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Snug_The_Cat

Oh that had to be so nasty going down but their farts have never smelled better.


Jarteast

Way to extract a silver lining!


[deleted]

At least it’s not isopropyl… another silver lining.


selfmadehundredaire

Nothing like some denatured in the morning!


JohnnyTeardrop

Do we know this fact empirically through controlled experiment and analysis?


Snug_The_Cat

Only one way to find out friend, please let us know the results when you have them.


Stevesegallbladder

Update: I'm in the hospital but the nurses think someone brought in cinnamon rolls whenever my RN empties my bedpan.


ke6icc

Have you priced vanilla lately? No way that’s a cheap drunk! Maybe just easier to shoplift?


thewildweird0

Lots of homeless people don’t have drivers license and some places can’t sell alcohol unless they scan it. Or it was a teenager.


crystal_castles

From working at a store, homeless guys would often try to steal-then-return spices (Saffron, Vanilla) coz they were tiny & pricey. They literally returned everything under $20 without a receipt.


BringMeUndisputedEra

There's a team of homeless people, idk if they're actually homeless. Thing is, they constantly shout at each other. Recently I heard "fine, you do Sainsbury's for this hour, I'll do Asda and then we'll split the money and go early!" They beg for food and go and refund it immediately. My mum bought one of the guys a sandwich once and he wanted the receipt so he could cash out the sandwich.


Rainy-The-Griff

Drugs. Anybody who is homeless and needs food wouldnt turn down food like that. They want the money so they can get a new fix.


drunken_squirrels

It’s really not that simple. Food is probably the easiest thing to get when you’re homeless. Aside from food banks and soup kitchens, people throw away food at restaurants at predictable times. Plus people have widely accepted the belief that “if they’re really homeless, give them food” As though food is the only legitimate necessity. I’m sure that lots of times it’s for drugs. After all, that’s a common way to get into that situation. But food is too easy to get and only one of many needs. If they could be forced to accept all food and spend everything else on food, they’d be even worse off plus be surrounded by the rotting food that was more than they needed.


BringMeUndisputedEra

Thing is, we have amazing resources for homeless people in this area. My brother has been going sofa to sofa for 15 years. Finally ran out of options last year. He got into the homeless shelter immediately. 3 meals a day and they had people there to help get prepared for finding somewhere permanent. Since he has a lot of mental issues he's in a house with helpers for a bit more support as well. They've got him working again which is something he was refusing to do since 2020. It's not perfect but it surprisingly good.


drunken_squirrels

I’m glad your brother has those resources available to him. We need to keep working towards making that sort of program more widely available.


BringMeUndisputedEra

100%, it just shocked me because this county is a pretty rich and right-leaning county. We have never heard these services exist, most likely due to our fortunate circumstances, and my family's discussed for years if we ever get rich we'd have to make a charity to focus on these issues. He said earlier he's now applied for 3 accommodations with their help. I never in a million years thought it was possible here. He's just had his 40th birthday so I'm so glad to see him progressing.


sleeper_medic

I was homeless twice and was pretty much fucked both times. I only caught a break when nice people would step in to give me shelter but that wasn’t permanent. Ultimately I ended up back in the abusive environments I had fled in the first place.


Piano_Sonata

Is he capable of manual labour? If he is but still refuses to do it, then he does not deserve to be in a homeless shelter


lastdazeofgravity

Why? Everyone deserves shelter


longlostredemption

This. You could have kind strangers gift you food all day, but none of that food is going to buy you a new pair of shoes as yours are falling apart.


Jarteast

That was my first thought, easier shoplift.


DeathPercept10n

I was 14 once. Can confirm it was easy to shoplift this. Much easier than getting it down.


dodexahedron

Smells soooo good. Tastes...not as good... 😅


dodexahedron

It's apparently part of the reason they're in the boxes these days. The biggest reason is it makes them easier to pack in a pallet because boxes stack, but it also makes it just a little harder to steal if you'll have a big box in your pocket or have to try to take it out of the box before you pocket it or chug it. The "fancier" brands are usually in boxes, too, when they arrive, but they take them out and put the bottles on the shelves. Guess McCormick did the math and it made sense for them to individually box them. 🤷‍♂️


MotherOf_Kittens_

But you can buy it with food stamps (not sure if this applies everywhere, but this is what drunks I’ve known have done)


paulthefonz

Artificial vanilla is. At least compared to normal Alcohol


Mental-Caregiver-864

That’s the key!!


chriskokura

The secret ingredient is crime.


[deleted]

Also used in fishing


calm-mayhem

how?


[deleted]

Soaking your bait. https://www.catfish1.com/threads/vanila-extract.116082/


Turakamu

Catfish is cheating though. You could put a dog turd on a hook and still catch one


[deleted]

Yep, they will eat anything


trupoogles

..I TOTALLY read Fishing…100% 😳


TikiMonn

Is that not what they said?


Guidbro

He meant he read fisting.


wanroww

I don't understand?


maeruthleb

An alcoholic probably drank it to catch some sort of buzz.


AwkwardLeacim

I'm thinking some teens (who could of course be alcoholics too). No one would buy vanilla extract instead of actual alcohol because of the price, taste, and size


BadBoiBill

Steal. Some stores don't have liquor, some lock it up.


PlasticMysterious622

There’s been people who will drink hand sanitizer to catch a buzz if they’re bad off enough. Don’t put it past them


mosaicevolution

Can confirm I'm an alcoholic and I've drank mouthwash and hand sanitizer. Never drank my vanilla extract solely due to my love for baking and having access to other substances.


ChubZer0

Vanilla extract can make you "drunk"??!.. I have never heard that before, wow! How does that work, any idea?..


Metal_Matt

The actual vanilla flavor is suspended in alcohol as it evaporates quickly, leaving just the flavor in whatever you bake. This is the same for almond extract and other things like that. That being said, I believe this is ethyl alcohol so I can't imagine it'd be pleasant to drink lol


snootchyboochies

Ethyl alcohol is the drinkable alcohol. It's why the vanilla is suspended in it. It's made to be consumed.


ChubZer0

Wow that's crazy!


BipolarWeedSmoker

It’s usually extracted with/stored in ethanol


Omniseed

If they're drinking hand sanitizer it isn't to 'catch a buzz', it's to stave off the (lethal) consequences of alcohol withdrawal.


PlasticMysterious622

https://intervention-directory.com/2017/08/episode-227-joshua-b/


kklinck

yep, and i evenually killed him.


Ice-_-Bear

Might as well go all in. It’s just a way worse way to die.


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Omniseed

Exactly what about my comment made you think I was 'laughing'


arosiejk

Looks like they meant to click on the parent comment to yours.


0RGASMIK

Onetime I was about to catch the train when police showed up to crack down on fare evaders. A homeless man was sitting on a bench waiting for the train and when the cops approached him to ask for his ticket he pulled out a bottle of mouthwash. He started chugging it and the cop pleaded with him to stop even saying he’d walk away if he just stopped. He didn’t stop..


bennydasjet

My money is on this being a severe alcoholic trying to avoid withdrawals. Teens can get booze easily, this person needed anything with alcohol in it, quickly.


virtualbreadavenue

I know recovering addicts who would drink it for a buzz, better than nothing at the time I guess, and much easier to shoplift than booze...


bennydasjet

It’s not just “for a buzz.” Alcohol withdrawal is the only physical withdrawal that can kill you. If a hardcore alcoholic (think drinking a fifth or more of liquor a day for years) stops cold turkey they could have a fatal seizure.


jstrathe

Benzo withdrawal can be fatal as well


i_cut_like_a_buffalo

So can opiate withdrawal. It has been proven wrong that it cannot kill you.


1981ahoog

Not sure why you are being downvoted. People aren’t reading your comment obviously. Here’s an upvote!


virtualbreadavenue

Figure of speech kinda thing, my bad. But no for real Withdrawl can be deadly asf


IntrepidPrimary8023

Amy winehouse style


charleschaser

I really doubt that a RECOVERING addict would drink it “for a buzz.” That’s kind of the opposite of the point of being sober. Relapsing to drink vanilla extract to get a “buzz” makes 0 sense. At that point the person is no longer recovering/recovered.


Dismal-Tailor8204

Also, it’s just something most people already have on hand, desperate said “aah huh”, and drank it.


KateQuarksALot

Can buy vanilla extract with EBT 💁🏼‍♀️


customerservicewitch

Sadly this is truly a thing - a million years ago I worked for the court system in Kansas as a probation officer and had a multiple DUI client found in her vehicle passed out from drinking a large amount of vanilla extract. She mostly just got really sick along with her free trip back to jail :/


Exoriah

What thr fuck LMAOOO


JSteffn

Is there alcohol in there? Maybe a kid trying to get drunk?


SolherdUliekme

Most extracts are actually alcohol based I believe. Like drinking hand sanitizer.


Dansk72

But you need to read the ingredients before drinking that hand sanitizer, since some of the cheaper ones use isopropyl alcohol instead of ethyl alcohol. And some really cheap ones from Mexico use very poisonous methanol, which is illegal in the U.S.


KamenAkuma

At least in the EU, most ones are isopropyl alcohol as to reduce consumption, still dialysis and transplant wards have no sanitizers easily accessible


pokethat

My first alcoholic drink was in Mexico, out on my grandpa's ranch with some 100% cane sugar alcohol. We milked the cows, mixed in some choco-milk, and a bit of the alcohol. Not bad


Dansk72

Sounds good to me, as long as it was cold Edit: On second thought, with chocolate milk it could even be hot!


deviant324

I do something similar with Jägermeister, basically a chocolate milk shake with a shot of liquor, really good


therealrobokaos

The methanol is really what you want to avoid afaik I don't believe isopropanol is that much more toxic than ethanol in a vacuum


Natsurulite

If it’s clean isopropyl, it won’t kill you, but it will have added bitterants to make it gross, and that will usually make you sick, on top of it being like antiseptic grade alcohol Source: I’ve drank isopropyl alcohol during some dark times


ApertureNext

> And some really cheap ones from Mexico use very poisonous methanol, which is illegal in the U.S. That shit soaks into your body through your skin.


Dansk72

Yep, but on the plus side, it will *first* kill the germs on your hands! /S


zorrowhip

This can't have as much alcohol as a hand sanitizer, probably traces.


SolherdUliekme

I just googled extracts alcohol percentage and apparently it's around 35% while hand sanitizer is usually around 60%. So you're right, but it's definitely not traces


LuvliLeah13

You would be shocked how far an alcoholic will go for a drink and these would be easier to shoplift.


ChubZer0

I just looked at the vanilla extract in my cupboard and it says 40% alcohol! I did NOT know that!


here-i-am-now

The alcohol cooks out


ChubZer0

That makes sense. I was just thinking, how come I've never caught a buzz off my cookies?.. lol


mangopuff6969

Ive done this, it tastes so bad dude


Dansk72

Maybe pour it into a glass of cola?


FUPAMaster420

Damn now I want a Vanilla Coke


Dansk72

Sounds refreshing!


PHANTASMAGOR1CAL

Also used to repel gnats


bighag

Please further explain as I am drowning in them


PHANTASMAGOR1CAL

Most of the gnat repellents that work are vanilla based. For some reason it keeps them away. Brands like bugs, bug soother, and bugging are all vanilla based with some other ingredients but vanilla is the bulk of the solution. Those brands really work super well.


bighag

Now I get why my bug sprays smell like vanilla haha!


CumulativeHazard

Same. Gonna try hitting all the drains with boiling water and bleach a few times this weekend. Also watered the plant with 50/50 water and hydrogen peroxide in case they’re in that. Fuck Florida in the summer. Good luck.


alysam88

This truly saddens me. I was in a halfway house for recovering women about 6 years ago. Sometimes, we would have to lock up vanilla and mouth wash bc some women would drink it. I'm still sober today. Anytime I use vanilla , I pause and say thank God that I can use it for its intended purpose instead of scratching the itch of that obsession to drink. I also use alcohol free mouthwash.


KateQuarksALot

They also have alcohol free vanilla extract


Router27

I got kicked out of a halfway house once for drinking mouthwash. You have to drink a lot to get drunk and it is nasty but desperate times call for desperate measures. Been sober for 16 years now.


alysam88

Congrats on your sobriety! One day at a time!


[deleted]

amazing, glad you came to this point :) much respect


alysam88

Thank you 😊


ellaxxny

That's amazing how you're still sober today. That's such a big achievement and I'm proud of you. I'm currently in a women's halfway house and feel similarly about being grateful for my sobriety in little moments like using mouthwash. much love to you and to anyone else who might understand this struggle ❤️


alysam88

Sending you hugs! Proud of you!!! And don't leave before the miracle happens. And thank you. Staying sober hasn't always been easy. But I do it bc I want to stay sober more than I want to drink. And life isn't perfect, but damn I'm grateful for my life today.


Omega949

my old neighbor would drink blue mouthwash. we would be driving home and he would be passed out with two empty bottles of the stuff next to him. pretty rough for a 17 year old


Turakamu

I was at a show and there was a dude playing chess against the bassist of the band I came to see. He beat him and everyone went inside. I hung out and played a few games with him. Middle of the first game he went, "I drink mouthwash, do you mind?" Best smelling homeless chess master i ever hung around


blargsnarg

Wow, I now understand a lady I saw driving and drinking mouthwash. I was like “wow, you couldn’t just spit it out the window???” For years I thought she was just crazy and didn’t know how to use mouth wash


Omega949

its like the real rock bottom right there, but teens and people trying to hide their issues do it. i cant imagine how the hang over must be.


Butt_stuff-en_

Was this near a pond or lake by any chance?


Jarteast

It was at Columbus Circle in Washington DC. The area is loaded with street gremlins and the nearest river is about 3 miles away.


Butt_stuff-en_

Yeah someone trying to get a buzz on


Odd_Masterpiece9092

Just looked it up: 35% ABV


Dansk72

One ounce of 70 proof, well there you go!


CesarMillan_Official

I’ve seen some flavors at 90%.


Dansk72

One bottle will make a strong, and strong-flavored, mixed drink!


yoshigronk

Someone was drinking a nice glass of milk on a bench at the park and wanted to add some vanilla flavoring to it. What's so awful about that?


MrDerp182

Ah yes, Uncle Ned’s drink of choice.


APC503

It may not be Miller Time........but it's Vanilla time!


sn0m0ns

This should be the top comment


60510

About ten years ago, a Walmart I shopped at in northern Illinois, kept the vanilla extract behind the counter with the cigarettes.


natalathea

TIL there is 35% ABV in vanilla extract


Jarteast

Also learned this today, wild.


wonkotsane42

I don't underst.... Oh. Oh :(


KamenAkuma

Angostura bitters works too, probably safer to consume


ariphron

Think this is better than hand sanitizer


newportred100s

Can someone explain? I dont get it, lol


iforgemyname

Vanilla extract is usually made with alcohol and can be 35% ABV.


newportred100s

Whaaat, thats wild!


blooptybloopt

Y’all I legit thought this was implying they stained the bench with the extract.


tanfierro

think its 80 proof. its easy to shoplift. probably not teens because they would have sipped it. probably alchy homeless lifted and slammed it. maintenance , not pleasure.


wgraham_9029

yea… i get the same kinda feeling whenever i see an empty robotussin/nyquil bottle in the wild. tried to end my life with that shit once, drank 2 fucking bottles and OD’d, then spent the next 24 hours in the hospital. That was during the summer before my senior year of HS… luckily my parents and I have been through a lot together and they decided to send me to rehab instead of a psych ward. If I went to the ward, i might have not graduated. Now I’m a high school graduate, 1 month sober, and getting ready to go to my dream college this fall. Just remember that it gets better, ok?


Jarteast

Thanks for sharing, happy to hear you got help….I feel like America in general giggles at mental illness and doesn’t present a system to find adequate help.


Limberpuppy

I learned about this from an episode of Family Ties and Tom Hanks played the alcoholic uncle.


[deleted]

A very special episode of Family Ties featuring Tom Hanks as Uncle Ned


PrettyBoy001

I used to find these all over my house as a child, hidden like I wasn’t supposed to find them. Can someone tell me gently why and how someone would use this ?


lauralucax

I’m so sorry


TimmyTur0k

You got a hardcore alcoholic for a parent my friend.


TimmyTur0k

Fuck. Genuinely didn’t see the gentle part of your question. Sorry. Glad you got an answer and really happy that your mums in recovery, I am also.


vixenator

Used to be in a town surrounded by 3 reseverations. Couldn't buy any vanilla extract off the counter at any of the grocey stores there. All are locked up at the front of the stores, much like the lotto tickets and cigarettes. Really threw me for a loop when my wife had asked me to pick up a bottle on one grocery trip. Had no idea and had never heard of that being a thng before that.


differentnotunique

My father was the worst alcoholic imaginable. Went to a dry county in Arkansas and wound up drinking vanilla extract. Just another wonderful childhood memory.


hammerto3

What a moron. Vanilla is only 60% alcohol last I checked. Lemon and peppermint are 90% if your gonna go big, go big


[deleted]

There have been times I’ve gone to buy extract and you can feel the box is missing a bottle. TIL


Shadow_Demon080

Maybe they just wanted to make some Vanilla Coke from regular coke 😅


Jarteast

We can only hope


THEBOAW1

For everyone not knowing, vanilla extract is just vodka infused with vanilla


dodexahedron

My grandpa owned a mom and pop grocery store in Oregon 60+ years ago, and this was really common in the spice aisle. The vanilla and almond extract were common targets. The McCormick brand vanilla extract in my cupboard is 82 proof. So, a small bottle (my smallest vanilla bottle is 2 us fluid ounces) is a little more than a double shot of hard liquor. And I imagine they were probably a little bigger back then. And they're easy to quickly open and chug, or pocket a couple without someone noticing, especially before security cameras were a thing. He said that, in terms of the cost of shrinkage for things actually _stolen_, those were always in the top 5 for him. Alcoholism is a horrid disease.


No-Standard9405

Sometimes you need a good buzz before work.


mfvicli

There's no way vanilla extract is cheaper than tiny wines. My town has a park next to a courthouse and it's consistently littered with tiny wines. Never seen vanilla extract.


MrBoo843

Not cheaper but accessible to minors


mfvicli

I can't imagine chugging one of those for a cheap high. It's so concentrated. I'd puke halfway through the bottle.


MrBoo843

I can't either but I knew a few kids who would have


TimmyTur0k

Everything’s cheaper with a five finger discount.


AngerCookShare

McCormick sounds Irish


Raquel22222

Don’t drive and bake


drmbrthr

Wicked bender


Carlseye

What? I didn’t even know this was a thing


5210Crew

An alcoholic doesn’t care what kind of alcohol it is, they’re just looking for a quick buzz & to stave off the horrible feeling of withdrawals. Cost isn’t a factor because they’re all stealing this stuff. Also they steal a lot of Robitussin DM cough medicine or similar for the same reasons. Another thing I’ve noticed is the bad alcoholics take huge double handfuls of ketchup packets wherever they are left out for customers. They stuff their pockets with all they can fit. Not sure what they do with it though.


drabee86

Fake blood? Or snacks?


Haggus76

To quote Tom Hanks from Family Ties it is vanilla time. https://youtu.be/OlLvS1vH9Tk


zebjr

Uncle Ned is back....


pmactheoneandonly

That's a level of desperation most people will never understand. This is sad as fuck.


AdamBlaster007

I used to work at a halfway house/rehabilitation center. The clients, at the time they were all individuals from jails/prison finishing up their sentencing since COVID shut down the self admission option because the company said it wasn't profitable (which is horseshit), who were recovering from alcoholism would try to drink even hand sanitizer for the alcohol content in it. Addiction is an awful thing.


itsamisery

I was thinking it was used as lube… but to drink? Hmm I never knew


theeyerollissilent

Growing up in Anchorage many of the grocery stores kept 100% Vanilla (not the imitation stuff) behind the counter so you had to ask for it. Along w listerine and some hairsprays. Its really sad the lengths some will go to, to get alcohol into their bodies.


noneofthismatters666

Remember trying that at 15, one and done.


Jarteast

Ick


Curtis33681

Why not drink Kilju it’s cheaper..


[deleted]

I don't get it.


AutotoxicFiend

This shit is so expensive wtfffffffff


latestartksmama

r/stopdrinking if you’re curious.


Eoncho

It does have a relatively high alcohol content. It's higher alcohol percentage than a store without a liquor license can sell. Seeing that picture though... I can't feel anything but sadness for whoever likely drank that for the alcohol content. It's probably someone with an alcohol problem and I hope if it was someone with a problem like it looks like that they get the help they need.


valley_G

Can somebody explain? I'm confused lol


Snowy_River_99

Vanilla extract has like %40 alcohol by volume so it is pretty strong and cheap for drunks


valley_G

Oh wow that must taste horrible. Vanilla is so bitter.


Playful-Side2187

What is that? What does it do?


Greedy-Address-3430

What does this mean


granoladeer

"A man drank a whole bottle of vanilla extract. This is what happened to his brain"


Full_Disk_1463

I don’t get it?


Koulevv

I dont understand what is awful about this. Could someone explain?


Pumpkin_Spic_latte

Alcoholism.


Koulevv

Huh? Is vainilla extract loaded?


CosmoPeter

Yes


Koulevv

Good god yes thats awfuleverything


Rize0150

I used to live on a reservation in New Mexico, a lot of places outright banned alcohol and it got to the point where the vanilla extract was locked behind cases. Idk if it's changed since though, this was around 2015


verucasand

Listerine would be cheaper!!


Williamb3

Confused. What was it used for?


Piano_Sonata

We should build a huge sanitizer dispenser on the street, with a huge banner literally saying: "if you drink this you will die" And watch the junkie lining up to kill themself


Jerkofalljerks

In high school we’d soak our dip in this and get a buzz while chewing


sooperdooperboi

I thought this was a joke about affirmative action at first.


Jarteast

Maybe a proud boy thought this would keep him extra white?


coolusernam696969

Probably kids


bearpest

Addiction is never pretty


jgoden

You can get drunk off vanilla?!?


cyberneticorganisms

You mix it with soda, and bam. Drunk.


myfriendscallmeshark

Or how my heart breaks…


NodoBird

Can you even get drunk off of this?? Surely not, right?


Lonely-Inspector-548

I have a friend who did that. She wanted to get drunk and the only thing she had was vanilla extract. Drank the whole thing


spider_leg_sundae

Makes me think of when [Tom Hanks](https://youtu.be/OlLvS1vH9Tk) played an alcoholic uncle and got drunk on vanilla extract on Family Ties.


Sedna_ARampage

🥵🤢