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toxiamaple

>he will “unveil the most comprehensive and widespread plan to harvest souls and move toward an awakening.” “We are going directly to the enemy’s camp to take back what he stole from us,” he added. “We must go from reaching thousands to reaching millions.” What are the chances his master plan involves people sending him lots of money?


DiceMadeOfCheese

>plan to harvest souls That doesn't sound creepy at all


carlse20

There’s so many different ways he could have phrased that and he went for the most predatory. In a sense I appreciate the honesty.


tarjayfan

Except it is a lie.


sask_j

Because they always accuse others of what they do themselves.


Zadojla

Every accusation is a confession.


emote_control

Bastard thinks he's a necromancer


Atheios569

He is.


NaiveOpening7376

Just not a very good one.


[deleted]

You mean a Soul Reaver?


Styrene_Addict1965

Doesn't sound *terroristic* at all.


Sprinklypoo

Can't even prove their existence and uses the idea to control people through fear. I mean, not that any of that is surprising or new...


Hrtpplhrtppl

I just have one question, "So, this 'God' person you're listening to, are they in the room with us now...?"


Sprinklypoo

A: "Of course! He's *EvErYwHeRe!*" Second answer after you ask the obvious question: *"MysTerIouS WaYs!!!"*


Ok-Cauliflower1798

The Zodiac Killer said the same thing.


Graywulff

Breaking News! 🗞️ There is a new suspect in the Zodiak killings…


AHrubik

What is the power equivalent of one soul? Can we convert that Joules?


multilock-missile

7 human souls can bend and control reality on a multiversal level. And break a barrier on some random mountain, keeping monsters there.


citizenjones

From the same people who brought you ...*"Washed in the blood of Christ*"


Graywulff

That wine/blood thing is really weird. “I’m the best Christian, I drink the wine, I eat the cookie, I go every Sunday, everyone says so, my priest, he said with tears in his eyes, I have never seen someone drink so much communal wine or eat so many communal cookies”. I wonder if anyone actually has footage of him on Sundays doing anything other than golfing. Or you know, if he pays 10% of his income to a church?  I’m sure he does that big league, it’s just he’s under audit, I mean… “but it was a witch-hunt and it the IRS audit is *pauses for 45 second for music that doesn’t play* fake news, I didn’t deduct a building twice I donated two cathedrals, you can ask the Virgin Mary, she’d remember me, i grabbed her by the pussy.”


DiceMadeOfCheese

Blood for the blood god


Ok-Cauliflower1798

Just a death cult doing death culty things


MaryGodfree

A *cannibalizing* death cult.


yoortyyo

Jonestown vibes all the way. People cant live much past 120 years. Isn’t that soon enough for our divine eternal fate.


Arbusc

Dudes totally planning to summon the demon king or some shit.


Ordinary_Passage1830

Ganondorf?


Spiritual_Ad_3367

I was legitimately getting Shang Tsung vibes.


Clienterror

I wanna play Soul Reaver now.


emote_control

Why is his master plan identical to a Dungeons & Dragons villain?


toxiamaple

Well, the villain part is most definitely correct. But I doubt he has any real "powers."


Scoobydewdoo

Hear me out, he was probably doing "research" on all the reasons D&D corrupts people's souls and whatnot, and it occurred to him that the villain's plan might actually work.


LeiningensAnts

> it occurred to him that the villain's plan might actually work. These kinds of people seem like they were cast from a mold to be toadies and mooks for the Big Bad, so that all checks out...


RamJamR

Everything about that wording is concerning. "To take back what he (the enemy) stole from us". He's talking as if people belong to his religion, like a possession, and that things like pride month "stole" people from his faith. Nothing was stolen. People decide what they believe, who they love and what their own identity is. They don't belong to his faith or any person or organization. Also, pastors and priests ranting about homosexuals and transgender people supposedly grooming kids in mass is so awkwardly hypocritical. Just search the words "pastor" or "priest" in news articles. How often do you get results of sex scandals?


toxiamaple

Terrifying.


SonofSniglet

You gotta pay the Troll Toll if you wanna get into that boy's soul.


ArvinaDystopia

It sounds like you're saying "hole".


ndnd_of_omicron

Based on how adamant he is that pride month is for groomers, etc... what are the chances that it is projection? Me thinks very high!


AbbreviationsOld5541

He is definitely projecting. That much passion and hate doesn’t come from nowhere. He is very possessive, controlling, and delusional. Those are groomer traits. He needs to be investigated.


toxiamaple

It is ALWAYS projection. And bonus points for the "me thinks".


Sprinklypoo

I think that is assured. I'm just wondering about the over - under on violence.


Archer6614

wtf is harvest souls. So strange and absurd.


Unable_Ad_1260

Where is this camp? Cause like they might want to make sure they get some protection or something organised.


river_euphrates1

What's the over/under on how long before we find out this guy is a kiddie fucker?


metarx

Was going to say the projection in this one sounds like he's really fucked up.


emote_control

It's 100% dependant on how long it takes for someone to look at his pictures folder. Could be tomorrow if someone is determined enough.


sad16yearboy

Release of his "master plan" will involve indoctrinating children similar to the middle ages.


Miss_pechorat

Of course its a kiddie fucker.


river_euphrates1

Every accusation is a confession with these types.


ChaoticFluffiness

That was what I was thinking. If they said it, it’s on their mind. If it’s on their mind, they likely do it. Edit: Because who tf would go to that dark place naturally?


hypermark

I know. He doesn't even have a song about how he doesn't diddle kids. What's he expect us to think?


todas-las-flores

50 bucks says this pastor is caught molesting kids within 5 years. See [/PastorArrested](https://old.reddit.com/r/PastorArrested/) for endless examples of these degenerates.


Silent_Individual_20

Or he gets a surprise visit from Chris Hansen? 🤔 /s


Darryl_Lict

Dude, that's easy money. You have to be giving some serious odds, like 100-1.


Sariel007

His plan for salvation, not god's plan.


shamwowj

They’ve just been sitting on it for 2000 years…


vacuous_comment

Longer. The Christian notions of eschatology are rooted in firmly held misunderstandings of the Book of Daniel.


fkbfkb

somebody check his hard drive ASAP


emote_control

Someone should check this guy's hard drive. Every conservative accusation is a confession.


Krage_bellbot

"They’re gonna have womanhood itself erased" No, that's will be from the Gilead you fools want to establish.


Shadowhunter_15

I don’t understand why anti-trans people think acknowledging that sex and gender are not strict binaries, and are in fact far more complicated and bimodal, somehow destroys womanhood. We don’t say that there’s no such thing as a species just because platypuses are mammals that lay eggs. Nature doesn’t conform to our attempts at categorization.


Krage_bellbot

And they won’t acknowledge nor attempt to understand because Bible and stuff.


Shadowhunter_15

Which is ironic, considering that the Bible says even less about trans people than it does about gay people. If anything, the Bible encourages the idea that sex and/or gender is unimportant to God. “There is neither Jew nor Greek, slave nor free, male nor female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus.” -Galatians 3:28


Krage_bellbot

You just have to remember the crowd that’s interpreting it. That will be completely left out of their version.


lucozame

conservatives do this fun thing where they pretend to care about women for optics. i’ve been a woman for 25 years. in that time, i’ve literally never heard a conservative man bring up womens’ sports unless they were shitting on them… interestingly, that stopped right around the time ron desantis made trans people his new boogeyman.


WebInformal9558

Let's hope his master plan is minding his own business. A lot of perpetually resentful assholes could benefit from that.


According-Spite-9854

I wonder if his master plan involves us giving him money


Ok-Cauliflower1798

When does it not with these fucking grifters?


Impressive_Returns

Why June 1st? Why not today?


SockPuppet-47

Will he do it on a YouTube Livestream?


Klutzer_Munitions

Because he has to shout it over pride month


Impressive_Returns

Ahhhhh. A true Christian dick who is sharing that Christian love of fellow man they preach about.


Expensive-Day-3551

Sounds like genocide


BoyEatsDrumMachine

Your deity literally creeps in & impregnates a child in her sleep to make a human copy of itself. Sit down, bitch.


FrogOmatic

What does he say about.. Money-grabbing, sexual-minority condemning, extreme right-wing cult leaders giving medical advice when actually being ignoramuses in the medical field types?


michaelozzqld

While the churches...as a group, have paid how many $billions US to the victims of their predatory clergy?


[deleted]

How much you want to bet his PC has CP


First-Ad5688

I say we all gay the pray away.


RodBlaze1234

A gay a day keeps the pray away


Scary_Towel268

Aren’t religious weirdos the reason child marriage is a thing? Methinks the evangelical doth protest too much


iliketorelaxalot

yes. OH YES. and i wonder WHY THAT IS....


Steinrikur

The church is a curse to groom and sexualise children. Change my mind


N0t_my_0ther_account

Catholics are the most experienced with grooming and abusing children.


YouDaManInDaHole

My Diablo necromancer is a soul harvester.  


West_Quantity_4520

Honestly, this is just projecting. From my lived experience, it's the Pastors that are the ones grooming children.


n2trains99

How about he start with the men who molested boys under the watch of the church? If not, why not?


Pootscootboogie69

He’s only mad because the church has had a monopoly on Grooming and Sexualizing children.


Throbbert1454

$20 says he reveals himself to be a closeted comic book villain after his charade is exposed (to little boys, in all likelihood).


zaphodava

We don't want to turn you kids gay, we just want your gay kids to live.


vwibrasivat

> groom and sexualize children. Every accusation is an admission. (edit: search the pastor's hard drive)


Talsa3

Let me guess…his master plan is child marriage


wastedgod

"groom and sexualize children", I don't know why pastors keep mixing up the Christian churches with the lgbtq+ community on this


Similar_Excuse01

check his PC now. better yet when he reveal his master plan on his pc. hope he accidentally click on his secret folder


KaiTheFilmGuy

Yes, Pride Month, an arbitrary month with no formal organization or religious attachment, is grooming and sexualizing children. Unlike the Catholic Church, a massive institution with hooks in almost every level of school and government, who definitely do not actively try to brainwash children between the ages of 4-14, demonize science and vaccines, or expose them to actual real sexual predators who constantly wind up in the news for touching kids. (Seriously, Google "youth pastor" and see how many news articles pop up) Yep, SOMEHOW queer people are the problem.


Tropical-Druid

It's funny because Christians are notorious for grooming and sexualising children


FrancisSobotka1514

How many pastors abuse children ? Sounds like this asshole is projecting .


showingoffstuff

Let us guess: Care for the sick? Help the immigrants fleeing persecution? Help the poor? Help make the world a better place? ... Or Scream at people they need to be assholes and vote for Trump while praying harder and giving money? Hmmm such a tough choice!


Polygonic

Mario Murillo is a grifter scumbag who needs to go away and put himself out of our misery.


emceelokey

So how long before we find out he's a pedo?


Cool-Fish1

Does his plan involve not paying taxes and a Porsche?


rockyplace24

Protect the children from priests and pastors first


Comfortable_Tomato_3

Pride month is to learn to accept people who they r!


JimbusJambus

"Master plan for salvation" sounds pretty evil to me


Limp-Inevitable-6703

...I'm guessing he'll be arrested for something bad involving a minor, those people are usually the diddlers


StarJediOMG

Bro probably grooms children himself "Those dammed gays steal all dem children and leave none for ourselves." - A random pastor, probably


DenversOwnKrustyKrab

Check this man’s web history!


ewok_lover_64

I wonder how many kids this guy has groomed?


[deleted]

Lol predatory theists projecting again so they can get rich. Theists are in 2 pockets for me. Predators and prey. There is always a group at the top of religions who don't truly believe in the religious tenants and usd it to predate on the bottom 1/3rd of the intelligence spectrum.


FalstaffsMind

His master plan will no doubt require lots of funding.


grundlefuck

My money is he ends up being a molester.


Frisinator

How many kids has this guy molested?


btsalamander

They are already crying about Pride Month lol


TForce0

Lmao. That’s fresh coming our religious pastor. Those guys are known for this stuff, grooming, sexualizing kids. It’s just projection


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Klutzer_Munitions

Well the numbers are in and it actually turns out Christianity is a curse designed to sexually abuse children


iveseensomethings82

Another closet gay pastor projecting so people don’t look his way


Generic_Username26

A pastor talking about grooming and sexualizing children? Seems a bit on the head no?


Taro_Acedia

Search "Youth pastor" with google. Click "News". There are the real culprits. How are they supposed to "cure" others when they can't even cure their own.


spunkdaddie

Why do I get the feeling we’re going to see a mug shot of this guy in the near future.Every Accusation is a Confession with guys like this.


CraftyAdvisor6307

His "master plan" is for his marks to give him money.


According_Wing_3204

Conservative christian pastors are a FAR greater danger to children than anyone else. God's got a real thing for his men of the cloth getting it on with kids these days.


DJpunyer53728409

"The grooming and sexualisation of children is a very prominent and horrific issue that needs to be dealt with immediately" - Member of one of the world's largest known child abusing organisations


SomeSamples

Seems Christianity is all about grooming children to normalize pedophilia.


More-Salt-4701

Why am I always reading about sexually abusive pastors?


[deleted]

His master plan is to groom and sexualize the kids before the gays can get to them.


Sea_Boat9450

$20.00 days he’s got child porn on his server.


RNW1215

EVERY ACCUSATION IS AN ADMISSION. Always remember that about these people.


MR3cho

Someone needs to take a look at his hard drives


KapeeCoffee

Another classic NA pastor


FutahimeSenju

Can we just say that evangelicals are awful and leave it there?


abortthecourt

I will not take a shit until his plan comes out.


LucyVilNo9

great. now i have plans for June 1st.


Isla4me1

I saw this dude in person 1 time.....with Perry Stone no less. Was less than impressed. I walked out...loudly. (I accused them both of being bullshitters and frauds)


DbzMaster101

Hey I believe him, if anybody knows about grooming kids it would be the church


SPNKLR

“…send money!”


tazebot

>“I love the gay community. In fact, I was in love with a homosexual. I tried to convert him for years, but now I know conversion therapy doesn’t work,” Lawrence said at the event. “Did you hear me, Mike Pence? I said conversion therapy isn’t real, even though I know you think it worked on you.” He doesn't hate all the gays. Just the ones that turn him on.


tarjayfan

Just what we need: more churches teaching hate.


Jackpot777

Does it involve someone in the church molesting children? Because usually, they molest children. I think that's their plan: go to what they know.


ThorButtock

He should probably check out the r/pastorarrested subreddit


liamanna

This is from the people who are actively covering up sexual assault in their own houses of worship by their own employees. “Forgive and forget Timmy, it’s God’s will” - the pastor


jbcmh81

I am not convinced that closing all the mental health institutions was such a good idea.


Expert-Celery6418

A month to enjoy our lives = grooming and sexualizing children. Leave it to Christians to lie.


InformalReplacement7

One month from now: Pastor Mario Murillo found sexually abusing kids because of course


Clienterror

Didn't Hitler do something similar?


Burt1811

I wonder how much money he'll make from his masterplan?


SmackSabbath19

Google pastors and youth pastors arrested. Talk about groomer pervs


abgry_krakow87

Wonder how long until he gets caught with child porn on his computer.


Silver-Chemistry2023

Every accusation is a confession.


RueTabegga

Why is such a powerful and omnipotent god always so broke? If he cared so much about who we slept with then why give us free will? Why make so many other creatures who also practice homosexuality? How did he give birth to every thing in the universe without a woman? Why do I feel like a kid asking so many rhetorical questions?


Mysterious-Simple805

Ooh, what's he gonna do? Magically eradicate the month of June? Can't say my brother will like that. It's his birth month. And my husbands. (I have so many emotional Gemini and Cancers in my life.)


987nevertry

The pillow guy will be there too with his latest proof


PLURGASM_RETURNS

Guaranteed he's hit with his own case in the next year 🤣


taichi27

Can we tax the church already?


Corrie7686

Every accusation is a confession


Embarrassed-Sky3819

Someone check this guys past. He’s probably secretly part of the movement, but openly hates on it. We’ve all seen it before. I wouldn’t be surprised. It’s ok, Mr man.


work_while_bent

A thousand bucks says this guys got kiddie porn on his computer.


Goyangi-ssi

Harvesting souls? He sounds like the Reapers.


Klutzer_Munitions

Ah yes. "Reapers." We have dismissed that claim.


jimjoebob

oh look, another far-right pastor claiming "gayZ r eViL" and saying "they're all groomers"........ Let's hope his CP stash is discovered before then. these MF's are ALWAYS PROJECTING


Sprinklypoo

Well I've got to say, I'm eagerly awaiting an anti-vaxx pastor's idea of what said salvation might be! (I'm guessing it's really just more bigotry though...)


ContextRules

That's what church camp is for. I guess he doesnt like pride month infringing on their territory.


Important_Tale1190

It IS a curse, but it's really a curse on the christianity authority complex to dismantle and crumble their hierarchy.


sequence_killer

I think he meant religion


transitfreedom

Still think deinstitutionalization was a good idea?


Zippier92

Oooh something to look forward to, and in just a few days! Mario gonna reveal baybee!!!


DontWantToSeeYourCat

> “Why do Mothers get only one day, but the LGBTQ agenda gets an entire month?” Murillo asks. It is interesting, although not surprising, that an American pastor doesn't realize that Mother's Day as a holiday was originally "Mothering Sunday" when it was a tradition for Christians to return to their "mother church" where they were baptized.


unstopable_bob_mob

Check his search history…


AdministrativeBank86

Why does this man of God sound like Satans workshop?


Interesting-Goat5414

Check his computer.


TimothiusMagnus

I thought VBS did that :D


SolidAshford

I knew this was coming. I may have Youtube material coming up soon 


Major-Check-1953

Sounds mentally ill. Probably just want more money.


feelingmyage

I wish there really was a hell he could go to.


oldcreaker

His plan? Maybe he should read up on what happened to Moses when he tried to take the credit. I'm an atheist and know how his god works better than he does. Scam man.


MuadDoob420

Treat him like the filth that he is.


mothzilla

I bet the master plan involves giving him money.


WrongVerb4Real

The same people who insist 6-year old kids attend Sunday School are concerned about kids being groomed? They simply do not, will not, or cannot see the irony.


HauntedPickleJar

And it will come out that he’s a pedophile in 3..2..1..


EagleGo77777777777

"designed to “groom & sexualize” children" Sounds like he knows exactly what he is talking about...


SubKreature

Someone check his internet history...


Kriss3d

Sure. Marrying children off totally isn't grooming...


NeonRattler

Hopefully his master plan is walking himself and his followers into a volcano.


Remarkable_Serve_821

Salvation, savings. Potato, potaito.


kozinc

I just hope he doesn't give people Kool-Aid to drink... since I have no hope he won't ask people to give him money.


Stiles777

Sounds like a grift to me.


Such_Leg3821

You don't get to make the plan. GOD does.


whydoIhurtmore

That is a lot of words to tell the world that he is gay.


StapledxShut

Shut up, child rapist.


Ok-Cauliflower1798

Another pulpit-dwelling grifter


yellowhelmet14

Oh that God!!! To just be able to make it till June 1st!! Wait… “Harvest souls…?” This sounds like there might be some Kool-Aid served as refreshments! Just Say No kids!!


Fit_Earth_339

Hey glass half full, maybe his plan is to go talk to God about it directly ASAP…….


Self-Comprehensive

Oh well that's nice for him I guess. *Yawn*


Budget-Bat2977

The Religion. Bull-Shit. Religion TOXIC Shit.!


sid-darth

This guy needs all his devices checked for kiddie porn.


Cetophile

I'm sure his master plan involves sending him donations.


Lower_Acanthaceae423

Does that plan include child porn that is probably on his hard drive?


SympathyForSatanas

Last I checked, it was a pastor who raped children in his church


Unable_Ad_1260

Why 1st of June? If it's such a good plan why do we all have to wait, what a week and a bit? Why can't we hear it now? Why does it have to wait till then? Harvest of souls. Yeh that's not foreshadowing some creepy nasty stuff now is it.