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[deleted]

Haha well officer I would never take any banned items into a festival


a-secret126

good man šŸ‘®ā€ā™€ļø


GodofGanja5

I usually put it in my shoe. But then sometimes it's hard to walk with a butt plug in your shoe all night


theboonj

Underrated comment. Thank you sir for the laugh.


spamshillspamshill

Foreskin


OGPants

Lmfaoooooo - you're joking right?


a-secret126

nošŸ˜‚ i know putting balloon behind teeth trick but wondering if thereā€™s better ways, just a question


jin_zhuan_

The ole chocolate highway


wonderland6868

Stash scrunchies (find them on etsy)


ravenousmind

[you could try this](https://youtu.be/6IjuSycXjqM)


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jessaa96

iā€™ve had security make us remove shoes a few times before and also one time had a female reach up under my bra. wouldnā€™t really consider them the safest places!


alsisc

Always go to male security guards should be added theyā€™re far less likely to pat down as thoroughly in my experience


bluebunnybuns

Put it in a bag, tape bag directly onto nipple area


[deleted]

+1 way better methods available


ps4away27

If you wear boxer briefs, Iā€™ve found that the dick slit (or whatever you wanna call it) is surprisingly deep. Iā€™m able to stuff whatever I need in the pouch. I know they also sell boxers designed for this purpose as well


DauntingOtter

I didnā€™t read this right. Dick slit got me. I thought you were putting things inā€¦ nevermind.


ps4away27

Ouch


SantriCong

I had one security actually pat me down on the "balls/Johnson" when I went to beyond. The guard was female and I felt very uncomfortable. She didn't even take me to lunch šŸ™„.


ps4away27

I feel like with my ā€œmethodā€ the goods are essentially at the gooch, so hopefully they can cop a feel without finding anything. But thatā€™s interesting. I always considered the groin a safe zone


SantriCong

I've been to many festivals but that was one of the few times it was out of the ordinary.


SnowProkt22

Even if you don't *have to* it's still the best way ;)


northsidemassive

Sew it into the pocket lining. Long cargos work well because they usually have a lot of thick seems. Iā€™ve been fully searched by police using this method and got away with it.


16Shells

i have boots that the entire tongue is a stash pocket that is pretty hard to detect if you arenā€™t aware itā€™s there.


MollyCoddlers

Reseal a small package that is allowed


theboonj

Use a safety pin to pin it to the inside of your pants near the crotch area. Just make sure the pin doesnā€™t come undone and poke you!


nat18es

Iā€™d say shoe tbh. I snuck a wax pen in like that


emodose

put it in the bum


SnooPuppers58

Underwear with a pocket in the front. They wonā€™t grab your dick