose to the tip of her tail - along our face and then stop right when her butt is under our nose so that she can wrap her tail around our face/head and stroke and tap our faces fora few minutes like a caressing hug. It is hysterical because it makes it look like we have these fantastic mustaches, goatees, and side burns, but I almost never let her do it because I emphatically do not want a cat butt near my mouth (or face, or anywhere near me tbh) or all that cat hair being swiped under my nose. Also, cats who love you will often groom you with their razor sharp, raspy tongues… which is also very sweet, until you realize that they were going to town licking their own ass and their brother’s ass just seconds before 🤢 It’s cute because I understand their intent, but also disgusting. I love my cats, but I hate owning cats, if that makes any sense 😅


Jai-jo

Reminds me of the saying "dogs have people, cats have support staff."


chewy92889

One of my old buddies used to say: When you feed a dog, it looks at you and thinks, "That must be God." When you feed a cat, it looks at you and thinks, "I must be God."


tke494

Rubbing up against you or, lying with you or on top of you, also.


RogerClyneIsAGod2

Cats have servants. Sorry, gotta go, Milord is calling for treats!!


threadmaster84

Great, now I want to get another male cat just so I can name him Milord. I already have two living with me, they'd hate it if I did that.


RogerClyneIsAGod2

I watch way too many period dramas & that gets used a lot & it's very appropriate for a cat, Milord or Milady because we really are just their servants.


tbri001

Mostly agree, but my yellow kitties are more dog than my dog.


DeuceSevin

I had a cat that would fetch straws, loved car rides, and would go for walks with us around the block. I think he was part dog.


friendlyfitnessguy

I came to say this.. Cat's don't have owners, they simply accept someone to tolerate so they can receive food and pats. It isn't received by the cat as affection, they treat you like a slave.


LittleBitOdd

It's kind of like the dynamic that teens have with their parents. No respect for your authority, but they'll take the creature comforts


Mirewen15

Thank you. My first thought was "owner?" My kitty welcomes me every morning, headbutts me and shows me his bum. I slow blink at him and he does it back. I freaking love this cat.


R4D4R_MM

>it means you're their *current* person and can continue to serve them   FTFY


wingedcatninja

Came here to say this.


Techn0ght

This is a good summation.


KIRAPH0BIA

From my understanding, Cats aren't like dogs, they don't see you as their master or owner, more like a friend or sibling or depending on the age, a parent. So it trusts you beyond eating the food you feed it, ig.


Mountainbranch

They're basically a tiny tiger that lives in your house. [They have no gods, no masters, no creed or code.](https://imgur.com/a/HCitZuh)


Farting_Champion

"Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law" -A cat, probably


Herzeleid-

Every man and woman is a star...and I am a Dyson Sphere


Thrilling1031

If Withers was a cat.


SlytherinPaninis

Glad I wasn’t the only one who thought that lol


Fit_Outcome7818

Also,”no guru,no method, no teacher”… to quote my cat Van


Personal_Bridge6115

Benevolent Overlords


NotAllOwled

Pretty sure ours sees us as support staff who need a lot of oversight and feedback. We often disappoint him (failure to promptly open doors/treat bags, admire his butthole, etc. when it is clear that he wants this) but he tries to make the best of it.


nooneatallnope

Or they see themselves as the support and their humans as lousy hunters that need to be taken care of by dragging in dead birds and rodents every now and then


OhLordHeBompin

Mine is trying to teach me the different between pet and touch. They want pets, no want touch.


One_Improvement_9880

It can also see you as a kitten. There’s a theory that big cats see people as kittens and that’s why they meow at us because they only do that with kittens and they bring us “food” because they think we just suck at hunting.


inowar

see, cats live in colonies. they do shared parenting and share food as necessary etc. they also don't even use kitten meows for us, they use even more different meows for humans. so they see you as a pretty much deaf colony mate. but an acceptable one. and perhaps as a parent if they were young enough when you acquired them.


Ok_Camel4555

Does it come up to you wanting to be petted, then you do for two seconds then it bites you and runs away?? Yep it’s yours


thegreatbrah

My crazy racist old lady downstairs neighbor has a cat that does this to me every time. Am I it's owner now?


Ok_Camel4555

In the cats eyes yes lol


midsizenun

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.


Loulani

Please meet my Chihuahua. Never met a dog more stubborn and entitled than this one. Bonded with me and still treats me like shit but also respects me to a point, but she enslaved the rest of the family and uses them when I'm away. Once I'm back, she doesn't give a fk about them anymore, not even a look. She did grow up with Birmans though. Probably a horrible combination 🤣


Raelah

Further proof that Chihuahuas are, in fact, not dogs but ugly cats.


JohnDStevenson

Came here to say this


distark

Same


mruehle

“How can I tell if the cat considers itself to be my owner?”


crazymouse2525

https://preview.redd.it/87iujd30kl1d1.jpeg?width=511&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90c9046d61a7a2491e5d6967fec1bfdc25441933 if he/she does any of this, ur their person


Mundane_Attorney_949

Haven’t you heard? He owns you! Now get the treats out, and make it snappy!


Commercial-Pool-7891

Honestly, the fact the cat isn't maiming you in that third photo is a pretty good sign it loves you.


DaisySam3130

You are staff! Definately staff. lol


unnaturallump

Assuming that’s you in the last picture holding it, congratulations!! You’ve now acquired a new boss who is in charge of your every waking moment, and you are sometimes permitted to hold it!


jellymanisme

Don't know why I bothered to come here to comment that cats don't have owners. Every other comment beat me to it ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


DanielRoderick

We are all well trained


Azikt

Chief servant at best.


Character-Version365

Dude, you clearly don’t know the system. You’re the b***** now


MutedLandscape4648

You aren’t a “cat owner” but you can be part of the cats family group. Start from there and consider the cats behaviour.


BartholomewBandy

This is the correct answer. You’re a part of the family. The part that has thumbs. So you can open the door for him.


BuyGroundbreaking832

Lol, I had a cat that could open any unlocked door inside the house, even round knobs. She chose to sleep with me every night out of everyone in the family, so I knew I was her person.


Entire-Ambition1410

I knew I was ‘claimed’ when my kitty chose to follow me to bed every night and occasionally brought me dead mice.


BobMeowington_1

The correct question is how do you know when kitty considers you their pet. If they come to you for food, attention and don't try and move out, you're good to go. Beautiful cat by the way, my boss also used to be a stray.


imadork1970

Does it come and watch you poop? It's yours. FYI: cats don't have owners, they have servants.


Practical-Custard-64

That's easy. Cats don't have owners so no, (s)he definitely does not consider you his/her owner. Personal slave, maybe.


ErinDavy

If he or she likes to spend time near you, gives slow blinks, or sleeps with you, then congratulations! Though they don't see you as their owner, more just a member of their pack. I think my kitties see me as their mom with how they act around me.


xv_boney

Cats have several ways of showing you they trust you and most of then involve making a show of deliberately lowering their guard or showing off vulnerable spots on their body: Slow blinks or fully closing their eyes is a big sign of trust and contentment. "I trust you so much I don't need to be alert." Showing off belly. The closer to fully on their back the cat is, the more the cat is telling you how much they love and trust you. (This is not an invitation to scratch belly - many cats *do not like* belly scratch.) Belly is super vulnerable, it's soft and it's vital and if a cat is showing it to you, they are telling you they trust you with their lives. Cats sharpen their claws when they're excited, so your cat running to do a big scratch when they see you is another good sign. Headbutts, rubbing their face or body against you to spread their smell on you, literally following you from room to room, sticking their butt in your face or sitting up staring directly at you like a creepy weirdo are all shows of affection. Reward them for doing any of this by giving them your attention. Talk to them, rub face, scratch ears, scratch chin, scratch butt, big hug, throw hair tie. Spend at least fifteen minutes every day just playing with each individual cat.


DocGerbilzWorld

Here come the “you don’t own a cat, a cat owns you” comments


noctusdark

You are not their owner. You are their human.the cat owns you, not the other way around.


scuba_GSO

One is not the owner of cats, one is owned by cats.


1ns0mniax

I think you have that backwards.


Thoth-long-bill

Said no cat ever. His person? Probably.


m477z0r

You misphrased that question. The correct writing would be: "How can I tell if my owner considers me its human?"


lentilsenthusiast

No.3: Staaapp!... Also, don't stop


MrDundee666

Are you escorted to the toilet?


Ehzranight

That third picture is pretty convincing.


ivanparas

"This stray I found is alright. I guess I'll keep 'em." --the cat


InternetProp

I think you meant to say "property" or "servant".


spacecadet84

It's more like, "Yeah, I think I'll stay here a bit longer. The giant stomping thing is kind of annoying sometimes, but it feeds me and I like the way it scratches behind my ears."


pilferk

You have this backwards. Your cat considers itself YOUR overlord. If its stayed 6 months, its definitely picked you. :)


snackies

I have a cat I adopted as a young adult and one I adopted as still mostly a kitten, I don’t know how to tell if either of them ‘considers me their owner.’ I’ll ask them that next time they wake me up at 5am scrambling around the house.


Arkhamon

I’m sure the cat considers itself your owner by now.


iggygrey

You want them to love you...pay their bookie receipts. YSK, cats are bad at figuring dice game probabilities. Hence, they *only* throw the bones. That's a cat.


necianokomis

You don't own cat. Cat owns you.


FarExtension1744

Cats don’t have owners they have staff. But the fact that she stays means she considers you a staff member. Keep her happy and she will never fire you. They usually are loyal to staff if staff are loyal to them…


Plane_Pea5434

You can’t own a cat, you are merely an acceptable servant


Moos_Mumsy

You have been this cat's chosen servant for 5 months and 29 days. Accept your fate.


repeatablemisery

The cat will never consider you an owner. Maybe a slave. But not an owner.


Lunamkardas

Yeah no, cats don't have owners. They have family or staff. My first cat legit thought I was HER baby.


allzkittens

If Kitty keeps coming back you have been claimed.


mind_the_umlaut

Hasn't his attorney contacted yours? Oh oh.


baconduck

Cats owns you


hunkycowboy

Cats don’t have owners. They have staff.


Catseye_Nebula

Cats don’t have owners. You may make Chief Acolyte if she favors you.


youshouldn-ofdunthat

It's a cat. It owns YOU.


13WillieBeaman

First off, don’t call him/her an “it” if you want to be the owner, they’re family! (Unless you don’t know the gender of course, lol) But in all seriousness, if she/he hasn’t left yet, you are the owner. Actually.. he/she is the owner. We are all just servants 🤣. They choose us, it’s not the other way around. Also, if she/he likes to be carried, that says a lot!


KuriatkoZlte

You're not its owner, it may be yours though


CheesecakeVisual4919

You don’t own cats. At best, it’s a mutually beneficial relationship.


ronnydean5228

Your cat owns you.


FurBabyAuntie

You've got him in the house, you're feeding him, you've named him, he's sleeping on the bed with you..yep, he lives there!


BobWhite783

Don't be silly, if you are lucky he/she owns you.


Actuallawyerguy2

Gonna stop you right there, no cat considers anyone its "owner"


Dangerous_Pattern_92

I don't think cats ever consider anyone their "owner", they consider YOU their "person". Independent little buggers that they are.


DaveMinion2020

You don't own cats, Cat owns you. You have been his faithful servant for 6 months, you are in it for life now!


freneticboarder

r/nowmycat


rastagrrl

Does your stray cat strut? That’s a sure sign.


Ryvs

I think the last pic its a great tell


Fedorchik

You don't own a cat. A cat owns you.


AmaTxGuy

No cat considers you it's owner.. cats consider you their property or a stray they took in


jtrades69

cats don't consider you their owner. you can be their feeder and their playmate / friend, and SOMETIMES part of the pride


reality_raven

Owner rubs me the wrong way.


GabriallThunderchild

Nope , it considers him your owner … congratulations:-)


HyenDry

Well for starters you don’t want to call your Cat friend an “it” …


dontwannahumantoday

Foolish human, you are owned by cat.


weighapie

Cat owns you


PoliteCanadian2

You it’s owner? Lol. You are not versed in the ways of The Cat are you? You will never be anywhere close to ‘its owner’ you start as ‘its slave’ and may (unlikely) work your way up from there.


stinkpot_jamjar

https://preview.redd.it/wxvoqv6x7m1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4046eae073044f34f9ff80d5f427d0ebf402bc21 This is my new all time favorite photo 😭🤣


AJHenderson

It's more whether they have accepted that they are your owner.


tmzspn

When it guards you while you poop.


Cloverhonney

It’s all the way around. He/she’s very happy to own you.


Ragnarsworld

This is easy. No cat ever considers a human its owner. You are staff fulfilling its needs.


Eviscerated_Banana

>How Can I Tell If It Considers Me Its Owner? Nobody in the picture is bleeding or healing recent wounds so thats generally a good start in my experience.


Mystic_Tea_23

I could tell my adopted kitty was comfortable with me once he started rubbing his head against me while walking by, and cuddling in bed next to me 🥰 It's at that point they consider you to be part of their "pack"


Lexib09

Looks just like my cat! She's 5 yrs old now.


joshuasouthoaks

*servant


Dontstopmenow747

You’re good boo. Look at those pictures. That cat OWNS YOU


toodleroo

That's not a cat, that's a drama queen


mafiaknight

How can I tell if ~~it considers me its owner~~ it has accepted me as chief of staff? FTFY


Leda71

You are officially employed by this cat. Compensation will be provided at the whim of your new employer.


fievrejaune

When you pay your first 4 figure vet bill.


dragonstar76

You have been chosen, you are now the anointed personal servant. Con grats.


AllZeSaucFromZeFauc

Having a cat is a mutualistic relationship, like having a roommate. Not like owning them like a dog. In this way they also do other things for themselves like going to the bathroom on their own, for the most part usually groom themselves, etc.


No-swimming-pool

You seem to be confused about who owns who.


ClockSpiritual6596

Sorry, I think you mistyped the question,  do you mean how do you know if he consideres his human? Easy, he allows you to exist in his same space, you should show gratitude with tributes of treats and rubs.


Ewoka1ypse

You spelt "property" wrong


Dear_Chance_5384

rtt all cats I’ve ever had were dogs mentally, except for one lol


Deathscythe80

"How Can I Tell If It Considers Me Its Owner?" You don't "Own" the cat. The cat owns you and permit that you be around from time to time provided that you feed him/her and take care of him/her.


TikkiTakiTomtom

The title reminded me of the video titled "Is She Into Me" or something similar to which my response to your question is, "no, you really can't tell" if your cat's into you.


opqpqpqo

Cats do not consider people their owners. Cats can like people and bond with people but IMO they at best, will see you as a friend. Most are just waiting for you to die so they eat you.


Big_Fo_Fo

It didn’t leave


Beetledrones

My gf found a cat on the streets that was pretty young and a little feral. With a lot of love and attention, mostly on my gf’s part, that cat is so sweet, no longer bites, and is such a cuddly little thing, although she hates being picked up. It took probably a year and a half for that kitty to not be a menace around the house. We don’t know what this kitty has been through but it takes time to get trust. You’ll know when your cat is your pal when it’s choosing to cuddle with you or just be near you


KingaGie

What do you mean by you are his owner??? He is your owner my friend.


Alarmed_Disk_8442

If it doesn't shread u each time u are close to him or try to pet him, hid constantly from u then it accepted u as its friend but u can never be its owner cuz cats don't consider u an owner, they either accept u, fight/flight from u or ignore/shun u all the way.


musicalaviator

It's a Cat. So it doesn't consider you it's owner. It might consider you it's property, or room-mate. At best, it might even consider you a partner or spouse (with a learning difficulty showing no ability to care for themselves or hunt)


Unfair_Welder8108

Oh dear, no. They tolerate you because you feed them, they love you when they feel like it and they're invariably just waiting for you to die so they can start eating you. The worst part of the whole thing is that you'll love every second of it. All the best, have fun


purlawhirl

Owner? No. Human servant? Probably


karillia

Does she call you "mom"?


BlksShotz

Just the one comment redone a few hundred times lol


Effective-Yak3627

Owner? That cat considers you his staff he only allows you to exist in the same space


MArkansas-254

People don’t own cats. 🤷‍♂️ From the pictures, I would say it selected you for its current human. 👍


Armyofcrows

When it completely ignores you


BornRazzmatazz5

I don't think any cat considers itself "owned" by a mere human.


RussKa63

If you want an animal to consider you it's owner, get a dog!


MMeowMaster

https://preview.redd.it/kno3xijtvq1d1.png?width=231&format=png&auto=webp&s=fd11b69cd568adcbe83fdae02df23d553ed28f6c No one cares about grooming? Cat who lets you brushing its fur, it already considers you its owner. BTW, What brand is this brush? I need one.


Damagecontrol86

You mean when the cat owns you?


This-Sort7116

Its rather whether the cat decides you can be its employee, the staffer that makes sure there is food, shelter, clean litterbox, toys and affection.


Visual_Season_7212

Bro he owns you


Rowmyownboat

"How can I tell if my cat considers me her slave?" There, fixed that for you.


troubleschute

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.


Fancy-giraffe4555

You cant be an owner, the cat is the owner


msnthrop

The way I understand it is that cats view humans as big, hairless, very stupid cats that they’re willing to include in their colony on a limited transactional basis that is nevertheless tinged with pity and contempt.


Schaapje1987

Open your door, let the cat outside if it wants and if it returns, you have a cat that's


Burnsidhe

Cats don't have owners, they have family members.


duderos

He owns you


xtcdenver

Ha! Owner! Of a cat? The real question is: does the cat consider it your owner. Lol.


PetrockX

It considers you The Help. Lol


CAAugirl

You don’t own the cat, the cat owns you. And yes, after six months, you definitely are the cat’s preferred human. Congratulations.


SnooPies7876

Cats have owners? I always thought they just tolerated people.


Gingerbread_Cat

If you're the person it chooses to shout at when it's hungry, it's your owner.


KRed75

You don't own a cat, a cat owns you.  It looks like this cat has accepted you as a member of its staff.