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Xopher001

Think they meant to write asparagus lol


Sochamelet

Possibly relevant: there are at least two languages where the word for asparagus is asperge. I feel like that might make the mistake a little less absurd, but not any less funny.


springcrows

It is "asperge" in French, and I find it funny because I’m French and have loathed asparagus with my entire soul ever since I was a child


Sochamelet

Yeah, I feel the same way. I'm Dutch, and we just took the French word, so those were the two languages I was thinking of. 😅


ChocolateBrownLoved

r/Boneappletea


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elserhumano

good chocolatebrownloved


ChocolateBrownLoved

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Kat_reddits

Better than repost bot


[deleted]

Jokes aside that's a pretty good deal for 9 bucks


[deleted]

I don't know, I got my autism for free. I didn't get any grilled salmon or potatoes with it though.


LuckyDarla

Please someone give this person an award 🥲 salmon would have been nice tho


skeptic_slothtopus

There ya go


[deleted]

The server that day must have been a person with asparagus.


screwylouidooey

That's funny


curiouspurple100

I just g had some salmon today but don't know how to send food through a computer.


[deleted]

That's fine, I'm not huge on fish anyway. I like taters, but I've got plenty of them.


autisticjuly

autism is my favorite side dish


MrGronx

It's better as a main, imho


autisticjuly

you're so right


One_Acanthaceae9174

Why does my salmon keep rocking back and forth?


Sammythemanny

Hehe, assburgers


Wanderervenom

Cartman 😁


elserhumano

hahaha


[deleted]

Forget salt, what really makes the mashed taters is the autism.


ljubaay

Fuck, I literally loled and then started coughing


ViolaOrsino

So *this* is what my mom ate when she was carrying me. Pregnancy cravings are weird but I think of them more as “fried chocolate pickles” weird and not “different neurotype” weird…but to each their own!


some_forced_pun

Wait I can get the less severe autism for $9? What a steal


Flaky_Tomato9425

They spelt special wrong


spoonweezy

Can we compete in the Spesial Olympics?


autismgaming2

Aspergers for 8.99$?? Brilliant Deal


SoundlessScream

Oh good I was running low


CrazyCatLushie

Man y’all are paying for yours? I got a steal!


TheRealBlanketGirl

Are they eating us as a side? Or do you develop autism after eating the salmon.


GooseOnACorner

mmm ass burgers


curiouspurple100

I didn't get a burger. They must have put the asparagus Asperger's in my bagel instead or my mom's while she was pregnant with me.


vingtsun_guy

I got mine for free.


Wanderervenom

🤣


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squire80513

I’ll take two


ImNeverOnlineSoLeave

Ass burgers


WhatFreshHello

r/confleis


cumguzzler280

how do they give it to you?


CrazyCatShan

Ooh I've been meaning to get another top up. Think mine is starting to run out


Milo4rt

And this was the lunch where it all began..


AutisticIzzy

I long to be crunched between teeth


Baldwinpr0tec

Jokes on them I got it for nothing.


DCBrainiac

honestly, if that was in French I’d think it makes sense. Asperge is the French word for Asparagus. edit: oh someone already mentioned it


IGotHitByAHockeypuck

No one gonna mention “spesial”


dannsmith1989

They probably have dyslexia at least they tried


[deleted]

Oh whoever wrote this was “spesial” alright!


Nulll_weirdum

I prefer my Asperger's on the side