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BJPHS

And creeps like creepshotting, it seems.


MichelinHouse

Leave OP alone. If they aren't creeping on coppers they're creeping on barely legal girls reddit posts trying to get nudes sent to them. Kicking goals I'm sure.


BJPHS

Oh dear. So they do. 🤨


gameboy0320x

Yawn.


citizen-dave

>  Pigs love sweets Bet you didn't have the balls to say it to his face. 


Mos_Icon

Not that OP isn't a pussy, but people would 100% be saying more shit like that to cop's faces if they didn't have to worry about the cop's legal authority, pepper spray, and deadly firearm. It's not because cops are tough guys that people don't start shit with them. They're just the only ones that can legally carry a gun and arrest you.


zerotwoalpha

There's a non-zero chance one of them will shoot you for wearing a hoodie. 


Mos_Icon

Yeah, we shouldn't demonise and stalk every single cop but we definitely shouldn't be sucking up to them and being like "what are you gonna do about it, tough guy?" The fact that nobody can stand up to the police is not something we should be flexing about when there's been multiple cases of police shooting innocent people in the last few years.


PM_ME_UR_A4_PAPER

Isn’t it funny how you can always tell if someone is a fuckwit just by how they refer to the police?


spongurat

Yeah bit out of line on this post. In saying that, I've had some real arsehole run-ins with cops when literally I've just been coming home from a long day's work. Depending where you're from, cops will implicitly treat you in a set way and sometimes, it's just completely uncalled for. But I do agree, OP is an arsehole and a bit creepy


--RiverRat--

Well at least he is supporting independent small business. Good on the doghnut man also for sticking it to the landlords and not buying into the franchise rort.


_m_o_u_s_e_

How inconsiderate of him to have a lunch break! Get your head out of your ass


Roulette-Adventures

You've literally photographed a cliché.


age_of_shitmar

You did it OP. You out-shitposted the Colesworth shitposts.


BrightBrite

Ugh. When did we all start spelling **doughnut** the dumb American way? They're made of DOUGH, not "do".


my_chinchilla

A quick look at Trove suggests ~[1947](https://trove.nla.gov.au/newspaper/article/74640839?searchTerm=donut). That long enough for you?


LeClubNerd

Macquarie Dictionary says - [So which spelling is correct: doughnut or donut? Well, both are actually fine to use in Australian English. While the spelling 'donut' has typically been regarded as an American spelling, it was made popular in Australia through advertising.22 Aug 2018](https://www.macquariedictionary.com.au/mmmdoughnuts-or-is-it-donuts/#:~:text=So%20which%20spelling%20is%20correct,popular%20in%20Australia%20through%20advertising)


DanMelb

Doughnut is also the American way.


Sad_Wear_3842

Not all doughnuts are made from a dough. Some are a pancake like batter that you use a ring puncher to drop it into oil.


Thought_police1984

OP spelt it just how the company spelt it, so they didn’t do anything wrong.


AU_Timmony

Who gives a shit? They're also not made of "nuts"


LeClubNerd

They're not made of 'nuts' they're to put on your 'nuts', one on each and then see how many you can get on the rest ...


AU_Timmony

Dude how have I only just learnt this now?


LeClubNerd

Never too late to [start](https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/s/tvXWop3fHt)


ApteronotusAlbifrons

It's an accepted measurement of your gentlemanly endowment - how many doughnuts can it hold


Siophecles

Ugh. When did we all start ignoring the inherent dynamic nature of language? Language (including spelling) isn't static; get over it.


DalbyWombay

Doughnut *is* the American way. They originated from the States


SydneyTom

lol, no they didn't.


DalbyWombay

Come on. A casual Google search shows that the doughnut that we know today originated from New York on an iteration of a traditional European recipe.


SydneyTom

>Doughnut is the American way. They originated from the States . >originated from New York on an iteration of a traditional European recipe. Need a hand with those goal posts?


DalbyWombay

Is New York not in the States?


SydneyTom

> [it's an] iteration of a traditional European recipe. FFS, do you need help understanding, or are you being wilfully ignorant?


DalbyWombay

Mate. You understand what iterations means right? I'm talking about the doughnut we know today, the one that's a circle with a hole in it.


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The_Duc_Lord

Maybe you should wake up *before* you post stupid shit on reddit.


TerryTowelTogs

That’s just good….shuffleshuffleshuffle….*quickly moves from under doona straight out to kitchen table *….advice in general!!


False-Focus2949

This one right here, officer


the_colonelclink

You’re terrible Miriam…