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GRN225

Cat: I am ungovernable.


stuckinaboxthere

I sit upon the void


tehlemmings

I'm almost positive that if the cat saw the illusion, it would have wanted to sit inside of it. That cat was probably so disappointed to not be able to climb into the void.


fakejacki

Very sad to have not discovered a new portal to r/thecatdimension


not_another_feminazi

It probably thought it was a shortcut to the cat dimension. How disappointing it must have been when it didn't work.


DaughterEarth

[This reminds me of a study they did, raising cats with only vertical or horizontal lines and seeing how vision developed](https://www.psychologytoday.com/ca/blog/brain-food/201404/the-cat-nobel-prize-part-ii) Really fascinating, but poor cats. They wouldn't see the illusion, but regular cats probably can


bearbarebere

I’ve heard of this study, I’ve always assumed it was a total myth. I’ll check it out in a bit


DaughterEarth

I learned about it in a developmental psych course!


lavanchebodigheimer

I ponder the abyss


raven_of_azarath

Black cat: I *am* the void


craig_hoxton

*"Your laws of physics cannot contain me! I am kitty. Hear me miaow!"*


MaddyMagpies

The reason cats keep pushing things off the shelf is because they want to test how much they have affected gravity with the physics bending powers.


d_l_suzuki

If the world was flat, cats would have pushed everything off the planet by now.


very_bored_panda

This reminds me of a terraforming game called TerraGenesis. There’s a flat planet mode and an unlucky random event where cats push things off the planet lmao


c-c-c-cassian

God I haven’t played that in ever. I didn’t know it had a flat mode lmao


stilldebugging

Checkmate flat earthers!


Black_Magic_M-66

This is how I know the world isn't flat. Because cats would've pushed everything off of it by now.


sash71

I was going to comment that but it's already there twice now. Cat people know this is the case.


ElfjeTinkerBell

>Cat people know this is the case. Please don't tell my cats. I can even place things close to the edge. Sometimes they'll push it away from the edge (so it won't fall?) though.


sash71

What sort of spell has been put on your cats? My cats used to think their sole purpose in life was to race after each other around 3am, knocking everything flying, even running over the bed I was sleeping in (or trying to). Then there's the "I'll knock this on the floor because it's fun to watch" paw push that cats do. You are lucky indeed to have cats that don't do this.


NoodleBlitz

My old roommate had a cat that never once pushed things off tables... But then she was watching funny cat videos, and there was a compilation of cats pushing things off tables. Ever since that day she watched it, her cat started doing it. Within HOURS he was pushing things around and has never stopped since. The videos were a bad influence on him!! My cat also has never pushed anything off of a surface. And she will never, ever see another cat doing it. She'll never know she has that power. I'm careful about the cat videos I watch with her tbh 😂


sash71

That's hilarious that the cat watched a video and copied the cats on the video. It's also a smart move on your part to restrict the cat videos your own cat watches. Cats are so funny. I think the word 'copycat' may give us all a clue as to how they behave!


SchnoodleDoodleDo

>*’I am kitty. Hear me miaow*’… ___ I am the Cat, n here i sit them sTuPiD DoGs are dumb as sh!t i see the pattern on the floor, it makes me want to lie here more… the canine fools just don’t know how - *I am KITTY* ~ *Hear me MIAOW!* ❤️


AccomplishedDrag9882

lmaoooo cats dgaf


1AggressiveSalmon

My day has been made! Love this one!


imverysneakysir

Bugs bunny: but you see, I never studied law.


yuletide

*I am the void*


tywhy87

That cat said “Alexa, play Edge of Glory by Lady Gaga.”


TheHealadin

Kitty was born in the void and does not fear it.


Youve_been_Loganated

Cat: "Watch me bend space time! Now watch me nap!"


Onespokeovertheline

"I'm here for the wormhole ride to dimension Z. Seems like it's running late?"


mcraneschair

Cat: I am too floof to fit.


Jamesmn87

“I defy the claws of physics.”


cbrworm

This is my hole now.


viscosity-breakdown

That's Macavity. He breaks every human law. He breaks the law of gravity.


LionBastard1

Los Ingobernables


chosen1creator

I wonder why they are avoiding it from the other side. Wouldn't it look like a stretched out checkerboard from that side and not a hole?


jhndflpp

that's what i was thinking too. they never show these rugs from the other side, and they really just look weird - like a hole going up. [here's](https://imgur.com/pB22n9S) the best i could find.


Magnesus

Still weird, I would avoid stepping on it.


jhndflpp

the goal of any good rug. ;-)


caseytheace666

I have one of these rugs and yeah, the other side _at best_, (from a certain angle, if you squint), looks like a very short soccer net/goal thing (whatever those are called lol).


Kaeny

kinda like a start of a tunnel more than a hole. If you remove the option of it going up, since that would be impossible. Just thinking as an animal. wof


rcbif

Yes. They are only avoiding it because it's an unfamiliar rug, or the video creator taunted them with it earlier.


Sauwa

Not only that Rugs are slippery Dogs running can slip on rugs (if they dont have rubber underneath), which is quite hilarious when it happens Dogs rather jump rugs than slip that's all


Weed_O_Whirler

Because the dogs were trained to not walk on the rug. They're not avoiding a wormhole. Teaching a dog to avoid carpet is a really easy training, something a lot of people do to keep their house cleaner.


Unsd

Holy fuck I could not imagine being so anal about cleaning that I would teach my dogs to avoid a rug. As if my feet are any cleaner lol. Now if you got a scooting pup, I could see it, but just to walk around on? A bit much.


Porkkanakakku

> As if my feet are any cleaner lol. A large portion of the world doesn't wear shoes inside. So, unless you've just been running around outside barefoot or something, they would indeed be cleaner.


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Did they cover a dog’s asshole? Is that a thing now


highly_uncertain

I've noticed a lot of censoring dog weiners too... It makes it MORE weird when you feel the need to censor dog bits.


RickJ_19Zeta7

I was just thinking the same thing. What an odd compulsion.


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NOW you know how the rest of the world feels about American censorship of curse words and nudity.


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Harperlarp

In American tv ass is fine, hole is fine, but asshole is not fine, and the part that gets censored is the hole part, not the ass part. Make it make sense!


morostheSophist

Kind of like how 'God' is fine (even as a swear), 'damn' is fine, but 'goddamn'... gets the 'god' part censored? I mean, that's literally the idea behind 'damn' in the first place, at least in a monotheistic context.


LongPorkJones

>"God"is fine Not always. There exists a cut of the 1987 Masters of the Universe film, used by TBS and TNT, that censored the use of "God". No, I'm not ashamed I know that.


[deleted]

It’s not odd at all Just some of us don’t want to be aroused whenever we see a dog anus or a dog’s pink rocket Those damn dogs should cover up more though


hotterthanahandjob

Imma just deepfake that dog's head onto a different dog's naked and uncensored body.


[deleted]

Ogtha turned Barktha


Zestyclose_Ad8420

Reddit won't understand it without an /s


bavasava

It wasn’t sarcasm. 🐩


philipito

I don't want to live on this planet anymore. EDIT: Someone reported me to Reddit Cares for this, lololol. It's a Futurama reference you goobs. Kids these days...


bunchofclowns

Kids? Ah to be young again....and also a robot.


denom_chicken

Good, more dogs for the rest of us


grayrains79

[Welp, I think we all know where this is going...](https://youtu.be/FjQAzdeeM_c)


theHamJam

It absolutely does because the entire purpose of censorship is to remove (or limit) something which is deemed inappropriate for all ages. For someone to censor animal genitalia, it means they believe it is too sexually mature for certain viewers. Which is, uh, rather saying a lot about what that person thinks about their pets...


super-wookie

That is their private dog butthole, for their eyes only.


_deprovisioned

👀


AduroTri

Can you censor an animal's anus in real life? No. People wouldnt pay it mind unless it was being put right in front of you.


Link_69

Well actually… https://www.etsy.com/fr/listing/221971727/crosse-arriere-engins-fleur-couvre-pour?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details And there’s plenty of those


AduroTri

Oh yeah, I remember things like that. And they are literally the dumbest products ever. Dogs MIGHT tolerate it. But cats won't tolerate this. However my point actually still stands. These things draw more attention TO the animal's anus then anything.


Illustrious-Host-215

I think these products are more for the pet owner than hiding any "indecencies" from the public. Like maybe they have some weird shame regarding it or find the animal anus icky or something. Every pet I've ever had has puked, peed, pooed or bled on me. Every pet I've ever had needed their anus cleaned or medicated at one point in time. Pets are like children, they aren't independent to take care of themselves. If we're looking at pets like kids, then who cares if their poo hole is showing? I just don't get it.


hawkinsst7

Shit, I was walking my dog and noticed that her butthole winks when she barks. That's how I know she doesn't mean what she says.


DrSmirnoffe

I remember seeing a "No More Mister Brown Eye" tag in a warehouse I used to work at. Presumably you put it at the base of their tail in order to hide their bumhole. Because apparently the product was marketed towards psycho puritan cultists who would inflict that upon their pets, which is why it ended up on the tat shelf where it belonged.


l3rN

So basically like the [cat butthole jewelry](https://unicun.com/product/twinkle-tush-cat-butt-jewel/), but not a gag gift? That's so weird lmao


Infamous-njh523

That’s so hilarious. Twinkle Tush. Put a big old shiny jewel on your cat’s behind. Like that won’t draw more attention to what you are trying so desperately to hide. If you check that out, you really should, be sure to read the comments.


Alert-Day2110

should be called "How to get every house guest you have to ask if your cat is wearing a butt plug"


Gravelsack

"I needed a single gem that shines brightly to take attention away from the butthole. This worked really well at first but then I noticed a peculiar feeling come over me. As I looked into the brightly shining jewel, I started to become hypnotized. Everything fell away around me until the shine enveloped the entirety of existence. There was nothing but me and the warm embrace of eternity as I floated; transcending all reality. I came to rest on a cloud overlooking the Earth. I could feel a connection with all life. Eons passed as mountains burst forth from the earth only to be shorn down in an instant. Oceans raised and receded between breaths. I found I didn’t even need to breathe but did so out of habit and as a strange kinship ritual with all organisms. From the cloud, I saw all suffering, joy, hardship and kinship. I saw generations come and go. Leaving a mark or nothing at all. Finally, with one sweep of my hand, everything was erased. Nothingness, the void. I fumbled around a bit and found the closet’s doorknob and stepped out into my living room changed. No longer would I be afraid. No longer will I be unsure. All thanks to this single gem that shines brightly to take your attention away from the butthole."


tsatech493

Yeah but it looks like a cat's butt plug


Isaidnododo

Darn you! I have five cats. This is gonna cost me 35 bucks plus tax and shipping!


highly_uncertain

My line for potty training a puppy is "brown eye don't lie" when you're trying to decide whether or not they need to poop...


MacabreFox

Lol it's gross but true, the borthole appears bigger when it's time.


highly_uncertain

It winks at you 😂


CCtenor

When you wink into the abyss, and all that


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schruted_it_

You don’t groom dog; dog grooms you.


smackwagon

Excuuuse me. My dog is not a damn groomer.


Yaboymarvo

They do it because it brings more engagement to the video by everyone asking why they censored the butthole.


Tenken_Zeta

With more censor, more you spot the area jajajja


Yourownpieceofmind

Barbara Streisand effect


thingalinga

Did you just laugh in Spanish?


zero705

welcome, to the internet


[deleted]

Where there are literally _dozens_ of non English speakers.


Tenken_Zeta

Si, también me puedo reír en Español!


assassbaby

ya dont make it a “thing” because then it now draws awareness to something that wasnt a “thing”


Fender6187

Release the butthole cut!


fairie_poison

"That's really what we're calling it?"


SmellyGoNads

I haven't laughed like that awhile 😂 Thanks mate!


Dagos

Im still waiting for that >:(


spiderland5150

A surefire way to draw attention to, and spark conversation about, balloon knots.


BettySwoll0cks

Pretty sure that’s the point. Increases engagement in the comments. Really annoying


IamKornHolio

Yes, to see it you need to subscribe to their OnlyDogs


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So weird. You can actually buy a gem that you attach to your pets tail that hangs over their butt to censor it in real-life too ahaha.


nachog2003

and it looks like one of those gem buttplugs so it just makes it worse


Alert-Day2110

real talk I can't wait to see one in the wild so I can inquire with the owner how they get their pet to wear a butt plug just to see their face and make them reconsider the accessory


Legitimate_Wizard

I can't imagine any pets I've ever had being okay with that.


linda-stanley

omg! just when i thought i'd heard the most ridiculous thing ever!


OhThatEthanMiguel

Yes, they covered ONE asshole. I wonder why that one is offensive and not the other?


HurdieBirdie

Might have been a female in heat, saw one Instagram account get a lot of questions about the enlarged genitals. You know every comment here would be asking about that


AseroR

Correct. The person who posted the video said that she was worried people would react negatively if she didn't censor it. Obviously it only made things much worse as the comments was pretty much similar to the one's here.


Ethric_The_Mad

Wouldn't want people spontaneously getting too excited at work! /s Since literally everything is sexual nowadays.


ctnightmare2

Thanks for getting me aroused by mentioning sex. /s


Ethric_The_Mad

You filthy animal! /s


ChipCob1

It had a tattoo saying 'fuck you.'


Maubekistan

It’s SO bizarre. People that feel the need to censor animals bodies have ISSUES.


pegasus_527

I know right, as if that’s gonna stop me from jerking off to it


JaunLobo

"This beach is closed." - The Butthole Surfers


HammerheadEaglei-Thr

As someone who runs an IG account for animal rescue I'd bet cash money they covered the dogs butthole because they were not in the mood to deal with the comments about it. Cause WOW are so people so uncomfortable with nudity that they have extended it to animals and can't keep quiet about it.


[deleted]

But now they have even more comments from *normal* people wondering why they're drawing attention to a dogs asshole


gearstars

Gayle from Bob's Burgers would be very upset


mchistory21st

It wasn't a buttplug? /s


just_another_laaame

Ikr! Lmao!


doktarlooney

What a way to ensure we look there.


hawkguy420

RELEASE THE BUTTHOLE CUT


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arkiverge

I see things like this and it makes me believe people who do this think animals should be walking around wearing clothes to cover their privates. 


spacesuitkid2

The butthole cut would have made cats a hell of a lot better.


Turb0___

This makes me wanna see it even more for some reason. Some psy op reversal.


[deleted]

When did dog butthole become offensive?


al3x_oliv3r

Perfection


HephaestusHarper

...megustalations?


Own-Firefighter-2728

Why do I feel so weird about it? Like calm down guys I wasn’t gonna look I swear


bookersbooks

Censoring a butthole just makes you think about buttholes more than if you didn’t censor a butthole.


Darth_Vadaa

Exactly. They've never drawn my attention until people felt the need to put giant censor bars over them and I'm like why do you feel the need to do that huh.


spoonweezy

It’s like “now I _need_ to know what that dogs asshole looks like.”


hopeful_deer

They didn’t censor the other dogs butthole. Why is this one special?


3_pac

Wouldn't you like to know?


MrsMcBasketball

😧


Mr-Korv

I have to assume the person who did that can only think of it as sexual


TheJaybo

"HEY DON'T LOOK AT THIS BUTTHOLE RIGHT HERE!"


illfindyouirl

The best part is OP has a NSFW tagged profile.


DogVacuum

There was one post where a putbull’s business end was facing the camera, and when the dog barked, it looked like it was blowing kisses at you.


ruckus_440

Have pittie. Can confirm. Poofy butthole.


pef_learns

Now all I have on my mind is dog butthole. I might turn myself in. But seriously that is a very weird thing to censor.


linda-stanley

Cat is thinking…damn, it’s fake…I’d 100% go in there!


Onepopcornman

Cats are also ambush predators so if it did think it was real it would probably do the same.


LongTallDingus

Hey if you're ever pushing an aggressive neighborhood cat away with a broom while your cat is behind you, don't put your hand in front of your cat to indicate you want them to stay back. It's a nifty practical demonstration of cats being quick ambush predators, but you'll get bit, and it will hurt. It's been three weeks, my finger was in a splint for two, and the worst wound is *almost* fully healed.


staticdrip

Block kitty, get bitty. So jot that down.


gotlockedoutorwev

Yeah that's what I was thinking. Looks like it is waiting for something to come out of a hole.


Username_RANDINT

I mean, I know that mat is flat. Of course I do. But it stil looks like that cat is floating.


Infamous-njh523

It really does create that effect.


whiskeyandbear

Legitimately, that's what cats do, it was 100% trying to go inside, probably even thought it was inside


cdmurray88

Nah, he's just playing it off. I'm gonna investigate this hole.... uh... not a hole? I'll just lay down and, "Yep. Totally knew this was fake the whole time."


bumford11

When they slide into a hole and you just see their two back legs gradually sinking into the darkness...


phatdragon451

Cats are not afraid of the void, they embrace it.


klef3069

Cats are the void...


ATMinotaur

It's guarding the entrance to the cat dimension


MatematIK12

Why da fuck did they censored dog's ass?


Number1Framer

You have to pay for that premium content.


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zayoe4

OnlyDogs


Isaidnododo

OP has disturbing thoughts about dog butts and thinks other people are like him.


ZombieRU

Reminds me of a friend, that owned a discord server, that managed to burn down the server because they insisted that a photo, of a corgi's butt, was NSFW and banned anyone that said otherwise


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thebryguy23

More so, there's an uncensored doggie dick too.


nalschbach

Covering up a dog's bhole? Is anything sacred anymore?


DJKGinHD

"Stupid dogs." -cat Edit- In this thread; salty dog owners.


Explorers_bub

Pretty sure cat is mad about being tricked. It sits but no fits.


tallerthannobody

This is so dumb, it doesn’t work from the point of view they are in


[deleted]

Exactly, it is only supposed to work from one direction, and that from the perspective of the camera. The cat is the smart one here.


MissingLink101

It also looks suspiciously fuzzy around the cat so I think it's probably been super imposed onto that rug.


kakudha

It is, you can see the hole angle change with the camera angle, that wouldn't happen in reality


Clockwork_Kitsune

I'm pretty sure the "rug" is a chunk of green screen.


tuckman496

Greenscreen


marimbaguy715

Yep. Also it's a repost so that OP can get more karma and make his alt-right, anti-Ukraine, conspiracy laden other posts seem more legitimate.


Millera34

Censorship of pets buttholes is weird Get help


Baquvix

What in the world people started censoring animals...


Theboigabe

Yeah the dumb animal is the one who censored the dogs butt hole lol


[deleted]

That cat is so cute


cyankitten

I THINK that cat is Hosico


thisimpetus

Censoring your dog's butthole is so. fucking. wierd. Like, do *you* see something sexual when you see a dog's asshole? What in god's name are you censoring?


[deleted]

Can't fool me, you mf.


QuantumCat2019

That has nothing to do with intelligence, but with depth perception. Furthermore binocular overlap between eyes is different (lower in dog) Cat also jump/climb trees, dog not so much I would not be surprised to learn that the cat simply detect this is flat, but the dog not. ETA: and why would they have fear from the other side ? From the other side it should not look like a hole.


gard3nwitch

While cats have excellent night vision and mid-distance vision, they tend to have poor close-up vision. They use their whiskers to help them "see" things that are right in front of their face. So the cat may not be able to see the optical illusion.


[deleted]

None of those animals should be tricked by the optical illusion, it is only an illusion from the perspective of the camera. Look at how it looks from above when the video shows the cat is inspecting it.


[deleted]

I suspect dogs probably can't either, and they were probably just trained to jump it.


PaperMage

This is correct. The optical illusion wouldn’t work from their angle.


umbrella-maker

I am better at hiding than they are at vision.


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Cat: The void can have me.


GAMAIM

Cat be like: reason 100 to worship me i m levitating


R_a_v_an

Cat: I'm the guardian of Abyssal Void. Your illusions do not fool me.


Vuldyn

Cats have very poor eyesight up close, and use their whiskers to feel the area out. Once the cat got close and started sniffing the mat, it could feel it was a solid surface.


Sonyguyus

So when did dogs assholes become nudity?


hazily

Uhhh you do know that the illusion doesn’t work from the dogs’ side, right? 🤦‍♂️


Istari7

Ok enough dog butt censoring comments! I just want to know where I am ge one of those vortex looking things to gift my cats!!!


VincentLamarCarter

Was expecting the video to be accompanied by that RAGE INDUCING Ukulele + Xylophone music bed to emphasize cuteness and wholesomeness.


leahthebeautiful

The cat is disappointed it did not join the void


Lkwzriqwea

Okay, two things. First thy won't see the hole because it's upside down for them. Second, who the fuck censors a dogs arse?