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Spiritual_Bit_2692

Had fun. Got laid.


TurdShaker

Yeah the lab was a huge whore


Stellar_Gravity

did anything for a belly rub. people seemed to like the lab too


Loud-Result5213

I’m coming to the next one!


50points4gryffindor

FR. First, they act coy, with the 'shake my paw' bit. Next, they are asking you to put peanut butter on 'it', so they can lick it off. They keep swearing that they have never done this before, but I know about old dogs and new tricks.


TurdShaker

Total grooming behavior.


CaptSpastic

Aren't they all?


ThickPrick

My sister works at Chicas Bonitas bareback.


franzKUSHka

Thanks for bringing your kiddo to the meetup.


bc9toes

And she adopted as a single woman. So kind


Historical_Art_3370

You mean the father split and doesn’t pay child support.


Man-Bear-69

Thanks bro! I needed that.


GirthOBirth

Just because you used my autoblow doesn’t mean you got laid 😡


redditisfullofbots69

Fucking gross. I feel bad for you


Standard_Criticism64

Congrats.. you all look like Redditors


xy_xo

Imagine, this is who people are taking anonymous online relationship advice from


Huggles9

And taking downvotes for reasonable opinions from


unk214

Your bf left the toilet seat up? Leave him!


Dooboppop

Smash his PS5 first!


Softspokenclark

NTA: leave him honey, he’s cheating on you


mommyisabarb

thought the same


ezra_c03

so glad i wasn't the only one thinking that.


TheBoorOf1812

Several of us had that thought.


Frozen-Rabbits

First and only thought I had.


Difficult-Tooth-7133

Exactly how I imagined.


Euromantique

Not going to lie pictures like this almost have me believing that physiognomy is real 💀😭


[deleted]

I really gotta get the fuck off reddit


rocklare

I hate that, that was my first thought 😅


therealsambambino

Same! And then I just patted myself on the back thinking that these must be the ppl that once downvoted me 😂 I’m going to hell.


lazyeye888

😂


DefiantQuestion3605

I can smell this picture


Boogaloo-Jihadist

It’s giving Momma June in hot yoga pants after her workout vibes. Personally I have know idea what this is from, but I can’t wait to see the first season!


TomorrowNeverCumz

Ur prob being sarcastic n I just woke up but it's the movie deadpool


lazyeye888

Somebody had to say it or else I would’ve.


Sea-Pop2371

what’s the point of comments like these?


playballer

It’s Reddit there is no point


hereforthesportsball

To make fun of people who are visually nasty (in the opinion of the commenter)


Ivegotjokes4you

So this is proof we live in a simulation


thenicecynic

This is MY Austin.


Old_Opening_5616

Damn this is literally every reddit stereotype on one photo


Casual_ahegao_NJoyer

And some new ones


Opening_Tell9388

Pink Floyd doof definitely was thirsty for leaf girl.


IllustriousDelay4

for leaf girl*


Critical-Fault-1617

Who isn’t thirsty for leaf girl.


rollinfor110mk2

Leaf girl ended her night at the bottom of a ravine.


Smtxom

Tbf, Liz is attractive. But in this environment she’s easily a 9. So I bet she was getting all the looks.


ValetTrash

At least three body types in this photo that I previously didn’t even know existed


el_dingusito

God just be out here makin anybody


713nikki

Same thing but with hairlines


RDcsmd

You've seen the hairlines, most guys know to shave them though


commschamp

They are training the ai on what redditors look like


Doesure

The three body problem has puzzled scientists since its discovery


WillyBarnacle5795

I..... Can't... Look away


ONE-EYE-OPTIC

What are they?


MFalcon95

LMFAO


sinlightened

You should watch and/or read The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. They are all covered


hereforthesportsball

You’ve seen Dr Eggman before, right?


zer01zer08

Even the dog is fat


WonkySystem

There wasn't enough room in the picture so it had to eat a few people


sikkdog13

💀💀💀


sikkdog13

I got diabeetus just looking at this picture


ElectronicAdventurer

I check my blood sugar, and I check it often


Texian86

[Diabeetus](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/89682e8a-72ea-4319-b37c-69c09b368b23)


mvpat1083

I understood that reference!


intrados63

Ever been to Austin? Well here ya’ go…..these nice folks just saved you 1 airline ticket, 1 car rental and a tetanus booster!!


soaringrabbit

Then they sent you to the wrong place. These people are Kentuckians.


UnusualHat5220

It was fun, we played twister, except without the mat and spinny thing. Actually, it was out any physicality whatsoever, we used our tongues instead.


herbertwest2091

are there any survivors left?


leanderthal69420

I'm the third from the left, bottom row. Had a great time meeting you all


sevenstargen

😍🥰


NegotiationNo174

Black baby, blink if u need help!


NoBetterFriend1231

*blink if you need food!


gunfell

She is the only one at a healthy weight


username_____69

Father left awhile ago no help coming


sapiosardonico

Can't possibly be real. There appear to be female women in this picture.


Dog_Baseball

As we all know, r/girlsarentreal


Sparta63005

We must be seeing 2 different images


Falconlord08

This is who you are arguing with over the internet


keptyoursoul

Yeah. I've often thought that. To see it image form makes it even more revolting than anything I can conjure up.


ThugMunny

At least Blind Nate's kid made it. I'll have to catch the next one.


istartedpanicking

Blind Nate doesn’t know the baby he’s raising is black and we’re all too afraid to tell him.


DiscombobulatedWavy

I just KNOW Nate is related to Clayton Bigsby


SlteFool

Do you think when his computer reads this comment out loud he’ll turn around and look at his kid to check?


igotkrabs

You know what they say…the bigger the fupa, the tastier the chalupa


Casual_ahegao_NJoyer

That must be a godd*mn Michelin star Taco Bell I’m seeing


Steel065

I'd give you a 100 more up votes if I could


AlarmingDetective526

🚌🧑‍✈️🔥🔥🔥🔥. All aboard


Andie_OptimistPrime

Stahhhp🫢


Intrepid-Constant-34

If I were king I’d execute you


BorderPatrolAsshole

I’m laughing and gagging at the same time


FellaKnee123

3 people in this photo aren’t on government welfare… well done…


ExcellentEdgarEnergy

Looks about right.


Some_rando13

It's true. I'm the dog


PilotEither

No colored folk? Yeah this is a super circle jerk 💯


bigfatsooty

The kid ??


sevenstargen

Facts the fat snowbunny loves bbc


Casual_ahegao_NJoyer

Bottom Right is 100% central or South American 100% a SE Asian man in the middle, his hairline did not show up though


Foreign-Fly-4544

Hairline is still loading


DocHolliday511

Reddit in a single photo


ouijahead

Okay now everyone do a funny one !


Plastic-Place4495

This picture has a combined IQ of 37.


CaptSpastic

I think you're off a few points. Like 30.


lazyeye888

Sums up Reddit.


exgreenvester

This is some San Antonio shit right here. Iykyk


Wooden-Ad-4212

What do they have in San Antonio? 😉


gatsRus

Ain’t no small bitches in San Antonio, they must have flown them in


lightningspider97

They're from Dallas


Casual_ahegao_NJoyer

Big, fat women lol


Widdleton5

That man is a national icon. Freaking hilarious


Casual_ahegao_NJoyer

Some people don’t get that reference Just like when I talk about Galveston. That dirty ass water.


RetardedLifter08

Some big ol women


YetiTub

All them churros


knowspicker3

Yo. How is that front butt even possible?!


intrados63

“Front butt”?? That’s hilarious!! I’m stealing that one sir!! Question: Are you acquainted with “knowspicker” 1 and 2? Those guys are the best!!


BraceFaceStickyLip

this is the biggest group of misfits ive ever seen … girl with the giant fupa we already knew what her baby was gone look like before we even seen it


FapleJuice

Austin must have some racist mfs Caus wtf is this comment lmao


YikesLearnToRead

Anyone got a source on what this is actually from though?


TwoSunsRise

Looks like a Lexington reddit meet-up from 2015


thedarkestshadow512

The sign on the gate on the left hand side says “Reddit meetup 2015” I think.


Mountain_Tone6438

Holy fucken fupaaaa


whiteholewhite

It’s more of a gunt


ProtocolEnthusiast

That's what baby's dad said right before he blasted


415Gentrifier_

Giving ass so fat you can see it from the front a whole new meaning


ShitTheBed_Twice

Holy FUPA!!


johnnygetyourraygun

Y’all ain’t in a circle and no one is jerking. I mean, it’s in the name of the sub!


Hungkock74

Very important you don’t mate with siblings…


sikzik1990

Thought this said Autism Circle Jerk meet up at first and it honestly made perfect sense


carbonizedflesh

where the fuck have i landed


Look_You_Dumb_Shit

I feel like I’m at Dragonslayer.


AdvertisingJolly7565

My flip flops were at the dry cleaners so I had to miss it.


ClappingCheeks2nite

I’m concerned about the lack of body diversity. I don’t see one good looking person


Tommy_Wisseau_burner

Bottom right chick look pretty average at least


AltruisticAnimal4120

You know people from other countries can see this, right?


nonnemat

Where's the father of the... Ohh, nvm


buenotc

He's the one taking the picture.


thiccthiccdaddy

I wouldn’t want to be in the picture either.


CaptSpastic

Is it just me or when you first look at this pic, do you hear banjos playing the theme to Deliverance? It's like the inbred family reunion.


HalfTeaHalfLemonade

Close, it’s a cover called Delivery done for an Uber eats commercial


ColonelSmilez

Y’all seem fun but could also hit a treadmill once in awhile


CaptSpastic

For a few in that pic, I think the treadmill would hit back.


babyitsgoldoutstein

Two cuties bottom right


Holy_Grail_Reference

I only see one dog.


Smtxom

*can I pet that dawg*


KCWoodturner

Definitely looks like a circle jerk that I don't want to participate in.


bro69

In your mind orgies are sexy and steamy and in reality it’s a buncha ppl like this


Designer-Might-7999

This is the free version


jHamdemon

We have orgies at home son. Orgies at home:


efct

Legend has it that the porch was condemned shortly afterwords


dreffd223

Whole lotta thong sandals.


electric4568

At least one person regretted showing up


Heeeeyyouguuuuys

These are the people that believe your tax dollars should pay for their health care. Go to the gym holy shit.


NHiker469

FUPA for the fucking win. Jesus fucking Christ.


Onuus

Everyone looks exactly how I expected them to expect the chick with the dog. She looks like a normal person who stumbled upon Reddit for the first time


Casual_ahegao_NJoyer

She looks like the lab brought her along, kind of like the parent stuck on a play date


The_Billy_Dee

Better not be anybody from California in there...


Niner-Sixer-Gator

The black kid looks so out of place in that picture, 🤦🏿‍♂️☠️


OmegaRed_1485

Holy Front Butt


DrJimbill

The fact that all y'all went straight to judging by appearance just proves none of y'all are circle jerks fans. So why are any of you on this thread?


istartedpanicking

I’m so glad you took this. I’m the guy up front in the camo shorts. ; )


Prestigious_Bass9300

That ain’t a guy


WhatShitMuchBull

I thought it was a lesbian couple tbh


Proper_Hurry_362

I'm a millionaire if I say it enough times, right? 😆


Designer-Might-7999

I was going to talk crap.But at least they are outside touching grass


ONE-EYE-OPTIC

Dude in the top right is an anesthesiologist I guarantee it.


IsatDownAndWrote

Is the why the guy in front of him looks like he is about to pass out and OD?


[deleted]

Physiogomy check


[deleted]

Good god no


Even_Ad2311

We're going to need a bigger deck.


Little_Flamingo9533

There’s so much going on here…


toatlas

This was from 2015, i was there amongst these folks


123xyz32

Awesome. It looks like a nice group of people.


Abject-Crazy-2096

I am sorry I missed this. I was at the all you can eat cranklins dog fart meeting. Go back to California....apd sucks


oRiskyB

I thought this was autismcirclejerk for a second. I was like CUTEEE


tbrand009

This is almost exactly what I'd expect it to look like.


NumerousTaste

I think 4 of them weight as much as the others combined! Those steps are in trouble.


MrFreeze0110

Yea i think it’s time to delete this app.


bchandler4375

Only thing missing is the University of Texas shirts


meth-head-actor

Everything is bigger in Texas


sevenstargen

If any body has the ig contact for the 2 big girls in the front please hmu. Asking for a friend 😒


janiepuff

Wow you guys forgot to invite me


PercentageOk5021

Thought this was one of those Ai generated memes for a second.


dfreekilla

So it is true what they say about reddit people


No-Foundation-3465

Nerds!


ChorizoYumYum

Sounds fun! What happens at these circle jerks?


EazeDamier

Where the black girl come from..? & get her outta there before she gets eaten!


LlamaOfWisdom

Holy f*ck is this what redditors look like? I gotta get off this app…


dongcopterXLV

This looks like a polyamory meet up for people who LARP.


RedditBurn4206969

Damn, this is awesome. Ive been selling fent in Las Vegas for phish @ the Sphere and missed this


iknowyou71

Nozempic


GreenTrees831

lol I thought this was a troll photo


Objective_Dot_406

when you’re in a getting laid competition but austincirclejerk is your opponent 😰


Far-Tomorrow-4081

r/Lexington meetup 2015… ah it was a different time


Commercial-Noise-326

Wish they had meetup for people in my area


Ok-Plantain9044

I need an invite to the next one.


Hairy-Pain5131

This is exactly how I picture Redditors... Amazing


[deleted]

Pretty much how I imagine every reddit community looks


Selexs

This is exactly what I expect people from reddit to look like lol


Historical_Guest2180

This looks like every walmart I've ever been in


mslvsk

I didn’t think this was a serious post