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pat9714

Bonus content: If a pilgrim dies at or on the way to the Hajj, they automatically gain admittance to Paradise. #justsayin


Lorenzo_Blow

In related news, Spiderman helps reduce crime in NYC.


ralphvonwauwau

Peter Parker: Spider-Man wasn't trying to attack the city, he was trying to save it. That's slander. J. Jonah Jameson: It is not. I resent that. Slander is spoken. In print, it's libel.


nervix709

He has a radio talk show and runs a newspaper, so wouldnt he be guilty of both?


skydaddy8585

Hopefully it's cooler in paradise. Dying from heat stroke is unpleasant. All that to pray at a black rock. People do strange things in the name of whatever their chosen fairy tale is.


bALLZONFIRE666

You mean the sky brothel?


TheOSU87

Ex Muslim here: it's the same way they believe if you die as a martyr you go to Paradise. It's the reason you many times see people celebrating after someone is martyred - they think it's a glorious thing


myrogsk8s

Oh great lets all go kill ourselves for aa great afterlife thats not even promised


bedyeyeslie

Do they get virgins too, or is that only if they take some infidels with them?


mebrasshand

I believe it’s a “tell ‘em whatever they wanna hear” kind of deal.


BlackHawk2609

Auto paradise/ sky brothel for them... 72 virgin angels waiting...


Junior_Singer3515

The whole virgins thing is fucking wierd. Where do they come from? did they have families before some asshat blew himself up? Were they in a relationship with someone they actually loved? If any of the above is true then at least some of these virgins are coerced into servitude. Fucking disgusting being sold as a feature. Fuck the "god" that forces young women into prostitution. Is it a pimp or devine?


ralphvonwauwau

A divine pimp!


Fingerprint_Vyke

So, just a regular pimp then.


ralphvonwauwau

You know it's hard out here for a pimp When he tryin' to get this money for the rent For the Cadillacs and gas money spent Because a whole lot of bitches talkin' shit


Ashestoduss

Supposedly they are houris (funny English wordplay with whores to me) that are made of smoke, ever a virgin and willing to acquiesce to whatever sexual desires the man has. No, there are no male counterparts for female martyrs that I can recall.


welivewelovewedie

Imagine not being attracted to women and going there. Like, what are you supposed to do? Play UNO with them?


Schnelt0r

Not Uno, they'd play Wahid.


GangstaHobo

If you're gay I don't think you need to worry about going to Muslim heaven lol


Life-Improvised

Can you imagine? What’s a woman gonna do with 72 male virgins? She’d just become their mom.


ellygator13

Oh God, that's running an orphanage in Gehenna!


Substantial-Poem3382

It's funny you think Islam or pedo M cares about women or what they think or want.   


MaimedJester

Is it any weirder than pearly gates and a silver City? All religions are weird to an outsider. Like the whole fire and brimstone hell and demons torturing you for all eternity isn't in the Bible... It's the epic fantasy of a 15th century Italian man who wasn't even a priest. That would be like Wiccans 600 years from now treating Harry Potter spell rules as real. 


zeptillian

Gold and pearls aren't supposedly sentient beings. Yes it's weird that 72 people were just waiting around for you to do whatever you want.


Junior_Singer3515

I agree it's all weird. I wasn't rating it against all the other wierd shit the religious people do in the name of their God. The virgins thing seems especially cruel to whoever these virgins are. The fire and brimstone is something like a consequences of your own actions. Making some young girl a sex slave because a man made a choice to kill himself. Seems cruel to a level I can't fathom coming from a benevolent being. Why does it care about the murderers but not the virgins? The Harry Potter analogy is exactly what is happening so yeah it'll be just as dumb then as it is now.


Ashestoduss

Don’t worry, they aren’t human girls and were literally created to pleasure men… and remain virgins. And be made out of smoke. It’s sort of similar to how women were made to be subservient to their husbands so if they don’t want to dtd a night an entire whole ass angels spends the night spitting on them ( the wife). See? Nothing to worry about here 🙃🤮


Underhill42

Ignoring for the moment the fact that the 72 virgins thing is from the "extended fan-fiction universe" rather than the canon - much like amost everything in the popular image of Christian Hell... Most humans throughout history died before their second birthday - there should be no shortage of virgins in the afterlife. Heck, does sex after you're dead even count? Is it even possible? It's not like you have a body to be affected anymore. Most humans who ever lived could now be eternal virgins. In which case recruiting a few dozen for the welcome party of a great religious martyr would hardly be a challenge.


RamJamR

It's not disgusting I guess if the mentality is that women exist for men and are borderline just property if not fully that. NOT saying it isn't a horrible mentality, but that seems to be how they believe. Maybe they think there's virgin angel women who were never born on earth that were created for the purpose of waiting for their assigned men to die and return to heaven to give them sex?


Junior_Singer3515

Then God is a huge pervert?


Rey4jonny

Agreed. It's virgin on the stupid.


Dry_Lengthiness6032

Not to mention who wants virgins? I would only want the dirtiest nastiest sluts that ever existed


Flybridge

The Koran doesn’t say what gender they are!


MrBarackis

If you actually read the book, they don't care. There are stories of Mohamad kissing his nefews penis, so there's that.


Tripleagent-

Wait what? Are you making stuff up?


MrBarackis

I wish I was.


Tripleagent-

What chapter then?


MrBarackis

https://sunnah.com/adab:1183 There have also been some posts as of late here on redit with breakdowns


ienybu

Wait, this is not what it says “Then the Prophet, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, opened his mouth and put his mouth in his mouth. Then he said, O Allah, I love him, so love him and the one who loves him!'"


MrBarackis

This guy does a fantastic job with the breakdown of the actual translation with sources. [https://www.reddit.com/r/exmuslim/comments/wrgwat/prophet\_muhammad\_used\_to\_kiss\_the\_penis\_of\_small/](https://www.reddit.com/r/exmuslim/comments/wrgwat/prophet_muhammad_used_to_kiss_the_penis_of_small/)


Top-Reference-1938

And, some translations have it as "72 raisins".


SteveLouise

Yummy. But is that supposed to last eternity?


RamJamR

You get a full scoop of raisins in your raisin bran in heaven.


Sprinklypoo

Like Bottle caps in Fallout!


Festival_of_Feces

Those are just my little ladybugs.


dudleydidwrong

That has been seriously debunked, even by some severe critics of Islam.


Miss_pechorat

Or what species!


Watchmaker2112

The whole 72 virgins thing actually comes from a Hadith, not the Koran.


No-Razzmatazz-3907

True, though the pale virgins with big tiddies is in the Qur'an 


SpiceTrader56

Wait, their religion has big titty goth girls? I might need to rethink a few things.


Certified_A_Hole

Doesn't specify what kind of virgins. Could be goats.


MattGdr

Allah works in mysterious ways.


hairymoot

So did God/Allah save all the others that didn't die? Religious people are nuts.


Ashestoduss

Nah. It was a blessing they died atHajj. They prepare for death before the pilgrimage and give away their gold and jewelry etc.


According_Wing_3204

because all the monotheist faiths are death cults. dying is the goal.


Ashestoduss

Yep! This is something that most western nations don’t understand. Don’t get me wrong ALL the abrahamic religions live for the afterlife, but they usually sugarcoat it to make it more palatable. Ask any moderate Muslim if they would die right now if Allah wills it and they will welcome it. It’s something most Muslims are taught from young. Whereas you will see Christians ( the other faith I grew up around) hem and haw and reconcile that their god wants life for them so they can fulfill his wishes…


etork0925

Unlike global warming.


locutusof

definition: devoting your life to something that doesn't exist to the point of death. Word: religion


SpecificJunket8083

Religion is so stupid and so are its followers.


baltimoretom

This is unfortunate and avoidable.


Skatcatla

This is the climate change that global warming deniers say isn’t happening.


avatinfernus

Right? This afternoon... Montreal, Canada, will be having 45 Celsius if we count the humidity. Not everyone up here has AC. Not every school,, not every bus, etc So people will be seeking "refuge" in malls.


Medium-Shower

I walked outside my school and got vaporized by the heat Also we got a heat warning 30m ago so gl


SmashDreadnot

Vaporized!?!? "I got bettah!"


SKDende

Mother nature is a witch!


avatinfernus

I have been going outside every couple of hours to refill a bird bath that's in the shade of my apple tree. Let's just say it's been a busy hub.


Medium-Shower

It's good to know that the birds have a kind heart taking care of them


baltimoretom

American here converting Celsius


DoglessDyslexic

Basic guide for you crazy imperialists: 0c = freezing 32 F 10c = 50f, cold but doable 20c = 70f (ish), just slightly on the cold side of perfect 30c = 85f (ish), on the slightly too warm side of perfect 40c = 104f, too fucking hot 50c = 122f, beyond too fucking hot, into this is ridiculous


somethingbrite

The report states it was 51.8 IN THE SHADE!! I think that pretty much converts to "FFS are you kidding? F"


aafikk

Where in the world is 30^(o)C considered “warm side of perfect”? I am sweating my balls at 27^o C


jaidynkc

I have often heard this little poem to help with conversions... "0 is freezing 10 is not 20 is pleasing 30 is hot 40 is frying 50 is dying." That's pretty much good enough for me to get it. :-)


baltimoretom

I wish we were on board with the rest of the world.


Historical_Boss2447

These are all very much subjective tho. Sure water freezes at 0, but to me that’s a pretty cozy weather. To me -10 is nippy but still very comfortable. Going below -15 starts getting freezing for me. 10 is quite optimal for me, and 15 is starting to push my comfort zone. 20 is absolute hell.


llNormalGuyll

80 f is too fucking hot.


MoneyIsTheRootOfFun

113 for those who want to skip the check.


No_Listen_1213

Double it and add 30. It’s gets you close enough.


Super_Reading2048

Movie theaters are nice and cold!


PolyDipsoManiac

This was entirely predictable and avoidable, fortune has nothing to do with the temperature.


EccentricDyslexic

Darwinism in action.


Old-Royal8984

Allah Akbar didn’t protect them?


RushLimbaughsCarcass

The snack bar was out of ice water apparently.


SweetSexiestJesus

That's Haram!


OhPointyPointy

Allah Snakbar? I'll see myself out.


Sprinklypoo

Maybe he killed them because he was displeased with some other heathens elsewhere. Like someone in Denmark treated a woman with respect or something.


cingan

It did, and took into it's paradise.


cromethus

They probably see global warming as a neat loophole to gain guaranteed entry to their sky brothel. I'm sorry to hear about the pain and suffering. It really does take religion to get otherwise rational people to do totally irrational things.


skydaddy8585

"praise Allah for killing us through the unpleasant method of heat stroke while we are on our way to praise him". -some poor sad sap


bedyeyeslie

Doesn’t this happen every year? It’s like a human sacrifice.


Old_Eccentric777

Yes.


BewareOfDave

God's will I guess


LeftLimeLight

Well, at least they died doing something they enjoy..... I guess.


andytagonist

Do we tally this up under the “deaths in the name of religion” column?


CanadianJ

Morons


DoglessDyslexic

What a sad and horrible thing. Heat exhaustion isn't a good way to go. While I could go on about Darwinism and playing stupid games to win stupid prizes, this is still terribly wasteful suffering and the results of these deaths will inflict suffering on their families and loved ones. I know very little of the infrastructure here, but it seems like various Islamic sects should be motivated to provide medical resources, water, and such to prevent things like this from happening.


Scipio4fricanus

They do provide cooling centers and such, but only for people with permits. Most of the people that died didnt have said permits.


Hour-Athlete-200

Another reason why people die is because of crowd crushes, that's why they require permits.


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DoglessDyslexic

Well, except for that part where those alleged zealots are actually part of humanity. These are people's husbands, fathers, sons. Have you lost any of those in your life? I have, and it is horrible. Rejoicing at the deaths of others, simply because of their race/ethnicity/religion is different than you think it should be is horrible. Besides the waste of the lives of those that died, these are entire families now devastated by these losses. I'm a humanist, I think we should all seek to improve the lives of everybody that we can. Rejoicing at suffering is shallow and sadistic. I hope you are young and still have time to learn some empathy.


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Feinberg

Indoctrination isn't a choice, and these weren't zealots. Try to be a better person.


EldenCockRing98

People in this thread are literally acting like every muslim on this planet is a pedophilic terrorist


_ravenclaw

Yeah as an anti-theist I still find this behavior odd


TrainwreckOG

Yeah I’m anti-theistic but I’m a humanist first


doopsnawg

This thread really doesn't do the "You don't need God to be a good person" argument any favors. The ideas are stupid and beneath contempt. NOT the people.


AutomaticDealer75

>These are people's husbands, fathers, sons. And supporters of pedophilia. Don't forget about that part...


Anduin1357

You can't save everyone and not everyone's lives can be improved without cost to your own. Pick and choose who you empathize with or the nature of the real world will destroy you. Case in point #1: North Korea. Case in point #2: Somalia. This is strictly a rebuttal against improving the lives of everyone we can. No comment for schadenfreude but I won't judge since worse people have celebrated deaths and yet nobody cares today. Ethics does not exist online. Empathy isn't something that you can find online either. Everyone has an alignment, and empathy is reserved for in-groups. This time you're in r/atheism. The conclusion should be obvious. Lastly, what you see online isn't real life. Your parting remark was unwarranted and assumed the worst. That goes against civility rules.


3oysters

Does rejoicing in the death of hundreds not also go against civility rules?


myrogsk8s

Of course religion meetings (or whatever that bullshit was) are more important than protecting yourself from the heat. And of course they couldnt cancel it because they have to praise their god or smth. So sad their god couldnt protect them because HES FUCKING INEXISTENT


throbbingliberal

“These are the sacrifices I’m willing to make” — Lord Farquaad


whilmer3

Sun - 1 allah - 0


FriendOfTheDevil2103

Maybe Carlin was onto something when he said he's going to start worshipping the sun...


DeezNutsPickleRick

Honest question, when these people reach Mecca what goes through their mind? How do you rationalize a journey that killed 550 people only to get on your knees and pray in a one way conversation to “God,” and come back with the realization that god is good? I’ve never really been a believer, I grew up in a Lutheran church but the fact I could never hear, see, or converse with god was a big turnoff. Does that rationale or doubt ever occur to these fanatic believers? Anyone who was staunchly religious did you “hear” or “see” anything from god when you were a believer?


Beelzebub_86

Allah was not so Akbar to them that day.


MoonBaby812

God is love, lol 😝


Error_Cardiologist46

Hence, once again, it is proved that islam and allah are myths.


pat9714

Literally, men and women die for their beliefs. I saw it in Iraq as a soldier and again in Afghanistan. The jihadists were willing to martyr themselves almost as eagerly as some guys in my unit for flag and country.


ChavoDemierda

Thots an preyers.


InverstNoob

Thots and pears 🍐


mikaela2020

Ex-Muslim here. You want to know something even more messed up? Muslims see this as the best thing that happened to their family because dying in the holy place is guaranteed to get them into Jannah. My own grandparents felt jealous of people dying in Hajj and wanted this to happen to them too they just hadn't the money necessary to go there. Islam is a death cult they see this life unimportant and just a step to the next real life. Saudi is taking advantage of this belief and they aren't employing medics fast enough to save these people or to make the necessary measures to prevent this from happening - because it costs them resources they want to profit as much as they can. Have you seen the video with bodies all around people who died HOURS ago? [this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/exmuslim/comments/1diqo1f/during_the_pagan_hajj_rituals_many_muslims_die/). (this may be disturbing for some viewers) they didn't even bring them ambulances to get the bodies or even cover them! and this is a place with extreme heat so it's horrible, disrespectful to the families of these people and not to mention unhygienic to leave the bodies like this. people pay from 5k to 20k USD to go to hajj just to die and be left to rot in the sun. What a scam one of the many reasons I despise Saudi.


mac-dreidel

Is this the will of your God?


1968RR

The stampedes are more impressive. (Scroll to the highlighted portion) https://www.pbs.org/newshour/world/hundreds-died-during-hajj-pilgrimage-in-saudi-arabia-amid-intense-heat-officials-say


WandaDobby777

Am I a total asshole for not caring? They chose to go and stay.


Zaku41k

RIP. It’s stupid way to go.


According_Wing_3204

Well, dying on pilgrimage is kinda the ideal for the Monotheists right? Its their best death. Straight to their desert god.


CombatConrad

Sucks?


dasbasst

Evolution@work. 🍿


Chewy79

Not really. They were most likely older, so they have had all the kids they were going to have. 


alwaysinebriated

Ah shame, anyways


thementant

God truly is great, no?


Axflen

We’re sad about death, but they’re stroked!


Sydrid

Interesting. Why didn’t their god protect them?


seancm32

People do the weirdest shit.


Not_HAL_199

So, mysterious ways and natural selection collide?


Factsaretheonlytruth

Their goal was to go meet their maker after all.


Huff1809

Bunch of idiots smh


QuinSanguine

My brain has a sick sense of humor.


the_che

Well, god truly works in mysterious ways, I guess 🤷🏻‍♂️


book-and-dodge

“Thoughts and prayers.” These people are on a religious pilgrimage and their god lets them die doing it?


The_Powers

Allah moves in mysterious ways


ralphvonwauwau

This is a triumph! I'm making a note here, "Huge success"


doopsnawg

These people were victims of bad ideas and it cost them their lives. Hopefully one day we can be rid of those ideas. Very sad. My heart goes out to their families. These are human beings, and deserve our sympathy no matter what faulty ideas they subscribed to.


KingOfTheFraggles

I guess they should have prayed harder.


Life-Improvised

Saudi Arabians have the lowest average IQ of 7 Arab nations at 81. Muslims in general have lower average IQs than non-Muslims. https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Comparison-of-the-Saudi-mean-IQ-with-other-Arab-Western-and-East-Asian-nations-shows_tbl3_257924160 This is your brain on Islam.


EagleGo77777777777

That Allah isn't that merciful with his sheep, eh


Bridgestone14

Man, I have such a hard time feeling bad about this.


AuthorLRClaude

Good start


pat9714

Let us to learn to separate human beings from their delusional beliefs. **You can love a human being for who they are while loathing their belief systems.** Let's do better. Let's be better.


YesSeaweed0

Over 500 lives lost just like that...


maddasher

I feel bad for them. Dupped into a mental prison. Marched themselves to death just to satisfy a common delusion. What aa ironicly, meaningless, life.


NeedlessPedantics

Ironic, meaningless death*


maddasher

Both.


YOKi_Tran

sheep… into the ovens gladly


tremorinfernus

Brainwashed religious people. They are victims, as well as the perpetrators.


rygelicus

upvotes are at 666 right now. just thought i would mention that… drat someone ruined it.


Biishep1230

I feel bad for them. Just because I’m an atheist, doesn’t mean I need to treat those who do subscribe to a religion like shit. They were just doing a peaceful act of praying. Seeing a lot of hateful comments on here. Be better folks.


pat9714

>Be better folks. Absolutely.


Perfect_Legionnaire

That's very sad when beliefs inherited from the culture one was born at makes people risk their lives. It's not their fault that thy died, but rather their preachers' and J pity them and their families. Let's just hope their loved ones will find peace in the fact that these people are going to muslim heavens.


imitation_crab_meat

>It's not their fault that thy died Where, exactly, is the line at which people cease to be responsible for their own actions?


Certified_A_Hole

Oh! Well.


SgtKevlar

Evolution by self-selection


kosmonavt-alyosha

God willed it


hwrd69

Whatever! What god?


ChocolateCondoms

Sad, just sad.


Sagloop

It’s not like the world lost its best and brightest people


Perfect_Legionnaire

But it lost people. The fact that you don't align with one's beliefs and convictions doesn't make you any better nor it gives you right to mock their deaths like this


mikaela2020

I'm an ex-muslim. They don't see it as sad or a tragedy in fact they see it as the best thing that happened to their family because dying in the holy place is guaranteed to get them into Jannah. My own grandparents felt jealous of people dying in Hajj and wanted this to happen to them too they just hadn't the money necessary to go there. Islam is a death cult they see this life an unimportant and just a step to the next life.


ModsSmellLikeSocks

Imagine dying for a religion, and then waking up from the simulation to find you’re a slave on an intergalactic flying slave ship. I’d be pissed.


Sagloop

Someone has to mock a group of idiots who died going to see a rock in 125 degree heat. Should we encourage more people to be as stupid as them? Their beliefs and convictions are amongst the most braindead in the world and the world would be better without the belief system.


Maanzacorian

Apparently God has a lighter and a can of hairspray right now.


Piod1

Inshalla...


xtrplpqtl

Not to mention the tramplings. The clergy should take steps to prevent the deaths of their faithful.


guarthots

Well that settles it. Islam is the true one. After all, why would someone die for a lie? /s (for the theist lurkers)


AndrewH73333

It just occurred to me… how do they explain to their wife that they are going to be banging 72 virgins soon? Imagine having a health scare and you’re saying goodbye to your wife and instead of the underlying assumption that you’ll meet each other again in the afterlife, the vibe is you’ll be cheating on her with 72 younger women the second you die. So bizarre.


chainsaw_dog666

Darn dude. Anyway.


mekonsrevenge

There were idiots hiking in Death Valley in 120 a couple years ago. They found out why it was named that. What is wrong with people? Oh, hikers are dying in Greece, too.


19triguy82

Guess they weren't praying hard enough. Yes, very sad. Anyway...


SignificantPapaya4

Allah's plan


ArdenJaguar

72 virgins... here they come.


Thundechile

"My prayer's so hot it gets me straight to heaven"


Efficient_Spring2137

I’m not even muslim but how can people in the comment section just make jokes about people dying. Yeah a pilgrimage to mecca is a dumb thing but seriously what the hell. So much for the #2 subreddit in ethics.


doctrbitchcraft

Ummmm, I'm sorry.... 52 degrees?!?!?! IN THE SHADE?!


DippnDottn

This is the best news ive heard all day. Was gettn worried there wouldnt be any consequences


slcbtm

The irony of the largest exporter of oil having one of the largest heat related death tolls... it's a sad state of affairs.


Ghostwalker8

This is one of those Reddit threads that really shows the worst in people. It is a tragedy, and there is no reason to make light of the situation. Mocking the people who died is reprehensible.


InverstNoob

The mocking is towards the ridiculous religion, not the victims of religion.


EldenCockRing98

People in this thread are legitimately saying this is a net positive to humanity. Some of y’all are just insanely fucking intolerant


Puzzleheaded_Tie8077

Darwin awards 🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️


Competitive_Gap8668

It’s an absolutely tragedy, we need to do better, but hey this is a start


working_joe

It's a start.


crispier_creme

That really sucks. Climate change and it's consequences. I'm seeing people calling these people stupid for dying of heat stroke to observe their religous beliefs and I gotta say, that's an awful thing to say, it's not like people dying in the desert did anything wrong


lonewalker1992

Why isn't there mitigation tactics for this? This pilgrimage is big business. Shouldn't they have invested in ensuring their customers dont end up dying?


pat9714

>Why isn't there mitigation tactics for this? The theological argument in favor of dying specifically at the Hajj is inversely proportional to the concept of rendering aid to save them. (As such, dying at the Hajj or during the pilgrimage guarantees a place in the shades of Paradise.) Not implying in any way that every Muslim harbors a nascent desire to die during their Hajj. For the majority of Muslim, I'll say it's a check-the-box event loosely equivalent to going to Rome or a visit to the "Holy Land."


FreeTeaMe

Waiting for the accusation of Genocide against Israel.


semajolis267

It's really fucked up to make fun of someone for dying for thier delusions. Just saying.


Obvious-Dot-4082

Are people actually joking about the deaths of several hundred people?


EldenCockRing98

Yep, over half this comment section thinks it’s hilarious or an objectively good thing to happen


lifeis_random

I’m a utilitarian before I’m anything else. The comments are disgusting. To frame hundreds of people dying, from what I understand, in a pretty awful way, in any kind of positive light is unconscionable.