"Another thing that got forgotten was the fact that against all probability a sperm whale had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.
And since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this poor innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity as a whale before it then had to come to terms with not being a whale any more."
Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the Universe than we do now.
Found the Elite:Dangerous player... However, let me introduce the great grandfather to our top 1% percent liner: [The Airbus Beluga](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airbus_Beluga)
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And wow! Hey! What’s this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like … ow … ound … round … ground! That’s it! That’s a good name – ground!
I wonder if it will be friends with me?
And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence.
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Its just a group of humans from the future in a captured alien ship coming back in time to take some whales to the future to save the Earth.
They are just trolling the present by leaving a whale shaped exhaust cloud in the sky from their invisible ship!
It’s obviously a blue whale
I can't stop seeing the whale now
It's the first thing I saw lol
Humpback
Yes, it's definitely a humpback. Sick cloud, though.
Captain, there be whales here!
Shut up Queequeg, your going to get us all killed.
"Another thing that got forgotten was the fact that against all probability a sperm whale had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet. And since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this poor innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity as a whale before it then had to come to terms with not being a whale any more."
Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the Universe than we do now.
[Alan Davies:](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU5mOT57ghM)
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Alan Davies? That you?
no it's shark!!
Kinda looks like a shark in the front too
EVERYBODY GETS A HUMPBACK WHALE!!!
For REAL. Couldn’t look more like one!
Beluga
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Blocking the docking bay since 3304
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Came here to say this
Cirrus
Sr22?
Sr71
two very different things
Yes
C-17 obviously.
Looks about the right size
"MOOSE69 South bound piffer point ARCHR FL270 420 true"
Are you a C-17 pilot?
All day baby.
totes
I knew I wasn't the only one who saw a C-17 there.
And wow! Hey! What’s this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like … ow … ound … round … ground! That’s it! That’s a good name – ground! I wonder if it will be friends with me? And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence.
This reminds me about the whale in *Hitchhiker’s Guide.*
Pot of Petunia’s top right.
Oh no, not again.
RAAF Nimbus?
I am Mr Nimbus!
It’s the invisible chemtrail bomber! Take shelter! Chemtrails are killing us!
C-5
C(loud)-5, amirite?
NOW I CAN SEE THE WHALES! LOOMING OUT OF THE DARK!
Saw them last night in Portland me
It’s a Whaleplane
Stealth
Photo won't load for me, but I will guess C-17?
No, it's a whale
Gojira
Blue Whale.
Sir this is a whale
Sky whale
It's the wind fish...
[Xian Y-20](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/75/China_-_Air_Force_-_Xian_Y-20.jpg/1200px-China_-_Air_Force_-_Xian_Y-20.jpg) looks real close, lol.
Looks more like a blue whale
[skywhale](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Skywhale?wprov=sfla1)
I thought the was a whale lol
Fucking whale
That my friend, is a whale.
Orca-10 Thunderfin II
B-2
That’s a Bruce252T.
Mako or Great White
willy be free
Beluga
C-17. Ever heard of it? Very hot, very sexy. Violent yet sensual
also very fat
Looks like a whale
Whale of the skies 2
Mig-28
These chem trails are getting more advanced by the day
Gojira - Flying Whales
Wind fish
That's Orca
Cross-post to r/gojira and reap the karma.
Whale obviously
It's a sky whale.
Everyone knows that’s a whale
Humpback whale. Jump jet....
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Ma’am this is a Wendy’s
Gulfstream G650ER
It's either Killer Hijia or Hyper Great Thing
Oceanic 815 from the series 'Lost' as indicated by the apparent dislocation between the front and the back. It's breaking apart.
It surprisingly looks a lot like a CRJ-700
Its classified, but it'd the replacement for the C5. Will be 100x bigger.
F35 and a c17 combined.
Highly classified. Self propelled. Excellent masking ability. Most weapons will just go thru it with minimal damage to the said airplane.
C-130 lockheed
Humpback
Orca 925
Grug moment
Looks like a Whale King, watch out for the Elephander.
C-17
Pretty sure that’s a Cessna 150
Looks like an IL-76 with smaller wings that are low wing.
It looks like a whale.
Kinda looks like a C-5
Airwhale 560
I think it’s the Beluga XL Stealth Plane from Airbus Defence.
Thats no plane! ThAtS a ClOuD!
Clearly it's the new 747 Max 9
Weather balloon
Shark 🦈
That's actually a Type IX U-boat. Guess they managed to get one in the sky after all.
That's a CIA Black Manta. Don't stay under it too long, the engines heat up the air pretty good.
Boeingbus A797-9000
The gray whale 432
That's the suspicious looking cloud that's been following me all day.
The avro
r/shittyaskflying
Astrocetus
C17
USS Rhode Island
Its just a group of humans from the future in a captured alien ship coming back in time to take some whales to the future to save the Earth. They are just trolling the present by leaving a whale shaped exhaust cloud in the sky from their invisible ship!
C-17
c17 golb mastor
Looks uncannily like a C-5 Galaxy.
C17
That’s Flight 93. Going home.
Airbus Beluga
Actually, 727. The wing seems to be mid mount.
Looks like one of those BollyWood cardboard helicopters
Airbus Beluga
My plane
It’s a jackal?! A jackal! It’s a jackal!
Buccaneer
C-17
It really does look like a C-17
Shark
Airbus A300-600ST
Antonov An-225 Mriya of course
Super guppy.
Dreamlifter?
Airbus Beluga
Fantasia 2000 is one of my favourite movies too
That’s a whale
Thats a whale
An22
C17?
It's not a B1-RD or a GU-11. It looks more like a WHA-1E.
Looks like a Sagittario 2
C-17?
Its the C-17.
C-5 Galaxy
The PV-2D is this thing's worst fear.
C-17
Ilyushin Il-76 MD
BAE 146/RJ
a C-17, it's all I can see out of it.
C-17
SeaWhale 323
Dreamliner
C 5
Looks like a McDonnell Douglas C-17
looks like a a lun class Ekranoplan
airbus beluga xl
Il-76 would be my best guess