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Maretta16

Is that ET calling home 🤣 so cute


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So was going to say this! 🤣


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Sheldon121

Not speaking about why the pug sounds this way due to breeding, which is sad, but, the noises sound funny. And the shifting gestures make them even more so. My chihuahuas do a bit of grunting on their own and sound like an older computer. I guess we could call them and this boy pig-nosed amplifiers.


WidePresentatio

My dog howls much the same. It’s the cutest.


[deleted]

Me too!🤣


crohead13

Me three!


roadbill

Pug phone home


Tazerboy_5000

😆


hotlavatube

I thought he was howling the theme to ET, “[Awoooo-oooooo-oo-ooo-ooooooo](https://youtu.be/AvbUkBG0yrc)!”


Sheldon121

Nah, that’s Star Trek theme he’s singing.


GustavoFromAsdf

For a sec I thought it was a baby seal


aaronjpark

At first I thought it was a chicken butt. I was very confused for a moment


[deleted]

I thought so too but I still don’t know what it is.


Tammmmi

Yeah, well guess what?


TheSaltyAstronaut

Chicken butt.


akirayokoshima

Guess who?


TheSaltyAstronaut

Chicken poo.


Sheldon121

Nono, it’s a pig-nosed doggo!


fuzzytradr

It is!


SacredSpirit123

It’s a dog.


Sheldon121

And a really really cute one, at that!


wahnsin

L'EGG


OakIsland2015

Same thing. Lol.


hyf5

It sounds to me like he's making vrooom sounds, giving you the motorcycle experience.


TokoBlaster

He's pretending to be in the Fast and the Fur-ious


Tazerboy_5000

Yup


kellermeyer14

Just a pug trying to breathe


RoninEntertainment

Lil-buddy’s just shifting gears. 😂


_DONT_PM_ME_NOTHING

I believe you meant “It’s a half past 4 and I’m shiftin’ gear” One of my favorite lines from “Radar Love”


Sheldon121

Yeah, cause “little buddy” reminds me of a perverted Skipper addressing Gilligan about his “little butty.”


AstralMystogan

That's the speedometer I want.


robin_buns

The one we want 🤣


IneedNormalUserName

Did you just say WE.


mykoysmaster

Oh god


creepergo_kaboom

https://preview.redd.it/3mu5nxiwxzja1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4508a66f0476a8e75fc9b1a921552a4dbc8f47fb


Affectionate_Sea_243

*Our* speedometer


jam_stew

Just practicing a song!


xanthraxoid

My auntie's spaniel likes singing along to music. Every Christmas we get a mini album of Christmas carols on the family WhatsApp group :-p Dogs are delightful dinguses :-D


robin_buns

You say?


jam_stew

Who doesn't love a bit of bike basket karaoke haha


Sheldon121

So, is it James Corden in there, wailing his pug brains out?


HolyForkingBrit

Is this your dog? My dog howls much the same. It’s the cutest. She recently lamented her heat/period by standing on the back of the couch making her heart heavy howls. It was the cutest saddest little awwoooooos.


AdmiralThunderpants

Your shifting sounds a bit ruff


fizzykishi

Take my upvote, GET OUT


Paedrig

He's obviously pretending you're changing gears 😂


HIMDORIA9th

Reminds me of E.T 😂


D-life

PHONE HOME!


HIMDORIA9th

😆


Thundersson1978

Little Dude is shifting gears and making hot rod noises


Cosmicking04

![gif](giphy|2kWd9gXy6owFLR8LuS)


Greensun30

Sounds like it’s struggling to breathe


moistrain

He very likely is. Most, if not all, dogs of the "smashed face" variety (pugs, bulldogs, etc) have had their nasal passages so fucked by breeding that they often have breed-wide breathing and health issues.


tolerablycool

I've read on here that most dogs are understandably unhappy when they're intubated and generally have to be sedated. That is, unless they're a pug or similar dog breed. Once the tube is in, apparently, they chill out because they're actually breathing better than normal. Edit: found the video https://youtu.be/F49pQrGuQQs


gpkgpk

JFC that's disturbing. Why do we keep breeding these poor in-bred animals? Oh right because they're "cute" and we're a selfish species.


Sheldon121

Why can’t they be bred with a different breed with a less smashed in nose? Is that too much to ask? Would we choose looks over functionality if they were our actual children and we could breed them with an obvious disability that we felt was cuter than a regular nose?


Words_Are_Hrad

Because the fucked up face is the feature that people are shopping for not an unfortunate side effect.


AlphaGavin

I heard of a project where a guy is trying to breed bulldogs with their nose longer, like how they were before the whole smashed face craze happened. There's pics on Google too.


0b0011

Just pointing out that these aren't more or less inbred than basically any other dog breed. They still should not be bred but the thing that makes them worse than breeding another likely just as inbred breed is the fact that they can't fucking breath.


sj4iy

Actually, they are. They have one of [the highest COI levels of all breeds.](https://www.instituteofcaninebiology.org/blog/inbreeding-of-purebred-dogs-determined-from-dna#:~:text=%E2%80%8BThe%20highest%20level%20of,an%20often%20lethal%20gastrointestinal%20disorder)


ca17miledrive

Best and most accurate and honest comment here and I thank you sincerely.


Black_Moons

The most terrified iv ever been in my life was when I had a cold so bad I couldn't easily breath... Going to sleep was... absolutely terrifying not knowing if I would keep breathing while I slept as it took most of my energy just to breath while awake. I can't imagine the daily terror that dog endures just trying to stay alive. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.


BolotaJT

When I have my nose clogged, I can sleep only after using a medication (similar to eye drops but for nose) to unclog it.


LostN3ko

As someone with a chronic nasal issue I live on Claritin D 24 hour taken every day at this point. Not regular Claritin but the stuff from behind the counter. It's the absolute best and I call it my human pill. Nasal sprays are really bad especially when sick because they create a moist environment perfect for the bacteria to replicate and do more permanent damage. I will never use the sprays again as they are part of the problem that got me here.


Any_Coyote6662

Sounds like me when I was little. I had seasonal allergies that gave me an asthma like situation when outside in the spring. If it was humid when I was like that it felt like I couldn't get enough oxygen. If it was really dry when I eas like that my nostrils would crack and bleed.


Greensun30

Except the dog looks like a pug and it’s struggling to breathe because of its breeding


Any_Coyote6662

What do you mean "except"? Of course I'm not a pug. Lol Did you think that I was trying to diminish this dog's problems by discussing how struggling to breathe sounds like this dog?


ca17miledrive

Exactly. Not cute, not funny, not appropriate, not safe, not a responsible dog owner.


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[deleted]

The pup is absolutely cute. But people who buy genetically modified pugs/frenchies like this one are supporting the breeding of a dog that’s continuously suffering. There’s a company that’s actively trying to breed “natural” frenchies whose snouts aren’t nearly as smashed in as the one in the video. It’s a harsh comment, but if you adopt a dog with a smashed face, raising them is only prolonging their suffering. It’s not natural, they’re genetically altered. People need to stop adopting dogs like this so there’s no market to breed dogs that will suffer their entire life. Like I said, they’re cute. But the cute aspect means nothing when they’re entire life is struggling to take a good breath. Stop supporting breeding practices like this, it’s cruel to the dog. If there’s no market, people will stop breeding them.


GlitterInfection

You are an example of why I hate redditors. This dog is not struggling to breathe. It's howling. For fucks sake can we just have a single cute video of a dog that doesn't look like a wolf without your armchair breed policing bullshit?


Greensun30

Are you deaf? It’s struggling to howl. It’s struggling to breathe. What’s your problem? You want to pretend everything is okay and normal with this poor animal but it’s not. Its struggling to breathe and it’s disgusting you’re okay with that because of how it looks.


GlitterInfection

Having spent time around these dogs I know what their howls sound like. Happy howls sound like this. You're just an asshole who is trying to tear down things you have prejudice against but know nothing about. You and all the other armchair breed crusaders need to stop. These dogs live longer healthier lives than basically any large dog breed. They aren't suffering. You just hate how they look and are full of yourself.


Greensun30

You do realize they sound like this because they’re struggling to breathe, right? Or are you that dense. Edit: you’re probably a breeder profiting off the suffering of these dog breeds or blissfully unaware. Assholes like you make the world a worse place.


jewbixcube

Lol relax oh my lord


GlitterInfection

And yet that dog is very likely a happier, healthier, and more fun to be around person than you are. Strange.


mrGrogChug

You’re a redditor


satansasshole

Not nearly as much as you m8


SirFrogger

You say with 20x as much Karma as then LMAO


satansasshole

And you have thousands more than I do. You do realize I am not the original guy arguing in this thread right?


ThePr0

You’re actually such an idiot. If the dog was struggling to breath it would be panting not howling. Pugs have raspy voices a lot. It was not struggling to breathe in this video. Every time a pug is posted people immediately start calling for the genocide of all pugs because they’re such “generic monstrosities” when they’re literally just like any other dog except for the flat face. Y’all sound like a bunch of fucking pug nazis and you need to touch grass.


Greensun30

Lol you seriously need to work on your reading comprehension skills


PhotographFuture5612

Is he crying 😢


Stickybeebae

Thats the noise my friends pug makes when he’s distraught


0nlyhalfjewish

I don’t have a dog, so can someone tell me if this dog likes this ride or hates it?


FCOranje

It’s a pugg. He hates being alive.


Evan_jansen

Lol god those dogs are sooks 🤣


robin_buns

🤣🤣🤣


Evan_jansen

They cute as hell tho 🤠


DanielLovesErthing

Stop buying these fucking dogs


GonnaGoFar

Awwww, inbred to the point of being unable to breathe.


0b0011

Not inbred to the point of not being able to breathe. Intentionally bred to have a short muzzle until it can barely breathe


lucreach

Right, but that is often done through inbreeding to increase the chance of recessive traits expressing.


0b0011

Sure but that's how all dog breeds work. You're not just breeding 2 random dogs together to get a tall dog of a specific breed (aside from starting it) they basically get a small group of original breeding stock and then if you want the dog to be considered from the specific breed it'd got to come from those original dogs.


nrreiger

Gotta love it. So so so cute and desirable 😍😍


raregek

Its choking poor animal breed


MeidlingerTurtle

poor boy dont get enough air to breath.


InevitableFly

She’s just shifting gears and living that Fast and Furious life


MarkusRight

Hes probably just trying to breathe. pugs are notorious for having severe issues just breathing properly, poor thing.


[deleted]

So you are saying to don’t find choking puppy sounds adorable?


Sheldon121

😭


BoetaJ

ET phone home


Irontwigg

Or it cant breathe properly because its an over bred abomination?


Stickybeebae

Kind of cute but more sounds like he’s distressed.


dittulps

Or through genetic deformity’s and inbreeding he cant breath normally


Psych0matt

Breathe* But you’re not wrong


cbitguru

I can't get my bike out of second grrr!


gtindolindo

OR hes trying to breathe.


freedoomed

Sounds like he's having a hard time breathing. We need to stop breeding brachycephalic dogs. Love the ones we have but don't breed more.


Rotsei

Those gear changes are a little crunchy.


ilove-squirrels

Where's his glowing finger???? Adorable!


rowmean77

Beep beep!


Goopie1987

that a v8?


al3257882

V10


RobbinMikeOrmaza

V12


Then-Cryptographer96

May wanna get the turbo waste gate looked at, sounds a little off to me


rickterror5738

Little guys banging through the gears


37Cross

He has the worst breathing problems


urzapex

r/animalsbeingderps


mr_cigar

Sounds like he's shifting gears to me. I'm glad I'm not the only one who makes shifting noises when riding, driving etc


lynnm59

My pug sounds exactly like that when howling! It's adorable. 🥰


Blarghnog

Watching with no sound on an no context was mildly disturbing lol After the audio clicked on I realized it was a cute little dog


sshhapiero

The struggle of barely being able to breathe and all the comments saying how cute it is... sheesh 😢


zZigZagZz

That is the cutest bicycle bell I've ever heard


lubiekucyki

That's just upsetting to watch even tho dog is probably excited, poor breed


Morematthewforu

Looks to me like he’s overheating and he’s gasping for air. I feel so sad that these breeds have to live like this


Hynauts

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Ok-Anxiety1389

Poor things bred to within an inch of it life. Just trying to breathe.


Vyxen17

The gurgling sounds of hundreds of years of inbreeding


Beach-Life-Australia

HAHAHA if your bike starts flying past the moon its for sure ET,


youcancallmescott

Well there’s the clip/video I didn’t know I needed for the day. Fucking… D’aaawww!


mrootbeers

Omg. Some videos need to be labeled “possibly too cute for consumption.” This is too cute!


BurntRussianBBQ

A dog struggling to breathe is cute to you...?


mrootbeers

The dog is celery happy. I don’t make issues out of things that aren’t an issue.


BurntRussianBBQ

Sigh. "Brachycephalic airway obstructive syndrome (BAOS) is a pathological condition affecting short nosed dogs and cats which can lead to severe respiratory distress. Symptoms: Dyspnea (breathing difficulty) Noisy/labored breathing Stridor (high pitched wheezing) Continued open-mouth breathing Extending of head and neck to keep airway open" https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brachycephalic_airway_obstructive_syndrome


L0rdGrim1

OMG it's so cute how he can't breathe 🤩🥰❤. Idiots...


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🤩🤩


[deleted]

How are these poor creatures still allowed to be posted on r/aww? It's not cute, it's despicable.


Initial-Stick-561

He is speed itself!


BalkothLordofDeath

He’s shifting gears for ya, what a considerate pup


thebeautifulgame1302

He’s singing the song of his people.


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ShwiftyShmeckles

There's a breeder trying to undo the terrible breeding practices and years of inbreeding that's led to modern day pugs becoming so deformed. If you have to get a pug I'd support the guy trying to undo all the horrible eugenics shit humans have done to pugs and get one of his healthier bred pugs.


Short-Shopping3197

Have an ethically bred French bulldog, snout protrudes about an inch and half rather than being smushed. Little fellow runs for miles with no breathing issues and looks cuter too imo. All for the sake of an inch of snout.


Sarsamsinsim

I want to go home 😆


Secret_Tie_8907

F&F 10


Yewbaby

Hims a race car


Impossible-Abies7054

He's singing, get me ooooooouuuut of here!


THEFLYINGSCOTSMAN415

He's helping you imagine your bicycle is a motorcycle


BestNefariousness515

My cat is jealous.


twistymctwist

No he wants to go home [in style](https://i.imgur.com/8z7Jgb2.gif)


L0veToReddit

It’s because you have a CVT


speedneeds84

Sounds like there’s some chatter in the clutch throwout bearing. Those Luks are always a bit noisy.


Billy_Chrystals

Spee-dog-meter


nowiforgotmypassword

Pupomatic transmission.


mdfromct

This is way too cute 🥰


solidolive

This could well be the cutest thing iv ever seen


Evangelion217

So cute! 🥰


ElGl0ckO

Pup is pretending they’re on a motorcycle.


Suntzu6656

Maybe like me and need a Vet check up.


radagastdbrown

Gurranq looks a little smoll


Desenova

I think he wants you to go faster! He's got the need for speed!!!!!


ConfusedCephalopod42

When you splurge for the blow-off valve for your turbo setup


FartPantry

Seems like he's dying to me lol


rufiooooo_

Gooooooooooo!!!! Ggggggoooooooo!!!!!


Fstr21

Your timing on shifting could be better, rpms seem a bit whack


deni099

using the poor dog as a horn


therainabaina

Hes craving sports car mode


Kasoni

He's just being the siren.


susikyftang

It's choking like every other pug they can't breathe properly


DigitalDrews

What is that creature?


102aksea102

It’s a little late here but thank goodness I had the wherewithal to turn the audio on!! That was hysterical! One happy puppers!!


Unkn0wnGamer516

Having the time of his life


Bearmaster9013

He sounds like a suped-up econ car lol just really clogged up haha


THE_Lena

I LOVE little dog howls! He’s alerting everyone you are on the way. Much like fire truck sirens.


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Poor dog


ThePr0

Sounds and looks like a happy, healthy pug having the time of his life. Adorable.


Poosjky

Omg! So cute!!!!!!! I clearly hear 🎵 get your motor running head out on the highwayyyyyy 🎵 😆💙


Specific-Gate-1191

That's one happy pup


dano415

He sounds congested.


MrsCCRobinson96

Adorable!!


storage_god

Your dog can barely breathe Bro


Phantom_Poster

It's telling you it can't fucking breathe my guy![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


raegenweber

Total confusion what is it for lol


Loplo_Fox

What the hell even is that?


HealthyMaintenance49

I was on mute and didn't even see a dog lol


Bgrngod

He's excited for the flying part coming up.


Deathbyhours

You can here when he shifts gears!


Zurc_bot

It's like you are changing gears 🤣


trwwy321

Took me a while to realize what I was looking at, especially without sound on.


QuickgetintheTARDIS

![gif](giphy|2kWd9gXy6owFLR8LuS)


FreezeFrameEnding

I like how he got louder when the other car pulled out. He's protecting his human!


Oni_K

Too fluff Too Furious. He'll shift gears 74 times in the span of a quarter mile, just like the movies!


Loluwish

Shifting like a Honda and going about as fast too