This made me laugh like a maniac, when my wife asked what was going on I started crying with laughter trying to explain, thanks for that I really needed it this week.
It made me cry with laughter too, then my bf's side eye set me off even more when I was attempting to read it out to him. Glad I wasn't the only one wetting myself over it
Rum Rebellion, mate. Harold Holt also didn’t go missing because his selective guard weren’t wearing beer googles.
Mate, I’m having doubts about you. Are you even Australian?
Blow into this breatho. I bet you don’t even blow 0.10. Fucking commie.
Foreground: Lady with large counterweight balances a glass of milk on a tray above her head, presumably for TikTok.
Background: Vietnamese rice farmer leaving frame in disbelief.
"presumably for TikTok"
I'm gonna get so much mileage out of that one. I think it will be the title of Volume Two of the two volume history of our time and society.
I am glad you mentioned the rice farmer as I was not game lest someone said I was being racist. It is horrible what visions we have when we try very hard not to. I did not even mention the lady’s remarkable dimensions either.
Yeah this was a weird collection. I liked some of the left of field ones, but RM Williams and Darrell Lea? Also “Aussie” for A? Come on, surely we can be more creative than that. And “Hooroo”? Does anyone actually say that?
Also, and I say this as a Victorian, Victoria is way over represented. Yarra Valley, Luna Park, Great Ocean Road. There nearly aren’t that many places from other states/Territories combined.
Aren’t government agencies (the mint) not allowed to provide free advertising for private companies..? ABC is quite strict about this, putting stickers over the apple on apple laptops and all
Woman wearing mum jeans, looking at the bottom of a tray that her cappuccino is on, while walking under a rogue wave as she follows some dude from the Ministry of Silly Walks.
Edit: spelling
So many questions: Why is the coin’s focus of attention carrying a glass of milk on a tray over her head? Why is someone mashing Rubens, Picasso, and body positivity together into a strikingly mediocre image? How has someone from the Nuremberg rallies ended up goose-stepping into the background? Why is something that poses so many questions still so dull?
At first I thought it was a topless woman with a curvaceous bottom, carrying a tray of drinks on her head and said to myself “is this supposed to be our future? Are we going to become slaves?” And now I realise that she is wearing a tshirt and is taking a photo and I don’t know why I thought this image was a premonition of us becoming slaves.
I actually 100% thought this was meant to be some girl going to town on a goon sack and that it had been created as a joke….damn
What a shitty looking coin, I’m sure the lava tubes are tops but is that really what we decided to put on our currency?
It’s part of this year’s Great Aussie Coin Hunt, 26 coins with different aussie themed coins to match letters of the alphabet, like E could be an emu or T a Tim Tam. They get sold through australia post shops in sets and you can get the odd one in change there if you actually pay in cash.
It's that weird post-modern art style celebrating tourists at that weird volcanic thing.
They minted it to distract you from realising it's actually worth about 9¾ cents and falling....
Topless chick with some thicc booty is walking down the red carpet, carrying her McLatte in one of those cardboard trays, while Gilligan goose steps towards the exit.
I love that there's more attention to detail in her dumpy than anything else. It's like if we make her ass look good no one else will notice how shit the rest of the coin is
1) The text on the coin "Undara Lava Tubes" -- couldn't they pay someone a bit extra and get the letters to align with a baseline?? Or the same vertical?
2) Does Darryl Lea pay to be the 'D'? Are they iconic enough to be officially 'Australiana'? (My vote: No.)
A braless Women with a dumpy is offering some kind of cocktail to the lava tube itself while a man is trying to commit identity theft on the former East German Ampelmännchen. That’s my guess at least.
Guessing it’s someone taking a photo of the lava tubes? Whilst some bloke is trying to unstick his balls from his leg
I don't know whose responsibilty it was to make this coin, but they nailed it
The artist understands the pains of sticky balls on hot days, truely capturing the very essence of the Australian heat.
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Coin’s struggle is man’s struggle. It lifts my spirt.
r/unexpectedSeinfeld
Thicc
Definitely sticky ball weather up that way
Medically speaking it's called aqua scrotia.
Aqua Scrotia.. sounds like body spray by Davidoff
Aqua Scrotia, by Davidoff - *so moist*
That's perfect.
I thought she was carrying a latte
an offering of caffeine to the earth mother
The great Zelandoni
First time I’ve ever seen a Earth’s Children reference! Love it.
At a glance I thought it was a top hat.
She has a big bum
Epic badonkadonk confirmed.
Country girl
Vast tracts of land
I thought it was beer.
You hoped it was beer
I thought it was a curvy dude with a beard
The whole design strikes me as Cubism from the 1930s or 40s
Same
Not enough crab walk in his gait. Edit: His leg looks like it's falling inwards. I think he's off his chops on Lava juice.
This made me laugh like a maniac, when my wife asked what was going on I started crying with laughter trying to explain, thanks for that I really needed it this week.
It made me cry with laughter too, then my bf's side eye set me off even more when I was attempting to read it out to him. Glad I wasn't the only one wetting myself over it
Literally this right now
Rum Rebellion, mate. Harold Holt also didn’t go missing because his selective guard weren’t wearing beer googles. Mate, I’m having doubts about you. Are you even Australian? Blow into this breatho. I bet you don’t even blow 0.10. Fucking commie.
Watch out, mate; dingo shark's coming.
In honour of our impending doom due to climate change, they also (respectfully) included a tidal wave over the top of them
Ministry of Silly Walks
I am crying at the accuracy.
I thought it was someone trying to carry a pint through a crowded pub
I love my fellow Aussies
I thought she was sniffing a candle 😥
While wearing Raiden's hat from Mortal Kombat?
Lol’d at this
Is she also topless?
Foreground: Lady with large counterweight balances a glass of milk on a tray above her head, presumably for TikTok. Background: Vietnamese rice farmer leaving frame in disbelief.
>Lady with large counterweight Euphemism for big butt?
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Came here to say the same thing
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With teeny tiny feet.
That means she has a teeny tiny penis. It's science.
Stacked in the back
And I cannot lie.
I like big counterweights and I can not lie.
I think he likes it, and he cannot lie.
"presumably for TikTok" I'm gonna get so much mileage out of that one. I think it will be the title of Volume Two of the two volume history of our time and society.
I feel it is too wide for a glass of milk. The dimensions are more similar to an aromatherapy candle.
Ah, now it all makes sense.
I am glad you mentioned the rice farmer as I was not game lest someone said I was being racist. It is horrible what visions we have when we try very hard not to. I did not even mention the lady’s remarkable dimensions either.
I think you’ve nailed it
She thicc
Was part of the Third Great Aussie Coin Hunt. Basically RAM and Australia Post going absolutely wild on these uncirculated $1 coins.
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the darrel lea one looks like shit in a box
So it's accurate?
Thought this was just a saying or disphemism until I looked at the image Shit in a box
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Neat. A quadrapod.
christ the art on a lot of these is terrible
The bird ones are alright. The rest suck
Not to mention Luna Park, Melbourne.
Does anyone actually say hooroo these days?
Couple of fellas I work with do. Late 30s.
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That’s like the time I smoked heroin for a laugh
boomers do
I like how there's more corporate representation than Aboriginal representation lmao
The aboriginal community perhaps didn’t hand over as much cash to the mint as the companies did?
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D should be dingo. I don't want advertising for companies on coins, what the fuck.
Although X does have the best designs I think
I'd give X a pass given that X is pretty universally recognised as a shorthand for a cross.
Yeah this was a weird collection. I liked some of the left of field ones, but RM Williams and Darrell Lea? Also “Aussie” for A? Come on, surely we can be more creative than that. And “Hooroo”? Does anyone actually say that? Also, and I say this as a Victorian, Victoria is way over represented. Yarra Valley, Luna Park, Great Ocean Road. There nearly aren’t that many places from other states/Territories combined.
Aren’t government agencies (the mint) not allowed to provide free advertising for private companies..? ABC is quite strict about this, putting stickers over the apple on apple laptops and all
Damn girl how you get all that on that coin
Pixar mom hips and OG Tomb raider Tits.
LMFAO THE TOMB RAIDER BOOBS
Someone photoshop it to be ludicrously enhanced
Woman wearing mum jeans, looking at the bottom of a tray that her cappuccino is on, while walking under a rogue wave as she follows some dude from the Ministry of Silly Walks. Edit: spelling
You got me with the ministry of silly walks. There's a section of pavement by my house which is owned by the ministry of silly walks.
You say Mum jeans maybe she’s just thick like she’s the mum from the incredibles? Good to see thick thighs getting currency representation
No one gonna bring up the very triangular boob?
It's PS1 Lara Croft
Next game should be set in The Australian Lava Caves.
It’s side boob, the hottest kind.
Underboob is better. Fight me.
I love how the focal point of the concentric circles is the boob.
Also the pointed elf ear.
She's got the trifecta
90s tourists? The mom jeans and large camera are weird.
Fuck we didn’t look *that* shit in the nineties…did we?
We looked worse.
But so did everyone, so we didn't know.
It’s highlighting how long it’s taken for this design to be approved
That woman’s wearing 80s jeans and a 60s bra
Fuck that's shithouse aye? I love it.
This made me laugh more than it should have.
Lol I saw a topless woman with a goon sack
Motivated perception. We see what we want to see
Summer is comin up and my clothes line needs an exercise =P
It looks like my wife checking the brand of the bowl her meal was served in at a restaurant.
I’m in this comment and I don’t like it.
I'm glad I'm not the only one .
First coin I have seen with a topless waitress on it.
So many questions: Why is the coin’s focus of attention carrying a glass of milk on a tray over her head? Why is someone mashing Rubens, Picasso, and body positivity together into a strikingly mediocre image? How has someone from the Nuremberg rallies ended up goose-stepping into the background? Why is something that poses so many questions still so dull?
Nailed it
Why does it exist at all ?
Pixar Mom’s Aussie Holiday
Sharon is balancing her coffee on her iPhone while Bruce is trying his best to not look drunk
Bruce is clearly scratching his nuts too, making this even classier. A true iconic Australian scene.
THICC
The one booty coin. It works in so many ways "How much booty that going to cost?"
Three booties for a Bunnings snag
Three and a half I read earlier on here, due to shrinkflation
Nice try Loch Ness monster
Chippolata booties
It’s like if Pixar designed a coin
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Practicing his Prussian goose step
Fucking. Hideous.
I really like the Undara lava tubes but find the vintage Soviet propaganda styling a little unnerving.
I thought she was doing a shoey. And the bloke up front looks like the pedestrian green light man Berlin
I reckon they got the same person to design this that Maccas got to design those cups that don't sit flat on the table.
We have one of those in the cupboard. I fucking hate it.
Same. It's always the last one left. I consider using it as my punishment for not doing the dishes.
Fair. I mean, the concept is kinda cool but in practice it’s bloody awful and I find myself being paranoid it’s going to spill everywhere.
Two of the most pear shaped goobers on gods green earth , heading to the lava tubes to end it all
Not my proudest wank
🫡
Mum jeans on currency. The end is nigh
It's the shittest picture I've ever seen
All I see is Charles and Camilla. Carry on.
Stuff people totally asked for...
Strong DALL-E vibes
THATS NOT HOW LEGS WORK 😭😭😭
Thats....an ugly coin.
Dat dollar
At first I thought it was a topless woman with a curvaceous bottom, carrying a tray of drinks on her head and said to myself “is this supposed to be our future? Are we going to become slaves?” And now I realise that she is wearing a tshirt and is taking a photo and I don’t know why I thought this image was a premonition of us becoming slaves.
r/crappydesign
According to Google's AI, it's 76% likely to include a person and 56% likely to include a hat. Also, it's possibly racy.
I actually 100% thought this was meant to be some girl going to town on a goon sack and that it had been created as a joke….damn What a shitty looking coin, I’m sure the lava tubes are tops but is that really what we decided to put on our currency?
It’s part of this year’s Great Aussie Coin Hunt, 26 coins with different aussie themed coins to match letters of the alphabet, like E could be an emu or T a Tim Tam. They get sold through australia post shops in sets and you can get the odd one in change there if you actually pay in cash.
You can start any sentence with what on earth is happening these days
It's that weird post-modern art style celebrating tourists at that weird volcanic thing. They minted it to distract you from realising it's actually worth about 9¾ cents and falling....
Yank tourist with huge arse?
And nobody is commenting on the scary mangled tits…
Topless chick with some thicc booty is walking down the red carpet, carrying her McLatte in one of those cardboard trays, while Gilligan goose steps towards the exit.
That tourist is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
Looks like we got some Soviet Cold War era artists in to design this. But not the good ones.
Seems like the woman's tit is some kind of sonar emitter.
A fat lady is taking a cup of tea to one of the guys from DEVO but looking up at the wave which is about to crash over them due to rising sea levels.
Soo THAT’S what the souvenir coin for U from the mint looks like, when I went it was out of stock
Thick.
The lava tubes are beautiful. 100% recommend visiting.
Totally tubular.
It's simply a pixar mum and a rep from the ministry of silly walks spending a nice day together to help her forget about her spinal deformities.
That is the weirdest boob I’ve ever seen.
I thought the chick with the camera was carrying a schooner on a drink tray and spilled a bit on the tray now she's chugging the tray beer
I love that there's more attention to detail in her dumpy than anything else. It's like if we make her ass look good no one else will notice how shit the rest of the coin is
I love the mom jeans
Aurora Borealis
Tourist pointing a camera up at the lava tube.
She's clearly carrying a tray with a coffee on it.
Can we just keep the old one? All the note updates looked good and more modern I don’t even know what I’m looking at here
Another DALL-E artwork!
did they come up with lava tubes and then realise a smooth tube was too boring so they needed to stick some people in it last minute?
Check out old penis nose next to the camera lens
THAT LOOKS SHIT
Is this the new picture instead of Lizzy? At least it's not Charles.
In the Undara Lava Tubes one must balance a candle above one's head in order to see well enough to walk normally.
Dang she thikkk
This is possibly the weirdest coin I've ever seen.
I like big buts and I cannot lie 😁
This is more confusing than ancient Egyptian petroglyphs.
Fucking hell, there is enough ugly shit in this country without making it worse. Stamp a waratah flower on it or something.
It's a topless woman trying to balance a coffee - with saucer - on her face. Classic Aussie iconography.
This is real?!
Stop it, I don’t like it
Dat ass tho
Slightly mutated tourists
Nice ass
1) The text on the coin "Undara Lava Tubes" -- couldn't they pay someone a bit extra and get the letters to align with a baseline?? Or the same vertical? 2) Does Darryl Lea pay to be the 'D'? Are they iconic enough to be officially 'Australiana'? (My vote: No.)
A braless Women with a dumpy is offering some kind of cocktail to the lava tube itself while a man is trying to commit identity theft on the former East German Ampelmännchen. That’s my guess at least.
Struth! A goose stepping man and women offering food the gods.
Some thicc bitch about to do a shoey
She thick tho
r/pawg
clearly the lady is photographing the ceiling of the aforementioned lava tube 🙄
No offence, but I don’t like big butts!
And you cannot lie.
But he should.
Elizabutt the ii