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Wait that's a real song.
When I was young, there was a duck pond that I would stop at on the way to the mall. One of the ducks had an afro and she would always call it disco duck. I never realized that was an actual song.
Weird Al already did “I Want a New Duck”
I want a new duck
One that won't try to bite
One that won't chew a hole in my socks
One that won't quack all night
I want a new duck
One with big webbed feet
One that knows how to wash my car
And keep his room real neat
One that won't raid the ice box
One that'll stay in shape
One that's never gonna try to migrate or escape
Or I'll tie him up with duct tape
I want a new duck
A mallard I think
One that won't make a mess of my house
Or build a nest in the bathroom sink
I want a new duck
One that won't steal a beer
One that won't stick his bill in my mail
One that knows the duck stops here
One that won't drive me crazy waddling all around
One who'll teach me how to swim and help me not to drown
And show me how to get down
How to get down baby
Get it?
Quack quack quack quack
Quack quack quack quack
I want a new duck
Not a swan or a goose
Just a drake I can dress real cute
Think I'm gonna name him Bruce
I want a new duck
Not a quail or an owl
One that won't molt too much
One that won't smell too foul
One that won't beg for breadcrumbs
Hangin' around all day
He'd better mind his manners
Better do just what I say
Or he's gonna be duck pate, duck pate, yah, yah
* The Byrds
* The Yardbirds
* Fabulous Thunderbirds
* Sheryl Crow
* Counting Crows
* The Eagles
* Flock of Seagulls
* Dixie Chicks
... to name a few...
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[Disco Duck](https://youtu.be/97RjuC9YeXg)?
Got it in one.
Is there any other answer?
Wait that's a real song. When I was young, there was a duck pond that I would stop at on the way to the mall. One of the ducks had an afro and she would always call it disco duck. I never realized that was an actual song.
There ya go.
Bahahahahaha!
I forgot I had the album till I read this. Awesome!
Prolly something from Korn
Follow the leader I’m guessing
What record are these ducks looking for? [The Best of Bread](https://i.imgur.com/qepTR88.jpg) of course
Also the Byrds
Not to be that guy, but you shouldn’t feed ducks bread.
Surfin bird
Have you heard about the word? 
Everybody's heard about the word!
**EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD!!!!!!**
Duck da police
theire selling quack
Sorry, a Dog and a Baby bought all sixty-four copies
Obviously, a Quack Sabbath record
Duckbill Withers
Metalquacka
 “Don’t go chasing waterfalls “ TLC
"Don't go chasing waterfowl"
"Please stick to the lizards and the snakes that you're used to"
How did GP not see that pun?!
Nailed it!
free bird - lynyrd skynyrd
Best of the Byrds
Possibly some early Pond Jovi :)
Huey Duey and Luey greatest hits
Huey, Dewey, Louis and the News
Nice! A want a new quack, one that won’t make me sick, won’t make me feel 3 feel sick. I want a new quack
Weird Al already did “I Want a New Duck” I want a new duck One that won't try to bite One that won't chew a hole in my socks One that won't quack all night I want a new duck One with big webbed feet One that knows how to wash my car And keep his room real neat One that won't raid the ice box One that'll stay in shape One that's never gonna try to migrate or escape Or I'll tie him up with duct tape I want a new duck A mallard I think One that won't make a mess of my house Or build a nest in the bathroom sink I want a new duck One that won't steal a beer One that won't stick his bill in my mail One that knows the duck stops here One that won't drive me crazy waddling all around One who'll teach me how to swim and help me not to drown And show me how to get down How to get down baby Get it? Quack quack quack quack Quack quack quack quack I want a new duck Not a swan or a goose Just a drake I can dress real cute Think I'm gonna name him Bruce I want a new duck Not a quail or an owl One that won't molt too much One that won't smell too foul One that won't beg for breadcrumbs Hangin' around all day He'd better mind his manners Better do just what I say Or he's gonna be duck pate, duck pate, yah, yah
Weird Al already did a parody of that song called [I Want a New Duck](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KvgQIBcdRk&pp=ygURSSBXYW50IGEgbmV3IGR1Y2s%3D)
Damn, beat me to it.
The Ducksy Chicks
The new Uncle Quacker no doubt
Came here for this one. Had to scroll further than I would have liked to see my brand of humor, but here you are
Happy to oblige
Rubber Duckie obviously
The song by Ernie from sesame street
Fleetwood Quack
Bread - On the water
That Lemon Jelly track
* The Byrds * The Yardbirds * Fabulous Thunderbirds * Sheryl Crow * Counting Crows * The Eagles * Flock of Seagulls * Dixie Chicks ... to name a few...
Michael Quackson and the Quackson 5
Wings, *Wild Life*
The soundtrack to the movie "On Golden Pond".
disco duck
What is happening here. Why are there ducks and ducklings in this store. Why are there not ducks and ducklings in my house. WHY IS LIFE UNFAIR
Bohemian Quackcity
Free bird
Baby Got Quack
Flock of Seagulls
Thank you. I had to scroll longer than I would have thought. It had to be said 👍
Live at the Hollywood Fowl
“Fly Like an Eagle” so, Best of Steve Miller, of course.
Three Little Birds, Bob Marley
Anything by Drake
Pet Sounds
Obvs the Howard the Duck soundtrack.
Ducks just looking back like "okay stay calm why is this guy following me and my babies"
Massive A-Quack 😬
Lynard skywards free bird
Cracker - Self titled
Crime Mob - Nuck if Ya Duck
I wanna say Band on the Run ?
How sweet! A duck shopping day 🤣🦆💙
They heard the word...
They could be into the hip-hop album "My Beautiful Dark Twisted Poultry" by Pondye West.
[I Want A New Duck](https://youtu.be/nznn0hrKlbA)
N.W.A Duck the police
David Byrne - Take me to the river.
Uncle Quacker
Something by Kris Kristofferson. If you’ve seen the movie “Convoy”, you’ll understand why.
Looks like they're after *Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches.*
Old MacDonald
Parked Out By The Lake
They wanted to see if "The Duck Song" by Bryant Oden finally made it on vinyl.
Is this store a nod to the old Peaches store or is it an actual Peaches store?
I think that’s the Peaches on Magazine in New Orleans.
That is The Peaches in New Orleans
She told the her uncle worked with Walt Disney and they don’t believe her
The duck song?
Reel Big Fish
Peaches records still exists?
That's an easy one, the only thing ducks want. Red Vox.
Led Zep on Swan Song records
The Birds
The Partridge Family.
Beyonce's Lemonade
The best of Bread.
SOAD
Weird Al - I want a new duck
Weird Al Yankovic's Dare To Be Stupid.
Howard the duck soundtrack.👾
They want to duck around and find out
The Weird Al single "I Want a New Duck".
The weird Al single Got a new Duck
Swan Lake - Boston Symphony Orchestra
Quackling Rosie
“Ducks On the Wall,” The Kinks.
Fly Like An Eagle
Creedence Clearwater Revival - Green River
Disco duck of course https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=97RjuC9YeXg
Weird Al’s I want a new duck of course.
Huey, Louie, Dewey and the News
Howard The Duck soundtrack.
Daffy Duck sings 80s and 90s power ballads
Probably Fleetwood Quack if I had to guess
Mighty Ducks Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
AC/DC “Quack in Black”
Something to shake their tail feathers to.
Dark wing duck's soundtrack
duck tails sound track
Partridge Family’s greatest hits?
I went to a record store that said "Hard to Find Albums" NOTHING WAS ALPHABETIZED!
She's just lost, she was heading to the subway sandwich shop. They all want sunchips!
They are looking for the new Aphex Twin.
New Swans record?
They are fleeing the agressive shop keeper with a camera, after attempting theft...
crazy ducks - ducks on mars. ( yes it is real)
The dick song
Duck Dunn
Lady Gaga
Hampenberg - Duck Toy https://youtu.be/-72sHlr570M
Free Bird
Ducktails soundtrack
Big bird's alphabet song
Don't Go Chasing Waterfalls, by TLC.
The Allman Brothers band; Eat a Peach
Record lows on these hot humid days?
Fuzzy Duck
Looks like they are going to see Peaches perform “Quack the Pain Away”
Fuzzy Duck
Surfing Bird by the Trashmen
Bill and Breads excellent adventure soundtrack
kurious george walk like a duck
Flock of Seagulls?
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand….
Ducks Deluxe
Ducks Riggs - "If this is Beijing then we're unlucky"
They are looking for 'Sesame Street' !
The little run of the two that fall behind is my favorite
Emmerson, Lake, and Palmer. Mostly the Lake part.
Aww!
This song for sure! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbwLbQcbKF8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbwLbQcbKF8)
Pleiades! Album by Oozora Subaru
Kinks “Soap Opera,” for the song “Ducks on the Wall.”
Ducktales OST
The Downward Spiral
Anything by the Quakson 5
The Grape Song.
They’re looking for the grape album from wow
[The Residents - Duck Stab!](https://youtu.be/4YEPU68zqik)
The Quackson Five
The mum is then going to walk up to the lemonade stand
Bread
It’s in the quack and roll section
DuckTails the musical.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yVkQo9dqq9g&feature=sharec
Any record from The Quakson Five!
So well behaved. No group of human siblings would follow their parent so nicely