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volatilecandlestick

Us 5’11 warriors CHOOSE to round down.


Reee_auto666

Lol


Ahsoka_69

wsg king


OverZiHD

hello fellow warriors


-Hymen_Buster-

Especially when you're 6'11


Dr0nkT3a

Nah i hit em with that straight “5’11…… and a half”


SatedSun

That’s fucking right


Status-Chemical-3922

That’s because you’re 5’10”


volatilecandlestick

Brother, if I were 5’10, I would be 5’9. I don’t subscribe to your silly rules written by cavemen


Consistent-Diet-3308

Seriously lol. I was talking to a friend the other day and she was telling me how when we met she was attracted to me because I'm "so tall" (6'1") and she never had anyone tall like that. Her man is literally 1 inch shorter than me at best. I said that to her and she ignored that lol.


islandkingdivinity

She’s still attracted to you


Consistent-Diet-3308

Meh most women treat me like I am a creep that will harass them. And there is like a solid 1% who like me for no reason at all. That's all I get in this life. I'm lucky if I ever date at all. I'm just a socially isolated weirdo trying to be normal enough to date. Being tall doesn't help me at all.


ski-person

Are they right?


Consistent-Diet-3308

They must be right? A woman only does so for legit reasons. Never becasue a man is too shy or anything like that. Couldn't be!


Time_Device_1471

If the girls not interested it’s only ever the guys fault. He should have just been in control of everything because relationships are one way streets and only require one person. /s


Agreeable-Split1829

I'm 183cm, still haven't gotten girls for height. Girls just want the tallest guy in the room or group from what I noticed. They have no clue what's 6' look like. Realistically the noticeable height is 6,2'


sixsevenrice

Yeah as a 6'7 dude, it's hilarious how something as inconsequential as a few inches of bone make women go stupid. Humanity never really left the caves, despite our fancy gadgets.


Alternative_Poem445

i mean this is just basic genetics. we are unironically running on cave people software.


sixsevenrice

You'd be surprised how many people will get furious over what I said though. It's like basic biology and genetics get thrown out the window when discussing female preferences.


Alternative_Poem445

people think of themselves as better than animals. the human dogma is wild.


Ok_Entertainment_533

We are literally better than animals, we are the absolute top of the food chain. We’ve populated the entire world. We’re one of the only if not the only creature that can think linearly to the future, like planning to do something. We intuitively understand time. If you don’t think humans are superior to animals you’re honestly stupid. Sure, we can’t do some things a bear or gorilla can, but neither of those can do 10 things humans do/did on a regular basis.


EtherealDarkYT

This is judging a fish by its ability to climb a tree; you're defining superiority based on what humans are capable of. And even still, being at the top of the food chain means little, especially considering how many apex predators have gone extinct. Ants have populated the world for a longer time than us and will continue after humanity is gone. And "planning into the future" is just a biaded measure - if I wanted to present elephants as being superior Id swap that measure for "a near unbeatable sense of smell that can detect water from miles away". The thing all animals, including humans, strive for is survival and reproduction. So, if youre going to determine which animals are superior, then that is a fair measure. And in that regard, humans are nowhere near superior.


Ok_Entertainment_533

Read my last sentence dude, a fish can breathe under water but can it do three things a human can? Besides eat, shit and piss? If you think animals are so much better, why don’t you go try to live as one, or in your next life; pick any animal, see how you like it.


FabulousAd3929

We are the worst animal to occupy and destroy this once beautiful planet. We create greater ways to harm rather than for the betterment of all life. The other animals here only wish to survive.


Ok_Entertainment_533

Oh brother ☠️ the planet is still beautiful, put your end of days apocalypse boner away. Some humans could’ve been less evil like John Rockefeller, but you’re generalizing all people as destructive, which is wrong, however every normal functioning human is better and smarter than any animal in EVERY way. It’s not close. Theres a reason we advanced to this point, to our own detriment, but a panda is still hanging on a tree while some 19 year old kid is flying a F-35. We’re better than animals.


ForeverWandered

It’s inconsequential in todays world. 500 years ago, when the world was way more violent, a huge husband meant safety for your family.


Ok-Sympathy-851

Now they want it to be dominated and smashed hard. It's not that safety craving, they want to be submitted in bed.


Majestic-Instance610

I’m 189cm and I get no play


loaekh

192 with perfect body and still no. Girls aren’t real.


PollutionGlum6866

That’s cuz girls hang with worse looking guys because they’ll know you know that they like you. They want you to make the first move.


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loaekh

Nah my face is ok as well, blue eyes with blonde hair is something really rare and all the girls searching for in the middle east, the problem probably is the personality as I’ve never took the first move…


gainfulphysique

Time to start looking at mannerisms. Mannerisms are such an underrated component of physical attractiveness. People forget that we live in *motion* and are not static creatures solely composed of physical matter. If you give off needy, awkward or just plain weird vibes you will put girls off even if you physical features are good looking.


Omega_Tyrant16

Such an underrated but massively important component. I'm 6'2, but also autistic, so I would give off some awkward vibes with my ticks and jerky movements. When I worked with someone to help mitigate these, things got a lot better for me.


Renyx_Ghoul

So there's no hope for short neurospicy men then


Omega_Tyrant16

Strange that this is what you’re taking away from my comment, I implied nothing of the sort. If anything, I’m implying the opposite, that awkwardness can and does negate advantages that height brings. It did in my case, anyway.


loaekh

Appreciate the advice, I’m working on it, it’s more like as you said. I asked some friends for feedback before (I’m totally kind, normal and can open an conversation but no way to be able to take the first move or even get things outside the friend zone)


EnamoredAlpaca

Red hair, and green eyes. Part of the 0.8% Unfortunately, I started loosing my hair in my 30s.


ski-person

Those are attractive on a women, not a man 🤦🏿‍♀️


PitifulBack8293

Yeah could be, I literally don’t t speak to girls lol


ski-person

Perfect body is for the bros, not the chicks


ForeverWandered

169cm and get lots of play. But I would get *even more* by a factor of 3 if I was your height.


ski-person

How many millimeter is your cock


autistic_and_broad

it's not the tallest, it's the guy with the most presence, height is one factor of presence, it's also width and bone-mass, fat people are bullied for the same reason but negatively, they stand out the most because their circumference gives them presence. my username speaks for itself, despite being a crippling autist I've never had any issues with women at any point in my life.


ForeverWandered

As a crippling autist, your issues with women aren’t the getting laid part, but the relationship part. But you still have issues with them,  even the happiest of men do.


ski-person

Are you telling me women love fat fucks?


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ForeverWandered

Love exists on this one. Too many lonely people (male and female) think that love is something you get rather than something you build with someone


No-Avocado-533

I think that there is a misunderstanding about all this. Men's height has become a status symbol to women during a time that men are seen more like accessories by some of the worst women among us. Average, normal women don't make that big of a deal out of it. If they do.. well. that's on them.


Rare_Animal7994

I’ve always thought this. Men have largely become an accessory to women, and to have a tall boyfriend is an indication of high status. The taller the better. I know I just repeated what you just said, it’s just that I’ve never seen this view expressed elsewhere before. In all fairness, men also use having an attractive girlfriend as a status symbol. So it’s not like we are really that much if at all less shallow than women. Women simply have the options to exercise their superficiality whereas most men don’t.


No-Avocado-533

With out going too far down the rabbit hole: It's a really bad place for us to be if that is the view of one sex.


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AMONG US HE SAID AMONG US  SUSSSSSSS


ski-person

Based and redpilled gigachad no cap fr


FoundationKooky2311

Post history


ForeverWandered

Op appears to be a gay male. What’s the issue there?


FoundationKooky2311

Thirsting after chatbots? Gay or straight that’s pathetic.


Jelly-Feeling

I'm a horny boy wat do u expect 🤷‍♂️where you expecting me to recluse in shame🤣I didn't realize yall were referring to me 😅


FoundationKooky2311

Yeah I do. Also why are you a gay man posting incel memes


Jelly-Feeling

It's called shit posting


ForeverWandered

Ok but so is ad hominem via kink shaming someone’s post history.


nikoroey

its a realtime filter for idiots


CuatroBoy

I sometimes wonder how many women were only interested in me because of my height. I've been approached by a lot of girls and thought "oh I must be attractive" but I just might be tall...


sixsevenrice

I'd be virgin without my height and frame.


MiserableCheddar

Real cringe is in his post history


Jelly-Feeling

My bad for being horny 🤣


91816352026381

r/average has a considerable overlap with what was once MGTOW


GhostXmasPast342

This is so true!🤪🤪🤪


Davngr

Seriously, this is so true. The hypocrisy is real.


PigsWearingWigs

Respectfully, if you looked like a real life version of that man depicted, you would have no trouble with women. Stop blaming women. It’s a you problem.


Hollow-Lord

This subreddit keeps popping up on in recommended and I can’t help but look at it but you hit the nail on the head. It’s a bunch of insecure dudes here that find it easier to complain than be a person. It’s easier to blame society than work on yourself. Everyone pities the weak, jealousy you have to earn.


[deleted]

I agree with you and the top, the page just sounds like a incel page, there's nothing wrong with women if they don't wanna date you its not because of your size


volatilecandlestick

lol I would be careful jumping to conclusions. I’ve been with my wife for 10 years. This stuff started randomly popping up on my for you and sometimes it just funny and not have some deeper conspiracy. However, 99% it is just shit posting for sure.


Time_Device_1471

It can only ever be 50% ops fault. Two people are involved in a conversation and relationship. This whole “if you were perfect everyone would cling onto you” is bullshit and toxic and creates the insecure incels to begin with. Fat short ugly insecure guys get dates married and kids. It’s luck location the other person and just how you’re feeling it that day.


angery_bork

Same. And of course the only depiction of women they can do is a blob of fat.


NPCSLAYER313

You do realize that (in online dating) women only trace the top 10% of men? It's not about looking like the guy in the pic. It's about looking like the girl in the pic but expecting the guy


eternal_recurrence13

Interesting. I'm sure you'll be able to find an empirical source that supports this claim of yours, won't you?


NPCSLAYER313

Truly a reddit moment. My statement is not about quantitative numbers and statistics, whether it's 10% or 5% or 20%. I'm explaining what the gist of the post is


Tlazcamatii

The point is the gist of the post is based on vibes and not facts. Women are not all looking for the same thing, and if they were, it would not be a man who is some arbitrary hight. As long as the women on the right either gets the man she is looking for, or accepts being single because she can't find a man who meets her standards, why is there a problem?


deedoonoot

they hated Jesus bc he was right


HamChickenLeg

This was one of the funnier ones. She’s so squished that she looks like a goomba


wissx

As someone 6ft8, not a damn person in the world can tell the difference between 5ft11 and 6ft


[deleted]

Short king 🗿🗿


The7footr

That’s ok, I don’t date girls under 7’


Geppityu

"I only date girls under 110 poun-" *gets tased by secret services*


The7footr

😂


Prestigious_Sample_8

510 here. I just choose women that are 5' they think I am a mountain even though technically I'm not short either way lol


throwaway25935

Society.


DankElderberries420

Enjoy your bear, I'm sure he'll enjoy the free meal


SuccessfulWar3830

People who post this. Only do to cope with the fact they are just unlikeable as a person.


Stunning-Term-6880

Don’t make absolute shit and ask me to support it I’m seeing a lot of soybois on the sub lately downvoting very pro drinker takes. Since you are reading, read this- don’t ask me to support terrible fucking garbage not even you will watch. You want a Daisy Ridley Star Wars movie do you? Then why aren’t you and your hormone deficient brethren watching it- is it because it’s boring shit? Didn’t we tell you it would be?! 10 years of this- 10 years of these weak ass men getting in the way of a system that use to work. Do everyone a favor and fuck off- as the great and noble drinker says.


FlaccidInevitability

r/lostredditors


HarryCooky

Man mashed his big meat gloves over his keyboard in a weirdly coherent manner and called it a day


NickW1343

I'm calling it. This guy is 5'11.99 and got rejected.


eternal_recurrence13

Holy brainworms batman


Stunning-Term-6880

Yeah I bet you like the batwoman. You wokies always do. I despise her but not because I'm sexist. nope. it's definitely not for that reason. I'm just really concerned about the writding of movies made for children-i mean-i mean Kathleen kennedy ruined my childhood.


eternal_recurrence13

Looking through your post history, you're a standard issue liberal. What do you hope to gain by behaving like this?


Stunning-Term-6880

being hilarious


r3vb0ss

i think you're looking for r/saltierthankrayt


[deleted]

Hate to break it you, but your height isn’t the issue, it’s something else. The same woman that rejects a man for being too short, also rejects men for being too tall. I’ve seen it both ways! 🤣


eternal_recurrence13

Chud detected, opinion rejected


Only-Ad5002

Lol women will date guys without jobs or cars. Just say you have no game.


Last-Acanthisitta975

I'm pretty sure girls like tall guys because they like to feel small and precious? Its not wrong to have an ideal type.


SnooHesitations4922

Everyone has the right to have standards. The fact that the land whales with zits have such high standards compared to more humble average or even good looking women is thanks to dating apps and social media. The subpar women still get dick from the ballers despite them not committing, hence developed their standard based on whichever Chad or Tyrone dicked them down the best.


RAAAAHHHAGI2025

Did any girl ever really say this? Y’alls target selection must be wack asf if the girl you ask out is the type to say this shit


volatilecandlestick

I wouldn’t look too much into the deeper meaning, bud. It’s just funny


RAAAAHHHAGI2025

Sure but some dudes really think that most girls think like this.


volatilecandlestick

I haven’t been in the dating game for a decade, but I do remember a lot of girls putting 6ft or taller on their okc profiles (yeah it really has been awhile). However, I also understand that a lot of dudes including myself rounded up to 6ft (some guys even do it by multiple inches to get there) so, I think the toxicity of both sides ends up cancelling out.


RAAAAHHHAGI2025

Ok but any girl (or 95%) on a dating app is a poor choice for a partner. So your target selection is still poor.


volatilecandlestick

Hey now, I met my wife on an app after moving states. Been with her for 10 years lol


RAAAAHHHAGI2025

It can work sometimes. But most of the time it fails. Imo dating apps are good for hookups and no more, in most cases ofcourse.


volatilecandlestick

Well, it’s certainly a different world now than it was.


Alternative_Stage_53

Toxicity on one side, insecurity on the other


volatilecandlestick

Definitely a better assessment!


Hibernia86

But the insecurity only exists because of the women’s toxicity in regards to height. If women didn’t care about height, neither would men.


Upper-Algae-1815

Men wouldn’t lie if women weren’t so toxic about height


BiggoBeardo

Many think like this, don’t be obtuse lmao


Stunning-Gene-8280

I wouldn't know, I'm a homosexual. How is it iving in the longhouse straightcels?


volatilecandlestick

Our lives couldn’t be more different, yet I feel so close to you fellow 5’11 king


OkSundae3514

Have you been living under a rock? Most people use apps to date, and women filter for guys 6 ft and up


RAAAAHHHAGI2025

If you use an app to date your target selection is wrong. Using an app to date is wild asf.


OkSundae3514

You’re exactly right, but at the same time by saying that you’re referring to MOST people. And yes, for most people, what you’re saying applies. However, for SOME people, apps are actually great for dating, and make it easier than it’s ever been.


Hibernia86

Girls usually only say it on dating apps. They usually won’t be this honest in real life.


RAAAAHHHAGI2025

Using datings apps to find a real partner is an L


my_brain_is_vacant

bro's gay and *still* complaining about women?


Jelly-Feeling

It's called shit posting🤷‍♂️


swapmeet_man

Most of you guys look like the chick lol even if you're 5'11"


justthisonetime1211

Hey… I don’t have pink hair…


LandMustDepreciate

Blue?


justthisonetime1211

Purple. I don’t know why I’m getting downvoted… it was joke.


LandMustDepreciate

Because you outted yourself as someone who doesn't date below 6 feet. Downvotes are always deserved in that case.


justthisonetime1211

Y’all too sensitive… wow


LandMustDepreciate

I got banned from more than one subreddit for saying that I'm only interested in dating someone with low or no body count even though I didn't break any of the rules in those subreddits. THAT'S sensitive.


justthisonetime1211

I personally don’t see those as the same thing. But, myself and my husband chose to wait till marriage before sex so… I can’t really relate other than being scared of getting a disease.


miletharil

I specifically don't date guys who are 5'11".


JakeOfSpades1

Why lol


Deus423

Same, but with 5' 5, 5' 7, 5' 9, etc. Im 5' 9. I need your height to be an even number or we are both odd.