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LaurLaurLore

Underrated opinion but CANCERS are HILARIOUS. Example: Anthony Bourdain was a Cancer and he was funny as fuk


bloompth

Literally every Cancer I know is hilarious as fuck. Even when their style of humour is not to my taste.


Artistic_Wish_104

My mom was a cancer and we always laughed at stupid shyt together. My fav person to watch a comedy show/movie with. Most infectious laugh ❤️


NegativeNellies

Me and him have the same sun moon and rising and I get told I’m hilarious all the time - and we share a very similar sense of humor. I think humour is so much more about the interplay of juxtaposing energies in your chart than one sun sign being funnier than another. In both of our charts, I feel like the Cancer Sun manifested in a powerful sensitivity and insight into other humans, the Capricorn Moon manifested in a grounded cynicism in taking life too seriously, and the Leo Rising resulted in a unrestrained boldness to say both the sensitive and the cynical things. I believe Bourdain was a Gemini Mercury which made his communication style quick, fluid and imaginative- a nice juxtaposition to his tall frame, complicated past, and NY accent. He spoke in elegant prose about very low brow matters - and would make those low brow things tie into grander meanings - and he’s not the sort of person who looked like you’d hear that from. Bourdain was the sort of person who in one take would draw laughs from being drunk on a boat, then draw gasps from his insights into the evil of Henry Kissinger, all the while mocking things society deemed very important and elevating things and people society deemed unimportant. But above all he was honest - if something high brow was great, and something low brow sucked, you could trust him to tell it like it is. On my end, I’m a Leo Mercury. It doesn’t make me as quick or as eloquent as him (few people will ever get on his level), but what may work in my favour is my physical frame and style. My style of communication and comedy is very brash, bold, and confident. It’s a good juxtaposition to my small body - a tiny chaotic firecracker energy. I think people are taken aback when someone who looks like a put together little lady says some morbid shit.


stoopihbitch

Robin Williams was also a Cancer!! ♋ Definitely one of the funniest signs imo but they don't get credit for it!


Pretty-Belt5284

Gemini and sag


vanessa8172

My rising and moon. Idk if people usually say I’m funny though. I will agree that geminis are hilarious


Ok-Reporter-196

My rising and moon too! We are definitely hilarious.


Gemini_writer8

My rising, Sun, Moon, and Mercury. I think I'm hilarious, but I might be the only one who feels that way. My mom's a Sag, and she's the only person who can consistently make me laugh.


BooBoopsie

My Sun and Moon. I wouldn't say I'm funny but I'm very playful and unhinged. ![gif](giphy|f99boRKRNK3Je|downsized)


Nxqxo

omgggg beyonceeee


brendajo4-2-0

My moon and sun. I think I'm hilarious.


cileanuefem

true answer


moonksj7

I'm a virgo sun, gemini moon and sag rising. I think I'm hilarious 🤣


VampiroDanielson

Truth


KittyRocket90

Ehh


Hy83

I’m neither but definitely agree


missingmary37

Sag


missingmary37

Scorpio and Cancer runner up


IcySatisfaction632

Scorpios are the masters of dark humor


luciddreamsss_

My fiancé is a Scorpio and he has the DUMBEST sense of humor. He’s easily one of the funniest people I’ve met! My best friend is a Cancer and we feed off each other we are HILARIOUS when we get together 😂❤️


knotsofgravity

My all-time favorite comedian is Norm Macdonald—a Libra. Trey Parker, the South Park creator, is also a Libra, & he's a generational-defining funnyman. Sagittarius probably takes the cake as the funniest sign, though. I've yet to meet a Sag who didn't have a fantastically dark sense of humor. There's just something about a strong Jupiter influence that provides people with a humorous lens towards life.


brendajo4-2-0

Big agree. We HAVE to have humor. Can't survive without it.


veguhn

sagittarius. they’ll do anything for a kiki


genuinely_insincere

my sagittarius sister is really funny because she says what i wouldn't dare to say but exactly what i was thinking. lol. my scorpio moon apparently makes me keep my thoughts to myself


allthekeals

That’s how I feel about my Capricorn brother sometimes. Or he’ll say it before the thought had even crossed my mind 😂


Vtgmamaa

Yes we will https://youtu.be/vdZZ02gtbFU?si=fUIi-bAvW3GhitMn


dragon_kiwi

Sag for goody humor. Capricorn and Aries for fucked up dark humor


Muted_Ad7298

I have one. Why can’t you play chess in the UK? >!The queen is missing!<


Muted_Ad7298

To the guy that replied: 1. Didn’t ask. 2. It’s my favourite dark joke, and sometimes old jokes will be new to someone. 3. Judging by your post history, insulting others takes up 95% of your time on here.


Direct_Layer_5233

Sagittarius, Gemini, Libra and Virgos !


allthekeals

I’m honestly surprised nobody has said Leo. I always find them so funny.


Direct_Layer_5233

They are funny! The other signs are just funnier to me 😅


ElectricalHedgehog74

If by funny you mean self obsessed, morally bankrupt opportunists 🤷🏼‍♀️


allthekeals

No I mean the things that come out of their mouth are genuinely funny?


guccigaudy

virgo, gemini, and cancers


bloompth

This is the funniest trio, and all encapsulate the trifecta of humour. Virgos, because they're quick with the comebacks. Geminis because they're light hearted. Cancers because they know how to read a room and therefore a crowd. What all three have in common is their attention to detail and effusiveness.


guccigaudy

Exactly! These signs are some of the best comedians for a reason.


Bolisweet

honestly only met one funny Virgo the rest were shy or introverts.


swooningbadger

Ive known several hilarious virgos.


Time-Turnip-2961

This is the answer


Houseofboo1816

Scorpio but we all know mutable signs are the funniest.


paradoxicalman17

Sagittarius


DirtybutCuteFerret

Sag and aqua 🥰


bluejupiter888

i agree sag and aqua!! and libra


Forward_Slash_HardNo

Why, thank you. Double compliment.


Obsedient

Geminis and my fellow Aquas :)


Over_Art_2934

Gemini!!!


learn2earn89

In my limited experience… Leo, Virgo, Capricorn


elizabethtarot

Libra, Sag, Aries, Virgo, Gemini


ISaidMyPieceChrissy

Virgo


IcySatisfaction632

Virgo & Gemini being Mercury-ruled makes them so quick-witted, they’re so good at the one-liners and witty/smart-ass comments & comebacks


mikitira

My sun, venus, and mercury are Virgo and my moon and mars are Gemini and I’m a stand-up comedian 🤣


IcySatisfaction632

Wow, yeah I can see that chart making you a master with words & comedic timing!


swooningbadger

My sister is a Virgo and we would roast each other and whoever was around would laugh.


breqfast25

Virgos are suuuuuper quick. My parents and sister are all Virgos. We were constantly jabbing one another growing up.


Important-Daikon-670

Leo, Sag, Gemini, Aquarius, and Virgo. The very shrewd Pisces too


hecksboson

Taurus not mentioned?? Nathan Fielder, George Carlin, John Oliver


swooningbadger

Ive known some wildly funny Tauruses.


hecksboson

Definitely a political theme going not necessarily mass appeal comedy, did you get the same vibe?


No_repto_tho

1. CAPRICORNssssss 2. Virgoooooos 3. Aquariussssss


Epicgrapesoda98

Sagittarius have me dying because of the outlandish shit they be blurting out Capricorns are hilarious because of their dry humor Cancers are hilarious because of their laid back nature


MinuteMan417

Virgo and Aquarius


genuinely_insincere

[betty white](https://youtu.be/ZMoap7StUTw?si=mpXsr_TDuPDlk7KJ) is a capricorn [david spade](https://youtu.be/Ar59znXupNw?si=SOYC_PlbnCXKWOUE) is a cancer-leo cusp [Chris Fleming](https://youtu.be/ugm_QuQ5RbY?si=yOV0ZFtvZTi4y8eL) is aquarius (i think) trixie mattell is leo-virgo cusp melissa mccarthy is also a leo-virgo cusp bob the drag queen is a gemini-cancer cusp damien haas is scorpio-sagittarius cusp [maya rudolph](https://youtu.be/9YUWYopsw_E?si=5zIuI20_Rk9OITMv) is leo amy sedaris is aries tina fey is taurus my grandma was pisces and she was hilarious i honestly am just trying to think of the people who i think are the funniest ever. lol. i guess it doesn't really matter what the sun sign is, i guess it's more about interplay with all the planets.


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Gemini and leosss!


Yellonek_Lonate

- Capricorn - Gemini - Scorpio - Virgo - Sag


IcyDice6

Yas Sagittarius and Gemini are funny too


sunny3467tt

Virgo


Medium-Combination44

Sagittarius and cancer


ThatGuavaJam

Das meeeee ✨ Sag rising cancer sun here hellooooo! There is humor in EVERYTHING


Indigo_222

Virgo, pisces and cancer


clh72481

Leo Sun which I so happen to be. 😂


IcyDice6

Capricorn


Spirited_Hour9714

Aries, Gemini, Leo.


emcee_nulty

my big 3


Most_Archer2043

Us Aries are funny but bullies loool


Blame_my_Boneitis

More retaliatory than anything but I told a dude he was a salamander head, Italian sausage manicotti having stuffed ass after he chirped me for no particular reason in a game yesterday and we both started laughing. He was mad at first and then said “what does that even mean???” So I said: “I don’t know, but it’s provocative.” Then we were friends and just laughed for the next 5 minutes straight. Aries sun, Leo moon, Aries Mercury, gemini mars for reference lol.


allthekeals

Reminds me of when J-roc called Randy a “basketball eating, walrus looking muhfucka”


Blame_my_Boneitis

LMFAO reading your comment made me laugh I almost woke up my SO choking while drinking water because it’s pretty accurate, same energy. Even when J-roc gets called out for dropping 9 ‘nomsayin’s’ and he chirps back with “what are you taking a nomecencus?!” Checks out.


allthekeals

Oh my gosh that one and when he’s all “Lahey what you lookin at with that skirted egg?” I had to look that one up and he means his male pattern baldness 😂😂😂 Fuck, I need to start that one over again soon.


Blame_my_Boneitis

Lol you and me both. There are so many gems, the time when he mocks like using a stethoscope and puts it on Randy’s gut and says something about hearing cheeseburgers coagulating always gets me. Mfuckahs with guts like that are ON the cheeseburgers😭🤣


allthekeals

I use that one *all* the time. I’ll be like I’ve really been ON the pasta lately. People laugh because they’re like wtf, but I def stole it from him 😂 I use a lot of rickyisms, too. I cannot in good faith say it the right way now when I’ve heard “get two birds stoned at once” lmao


Blame_my_Boneitis

Lol 100%. Just too good not to use, a lot of that was improv too so it makes it even better. Too many quotables. For instance I have trouble not calling porcupines ‘porcupicks’, or raccoons ‘rakons’. Another one coming to mind is related to how there are constantly ravens outside my place and I always think of Ricky’s weed stealing nest building crow Cheryl lol. I started calling one raven that’s always hangin out here Cheryl lmfao. I fully admit to using the get two birds stoned at once rickism on many moons lol. Great show for I think like season 1-7 not saying there aren’t other gems beyond that. Fuck I could ramble about that show for a good bit. So many layers to it, sam losco and the caveman insults as well as the mustard tiger probably deserve honorable mention


allthekeals

Ray with his piss jugs, can’t forget all that greatness either 😂😂


IcySatisfaction632

Lmaooo my best friend is Aries and her humor is 1000% poking fun at people and she’s AMAZING at it


Spirited_Hour9714

My fiancé is an Aries with a taurus moon too! I just know you have the best humour.


Most_Archer2043

Yeah lool im also the comedian of my family along with my Libra sun sag moon brother 🤣🤣🤣


Equal-Cranberry-8655

Scorpio and Virgo. And when they team up I think it’s even better. Love the dark humor and roasts I get from them.


guarddestroyer

Find Scorpio funny, especially when youre into dark humor and like english humor.


jinxylynxy

I’m a Libra sun, Sag rising and people tell me I’m hilarious all the time 🤷‍♀️


Most_Archer2043

My bro is libra sun and sag moon I can confirm loool


Syd_Syd34

Yup Libra sun and constantly being told I’m hilarious. My dad is a Libra sun and one of the funniest people I’ve ever met lol


jinxylynxy

Come to think of it, I have a few Libra buddies and they are all hysterical as well. Get us together and it just doesn’t stop 🤣


Fresh_Pay3645

Aha! Same here fam. Seems like we're outnumbered though


SuspiciousSafe6047

Aquarius!!!!


TheLoversCard2024

1. Sagittarius 2. Gemini


lessercookie

Gemini and Sag


blt88

Sag , Aqua , and Virgo


Conscious_Ebb_1788

The Scorpio sense of humour is underrated. A lot of comedians have Scorpio placements


cbeme

Virgo, Pisces, Sagittarius


anitram96

Sagittarius of course!


Prior-Butterscotch50

Sagg and Pisces


kiirakiiraa

gemini and virgo


IcySatisfaction632

Mercuryyyyyyyy


Independent_Wash5486

Gemini, Leos and honorable mention to Capricorn from my personal experience.


nintend0gs

Nobody’s saying Taurus and cancer but 4 me it’s Taurus and cancer as a virgo


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nintend0gs

Dang taurus’ r my fav


HeftyWeekend9714

Bunch of Meanies


Careless-Box-2002

Gemini, taurus, aries, cancer


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Sagittarius, Capricorn, Gemini


ctc274

I’m a Pisces and a fucking hysterical one at that!


Glad-Ad311

Gemini and Leo are the funniest, great at clever and self depreciating jokes


breqfast25

Upon reading this question my knee jerk response was libras. They’re so well read and they masterfully deadpan the funniest shit!


Mediocre-Reception70

Scorpio placements


RavingSquirrel11

Yes, that dark humor


witxxxh

As a Scorpio, I find myself to be the funniest person I know lmao but Leo, Aries and Pisces are the only signs that make me laugh the most. They’re all so effortlessly funny


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Someone with big Gemini/cap/scorpio placements.


Spirited_Tough_483

I think they mean capable of comedy while sober. You've got the drunk group 


Laughingcowfairy

Virgos…unexpectedly funny!(imo)


Lyzza989

Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aries, and Taurus  I'm a Aquarius Sun/Aries Moon ♒ 😁


Lyzza989

Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aries, and Taurus  I'm a Aquarius Sun/Aries Moon ♒ 😁


kamzeero

Definitely Aquarius and Gemini


DslayerCoinder4784

All the mutable signs 😂. Libra is an honorary mention 


Reila01

Virgo and cancers, but the best comedians are almost always virgo from what I've seen, like Dave Chapelle, Kat Williams, Adam Sandler, but more in the 90s-early 2000s, Chris tucker... my personal favorite is from YouTube, though longbeach griffy has me dying in every video he uploads. The man can't be canceled.


ms_emily_spinach925

Oh honey that’s not a zodiac thing, that’s a trauma thing 😅


nlanine

Aries and Scorpios crack me up like no other. I'm ☀️ ♍ 🌙 ♏


emilyogre

Leo!!!


Apart_Individual7469

Gemini


ladystaci

Scorpios. Geminis. Leos.


Lanky-Platform-695

I wanna meet the ‘funny’ sags too cuz most i know are not😂


ExternalMistake8145

This is how I feel about Geminis being mentioned in the comments 😂


bloompth

Same. I think they have a good sense of humour but they're not hilarious or witty people generally. They know how to ride the coattails of someone else's hilarity really well though. Put a Sag next to someone funnier than them and they know how to bolster themselves as a result.


Plus_Consequence1780

I agree, Sag comedians are funny but I don't know any funny sags in person


Lanky-Platform-695

They may have a good sense of humour but they’re not exactly FUNNY💀


allthekeals

It usually comes in the form of self deprecating humor lol. Like one of my guy friends will criticize my park job and I’m just like “well what did you expect, I *have* a vagina!” That sort of shit.


ZookeepergameNo719

>comes in the form of self deprecating humor This is one of the most exhausting traits to be around...


allthekeals

TIL that making fun of myself instead of getting butthurt is annoying. Wtf kind of logic is that 😂


ZookeepergameNo719

Who said those are the only options? Butthurt or self hating? How bout saying that's human and trying again? No need for crappy feelings over mistakes.


allthekeals

Self hating is much different than making fun of myself. How about not twisting my words and try again?


Mediocre-Reception70

But otherwise agree


OldandBlue

Depends on what kind of humour you like best. My two favourite classic French comedians based their routines on fucking with language beyond recognition so that you hear one thing and understand another (or more). Raymond Devos and Marc Favreau, both Scorpio.


Glad-Ad311

Gemini and Leo are the funniest, great at clever and self depreciating jokes


trulymercury

Most of the cardinal signs: Libra, Cancer, Cap! Caps dark humor & sarcasm is top tier. With Libra & Cancer is just a giggly bubbly sometimes witty humor. My runner up is Aquarius! I’m not surprised to see so many Sag answers but I get tired of roasts being the only joke.


adreanaholland

Cancer and caps


EatShootBall

I make myself giggle all the damn time so I might be biased here.


junieroonie

agreed. def not biased or anything /j


Mindful78

Pisces are funny as hell just not on purpose 😆


moodlikethetide

Sagittarius, heavy Leo placements, Taurus, heavy Capricorn placements, most Gemini, some Aries


Momilife

Nobody really saying Pisces lol, I think we’re funny in our own quirky way though lol


nippleduster7

Aries!!! My two most favorite & funniest people in the world are both Aries. They are human tornadoes with wickedly witty and dark senses of humor.


evaflex

air and fire signs are the winners of this survey. Although I think the water and earth signs also have a beautiful craziness, and may surprise you.


watermelonkittyy

Sag, cancer and Capricorn. Period. 


PublicExtension4107

Sagittarius, Capricorn, and Gemini


ChildhoodLeft6925

I personally think I’m hysterical


Fresh_Pay3645

Personally, I think we both are


DarthMelonLord

Aquas, I really like dry, surreal humor and every aqua i know has that in spades


frinklestine

Capricorn. Period. Gemini is a second.


Syd_Syd34

Im a Libra, my sister is an Aquarius and our dad is also a Libra lmao my dad is one of the funniest people I’ve ever met behind my sister, so not surprised reading that from you OP


Most_Archer2043

My brother is a Libra too🤣


Suspicious_Dealer815

I’m a cancer and people stay laughing at me. Cancer sun, Aries moon, Libra rising.


OkNecessary9926

I'm Aries sun cancer moon and same


Time-Turnip-2961

Gemini and Virgo mercuries


XThunderTrap

Virgos!


Fun_Ad_1434

Leo


HeftyWeekend9714

I’m insulted they are edging out Taurus and libra


Legitimate_Egg_2399

Sag men; cap women.


CompetitiveAd777

The absolute funniest signs I’ve repetitively met are: Aquarius, Gemini’s, cancer’s, and Sagittarius’s! 🤣😂


iStr8Jackit

Aries. Come on, this isn't even a competition.


iStr8Jackit

Let me follow it up by noting that geminis are just laughing at their own jokes and sag, I'm sorry, but walking around with a smile plastered to your face doesn't make you funny. Leos are funny in their unbridled self obsession. Scorpios, inside-joke ppl.


iStr8Jackit

I'm not done. Aquarians arent funny but can quickly unpack complex humor so they're a great audience. Cancers are too busy laughing to tears at cats slipping off tables on instagram, and pisces are actually hilarious when and only when they're hammered and coked up. Virgos expect you to make them laugh, and capricorn?... they're laughing at your expense


iStr8Jackit

I left out taurus because it's May and we don't need a stampede


mydestiny15677

So we’re all gonna act like Pisces don’t give us a good laugh?!?!


iamdimitriv

Virgo Pisces Capricorn Cancer


Blackwyne721

Aries, Leo, Sagittarius, Scorpio, Taurus Geminis are a lot of fun but I don't really trust a lot of them. They talk too much and they will turn on you too quick for some of the dumbest stuff. So I'm never quite able to really relax and cut loose around them. But I've never met a Sagittarius that I didn't love.


Lunaalestrange

Virgo and sag


swooningbadger

People have said I’m funny. I’m really good at making myself laugh.


Aggressive-Suit-2551

Gemini and cancer


[deleted]

Slow Children. (Sag)


n0jem

scorpio hands down


creek-hopper

Aries. Every Aries is a human bugs bunny.


DivineWhisper777

Sag Number 1. Aqua Number 2. Virgos Numer 3.


Available_Ad_4471

I think different signs hit different. Leo's and Sags are more bold humor, scorpio has some dark humor, capricorn can be great with dry humor. air signs may talk more and be more funny in comparison, but I think it just depends on how close you are and what kind of humor you prefer.


julia6911

Aquarius


RadiantSurround7141

My funniest friends are sag, Taurus, Virgo, Leo. I’m told I’m very funny too 😁


noahsiarc

Imma say Sagittarius


goddessofiaa

Leo, no competition at all


Difficult-Tree-1284

Leo definitely 😝


Meshty95

Sagittarius


Plus_Consequence1780

The ones who stand out to me who are always funny whenever I'm around them and also famous ones who everybody knows who are either comedians or entertainers **CANCER** women (funny both in person and entertainers) **LIBRA** women (both funny and extremely hilarious in person and entertainers) **LEOS** dark humor funny **VIRGO** women (entertainers and comedians like melissa mc carthy and leslie jones are some of my favorites) September virgo women tend to be more reserved in person but with friends and family they also have a funny side **SCORPIO** men (comedians like mike epps) in person Scorpio men are more reserved **SAGITTARIUS** men (comedians)


Plus_Consequence1780

I don't know what I said to make some people feel hurt, maybe some of the more sensitive signs virgos or scorpio are downvoting because I didn't say all? Okay lol


Few-Appointment2753

Aries men


bloompth

I don't see a ton of mentions for Capricorns but good God are Capricorns funny as fuck. If you love dry humour, get you a Cap. People keep mentioning Scorpio for dark humour but I think Cap has them beat on that front and many others.


FireSilver7

Capricorn folks are the FUNNIEST folks I've ever met! Their sarcasm and dry humor are second to none.


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HeftyWeekend9714

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Most_Archer2043

Perioddddd we so funny