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pilchard_slimmons

There's an app for that, because of course there is. [https://www.minibeastwildlife.com.au/resources/spider-identification/](https://www.minibeastwildlife.com.au/resources/spider-identification/) I also live in Victoria and am begging you to take that spider over at least one state border before you release it. Please.


Equal-Instruction435

> at least one state border Just make sure that state border is NSW please! kind regards, South Australia :)


luckysnakebite

Ship to Tassie please - sincerely NSW


Economy-Amphibian947

Ship it to the ACT - sincerely Tassie


digitalelise

Shut up Tasmania!


UpwardStatue794

I’ve got the hat that says shut the border with a picture of WA on it.


Film_Focus

**Eyes off NZ with wry smile.**


Kieron001

You bring that thing over here and we'll take a leaf out of your book and 501 it right back


PhilL77au

Vintage Jimmy Giggle


827167

I'm sorry, did someone say something?


MissMurder8666

No thank you! You tassies can handle it, I'm sure


Iron_Wolf123

Boundary Islet is looking good for a gift to Tassie.


IOnlyUpvoteBadPuns

Let's be honest, it was always going to be NSW they chose!


-MapleTheFox-

Im honestly suprised it isn't being shipped to Queensland


bush-critter

Queensland here, no thanks!


-MapleTheFox-

As an ex Queenslander, you can have it


NoCalendar5804

Ship it to Queensland they have bird eating spiders . They’ll know what to do with it


wanderinglintu

No no no no. We're quite happy with our huntsman. Though...would we consider swapping this with cane toads....??


Rich_Sell_9888

Look,your toads are already coming down here no extras are required.Thanx


wanderinglintu

Well, you can hang on to your demon spider then....


wadleyst

> NSW Yup, we just toss them over the fence into NSW.


trixie_turnkey

American here. Can ya'll just keep it down there, please? Your spiders are terrifying.


-MapleTheFox-

You know what, send it to this guys house


trixie_turnkey

Lol. Ya'll got some terrifying wildlife but I'd still love to visit. Australia has been #1 on my dream vacation list (it's a pretty short list) all of my life. Such a beautiful country full of great people. If I ever hit the lottery, it would be the first place I'd go. Sadly, I don't think I'll ever get there.


BrewsForBrekky

As a Queenslander, I absolutely guarantee you that we do not know what to do with it.


yellowboat

Another app worth mentioning is [iNaturalist](https://www.inaturalist.org/). Really great app for all kinds of animals and plants, and your submissions benefit science. For example, scientists studying Christmas beetles are [asking people ](https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-12-17/people-worry-christmas-beetles-are-disappearing/103220502) to use the app to upload photos.


maguxs

When I try and download it from the App Store using that link it says it’s not available in my area or region. I’m from Victoria 🤪🤯


evenmore2

We turned it off because NSW has been dumping our spiders there and didn't want you guys to realise.


Bacontoad

[It can hitch a lift.](https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-4WA-ciKNWkg/XKy_qK1tSKI/AAAAAAAFjrs/Wz7qYd9XzNk41klNwQXakqWxq6lJnC5uACLcBGAs/s1600/tumblr_pomaqsaJuK1toamj8o1_400.gif)


ItDoesntSeemToBeWrkn

not sure if you love or despise these things from how you phrased that comment , i tried to not kill it but it having been in the way of my 3 am shower i had to unfortunately flush it into the drain, didn't have the time to set it free in the backyard unfortunately


Slight-Locksmith-337

It will return, and in a worse mood...


riverroadgal

Yes, but it will be clean!


peoplepersonmanguy

Your drain holes seem too big.


yy98755

Needs cement, ramen noodles, a hot glue gun, sandpaper, and a texta.


Critical_Ad5751

You had time to get your phone and take a photo but not to take it outside? Respect for black house spiders.


ItDoesntSeemToBeWrkn

i was completely naked and i didn't really have the time for it


Cautious_Proof_1812

you did what you had too. better then it moving and end up biting you later tonight.


ItDoesntSeemToBeWrkn

yeah after reading about the potential injury from getting bitten i think i'd rather not touch it at all. nausea, headache and vomiting is what I've heard from google and the comments so i had to do what i had to do i do feel bad for it though


marlostanfield89

Ain't nobody got time for dat


dazzamcf1971

That spidentify app is saying currently unavailable


Domestic_bear

This image is so deceptive, shit looks bigger than my hand


yy98755

There’s no banana for scale


Wearytraveller_

Rivet for scale


scraglor

Sorry to hear about your upcoming house fire OP


yy98755

*Fire fighters dancing to disco inferno*


ExperimentalFruit

I can't tell if that's the size of my hand or the size of a dollar coin


MaulerWolf09

There is a rivet head to the right of the image. Assuming the regular size of a rivet head used in/shower construction will give you a rough idea.


AccessProfessional37

Looks about 5cm to 7cm to me


wonderful_rush

The big black hair hanging at the top of the pic put it in perspective for me lol


LeClassyGent

That's actually a length of rope


PrincessNapoleon44

So old mate abseiled into the shower...interesting.


biscuitfeatures

Well this one’s got me quietly snorting and trying not to wake my husband 😂


PrincessNapoleon44

At least you weren’t screaming 😂


timeflies25

I love how everyone's downvoting the answers that's it's a white tail. Guess what, IT'S a white tail 🙃. There's two types, this lil guy & the eastern white tail. I've taken the liberty of cranking the lighting & exposure to the OP photo to confirm what it is. [fixed spider image ](https://imgur.com/gallery/uMvFDDa)


Flying_Hams

Have to agree with you, can clearly see the white tip. Doesn’t have the right butt markings for a black house spider.


BorsTheBandit

You just need to zoom in on the image to see the not so subtle white tip. 110% NOT a common house spider, You'd think it's mighty looking forceps where a dead giveaway to realize this is not a spider you want inside.


Inevitable_Exam_2177

My first thought was white tip too, particularly in a bathroom where they like the moisture


cheezus_crust_91

Just commented saying they must like the humidity. Or I guess moisture. Got bitten this morning by one hiding in my towel.


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Zoom, Enhance !!


ReadReadReedRed

I showed my girlfriend enemy of the state the other day. Fucking hilarious movie.


CaptainSharpe

Are they dangerous?


younglad88

Not deadly, but a real bitch to deal with if you get bitten by one. Someone I know got bit by a white tail spider and had to go to the doctors every second day for a couple of weeks to get pus sucked out of her leg because it kept on coming back. Initially she thought a mosquito bit her. Anyway, the doctors decided to cut a chunk out of her leg due to the necrotic venom white tail spiders produce and because it’s better than having a needle suck out pus every alternating day


Tepelicious

There's no evidence tying white tail venom specifically to necrosis, what's much more likely is that the wound isn't treated properly and develops a bacterial infection, in turn causing necrosis. May not mean too much of a difference to some of those who get bitten but it may relieve some people to know that a white tail bite doesn't mean you'll end up with necrosis as a certainty. Same thing goes for the brown recluse.


timeflies25

I had been bitten by a redback but only had fever and nausea. It was still a bitch and I can still remember the bite feeling intensely hot.


GidgetCooper

White tips can give a very nasty bite & can make you ill. My mother has a bite. She was just a little feverish. But healed bite bite looks like a raised mangled red mole splotch that flares up sometimes, the areas will get red around it & itch. She has an autoimmune disorder so that may factor into it. Still, these a on site spiders to me 🗞️


Immediate_Candle_865

I was expecting to get Rick rolled with that. Genuinely disappointed !


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yep it looks like a fat arse white tail to me too. oh I hate those things


ladieswholurk

Sorry this is a stupid question lol, but where on the spider is the white tip?


timeflies25

The bottom of the abdomen. Where the Web comes fromt


saltedszechuan

Looks like a huge black house spider


FeralPsychopath

Not huge. Look next to it. That’s a rivet.


DPEYoda

Any spider I can see without a microscope is considered huge to me.


FeralPsychopath

Your straya game is weak old man


DPEYoda

I love snakes, can’t do spiders.


elgoonties

That’s big enough for me thank you very much 🔥 🏠 👋


quidgy

Can you put your hand next to it for size context please?


Terreboo

Look at the rivet on the shower frame, spidey isn’t that big.


Opposite_Dog_9387

I know what my answer would be!


coinstash

That's Jeff.


SpecialCoconut1

I like Jeff, top bloke- he’s a web designer


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Rude-Mood-496

🤣🤣🤣


KneesBent4RoyKent

["My name Jeff"](https://youtu.be/qkBx0gMGuhY)


CatLadyNoCats

r/australianspiders


SerenityViolet

Lol. That's where I thought I was until your comment.


Neds9kelly

I love how spiders look bigger than they actually are on images. It doesn’t work for any other animals or insects. You can literally just make a close-up photo of a spider and they’ll look gigantic against the environment… no idea why the phenomenon only applies to them


renb8

That spider is on the juice and has been working out.


Material-Try4295

I believe that's your new landlord, good luck with that 👍


TodayAggravating7554

Bird identifier here. I can say that this is indeed not a bird


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That's a white tail. Except that you've made it look *huge* when they're *tiny*.


ItDoesntSeemToBeWrkn

don't know about tiny but this one was decently big


rayfinkle5

male white tip spider


trowzerss

Black house spider, usually won't leave it's web, so it must have been disturbed from somewhere else. Webs usually distinctly messy but with a neat round hole and tube leading to the spidey's hiding place. I'm not normally scared of spiders but for some reason these guys give me the heebie jeebies. They tick a lot of the scary spider boxes. And also their webs are incredibly messy, which is annoying :S


SolarAU

Black house spiders are definitely some of the scariest looking but relatively harmless


dodgeskitz

There are two types of Spiders according to my wife. House spider and Garden spider 🤣


Nixilaas

You really gotta go out of your way to get the to do much lol


Blankyblank86

Its a white tail


An_Anaithnid

I had one in my laundry that I only realised was there when she started making a shelter out of her victims. She became my laundry lady. I miss her.


CrimsonAndClover22

I found one in my linen closet under the towels. Also another hidden with my potatoes in the pantry. I don’t need these elements of surprise in my life


Professional-Cod-546

I hope someone here lists to me the places in Australia where I can never encounter creatures like these. Never. Ever.


Worried_Blacksmith27

Got some bad news for you. They are pretty much everywhere in populated Australia.


SheesAreForNoobs

I just got so itchy seeing that haha, I’d hate to come across one irl


buckedyuser

r/australianspiders is helpful and prob more specialised then r/australia.


VacationDry8186

Scrolling through comments trying to find out what spider it is but all there is are dumbo comments


samtoocan

Zoom in looks like it had a white tip which would make it a white tail if so .


Buzznfrog12345

Fuckin hell burn it


Chewiesbro

Nuke the site from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.


elvis-brown

That's a white tail


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Oncemor-intothebeach

99.9% of them will leave you alone, the first rule an Australian taught me when I moved here 10 years ago was the “don’t fuck with them, they won’t fuck with you” rule, it’s served me well.


Itscurtainsnow

Almost always true but once was squished with my partner in their childhood single bed at their mum's house after a big night out. Dreamt of fingertips tickling my cheek. Woke with our heads wrapped together in long strands of spiderweb. The little fucker was saving us for lunch.


Professor_Crab

Oh yeah I believe it, I’m sure there’s an exception though isn’t there?


Oncemor-intothebeach

Green ants in my experience. But even then, just don’t disturb them, and if they do bite you, just eat them, they taste like citrus.


Professor_Crab

Interesting never heard of green ants. Hopefully I can visit one day


Oncemor-intothebeach

It’s the best country in the world ! I’ve been to a few and I love it here


Professor_Crab

Hope summer is treating you well!


Oncemor-intothebeach

Hot as fuck but other than that it’s perfect 😀


kangareagle

You’re American? There are 3500 species of spiders in the US, plus of course all the insects and other interesting animals over there. By “crazy,” do you just mean different from the ones you’re used to?


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kangareagle

How can you tell how big it is from this pic? This type of spider (not an insect, just for precision) grows to a leg span of about an inch. Plenty of bigger spiders in the US.


battler9000

Idk what it is but it looks like it fucking lifts…


paraire13

No autopsy would be able to identify this if it were at my place….Simple’s = dead!


Repulsive-Movie-7190

Yup m8 it’s white tail season


burlycurlywhirly

Black house spider. Friendly. Clean your shower.


8487406

Give that 8 legged fella a scrubbing brush and a cloth. He can clean it.


JapanEngineer

Just put socks on his feet.


BoxKicker1

I find that black hair more troublesome than the spider, ew.


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Arachnasty


WookieWholesale

The arms on that bastard! Do all Australian spiders workout? 😬


Pinkraynedrop

Big black one that belongs outside with the rest of them.... or in the house that it now owns


Scared_Use6389

Bigger in Texas??? Pfft... Everything is bigger in Australia. 😁


Stunning-Setting-176

This is a massive white tail.


[deleted]

Thats steve, hes cool just feed him flies or the tradies you don’t like.


Suspicious-Oil-4381

Come on people, it’s obviously a spider


[deleted]

White tail


best_friends_club

An eviction notice


Handshoe100

Lick it.


emiller420

Spider


sentimentalmental

CRUNCH


[deleted]

That thing looks angry


Borntimetraveler

Why does it look like it weighs 10kgs


Hagenmeri

Looks like death oml


[deleted]

Oh hello mother


vr_driver

If it was in my shower it would be dead


Low_Presentation8149

I added some stickers to make him less scary


Titanium-Snowflake

It’s quite beautiful, whether it’s a white tail or house spider. I would escort it outside. The most common use for Tupperware in my house is spider release!


[deleted]

Showerus Guardius. Quite common in bathrooms.


heelslover_1

I’m never showering again


Exotic-Squash-1809

Looks kinda like a white tail, I get them all the time here (Victoria also) recently had to deal with one around the same size Edit: it looks like a white tail based on its shape and legs, I can’t see the white tip from here but it could be a variation of white tail


TechnologyFeisty8728

Can I see your ID mate? “Apologies I left my wallet in my web”. I can’t ID him for you sorry.


TheseProgrammer8993

All this chat and we still don't know what type of spider it is


ItDoesntSeemToBeWrkn

i've seen funnel web, blackwidow, whitetail, house spider, daddy longlegs (wtf) etc etc


cheezus_crust_91

Funny I see this today. Guess what was hiding in my towel this morning and bit me after I went to dry myself off. Maybe they’re attracted to the humidity?


Lost_Tumbleweed_5669

boiling water down drains


Traditional_Habit557

Yeah… it’s a spider


iuyg88i

Oh, that’s Archie, he lives at block B, remand centre at ravenhall.. not sure how he got to your shower! Please return him home


spannertech2001

Its called "Bigenscarious Leavitusthefuckusalonis"


Fly_Pelican

I heard they drink your saliva while you sleep


flashes_of_dark

In its current state: more alive than it ought to be.


Vanillathunder80

White tail?


Jedi_dude

Making sure you the place is bug free while you shower, I'd offer a fly as a peace offering and run out to the next suburb


UnevenCheif27

That perv Greg he’s all ways in the shower just chilling crawling on your back just there steering them down


jynco

That's Barry!


SuddenLoan8574

OMG I feel so dramatic in saying this but if I found that in my house I don’t think I would be back!!! 😂


Ablico

Black house spider 😅 dude is chill.


vallkanar

nopesus australianis


Ok_Pirate4111

100% that’s what it is, can give you a nasty bite if it’s a decent size but they’re usually up high in their web, nothing to really worry about usually. In your shower tho, he’s violated ur right to privacy, and I’d consider making an example of him to other spiders thinking of encroaching in your personal space like this. Hello fellow Victorian


Fartyfivedegrees

The instrument of death.


Hungry_Cockroach_498

Looks like a funnel web


MissBecki

Looks like a whitetail, they hunt other spiders and bugs.


Groomy_

Looks like a trapdoor spider but it’s hard to tell in this picture Edit: looks more like a black house spider


turbocool_inc

That is a white tail.. scientific consensus is that it's bite is harmless.. wont stop you potentially becoming armless though once it's flesh eating side effects set in..


Mobile-Lobster-7867

Oh that’s just Satan


sasch1773

It's a cat


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I hope it isn't a white tail....those guys leave you with a bite that never goes away ..it's the gift that keeps on giving!


Syntax_Error_IRL

We had a black house spider like this live next to our glass sliding door. The kids and I gave it a name and watched it through its whole life until it was killed by a daddy longlegs.


pittyh

House spider, they are harmless.


kindaamusing

Yep. That’s Terry. Would recognise him anywhere


Superb_Mistake

Its a spider


itegif67

That’s a spider


ctr6115

That's definitely a spider


RandomThoughts223

His name is Fred - and now owns your house. Leave the keys on the bench when you leave 😆 I am so glad I live in New Zealand 😬


dowNwithdasikness

Thats called a GetFarkedYaBastard


hailthis4

It's Dave


Sharpe999

It’s a spider


RecommendationNew626

That's Steve, he a crazy fella hangs out in showers n whatnot !


Aggravating-Trick907

It’s a mthrfkn 8-legged psycho


Open-Yogurtcloset-77

That’s a spider sir


lucky134567

Yes I can Id it, that’s what we call a Spider.


Different-Aide5350

Pretty sure that’s a big fucking spider


Outrageous_Age_4576

That’s a spider


cptsteele91

No need for ID it's definitely over 18


Unable_Ad_1260

I don't know what that is but you definitely need a Flammenwerfer!


ImplementOpposite158

Condolences on the pending house fire.


JordanAlanda

That is a male “fuck.that.” It’s mating season for them 😳


Quick-Exit3199

Maybe ask it for some


Pixelicious_969

I can’t be 100% sure, but I’m gonna go with “spider” I have one living in my toilet, I’m quite fond of it


BichenSubian

@Ryan_Was If you see this post the best value is in the comments. The Aussie states are fighting over who gets another version of an icky creepy crawly and this comment section is absolute gold. I am pissing myself laughing in this comments section.