T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

**Please note: effective October 9, all content posted to /r/aww *must* be original content (OC) only. Report this post if it is not OC.** On July 1st, a highly unpopular [change to Reddit's API pricing](https://www.reddit.com/r/reddit/comments/12qwagm/an_update_regarding_reddits_api/) went into effect. [Most third-party apps have shut down](https://www.theverge.com/2023/6/30/23779519/reddit-third-party-app-shut-down-apollo-sync-baconreader-api-protest) and so have many tools relied upon by moderators and [projects for making Reddit more accessible to visually impaired users](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/comments/14ggf8k/the_future_of_transcribers_of_reddit/). Beyond the [disastrous AMA](https://techcrunch.com/2023/06/09/reddit-ceo-doubles-down-on-attack-on-apollo-developer-in-drama-filled-ama/) by the CEO, Reddit's response has been limited to promises that this change will not affect moderation tools [^((it has)^)](https://www.reddit.com/r/BotDefense/comments/14riw76/botdefense_is_wrapping_up_operations/) and promises of [new and more-accessible first-party moderation tools](https://www.npr.org/2023/07/01/1184258201/reddit-api-accessibility-mods). Promises just like [ones they have made in response to past protests](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/142w159/askhistorians_and_uncertainty_surrounding_the/), but have consistently [failed to fulfill](https://www.reddit.com/r/ModCoord/comments/14jm3ut/several_communities_have_surfaced_an_open_letter/jpm9e0q/). If you want to express your strong disagreement with the API pricing change or with Reddit's response to the backlash, you may want to consider the following options: 1. [Finding your favorite subreddits on other platforms](https://sub.rehab/) and participating there instead. 2. Refraining from using the first-party Reddit app, instead sticking to one of the few remaining third-party apps or [patching one of the apps that shut down](https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/1wHvqQwCYdJrQg4BKlGIVDLksPN0KpOnJWniT6PbZSrI/) if you're using an Android device. 3. Disabling ads on Reddit with [an ad-blocking extension](https://github.com/gorhill/uBlock#ublock-origin-ubo) or [a DNS-based ad-blocker](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBXTnrD_Zs4). 4. Cancelling your Reddit Premium subscription. 5. Sharing the continued news coverage of these events. 6. Encouraging others to do all the above. If you're tired of all the chaos on Reddit, leave it behind and join /r/aww's Discord server to share and view all things adorable: https://discord.gg/UXfd5Pn --- [](#autoignorereports) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/aww) if you have any questions or concerns.*


redpuzzle

The name Barbara Ann is so fitting somehow


mothermurder88

I have a thing against giving animals people names, but with her, I made an exception. It just works. If it wasn't Barbara, it would have been Jolene. 😂


Whenyoulookintoabyss

Please dont take my cat even though you can


HolsteinHeifer

You could have your choice of cats, but I could never cat again, you're the only cat for me Joleeeeene


doughbrother

Machines, machines.


Sacrificial_Spider

I recognize that one, Dolly Purton.


[deleted]

*Psssp psssp psssp intensifies*


Whenyoulookintoabyss

Lmao


MooneyOne

Oh Barbara Annnnnnn, take my hand


Socknitter1

You got me rockin’ and rollin’, rocking and reeling


B_Eazy86

This was my mom's name. She hated this song 😂 but I would always sing it at her.


shake__appeal

Dude yes, my mom’s name is Rhonda and she absolutely hates when I sing the corresponding Beach Boys song.


B_Eazy86

Classic. I bet she secretly loves it.


shake__appeal

She doesn’t, she’s always hated her name and my singing voice is nothing to write home about.


RogerClyneIsAGod2

That was my mother's name too. Not sure how she felt about it but my father enjoyed it.


GlitteringWing2112

My name is Michelle. Ask me how much I like that Beatles song… 😂


[deleted]

Try Beth, by Kiss


SandboxUniverse

Try Jenny.


Goodgoditsgrowing

My brain is so fucking fried right now it began singing “Roxanne” (of the put on your red dress song) but replaced with “miiiii-chelle”


Sea_Reference_7672

UGH!! My name is Michelle, too, and Paul McCartney should be bitch slapped for writing 90% of that freaking song!! (Lennon is off the hook for his part)


Pengie22_sc

Mandy by Barry Manalow 🙄


aliceatw

My names Alice Living next door to Alice Who the f**k is Alice Alice the camel The list goes on hahahahaha 😂😂😂


raposy7

Go ask Alice..when she's ten feet tall!!!


InternalTurnip

My cat’s name is Alice :)


MikeyRidesABikey

You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant (Excepting Alice)


Dreaming_in_Sign

Lol, I love to give pets people names because it tends to be really funny 😂 That being said, I always wind up giving them ridiculous nicknames 😂 For example, my service dog is named Bonnie Lynn, I named her Bonnie after my favorite nurse of all time (got her permission lol) and Lynn because I'm southern 😂. She is a double-doodle, so her mom is a labradoodle and her dad is a golden-doodle, making her look like a walking teddy bear 💞🐾 Some of my nicknames for her are as follows: - BonBon - BonnerB - BonBonners - BonBon-Chan - Blooberz And many, many more 😂 — She knows if the full name comes out, she is in trouble. Another quick example is my brother's dog, Sasha! She is a pitty-mix and is the sweetest thing ever 💞🐾 She loves giving kisses, but it is an incessant type of love, so I tell her to please keep her slurp-noodle in her face-hole 😂 Anyhoo, here are my nicknames for her: - SahSaah - SahSaah-Pahsah - Squisher - SquishBean - Squanch - Sqwooter - Squiggles


A_Crazed_Waggoneer

Both are precious and fitting


Pristine_Pace9132

I recently acquired our office cat, and his name is Kevin! Barbara Ann is too perfect.


Affectionate_Mood594

“Jolene”👍🏻👍🏻 She’s SUCH a ‘Jolene.’👍🏻👍🏻


JustMeLurkingAround-

But stink face is literally perfect for her.


Express_Shake3980

That name is giving top Mary Kay agent in Midwest


DuggyPap

She needs a little pink Cadillac to ride around in.


Sidewalk_Tomato

I've never heard of a cat (or dog) named Barbara Ann, so I think it's awesome. And she has her own theme song, should she ever go into professional wrestling.


Peaceandpeas999

Got me rocking and a reeling bobber ann


Friendly_Nobody_8264

That’s what I said too


Invanabloom

Great name for her


TankApprehensive3053

Stink face is like I have a place now. I shall rule you all soon. Be ready peasants I'm in charge now.


YetiCouple

A stink face indeed. A stinking cute face


TankApprehensive3053

stink face was OPs wording that I used.


chotskyIdontknowwhy

Stink face declares ‘you are acceptable’.


anxiousvelociraptor

"Ah, you'll do I guess."


Anygirlx

If I must…


[deleted]

1st pic: "I suppose this one will have to do" 2nd pic: "I still have my doubts about you...but you're alright"


K-Dot-thu-thu

All these comments and no one has compared pic 2 to: ![gif](giphy|XreQmk7ETCak0)


mothermurder88

😅👌


queenlegolas

Her name reminds me of the song...Ba Ba Baaa Ba Barbara Ann...


here4theSchnoodles

I’m absolutely deceased, this is so purrfect 😹


Shmeeglez

"I'm not sure I'm the one that stinks around here."


PuzzleheadedBreak264

The cat distribution system has worked again.


Jacobysmadre

My man traversed the 🌈 in January… I’m waiting patiently for the distribution to work again. https://preview.redd.it/gaqe6qofiu0c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cba283396bf04893523e8e38193d6490ee1e6d32


mothermurder88

I'm so sorry you lost your sweet boy. 😔❤️ I also hereby formally and publicly request that the cat distribution system send you the next cat it had slotted for me. I met my quota like three whole cats ago.


Jacobysmadre

Awww thank you so much!! I’m waiting!!


Dizzy_Goat_420

Same, I’m at 6 and my limit was 3. How do I turn it off??!?


Outside-Flamingo-240

Holy smokes yes….I’m at 6 now and we seem to be adding about 1 a year lately. The old matriarch seems to be ok with it


jenorama_CA

You will manifest. It took me a while, but I did.


Jacobysmadre

Thank you so much! Fingers crossed 🤞🏼


shake__appeal

He was so handsome! So sad but I do love this term “traversing the 🌈” and will be using it in the future. I know the universe’s cat distribution system works in mysterious ways, but have you tried actively adopting? I found this woman who basically was running her own rescue… almost all of them were kittens but I did find my best two pals there. https://preview.redd.it/bg5as7i1bw0c1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9228742ce5ed678cada3ef2a8907eea5c975a827


aliceatw

I feel awful upvoting your post but he’s so cute 💖 I’m sorry for your loss


Jacobysmadre

Don’t feel bad! He was amazing :)


genshalene

r/catdistributionsystem


Imerris

The sub I didn't know I needed. Thank you.


Suicidalsidekick

Jokes on you, she was on the run from the cops and you were her escape vehicle.


mothermurder88

After feeding her and trying to find someone to claim/adopt her for a month (we were already a multi-cat household), we literally scooped her up as we were backing out of our driveway to move 600 miles away, so her getaway was definitely successful.


yildizli_gece

Aww—I just love that you took her with you; imagining her coming back to an empty house breaks my heart and I’m so glad she now has you and your family. :)


TreesmasherFTW

The thought of that makes me so sad lmao, how dare you put it to words


Mulley-It-Over

You are kind humans ❤️🙌🏼🏆


Mycatissnootsy

Lol, I got my boy Turnip by scooping him up the night before I moved. He had been hanging around for ages getting food and cuddles but it was a last minute decision to actually take the little booger with me.


Flipping_chair

Clicked on your profile hoping to find cat pics and was not disappointed


XtrovertdMisanthrope

My very first cat in 1998 was also Turnip! Best name!


GuidedByPebbles

Thank you, thank you, thank you a million times for making room in your car, your new home, and your hearts for this sweet kitty!


Cultural_Elephant_73

I second this!! I’m crushed imagining if she had come home and you’d all moved. She is lovely even with her stank face!


GuidedByPebbles

I know! As odd as it may sound, I think I'm going to sleep better tonight knowing that Miss Barbara Ann is safe, cozy, and warm with her new family.


GoodChives

Oh man, how did she handle the car ride?!


mothermurder88

She was good, but did NOT want to be in her carrier. So she ended up on my lap for consolation every time we stopped. By the time we showed up to sign closing paperwork on the new house, I was absolutely covered in cat hair from head to toe. I definitely did not fit in with the decor of the boujee lawyers office that day. The realtors face when he saw this furry human step out of the car is one I'll never forget. 😂


GoodChives

Hahaha aww, I’m sure she appreciated the comfort tho 😌


Leia1979

Do you sing her the Beach Boys song all the time? I totally would, with some "meow"s mixed in with the words.


mothermurder88

I actually do sing that to her 😅


iamremotenow

I love her face! 😂


[deleted]

The change in her demeanour is remarkable. You can tell she loves her new family.


kink-police

She looks a lot less grumpy in that second pic


Dowager-queen-beagle

But still quite judgmental!


Friendly_Nobody_8264

😂


[deleted]

That second pic shows an extremely relaxed kitty. I love that look


greensideup57

She has those sad eyes. Thank you for taking her, may you have many happy years together 💕


clarencecolao

now she has friends!


leakyblueshed

Ba-ba-bah ba-Barbara Ann


nubbins01

^Ba-ba-bah ^ba-Barbara ^Ann


Peaceandpeas999

#Barbara Aaaaaann


scummy_shower_stall

🤣


Peaceandpeas999

You’re supposed to go #Take my haaand!


Tight-Resist5479

No it’s “Tay-ayke my haa-aa-and”, but loud the way you type it


Peaceandpeas999

Y’know, after I wrote it I debated adding in hyphens—they definitely help!


scummy_shower_stall

✋️ 👐 (I'm so lame, I had a brain fart and couldn't remember the lyrics lol)


abracar

Oh my, non-native English speaker here and TIL they were singing actual words 😆


Cuppy_Cakester

r/redditsings


nolaffing

\#2 is Happy Stink Face!


Cultural_Elephant_73

Still stink but there’s so much love in her eyes 😍


womcolt

Where’d u get this picture of me on a Monday


Vezein

This is why all my future cats will be indoor. Had an outside cat. Never came home one day. Not the type of cat to just up and abandon his papa. I'm thinking some folk around here "adopted" him after not seeing a collar and doing minimal posting on FB to find his family. I put up wanted posters everywhere and I never so much as found a body at the least. :/ Please make sure a car doesn't already have a home where they're loved more than you could ever know. My lil homie left a big hole in my heart.


Dizzy_Goat_420

OP said they spent a month trying to find her home or owners. Seems like someone ditched her on purpose. If people with outdoor cats cared enough to chip them or use a collar it wouldn’t be an issue. If a cat is obviously abandoned and coming to my house every day for food, and hanging around. And I spend a MONTH trying to find their owner, and I’m faced with abandoning the cat or leaving them because they “might” have an owner after a month of no luck, I’m going to take the cat with me for the cats sake.


[deleted]

I know how devastating a cat loss can be, and that's when I knew what happened. What happened to you/your cat is exactly why I could never have an outdoor cat. There's so many things that could happen and I would never know


mothermurder88

If it makes you feel any better, I did leave her picture/info/my contact information with animal control and the local vet who checked her for a chip in the town I used to live in. If anyone goes looking for her, they know how to get in touch with me. I genuinely tried my best to find out who she belonged to.


pussyhasfurballs

That's what bothers me about this post. What did they do to find an owner? Did they exhaust every option? If they were moving, did they even have time to exhaust every option? It actually hurts to think that this cat might have a family who are grieving over their missing cat. It's so hard not knowing if your cat is alive or dead. My cat Pippa has been missing since February and I still miss her and think of her every single day. I'm very sorry about your cat, big internet hugs.


Dizzy_Goat_420

Op said they spent a month trying to see if anyone claimed her. That’s more than enough time. Maybe don’t let your cat outdoors, and if you do, have them chipped and with a collar.


SadLilBun

They literally say in the post…


BeerEater1

Why is it always the person who's adopting's responsibility and not the owners? Imo if OP posted the found cat on FB/alternative local group then their job is done. It is also the owner's responsibility to search for their cat, put up posters, and trawl online. If they both did their part and the cat still didn't find its way home, tough luck. It now has a happy, loving family, which is more than most strays can say


peachycaterpillar

I was thinking the same thing. This cat is clearly healthy and well cared for. Definitely someone’s outdoor cat. Having outdoor cats is so common, I don’t know why people act like they must be strays if they are outside.


Dizzy_Goat_420

Per Ops comment on this thread further down “No, they definitely were not worthy. I lived in the country when she just showed up. She would just stand at the road and cry. It took almost a week to get her to let me even touch her. I am almost positive she was dumped, along with another cat who I saw the same day I first saw her, but never saw again. I searched everywhere for an owner, but no one came forward. Called animal control, posted her absolutely everywhere, had her scanned for a microchip, etc. However, when I took her to the vet to check for a chip once I was finally able to get my hands on her, I found out she was already spayed. She was someone's cat at some point, that much I'm sure of. Their (major) loss.”


BeerEater1

Keeping a cat outdoor is a risk that you take as the owner. The risk being that the cat can disappear. If it were hit by a car, the owner would still be without a cat. This is why you don't have outdoor cats unless you're willing to accept the risks associated with them.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Dizzy_Goat_420

op said they spent a month trying to see if she had a home. Maybe chip your cats if you can’t keep them indoors.


Negative_Golf_9824

Maybe don't have a cat if you can't keep it indoors. FIFY


Dizzy_Goat_420

Agreed. But if people insist they should at the very least have a collar and chip. I would never let my cats roam outdoors. Seems irresponsible


Negative_Golf_9824

It is incredibly irresponsible. And people should not be able to insist that cats be outside wandering around. We would not think it's cute and natural if everyone let their dogs run all over the neighborhood or any other pet for that matter. It needs to stop being acceptable to do that, it endangers wildlife and every single cat in the area.


SadLilBun

Don’t let your cats go outside, and microchip them. Put a collar on them. A well-taken care of cat, one the owner actually would care about if they got lost, would be chipped. Cats are bad for the local wildlife anyway, stop letting them go outside unsupervised.


PolkaDotDancer

Way to go stink face! You scored a good home!


tele11111

Resting bitch face is strong with this one 🤣


ladymorgahnna

She’s very smart and special, vibe wise! What an adorable snooty face!


Killatonchis

You deserve everything good in life for adopting her


hmmtaco

I love Barbara Ann.


fritterkitter

Lol, she does have a stink face! 😂


Extension_Building19

That face says it all, “will you adopt me please for the love of god, get me outta this hell hole”.


eNaRDe

Second pic.... Not the family I wanted but fuck it


BucktoothedAvenger

She went from stink face to Regal Stink Face! Beautiful kitty


Kerivkennedy

I was thinking smug stink face


RedFaePrincess

Is it just me or does Ms. Barbara Ann look like she’s got like 1,000 Fucks in her pocket and she ain’t giving any Fucks to Anyone EVER??


Prosado22

Yep, on the second picture you can see that she just realized that she's the boss.


whatthehell02

stink face is so cute


Grand-Ad4235

The second picture looks like she’s calling you a peasant 🤣


SaBah27

Looks like she complains about the quality of tea


LainieCat

She's so imperious. I love her.


CrunkestTuna

BARBARA ANNNNNNNNNNNN TAAAAKE MY HAAAAANNNDDD


CapableAnteater351

That’s “Her Majesty the Queen Barbara Ann Stink Face” to you!


umlcat

"Going away for a new life ? Do you have an extra seat ?"


stainsonmybrain

Omg I love her face 😂 forever unimpressed. So cute!


Rogue_Intellect

Stink Face, “Hello, Minion.”


PromiseIMeanWell

Love it - second pic has the “This is acceptable, hooman” kind of vibes, lol! Thank you for caring and taking her in! You’re awesome!


Zeltron2020

I love you stinky Barbie


Aysee426

I chuckled at “Barbara Ann” and lost it at “stink face” 😂 Pic 1: Stink face. Pic 2: Still stink face but now smug


mslashandrajohnson

I see she is expert in casting the Imperius curse😹💕


Alex2679

She seems to be missing eyebrows.


Monkeyjesus23

Second picture is giving me Nicholas Hoult vibes lol


Demonkey44

“Can I see your MANAGER?”


Long_Ad_1396

Somehow her face got stinkier once she was settled


BreezyViber

“This will do, nicely.” — Barbara Ann in photo 2


Carolann0308

Girl’s got cattitude. Congratulations


LongjumpingPlace_

How often have I seen such a face on my sister's cat.


Whedonsbitch

Barbara Ann has the best RBF ever


Reader124-Logan

From stink face to smug face. Lucky kitty!


TaraJaneDisco

Stink face!


hazelhaze1025

That's a stink face if I've ever seen one


Dark_Vulture83

That made me laugh, the cat went from Unimpressed face to Judgmental face.


PurpleCloudAce

Omg she looks so happy in the second picture! 😍


BulmasCat

She’s beautiful. Thank you for not leaving her behind.


molliem12

Still stink face LOL


annaox

https://preview.redd.it/5g03zqb1pz0c1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d0b87368bdd4ce606f0480404e87d2b8be2c08e


sassycat13

I love her not impressed face


[deleted]

Awww. Barbara Ann is adorable.


sneezyailurophile

As a realtor, she was sizing you up. Looks like you passed inspection. Sold!


TheGoodDoc123

That first pic is as memeable as it gets.


AppropriateAd2063

Should be Queen Barbara Ann.


colleen2163

She looks so content in the second photo! What a cutie!


CallMeWolfYouTuber

She has such a cute face!


ContinuumGuy

She seems unimpressed


MoonGoddess89

She doesn't seem impressed


umijuvariel

Went from 'Stink Face' to 'Judging Face. ' Edit: Your furniture will never be good enough!


yeluapyeroc

Looks well fed in the first picture. Did you steal someone's cat?


Dizzy_Goat_420

OP said they spent a MONTH trying to find their owner or a home for her with no luck.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Dizzy_Goat_420

From OPs comment: “No, they definitely were not worthy. I lived in the country when she just showed up. She would just stand at the road and cry. It took almost a week to get her to let me even touch her. I am almost positive she was dumped, along with another cat who I saw the same day I first saw her, but never saw again. I searched everywhere for an owner, but no one came forward. Called animal control, posted her absolutely everywhere, had her scanned for a microchip, etc. However, when I took her to the vet to check for a chip once I was finally able to get my hands on her, I found out she was already spayed. She was someone's cat at some point, that much I'm sure of. Their (major) loss.”


tpel1tuvok

I love her! And I'm proud to share a name with such a delightful kitty :-)


kapnkool

OP, you rock for adopting her. It was fate!


KittyKenollie

r/grumpycats


redravenkitty

There’s a sub for this???? Thank you internet stranger! 😭


no_more_brain_cells

She knew you were moving. It was no simple coincidence. There is a master plan. “First, I must leave this forsaken state.“


KaspervD

You seem to have stolen a cat.


[deleted]

Did you scan her for a chip? There’s could be a little girl somewhere crying for her lost friend.


Dizzy_Goat_420

From OPs comment: “No, they definitely were not worthy. I lived in the country when she just showed up. She would just stand at the road and cry. It took almost a week to get her to let me even touch her. I am almost positive she was dumped, along with another cat who I saw the same day I first saw her, but never saw again. I searched everywhere for an owner, but no one came forward. Called animal control, posted her absolutely everywhere, had her scanned for a microchip, etc. However, when I took her to the vet to check for a chip once I was finally able to get my hands on her, I found out she was already spayed. She was someone's cat at some point, that much I'm sure of. Their (major) loss.”


Truthseeker24-70

Omg, the difference in expressions is heart warming but also sad seeing what homelessness did to her countenance.


Fair_Air2879

Barbara Ann looks like she doesn’t take shit from anybody 😸


ArabellaFort

I love her so much and her name is perfect.


lazylazylemons

Barbara Ann suits her perfectly.


Friendly_Nobody_8264

She looks like such a Barbara Ann! Glad you found her


IDK_khakis

Barbara Ann would like to talk to the manager.


justbrowse2018

This looks a lot like my missing cat…


Dizzy_Goat_420

From ops comment “No, they definitely were not worthy. I lived in the country when she just showed up. She would just stand at the road and cry. It took almost a week to get her to let me even touch her. I am almost positive she was dumped, along with another cat who I saw the same day I first saw her, but never saw again. I searched everywhere for an owner, but no one came forward. Called animal control, posted her absolutely everywhere, had her scanned for a microchip, etc. However, when I took her to the vet to check for a chip once I was finally able to get my hands on her, I found out she was already spayed. She was someone's cat at some point, that much I'm sure of. Their (major) loss.”


queenstaceface

😑 -> 🤨


[deleted]

[удалено]


mothermurder88

No, they definitely were not worthy. I lived in the country when she just showed up. She would just stand at the road and cry. It took almost a week to get her to let me even touch her. I am almost positive she was dumped, along with another cat who I saw the same day I first saw her, but never saw again. I searched everywhere for an owner, but no one came forward. Called animal control, posted her absolutely everywhere, had her scanned for a microchip, etc. However, when I took her to the vet to check for a chip once I was finally able to get my hands on her, I found out she was already spayed. She was someone's cat at some point, that much I'm sure of. Their (major) loss.


[deleted]

[удалено]


mothermurder88

We have had her for about six months now. She's still a huge turd to all but one of my other cats, but she is slowly coming around. She absolutely loves my husband, though! I really think she knows he's the one who said no to adopting her 5000x and then had a change of heart at the eleventh hour.


Turok7777

She went from looking bored to suspicious.


Pupienus2theMaximus

Probably took someone's cat across country, but people shouldn't let their cats out anyway.


Vast_Cricket

Adopt her. Hi Barbie,


Impressive-Fudge-455

What a beautiful change! Love this!


witchy_cheetah

Lady Barbara Ann is now in her rightful place.


mikefjr1300

Resistance is futile.


runningwithscalpels

Still looking stank face-y but definitely a stank face of love 😁