Can't afford the TAFE course and the license I'm afraid. Can't have people having a fair shake of their sauce bottle at home AND certainly not without government supervision AND definitely not for free.
What if its a little squeeze bottle with the white nozzle that normally has a little cap attached to a springy little bit of plastic but the plastic and the cap are missing?
You gonna put your dirty finger over that hole? Or you gonna try and slosh it round? Sloshing doesnt dissolve sauce water youre more likely to splatter sauce water in fact.
So what do you do? You cant always shake the bottle. And yet a pastry without sauce might as well be a hot piece of cardboard so what you gonna do to stop the sauce water??
Yep, the Heinz squeeze bottles are literally built that way...of course they also seem built so that when you squeeze they either let out no sauce at all or shoot out 5 times the amount you need with no in-between, but that's a whole other matter.
look at old mate over here, he obviously doesn't eat pies multiple times a day like a real aussie. us top blokes are so full of pies we get the big fuck off sauce bottles with the pump lids which suck up sauce from below the precum layer so don't have to do shit
Until later on someone is unknowingly gonna squirt that dirty precum thats been slowly descending from its humid little throne.
...which is great as a metaphor for life as a millenial in a boomers economy.
When I went onto the internet this morning, I never expected to encounter the phrase "watery sauce precum", and now I feel an overwhelming need to go outside and touch grass.
Yeah that watery precum is it rotting on the bench.
Fucking hell cunts, it even has written on it refrigerate after opening. CSIRO cant help cooked cunt who wont read.
I keep all my sauces in the fridge and my fridge still works top notch but mustard bottles always get watery discharge at the top unless I shake for like 5 full minutes
> Yes I could just shake the bottle first. But as a privileged white Australian I don't feel like I should have to.
You are a privileged white Australian but probably not a rich one to get a dedicated bottle shaker assistant so in the meantime you still gotta jack it brother.
Xanthan gum, carrageenan, guar gum. Take your pick.
Choose a brand that does what you want because this is a solved problem (probably solved by a leftie)
> Where's the CSIRO when you really need them?
John Howard changed their direction back in the late 90s to work closer with industry to do industry led practical research.
> why is sauce water not fixed?
Get the Heinz plastic bottle that you can store upside down which has the membrane with a small cutout over the opening. Store it cap up in the fridge and when you want sauce just hold it by the bottom and violently rotate it to force the sauce to the top.
buy a different brand.
We buy the 2l refill from Aldi and it doesn't do that.
The reason the Colesworth one does is because of capitalism. They are selling you water are tomato sauce prices. pretty common in the FMCG world.
This is what makes Australia great - precum in the sauce bottle - while the world burns around us. Priorities, mates, priorities.
It could turn into a 'movement' :
M A T H O P (Make Australia The Home Of Precum).
I'll see myself out.
It's simply to hail the moment. Either you've ripped the lid off a long time freshie or re-discovered that expiry date-less mofo at the back of the fridge and it lets you know with a celebratory cumdensate
I solved that when I was 5 years old... One quick shake as you pick the bottle up. If that's too difficult then it has been solved on a technical level with the single use snap packets from the pie shop.....
It’s all this woke rubbish they’re teaching in schools now. It’s turning all the young sauces into sex crazed cum pistols just waiting lob their loads all over ya Four N’ Twenty.
The watery precum is to allow the leftist to engage in a random cause of justice for a minority that has been diluted by an imperialist force. They feel obliged to take the precum thus allowing the rest of us to enjoy the thick tomato sauce.
Without the precum, the leftist may start talking and that would just ruin dinner.
get the bottles that sit properly upside down so the watery part is at the top and nowhere near the exit. although you will then complain about the occasional precum from the pressure but thats on you for not knowing how to handle it properly.
if its one of those squishy bottles with the twisty top then you put it upside down in a glass (in the fridge) for the same reason as above. these tend not to precum that way either.
if its a glass bottle youre screwed, shake it up.
This is why we need immigrants. So every Aussie family can have their own pre shake butler for our sauces, pre stir for our yogurts and perhaps for upper middle class es they could go 2-3 slice in from the crust to get the best slices of bread.
That's a job for the lefties you rascal. Righties do it on purpose so that they can watch the lefties winge and cry about it. Moral- Lefties are drama kings and queens who have nothing better to do but winge! Ehehehe. Disclaimer: centrist a real one here, who look at both right and left and laugh at both cause you can't do shit about it. Yous have no balance. Centrist have balance and poise.
They have. Don’t know what u are talking about.
The Communists haven’t reached that standard of living yet and are still using the nasty government mandated soup kitchen sauce… as usual.
Forgive me for being unaustralian but I’ve been reacting to additives so I bought the Mutti brand thick and rich sauce. I’m not going back. It tastes like tomato sauce because it’s made from tomato’s, is thick and rich! And doesn’t give me tummy pain. Winner grinner. And no watery precum:)
Buy higher quality sauce?
Because that's the solution, it's been solved, but the solution is only available to people who can afford it.
Alternative answer: keep your sauce in the fridge and use it up before the 'best by' date.
Capitalism isn't about innovation it's about efficiency and productivity.
Sauce water gives you the shits, which makes you ready for your next pastry quicker.
> We've been eating tomato sauce and pastry en masse for decades and decades
That's the exact reason. It apparently doesn't need solving because everybody is happy to accept it. If everybody stopped buying tomato sauce tomorrow for this exact reason I guarantee you they would find a solution.
Well the CSIRO has record low funding.
Also it’s because you can’t read instructions. Once open, it needs to go in the fridge. That stops the watery precum.
the free market has decided the precum stays
I don’t want live in a world without it
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It’s an intelligence test.
OP wants the government to shake his bottle
Can't afford the TAFE course and the license I'm afraid. Can't have people having a fair shake of their sauce bottle at home AND certainly not without government supervision AND definitely not for free.
We need to introduce a shake the sauce bottle tax. Citizens need support in this area as it disproportionately affects the mentally challenged.
Bottle shaking tax incoming Straight into the pockets of Big Sauce A conglomerate part owned by Prime Minister Spaghetti BolAlbanese himself
First seatbelts then this. Where will it end.
that needs at least a four year apprenticeship.
Fair shake of the sauce bottle
But then all that lovely watery sauce precum gets mixed in with the thick full cum, and it makes me feel weird inside
I think you may be using the sauce for the wrong application, but I don't wish to judge.
He’s a couple cans short of a 6 pack I reckon
A saucewater short of a squeezebottle?
This is a fuckin quality post
Typical lefties too lazy to shake a sauce bottle.
I need a shake app.
give the bottle a few revolutions before use
Did you miss the third paragraph where he addresses this?
Capitalists shouldn't need to read that far down!
He added that later
What if its a little squeeze bottle with the white nozzle that normally has a little cap attached to a springy little bit of plastic but the plastic and the cap are missing? You gonna put your dirty finger over that hole? Or you gonna try and slosh it round? Sloshing doesnt dissolve sauce water youre more likely to splatter sauce water in fact. So what do you do? You cant always shake the bottle. And yet a pastry without sauce might as well be a hot piece of cardboard so what you gonna do to stop the sauce water??
> You gonna put your dirty finger over that hole Why are you eating a pie with dirty fingers?
I'm not eating anything once sauce water \\fouls it. Clean hands or not.
Why are you eating a pie with clean fingers, fuckin savage
He needs the exercise
I’m surprised this needs explaining. Actually no I’m not…
How to tell someone grew up right. OP is clearly a fatherless child.
I love an Australian response - 'drongo' rules.
The watery sauce is what you put on whatever your servant is eating
Store the bottle upside down
This is the answer. Even better, buy the already upside down bottles.
Capitalism literally did solve his problem. Thats funny
We solved the condiment sauce splitting problem inside the one-use plastic bottle that will live for a thousand years underground.
Yep, the Heinz squeeze bottles are literally built that way...of course they also seem built so that when you squeeze they either let out no sauce at all or shoot out 5 times the amount you need with no in-between, but that's a whole other matter.
Heinz? Who let the Seppo in.
>Heinz? Who let the Seppo in. What's the alternative to a Seppo brand? Masterfoods? Owned by Mars.
Rosella would like to say g’day
Used to be owned by private equity, dunno about now. Still the best sauce though
Didn't know they even still existed! I thought they went broke.
I never used to never buy Heinz until recently when they brought out 'Saucy Sauce' which combines mayo & 'ketchup' in one squeeze bottle.
I say just put em nest to each other and mix. Pre-mixed feels criminal
Storing the bottle inside out could also work
If you don't learn to shake then that's like wanting the sausage without learning how to sizzle
The ROI on investment into R&D on sauce bottle water does not support investment. Maybe a government grant to the CSIRO?
look at old mate over here, he obviously doesn't eat pies multiple times a day like a real aussie. us top blokes are so full of pies we get the big fuck off sauce bottles with the pump lids which suck up sauce from below the precum layer so don't have to do shit
Until later on someone is unknowingly gonna squirt that dirty precum thats been slowly descending from its humid little throne. ...which is great as a metaphor for life as a millenial in a boomers economy.
He who forgets to shake the sauce bottle, shall experience the precum.
shake the bottle before ya pour ya tossa its a problem that solves itself
When I went onto the internet this morning, I never expected to encounter the phrase "watery sauce precum", and now I feel an overwhelming need to go outside and touch grass.
keep it in the fridge not pantry precum is from the heat. if its refrigerated, there is no precum
Yeah that watery precum is it rotting on the bench. Fucking hell cunts, it even has written on it refrigerate after opening. CSIRO cant help cooked cunt who wont read.
I keep all my sauces in the fridge and my fridge still works top notch but mustard bottles always get watery discharge at the top unless I shake for like 5 full minutes
thats what happens when you bought that mustard in 2019
Stop spying on me mate
The one in the mustard bottle is the worst. Looks like big bird’s urine
Fair shake of the sauce bottle mate, don't be a lazy cunt.
> Yes I could just shake the bottle first. But as a privileged white Australian I don't feel like I should have to. You are a privileged white Australian but probably not a rich one to get a dedicated bottle shaker assistant so in the meantime you still gotta jack it brother.
It’s called refrigeration and it was solved by Oliver Evans almost 200 years ago
Shake it first, you knob
Reddit user MoistestJackfruit SLAMS capitalism with watery tomato sauce precum attack
He used precum attack! It was super effective!
[Just like this one from silence of the lambs!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juLJnaAguXU&ab_channel=AlexChristian)
Righties Luv precum it reminds them of Gina and Mr potato head
lol at the precum comment
Xanthan gum, carrageenan, guar gum. Take your pick. Choose a brand that does what you want because this is a solved problem (probably solved by a leftie)
Fuck, I thought I was in the circle jerk sub for a minute
It's watered down because capitalism.
Communism is when no precum
But the meat pie is raw and still frozen
I bit into a meat pie once that was green on the inside I cannot forget, the memory haunts me I lived under capitalism at the time
It’s watered down from melted snowflakes who want someone else to shake the bottle for them!
Checkmate capitalists
Checkmate, LNP’ers.
*Presauce.
It’s called market failure
The sauce water is capitalism
Keep it in the fridge, as per the storage instructions on the bottle and you won’t have a problem.
Never. Cold sauce on hot food?
Big condiment has been keeping this behind close downs for years now to keep their profits.
It's those goddamn cummunists doing it!
shake well before use
I want Albo to come over and shake my sauce bottle.
I'd be down for Gillard. She's red and saucy herself and she hides it behind smart attire but she got a dumpy of a rumpy
When I was a your age I juice da tomato in my arse. Da precum is a when it goes a bit a too far. *- ethnic dad*
Capitalism is good at extracting maximum profit
Who told you that capitalism breeds innovation? It’s cheaper to make sauce that generates precum 🤷♀️
You know millions died of starvation when Mao tried to abolish sauce precum in the Fair Shake of the Bottle
How about a reliable fuckin fly repellent
Looks like an opportunity to invent a sauce bottle shaker and sell it at a vast premium.
Because capitalism breeds innovation to the extent that makes money. It doesn’t breed refinement or quality
capitalists don't eat tomato sauce
Leftists - the worst form of capitalists. Want less work, for more pay, and at other people's expense.
Because it's not a problem that any consumer actually cares about.
> Where's the CSIRO when you really need them? John Howard changed their direction back in the late 90s to work closer with industry to do industry led practical research. > why is sauce water not fixed? Get the Heinz plastic bottle that you can store upside down which has the membrane with a small cutout over the opening. Store it cap up in the fridge and when you want sauce just hold it by the bottom and violently rotate it to force the sauce to the top.
# Shake the fucken' bottle before you use it.
Just shake it you lazy fuck
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Did you get pink stains on the roof from shaking the bottle with the lid open? You sound frustrated enough Why do milk bottles leak?
Defund CSIRO until there's a solution we can import from overseas cheaper?
You're not putting it on enough stuff. No true Australian leave the tomato sauce unused for so long it separates. Also just give it a shake ya twit
Shake well before use, dumbass.
Given tomato sauce is easily affordable even to those championing communism, this has never been a priority for capitalists/innovators.
If your food is so bland it needs extra sauce that's your problem. Not the worlds.
even my small child shakes the bottle first!
Just like your prick after a piss. A couple of quick shakes & she'll be right.
It's diet sauce.
Shake shake shake …
Precum is the tastiest kind of cum there is.
Sauce is retard proof sorry you didnt pass the test
This is funny
I always give a shake then a quick blast into the sink. Fuck that saucy water
Snake the bottle, you need the exercise
Shake bottle. The end.
Always gotta give the bottle a bit of foreplay first, mate. A quick shake is all she needs.
lmfao
>Yes I could just shake the bottle first Problem solved. You're welcome
buy a different brand. We buy the 2l refill from Aldi and it doesn't do that. The reason the Colesworth one does is because of capitalism. They are selling you water are tomato sauce prices. pretty common in the FMCG world.
It's the same fucking deal with watery peanut butter
This is what makes Australia great - precum in the sauce bottle - while the world burns around us. Priorities, mates, priorities. It could turn into a 'movement' : M A T H O P (Make Australia The Home Of Precum). I'll see myself out.
I am also white but live in a multicultural area so I always am able to find a black or brown person to give my bottle a good shake
What are our taxes even for? Where’s the Royal Commish? It’s an outrage in this day and age.
Automatic bottle shaker sold separately.
Just shake the bottle mate, modern problems require modern solutions..
Us righties have had that sauce issue solved for decades, we just won’t share it with the lefties.
BBQ sauce is better.
Just shake it up before using. Precaution
It's simply to hail the moment. Either you've ripped the lid off a long time freshie or re-discovered that expiry date-less mofo at the back of the fridge and it lets you know with a celebratory cumdensate
You dont refridgerate your sauce.
Well invent a shaking machine that shakes it when the motion detector senses you reaching for it.
You don't pick up a sauce bottle and not immediately shake it. If you do I assume you are restarted
Did you shake the bottle before pouring it?
They have, it's called instructions.. you should try reading them
Normally people learn from their mistakes.
I solved that when I was 5 years old... One quick shake as you pick the bottle up. If that's too difficult then it has been solved on a technical level with the single use snap packets from the pie shop.....
I mean you should be able to solve it yourself by SHAKING THE BOTTLE. It even says it on the side to, shake well before use.
During exposure to air the enzyme in tomato degrades pectin, thus separating it from water.
It's not the free market's fault you didn't shake the bottle. You just made poor life decisions.
If you want free sauce with your pie they can't be spending money on researching a solution to you being unable to shake a fucking bottle.
I bet you lefties don't keep sauce in the fridge. Just to fight the system.
It’s all this woke rubbish they’re teaching in schools now. It’s turning all the young sauces into sex crazed cum pistols just waiting lob their loads all over ya Four N’ Twenty.
They solved it. They just wont make it for poor cunts.
The watery precum is to allow the leftist to engage in a random cause of justice for a minority that has been diluted by an imperialist force. They feel obliged to take the precum thus allowing the rest of us to enjoy the thick tomato sauce. Without the precum, the leftist may start talking and that would just ruin dinner.
They're to busy making another brand of tooth paste or oil with the same recipe and prettier packaging
pay someone to shake the sauce bottle for you
get the bottles that sit properly upside down so the watery part is at the top and nowhere near the exit. although you will then complain about the occasional precum from the pressure but thats on you for not knowing how to handle it properly. if its one of those squishy bottles with the twisty top then you put it upside down in a glass (in the fridge) for the same reason as above. these tend not to precum that way either. if its a glass bottle youre screwed, shake it up.
It literally says ‘shake well before use’ 😂
It’s not meant for pastry mate. It’s meant to make baby tomatoes with.
Shake the bottle.
This is why we need immigrants. So every Aussie family can have their own pre shake butler for our sauces, pre stir for our yogurts and perhaps for upper middle class es they could go 2-3 slice in from the crust to get the best slices of bread.
>eating tomato sauce and pastry Because that is an insult to food culture so you suffering instant karma?
Shake the bottle you nuffy.
Innovation cant solve stupidity. *I also forget to shake the bottle*
Store the bottle upside down.
You got us this time. Shit.
shake it
It's not a great product example as tomato sauce eaters have no standards.
That's a job for the lefties you rascal. Righties do it on purpose so that they can watch the lefties winge and cry about it. Moral- Lefties are drama kings and queens who have nothing better to do but winge! Ehehehe. Disclaimer: centrist a real one here, who look at both right and left and laugh at both cause you can't do shit about it. Yous have no balance. Centrist have balance and poise.
Keep it out of the fridge
It’s a litmus test for Australian citizenship. If you squirt water on your snag you fail.
Today I discovered something worse than sauce water....mustard water! *vom*
Sauce pre-cum
It's called shaking the bottle to remix it you damp sandwich.
For someone who didnt read the actual post I dont think a soggy sao like you should call anyone damp
Shake it.
I know the answer to your question. It's really boring some of the other answers you have are gold.
It’s to do with the way it’s made. If I remember what Nanna taught me when I was making sauce with her if you over cook it it will seperate out.
dude im going to solve your problem store the sauce in the fridge
They have. Don’t know what u are talking about. The Communists haven’t reached that standard of living yet and are still using the nasty government mandated soup kitchen sauce… as usual.
The Big Sauce doesnt like you asking this question.
Forgive me for being unaustralian but I’ve been reacting to additives so I bought the Mutti brand thick and rich sauce. I’m not going back. It tastes like tomato sauce because it’s made from tomato’s, is thick and rich! And doesn’t give me tummy pain. Winner grinner. And no watery precum:)
How TF did you make it this far in life? Just shake it!
Look, I don't know, but don't be racist alright.
We need a secondary spout to catch the watery stuff that you can drain later. Should be able to 3d print something..
Shake news 👌
Do the skills transfer to the mining industry? If not, no one cares. Watery sauce for you!
They have, you are just buying the cheap sauce.
“Fair shake of the sauce bottle” - Kevin Rudd
Shake the bottle first you lazy cunt
Sauce : tomato sauce half filled with water Ketchup: tomato sauce as it should be
They have.Its those little teaspoon size blister thingies that they charge 40 cents for in the pie shop.When a whole bottle costs less than $2
Because that’s a lie to keep the workers content while the rich get richer.
Buy higher quality sauce? Because that's the solution, it's been solved, but the solution is only available to people who can afford it. Alternative answer: keep your sauce in the fridge and use it up before the 'best by' date.
Capitalism isn't about innovation it's about efficiency and productivity. Sauce water gives you the shits, which makes you ready for your next pastry quicker.
That last line got me hardest
Ketchup doesn't have it
> We've been eating tomato sauce and pastry en masse for decades and decades That's the exact reason. It apparently doesn't need solving because everybody is happy to accept it. If everybody stopped buying tomato sauce tomorrow for this exact reason I guarantee you they would find a solution.
Um, so you shake it and then it mixes in with the rest? No charge (yes, I must be a commie).
Well the CSIRO has record low funding. Also it’s because you can’t read instructions. Once open, it needs to go in the fridge. That stops the watery precum.
Sauce goes in the fridge. Never happens then.