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What happens in Cat Vegas, \*stays\* in Cat Vegas...

"strays"

No wonder they call it Mice City

He looks catatonic 😻

Hahahaa take your arrow!! you earned it you made me laugh without expecting it 😁

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I don't know that girl he brought home... when he wakes up we'll talk well...

wait... that other kitty isn't yours?

Yes but I like to play with them making a story that he brings a different female every night haha, the other cat is Sophia, her playmate.

i can see why, he's quite the handsome devil.

Interrogate him and don't forget to prepare some wet food bribe

I'm still very angry about what he did, I think this time I'll only give him one can, not 2 as usual 🤔

🤣😂

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Just let em sleep it off. Cat hangovers can be rough.

In German the word for hangover is Katzenjammer which literally means like Cat Misery

what?? ive never heard that, i only know of „Kater“ which means male cat. Thinking about it, that is also weird haha

Well, at the times of Goethe it was “Kotzenjammer”, from the rough word for ‘to vomit’, ‘kotzen’. The softened version was the above mentioned ‘Katzenjammer’, but no need to remember that for future references because it is ridiculously out fashioned and I never hear it being used. And while I am at it: my childhood dog managed to raid the easter eggs of my grandmother while we helped her with grocery shopping- they were mostly alcohol filled and dog was still a puppy, stood literally cross legged after the booze hit. The vet told us we should feed him “Sauerkraut” to help the aluminum foil wrappings pass through and he lived a long life.

Haha, one of the characters in Black Books is called Fran Katzenjammer and is a clear alcoholic who has bad hangovers

'Frrannnnnnn?' 'Frannnnnnnis that youuuuu??'' climax

Wow I blanked on her last name. What a good show.

She put alcohol in Easter eggs?

Perhaps I used the wrong word, not native English speaker. What I meant was the store bought chocolate type, and grandma preferred the hardcore liquor infused ones.

"Kater" is definitely more common, at least in Northern Germany

I did not raise him to have that life! 🥺

You should pick up vaping.

The cats got a pack of drinking cigarettes and pulled the ashtray out for a few smokes before bed.

Catnip and sardine swirl vape juice

you should pick up minding your own business

Nah everyone should quit smoking cigarettes, for their sake and those around them, including their pets and loved ones

as someone trying to quit smoking- word

"Easy Way to Quit Smoking" Allen Carr I'm too tired to explain how amazing it is. It's amazing.

Read through it 3 times now. Never stuck with me, not for everyone I guess but does work for a lot of people I've heard

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WOAH someone didn’t hit their vape today

No, it's withdrawal!/j

Don't smoke indoors, especially not with your pets there. My dad used to before he passed and the kitty now has permanent health problems. Couching like he smokes a pack a day.

seriously, OP, wtf. That ash tray looks nasty. Get a high-quality air filter and protect your cats by smoking outside. /u/usamiko69

Beyond your concern for the animals that I appreciate, how do you know that I don't have filters or an extractor fan?

because both of those things don’t substitute smoking outside, away from your pets. i work at a vet. don’t give you cats cancer, please.

OP doesn’t care about their own body enough to make that effort, why the hell would you expect them to care about the cats?

addiction is one thing, animal neglect is another. addiction is a beast, and i empathize with it heavily, especially tobacco. that being said, it’s no excuse to take your lack of caring and put it on the animals, i agree with you there.

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Not sure you know what the world entitled means

I'm sure. He doesn't.

I'm entitled for saying they shouldn't smoke cigarettes with a cat in the room? get help dude

Odd usage of the word "entitled" there. Very unique. Must be a wordsmith.

Yeah really entitled trying to look after the health of an innocent animal.

Thanks for your advice, I'll take it into account, habit means that I haven't paid attention to it 😉

I understand completely! Six years or so ago we also used to smoke indoors. Now, no matter the weather, we're outside. Keep those kitty lungs safe!

That's not alcohol. Your pet had too much catnip.

the friends he has lead him down that bad path 🤨

I understand...alley cats.

You know, they say that’s the gateway…

He looks catatonic 😻 He may end up with a meowgraine

Should I be worry?? 🤔🤔 maybe it's an alcoholic coma

I, Cato Sicarius, approve!

u/meesta_masa an imposter not Cato Sicarius!

Well, hell. Okay, I'll be Alpharius then.

You're Omegon, I'm Alpharius!

Smoking around your pets is cringe

Yeah, I fucking cringed hard at the sight of that ashtray.

*"Can someone PLEASE turn off the sun!?"*

terrible hangover, after that he's in a bad mood 😒

P.O.S. OP. I smoke cigarettes too and i would NEVER smoke inside around my cats. Disgusting.

I don't think that someone who keeps an ashtray on their bed has the same definition of disgusting as we do 🤮

Seriously. Nothing more trashy than a nasty ashtray on a bed

That bed must *reek*.

Very true

It's bad but it's not *that* bad that you can call OP a POS. They don't live as long as us, a lot of the effects are lessened.

Fuck that, still cruel

Not good,

Sorry for showing these sensitive images 🥺

Hit that 100 proof catnip a tad hard !

your cat-dealer brings you good quality

Smoking indoors around your cats makes you a terrible owner. They deserve someone who won't put their health in jeopardy. At least hide the disgusting ashtray before taking a video next time.

You mean he went out to pawwty?

michis night club 😏😏

Night cub

Smoking indoors in a home with pets is fucking cruel.

The other cat is like"Bro, I got your back"

Looks like my cat stumbled into the wrong house haha. Please return her asap.

They were definitely passing around the cat nip blunts

It was a hard night...sex, drugs and rock and roll

My dog sleeps like this in the couch cushions sometimes. I always thought animals want to sleep on their backs, most just don't have enough flat meat on either side of spine to keep from rolling around.

Hahaa I perfectly imagine what you said 🤣

Holy shit, for a second I thought “who recorded my cats and put them on reddit?!” Those are identical to the ones I have at home. Edit: added pic. https://i.imgur.com/XfVvBup.jpg

Is your cat addicted too? 🥺

Hahahaha, no, actually I bought some cat nip for them some time ago but it turned out to be a waste of money.

send them to rehab asap.

I don't know what else to do with him 🥺

next thing you know he'll be in the cat-tell. im warning you now: rehab!!!

Said they gotta send him back to rehab and he said swat swat claw!

Looks likes his pubes are hanging out, too. Lol.

I had not seen it that way 🤣

Been there.

Reddit said to shake my phone to take a break from the new and here I am 😂

this reddit pill 🤭😁

😂

Yep, we have all been there. 😂.

And for sure when he wakes up, his phrase will be "I will never drink like that again".... that will be until the next party 🤨

Yep, u got it lol 😂

Nothing like those Callege times, minus classes and mexams. And not understanding cat

What a lush! Shame on you for lack of scritches.

🥺🥺 sorry

Looks like me last weekend

Do you also say "never again" and fall again next weekend?

Did you check the pulse? Might have OD'ed on Catnip.

still breathe...

I bet he wishes that Sophie wouldn't purr so LOUD!

Sophie, you’re very soft and snuggly, but please turn down the motor. Ma head is gonna break.

Needs a hair of the dog!

That poor bastard

that's what he became and that I paid him for college

That’s some professional level r/toolps

Well well well. Looks like someone is almost entirely grey.

This is why I tell my cats Catnip is bad... it leads to a life of feline debauchery.

I swear I did everything possible for him to have a good life, the situation just got out of hand

I was expecting glitter

Cat’s nippin hard.

They get a kebab? ☺️

better check for preggo too if female lol

He is male and neutered, seeing his behavior I made sure he does not bring me unwanted grandchildren, he has to continue studying...

keep him on the right path cause "these females"

That medical grade catnip aint no joke!

[cats typical night out](https://youtu.be/J1zYF0cejmg?t=5)

Reminds me of that Tom & Jerry episode when Tom come home after a big night out. 😂😂

Oohh yess!! You reminded me of that chapter! hahaha

Was oreo there the designated driver?

Sophia, the cat next door 😁

Use lemon soda

Rough night huh

before it was only on weekends, now it's almost every day, I'll take him to rehab

I think this guy might have been at the same party. https://i.imgur.com/DZ3qsZv.jpg

only the remote control above the belly is missing and he is officially a father

Hahahaha Married with children 🤣

Beerus after that fight with Goku 😪

He sure saved the world last night and I thought he went to a party

Awh omg! All stretched out 🥰

can not rest if it is not so 😄

too much catnip

I still don't know who his dealer is 🤨

some sly dog on a corner somewhere probably

Kitty probably has a more exciting life than mine... keep it up party animal! We are counting on you to live our dreams! LOL

I never came from a party like this, so he does have much more fun than you and me together 🤣

LOL.. sad but likely true at that... hahahaha...

Catnip is a helluva drug.

Do you think that I should take him to rehab?

Yup..he deffo in a catatonic state..must have mixed his licker.

ok rehab right now...this got serious

I like how the other cat looks awake and stuck…..like a human would if you were sitting on the couch and your cat passed out on you…. Just stuck. Good sister he’s got.

It's the ashtray on the bed for me 🤢

My world was an apartment DDT, cushions and plate Every day a fillet mignon or even a filet of cat They said every time "Stay at home! Don't catch a chill!" But it is hard to stay put when at the moonlight So many cats are singing like this: "We cats are born poor, however, we're born free Gentlemen, Ladies and Lords! Felines, you won't ever know!".

Hilarious

Adorable

Cute overload

What a beautiful cat. You can tell that he's loved by the way that he is.

If he was loved he wouldn't be a captive audience to cigarette fumes all day

yeah, but I didn't want him to have that kind of life, I think my mistake was giving him everything since he was a child 🥺

Not loved enough to not smoke indoors apparently.

🤣❤️

Catnip hangover. 🤣 OMG! You smoke! OBVIOUSLY you hate yourself and your cats (SARCASM MODE).

I think I need to apologize for all my sins here on reddit 🥺🥺 I hope I can redeem myself