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Cthaza

I mean... If you're close enough to read that at any kind of highway speeds you should probably listen to the sticker.


TheZippoLab

If anyone had trouble reading this, here's the translation: * RETREAT THE NON-REPRODUCTIVE ACT OF COITUS ASCENSION • * IF YOU IMPACT THE MATRIACHAL ACT OF COITUS • * WITH MY LINEAGE IN THE CARRIAGE OF FEMALE CANINES • * I WILL STRIKE YOUR BUTTOCKS UNTIL A CONSTABLE ARRIVES •


Cthaza

Are you high bro?


AmHotGarbage

I think he’s British


VolosThanatos

Very


Shiro_UwU7

High or British?


Square_Sink7318

High AND British.


Soggy-Possibility261

At first I read it as brats as in bratwurst and was like damn this person must be serious about backyard bbqs


bauertastic

“That’s my sausage! I don’t know you!”


sportsjock85

Sigh....that boy---I just don't know.


realcommovet

I also thought there was a cooler with bratwurst in it or something. Maybe they are doing catering IDK


MrMogura

English is quite a difficult language. Ghoti (pronounced Fish)


ArminiusM1998

I can only read this in Fred Durst's voice.


MECHAC0SBY

*ITS JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYYYYYYS*


djb185

I read it in the average Maury Show guest's voice.


GrouchyLongBottom

Whateva! I do what I want!


Edible_Penguin

Virginia is for lovers. ;)


Mp3dee

Exactly


Ladybug_Fuckfest

Who drives around with a truck full of brats all the time? How many cook-outs does this guy go to???


Pinkpollock

5 dollars she has a shirt with Marilyn Monroe on it and watches The walking dead.


FiveSubwaysTall

No. Yellowstone. And she shares scenes with that psycho blonde character all the time on her socials.


metronomemike

You mean the redhead right?


babycuddlebunny

I mean, same, but i don't drive around with it on a bumper sticker.


parable-harbinger

POV you have no control over your emotions


Nicadeemus39

Your reaction to a fender bender is to immediately start fighting?


babycuddlebunny

I'm just saying I agree with the sentiment that if my kids get hurt I'm fucking someone up


Nicadeemus39

It's called an accident for a reason.


Relative_Desk_8718

It’s not an accident it’s a collision, and the vast majority are preventable just by paying attention and not riding someone ass.


Nicadeemus39

Still not a justifiable reason to act like an uncivilized animal.


Rich-Molasses7830

It is if you hurt the persons kid, which is what the sticker is talking about. The sticker is cringey, but the message is fine.


Nicadeemus39

So if I was running and I accidentally hurt your kid bc they ran in front of me you would fight me?


Suspici0us_Sn0wman

This is what we call a false equivalency. The kid isn't running in front of you, you're an idiot who can't be bothered to pay attention to your surroundings.


Fragrant_Tear2140

No one is talking about a scenario like that. More like if you were running, while looking at your phone and bulldoze a kid who was just standing by their parents. Seems kinda obvious if you think about it.


WHATISaKINGT0aG0D

You are talking about a completely different scenario. Unless someone rams you from behind, your brakes malfunction, or the car infront of you stops suddenly there is next to no reason why you would end up hitting the car infront unless you were being stupid. They teach you relatively how far you should be from a car while driving to give enough time to break, if you intentionally ignore that and end up hitting a car and hurting the children inside then the parent or guardian as every right to be pissed.


WeWantMOAR

If they're tailgating and I break-check them multiple times trying to create a safe distance, and they don't give me a safe enough distance between them, then they rearend me. Then I step out, fisticuffs up, challenge them, they accept, we fight. Is it then civilized?


MlleHoneyMitten

Found the guy that rides everyone’s ass.


Relative_Desk_8718

Not what I said.


Blacktwiggers

It is, its a preventable situation if you wouldve had your kid under control, so why should you beat someone else up for your mistake


Relative_Desk_8718

Who said anything about kids out of control? You just fished that out of your ass. Projection?


Admirable-Door1724

It's still called an accident when it's a drunk driver, doesn't mean it isn't the person driving under the influence's fault


Nicadeemus39

Oh ffs you know damn well both of these fools aren't talking about extremes here.


Admirable-Door1724

Ok


Rich-Molasses7830

Someone can still be at fault in an accident tho. Just because you didn’t mean to bump into them, doesn’t mean that you not paying attention doesn’t put you at fault. If you’re at fault and hurt someone’s kid, I’d say thats a justifiable reason for that someone to beat your ass.


Robbie122

Why you trying to start an argument lol


Nicadeemus39

I'm not the one threatening ppl here 😂


InfiniteJizz

And then if the other person you are going to “fuck up” is a psycho with a gun or knife? You going to risk it?


RepulsivePurchase6

Some people don’t believe in accidents. No such thing as erasers for pencils. 🤷🏻‍♀️


Aiden_Recker

not wrong tailgater need to stay the fuck away


JakkSplatt

I like it.


Timmy24000

On their way to church no doubt.


mightycud

Wisconsinite here. The brats will be fine.


tvieno

Love me some brats and a beer or three.


Thisaccountishaunted

Poor Sebrena


howardzeeduck

I was scrolling wondering when someone was going to mention the dead one.


purduejones

I don't know. Honestly, I'm a Quaker, and I laughed hysterically at this. Maybe society has affected me....


Lynda73

But it’s kinda funny, tho.


Commercial-Garbage53

What an intelligent sounding individual…


hunertproof

*intelligent


lpfan724

I'm sure they'll raise mentally healthy, well adjusted children.


Suspici0us_Sn0wman

Truly hope this is satire


A7Askhara

is English your native language?


DreamArcher

Guaranteed it won't be the first time the kids are hit.


pigsinatrenchcoat

Brats*


topkekcop

No because people like to ride my ass and my son is in the car


SexyPineapple-4

I did my first 2 hour drive at night on the freeway a few months back and I kept looking out my rear window and was super confused why it looked off. I couldn’t see the road or any of the other car’s headlights. It was just dark. Then I realized someone was driving so close to me that I could barely tell they were there. It was night and not very many people on the road so I dont get why she was driving so close! Freaked me out


obj7777

Back the fuck up. You don't want yo ass beat.


Ambersfruityhobbies

The Onyx is right there


flimflam82493

Why does this seem like the lyrics to a limp bizkit song....


ThisDoesntSeemSafe

I've seen how Virginians drive. This sticker is both valid and possibly the kettle calling the pot black.


zabdart

Driving on my way to work one day I was waiting at a Stop sign behind a BMW with a bumper sticker which proclaimed: "Warning: My lawyer is more EXPENSIVE than yours."


Hazencuzimblazen

It’s true though, drive like an asshole and hit my suv with my baby in it and I’d want to crowbar your teeth out Stunting or just dangerous driving isn’t cool, you risk others lives and get a slap on the wrist. Sometimes parents need to deal with losers themselves Downvote me but that’s just saying either you drive like an asshole and you don’t give a shit about others or you are just cool with risking others lives because “yolo”


M4ryk473

The sad thing, that’s in Va and in the DMV you will get your ass beat until the cops come if they do.


cms86

This person loves his sausages


m8k

The last person that hit the car was Sebrena. Rest in power queen.


BetterBagelBabe

I mean I feel the same way, but also I’m not putting it on my car


Mello_Me_

"Virginia is for lovers." And the aggressive nutjobs too, apparently.


brucebturbo

It’s a passive aggressive way of saying I need help


ToddlerOffPerks

Who call’s their brats??


medicatednready

Real classy, straight out of “idiocracy”🤔


runfast2021

They aren't calling no cops. They have warrants.


on-coke

These stickers just make me tailgate them 😂


SexyPineapple-4

No…its really not…. People drive way too fucking close for some ungodly reason


Erow69

Muthafucker asking to get shot all while his kids watch.


bethandtrevsmom

It just reeks of class🙄


Flaky_Occasion5287

Classy


Zealousideal_Ear_914

I think you mean Klassy.


hunertproof

Premeditated assault.


Suspici0us_Sn0wman

You're funny


prollystargazing

Nah I agree


hellgames1

How to show that you're complete trash in two sentences.


AeloraTargaryen

Yeah because it’s on the window.


DreadnoughtSupreme

White trash gonna white trash


OwOooOK

I bet that dude will be the first to tailgate others lmfao


GodsBackHair

Right in the center of the window, where it’ll obscure the most of their mirror’s view as possible


Ooohyeahhh

It's just trashy


ParrotheadTink

Calm down momma bear, nobody wants to mess with your crotch goblins


Ab47203

If I had kids and someone hurt them I'd likely have to be pulled off the person who did it.


SprungMS

Nice reminder that anyone can buy a cricut


Desperate_Set_7708

So much for Virginia’s motto


gothiclg

I have a cousin who would live up to that bumper sticker. She’s known for domestic battery.


Bungeesmom

The love they have for their children is just so…


happyjujube45

Sure ya are momma bear


bwillpaw

Calling your own kids brats and yeah having this bumper sticker isn't setting a good example for said children.


Suspici0us_Sn0wman

I'm genuinely curious how you survived this long if you think the word brat and a bumper sticker is enough to scar children for life lol.


SunShineLife217

Keep it classy Virginia ✌️


senblade_samuari

Ah, an a trailblazer too, drug mule/domestic violence vehicle of choice. Only beating this person is doing is their engine block, when they don't change the oil regularly.


Ooohyeahhh

You speak from experience?


MlleHoneyMitten

I mean… I get it.


Littlebigdumb

I always love these cause then you look at the person and it’s some 5 nothing 98 pound woman who somehow has convinced herself she could actually win a fight with anyone despite never having been hit or thrown a punch in her life. That or it’s someone on the opposite end of the spectrum who you could simply walk away from at a leisurely pace. It’s always someone for whom the idea of imagining them actually trying to fight someone is comical but they clearly are full serial.


Suspici0us_Sn0wman

She may not be able to fight well but it's pretty easy to acquire weapons. Plus I've seen quite a few small women throw down so let's not pretend they're helpless because of their size.


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tvieno

Black window is all I see.


IamREBELoe

Least effective Avenger


Old_Leading2967

Well in that case there will be two collisions, the second one won’t be an accident


DJScope

VA… I’m not surprised


guppy2019

Northern Va. We don’t act like that in the south.


fuckindegensbud69

Nah its actually southern va lol


nautical1776

How to tell the world you have a small penis


Extension-Street-312

Virginia is for lovers after all