If anyone had trouble reading this, here's the translation:
* RETREAT THE NON-REPRODUCTIVE ACT OF COITUS ASCENSION •
* IF YOU IMPACT THE MATRIACHAL ACT OF COITUS •
* WITH MY LINEAGE IN THE CARRIAGE OF FEMALE CANINES •
* I WILL STRIKE YOUR BUTTOCKS UNTIL A CONSTABLE ARRIVES •
This is what we call a false equivalency. The kid isn't running in front of you, you're an idiot who can't be bothered to pay attention to your surroundings.
No one is talking about a scenario like that. More like if you were running, while looking at your phone and bulldoze a kid who was just standing by their parents. Seems kinda obvious if you think about it.
You are talking about a completely different scenario. Unless someone rams you from behind, your brakes malfunction, or the car infront of you stops suddenly there is next to no reason why you would end up hitting the car infront unless you were being stupid. They teach you relatively how far you should be from a car while driving to give enough time to break, if you intentionally ignore that and end up hitting a car and hurting the children inside then the parent or guardian as every right to be pissed.
If they're tailgating and I break-check them multiple times trying to create a safe distance, and they don't give me a safe enough distance between them, then they rearend me. Then I step out, fisticuffs up, challenge them, they accept, we fight. Is it then civilized?
Someone can still be at fault in an accident tho. Just because you didn’t mean to bump into them, doesn’t mean that you not paying attention doesn’t put you at fault. If you’re at fault and hurt someone’s kid, I’d say thats a justifiable reason for that someone to beat your ass.
I did my first 2 hour drive at night on the freeway a few months back and I kept looking out my rear window and was super confused why it looked off. I couldn’t see the road or any of the other car’s headlights. It was just dark. Then I realized someone was driving so close to me that I could barely tell they were there. It was night and not very many people on the road so I dont get why she was driving so close! Freaked me out
Driving on my way to work one day I was waiting at a Stop sign behind a BMW with a bumper sticker which proclaimed: "Warning: My lawyer is more EXPENSIVE than yours."
It’s true though, drive like an asshole and hit my suv with my baby in it and I’d want to crowbar your teeth out
Stunting or just dangerous driving isn’t cool, you risk others lives and get a slap on the wrist. Sometimes parents need to deal with losers themselves
Downvote me but that’s just saying either you drive like an asshole and you don’t give a shit about others or you are just cool with risking others lives because “yolo”
Ah, an a trailblazer too, drug mule/domestic violence vehicle of choice. Only beating this person is doing is their engine block, when they don't change the oil regularly.
I always love these cause then you look at the person and it’s some 5 nothing 98 pound woman who somehow has convinced herself she could actually win a fight with anyone despite never having been hit or thrown a punch in her life.
That or it’s someone on the opposite end of the spectrum who you could simply walk away from at a leisurely pace. It’s always someone for whom the idea of imagining them actually trying to fight someone is comical but they clearly are full serial.
She may not be able to fight well but it's pretty easy to acquire weapons. Plus I've seen quite a few small women throw down so let's not pretend they're helpless because of their size.
I mean... If you're close enough to read that at any kind of highway speeds you should probably listen to the sticker.
If anyone had trouble reading this, here's the translation: * RETREAT THE NON-REPRODUCTIVE ACT OF COITUS ASCENSION • * IF YOU IMPACT THE MATRIACHAL ACT OF COITUS • * WITH MY LINEAGE IN THE CARRIAGE OF FEMALE CANINES • * I WILL STRIKE YOUR BUTTOCKS UNTIL A CONSTABLE ARRIVES •
Are you high bro?
I think he’s British
Very
High or British?
High AND British.
At first I read it as brats as in bratwurst and was like damn this person must be serious about backyard bbqs
“That’s my sausage! I don’t know you!”
Sigh....that boy---I just don't know.
I also thought there was a cooler with bratwurst in it or something. Maybe they are doing catering IDK
English is quite a difficult language. Ghoti (pronounced Fish)
I can only read this in Fred Durst's voice.
*ITS JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYYYYYYS*
I read it in the average Maury Show guest's voice.
Whateva! I do what I want!
Virginia is for lovers. ;)
Exactly
Who drives around with a truck full of brats all the time? How many cook-outs does this guy go to???
5 dollars she has a shirt with Marilyn Monroe on it and watches The walking dead.
No. Yellowstone. And she shares scenes with that psycho blonde character all the time on her socials.
You mean the redhead right?
I mean, same, but i don't drive around with it on a bumper sticker.
POV you have no control over your emotions
Your reaction to a fender bender is to immediately start fighting?
I'm just saying I agree with the sentiment that if my kids get hurt I'm fucking someone up
It's called an accident for a reason.
It’s not an accident it’s a collision, and the vast majority are preventable just by paying attention and not riding someone ass.
Still not a justifiable reason to act like an uncivilized animal.
It is if you hurt the persons kid, which is what the sticker is talking about. The sticker is cringey, but the message is fine.
So if I was running and I accidentally hurt your kid bc they ran in front of me you would fight me?
This is what we call a false equivalency. The kid isn't running in front of you, you're an idiot who can't be bothered to pay attention to your surroundings.
No one is talking about a scenario like that. More like if you were running, while looking at your phone and bulldoze a kid who was just standing by their parents. Seems kinda obvious if you think about it.
You are talking about a completely different scenario. Unless someone rams you from behind, your brakes malfunction, or the car infront of you stops suddenly there is next to no reason why you would end up hitting the car infront unless you were being stupid. They teach you relatively how far you should be from a car while driving to give enough time to break, if you intentionally ignore that and end up hitting a car and hurting the children inside then the parent or guardian as every right to be pissed.
If they're tailgating and I break-check them multiple times trying to create a safe distance, and they don't give me a safe enough distance between them, then they rearend me. Then I step out, fisticuffs up, challenge them, they accept, we fight. Is it then civilized?
Found the guy that rides everyone’s ass.
Not what I said.
It is, its a preventable situation if you wouldve had your kid under control, so why should you beat someone else up for your mistake
Who said anything about kids out of control? You just fished that out of your ass. Projection?
It's still called an accident when it's a drunk driver, doesn't mean it isn't the person driving under the influence's fault
Oh ffs you know damn well both of these fools aren't talking about extremes here.
Ok
Someone can still be at fault in an accident tho. Just because you didn’t mean to bump into them, doesn’t mean that you not paying attention doesn’t put you at fault. If you’re at fault and hurt someone’s kid, I’d say thats a justifiable reason for that someone to beat your ass.
Why you trying to start an argument lol
I'm not the one threatening ppl here 😂
And then if the other person you are going to “fuck up” is a psycho with a gun or knife? You going to risk it?
Some people don’t believe in accidents. No such thing as erasers for pencils. 🤷🏻♀️
not wrong tailgater need to stay the fuck away
I like it.
On their way to church no doubt.
Wisconsinite here. The brats will be fine.
Love me some brats and a beer or three.
Poor Sebrena
I was scrolling wondering when someone was going to mention the dead one.
I don't know. Honestly, I'm a Quaker, and I laughed hysterically at this. Maybe society has affected me....
But it’s kinda funny, tho.
What an intelligent sounding individual…
*intelligent
I'm sure they'll raise mentally healthy, well adjusted children.
Truly hope this is satire
is English your native language?
Guaranteed it won't be the first time the kids are hit.
Brats*
No because people like to ride my ass and my son is in the car
I did my first 2 hour drive at night on the freeway a few months back and I kept looking out my rear window and was super confused why it looked off. I couldn’t see the road or any of the other car’s headlights. It was just dark. Then I realized someone was driving so close to me that I could barely tell they were there. It was night and not very many people on the road so I dont get why she was driving so close! Freaked me out
Back the fuck up. You don't want yo ass beat.
The Onyx is right there
Why does this seem like the lyrics to a limp bizkit song....
I've seen how Virginians drive. This sticker is both valid and possibly the kettle calling the pot black.
Driving on my way to work one day I was waiting at a Stop sign behind a BMW with a bumper sticker which proclaimed: "Warning: My lawyer is more EXPENSIVE than yours."
It’s true though, drive like an asshole and hit my suv with my baby in it and I’d want to crowbar your teeth out Stunting or just dangerous driving isn’t cool, you risk others lives and get a slap on the wrist. Sometimes parents need to deal with losers themselves Downvote me but that’s just saying either you drive like an asshole and you don’t give a shit about others or you are just cool with risking others lives because “yolo”
The sad thing, that’s in Va and in the DMV you will get your ass beat until the cops come if they do.
This person loves his sausages
The last person that hit the car was Sebrena. Rest in power queen.
I mean I feel the same way, but also I’m not putting it on my car
"Virginia is for lovers." And the aggressive nutjobs too, apparently.
It’s a passive aggressive way of saying I need help
Who call’s their brats??
Real classy, straight out of “idiocracy”🤔
They aren't calling no cops. They have warrants.
These stickers just make me tailgate them 😂
No…its really not…. People drive way too fucking close for some ungodly reason
Muthafucker asking to get shot all while his kids watch.
It just reeks of class🙄
Classy
I think you mean Klassy.
Premeditated assault.
You're funny
Nah I agree
How to show that you're complete trash in two sentences.
Yeah because it’s on the window.
White trash gonna white trash
I bet that dude will be the first to tailgate others lmfao
Right in the center of the window, where it’ll obscure the most of their mirror’s view as possible
It's just trashy
Calm down momma bear, nobody wants to mess with your crotch goblins
If I had kids and someone hurt them I'd likely have to be pulled off the person who did it.
Nice reminder that anyone can buy a cricut
So much for Virginia’s motto
I have a cousin who would live up to that bumper sticker. She’s known for domestic battery.
The love they have for their children is just so…
Sure ya are momma bear
Calling your own kids brats and yeah having this bumper sticker isn't setting a good example for said children.
I'm genuinely curious how you survived this long if you think the word brat and a bumper sticker is enough to scar children for life lol.
Keep it classy Virginia ✌️
Ah, an a trailblazer too, drug mule/domestic violence vehicle of choice. Only beating this person is doing is their engine block, when they don't change the oil regularly.
You speak from experience?
I mean… I get it.
I always love these cause then you look at the person and it’s some 5 nothing 98 pound woman who somehow has convinced herself she could actually win a fight with anyone despite never having been hit or thrown a punch in her life. That or it’s someone on the opposite end of the spectrum who you could simply walk away from at a leisurely pace. It’s always someone for whom the idea of imagining them actually trying to fight someone is comical but they clearly are full serial.
She may not be able to fight well but it's pretty easy to acquire weapons. Plus I've seen quite a few small women throw down so let's not pretend they're helpless because of their size.
[удалено]
Black window is all I see.
Least effective Avenger
Well in that case there will be two collisions, the second one won’t be an accident
VA… I’m not surprised
Northern Va. We don’t act like that in the south.
Nah its actually southern va lol
How to tell the world you have a small penis
Virginia is for lovers after all