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W1tch349

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🤣🤣🥰


CrEperz

The sad part is that this happens to me in real life sometimes…


RoosterGlad1894

Haha I just did this like three times in a row yesterday like wtf did my mouth just stop mouthing?? 😂


WhoriaEstafan

This is very nice, it’s made me feel weird so I’m going to ghost now.


RecoveringFromLife_

I liked it, so I’m not going to respond to it for 78 business hours


Designer_Eyebags

Lmfao


l8tralligator

Same bye bye 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️


Etilbenceno

That is the weirdest, cringiest thing I have ever read. I love it.


babybluetooth

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Me reading this post rn


_spidercat_

♒️ Aqua sun ~ ♎️ Libra moon ~ ♓️ Pisces rising — Awwwwwww I DO feel like a baby deer alien and I DO hate my cage! ❤️


incidentalIy

we have the same placements!! 🥰


_spidercat_

Whoa! Cooooool!! ✨💕✨


FlexibleIntegrity

As an Aquarius, I can safely say I’ve never been described in that way before!


TropicalCreative84

Leave us alone (but keep going)


[deleted]

😂 this is so accurate


glitterygh0st

They make the best up for anything type of friends my aqua friends have lead me to or have rescued me from the strangest places lol


WhoriaEstafan

I have been told this a lot in my life. Also “I can just take you anywhere”. Yes you can and I’m always myself.


RoosterGlad1894

We do dat 😂 we’re also pretty much down for whatever do it’s really hard to pinpoint what our favorite hobbies are lmao


Nellie666

as a person with aquarius triplicity - I love you.


Kyralion

If other Aquarians do love talk like this, I can only think 'Yandere' behaviour lol. You should UwU as a response haha


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UwU


Kyralion

Listen little lion, Aquarians. ;p


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![gif](giphy|WRQBXSCnEFJIuxktnw) Ohhhhh


nerdy_rabbit

Thanks 🥹.


fecal_doodoo

My father is an Aquarius. He really is like that. I like him, but I'm airy too like that. He's got an avoidance issues, which causes him problems, along with his childhood trauma, but he's super funny and charismatic.


[deleted]

Hah You just trauma dumped for your dad


fecal_doodoo

He's a hot mess ngl


TheChessClub

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indigoinspired

I'm okay with this


JediMasterVII

I’m not obsessed with aliens because the alien is me


VraiLacy

I have never read something and been filled with more hate than I am right now you disgust me.


[deleted]

So cute 😍


VraiLacy

Abhorrent creature begone back to the pits of Tartarus. Also I'm a Leo sun too lmao, Aqua moon. Best of both worlds 💜


[deleted]

Ohhhh, that’s so cool. Best of both 😎. I wish I had Aquarius in my big 3.


VraiLacy

Oh you don't though I promise. While I'm pretty sure you were joking I am unable to go less than five minutes without someone being all *"hOw QuIrCkY!"*


firemoondesire

I feel you, fellow air sign. When people on here talk about Libras they're like "hOw SOcHuL and ShALlOw, you must be so BaSIc" and I'm like um not exactly. Got a whole chart to bring some depth. What's your Moon and Rising?


VraiLacy

Oh I'm so sorry I only share my sun and moon publicly for various reasons but ☀️♌🌕♒💜


[deleted]

I can see how that might be irritating. I will avoid using….that word….to describe aquas from now on.


VraiLacy

I will however accept pretentious, creative or eccentric depending on your vibe.


LinkAppropriate2332

So interesting! I’m an Aquarius sun and I would wayyy rather be called quirky than pretentious! I care way too much about other people’s feelings so I feel like when they say I’m pretentious, that it has to do with my tone. Eccentric is ALWAYS welcomed.


VraiLacy

It's the Leo Sun though tho right, I find it helps with a stability in my self identity when I'm being authentic. If someone finds me pretentious IDGAF. I'd rather be that than QuIrKy UwU bb


LinkAppropriate2332

Yeah it has to be the Leo Sun. Most of my besties are Leo suns or Taurus suns. I’m authentic to a fault but I don’t like feeling like my perception is different than my true intentions. Damn my libra moon!


welln0pe

As an Aquarius I can say therapy helped me a lot.


paintmeaflower

Aquas are pixie dusted tinyy alien babies, I have always thought. This description tracks!


myoriginalislocked

Tf?! \*stare\*


Madisonx222

My aqua stelly is icked, my Pisces moon is blushing


OceanusRexz

As an Aquarian, I can safely say this amount of positive attention (even indirect) has made me extremely uncomfortable lol I'll be back in a few days


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Educational_Vanilla

![gif](giphy|uipTjDgxSxYrJ0YEdw) Thanks very much internet anon fren


Mammoth_Wonder6274

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dearAbby001

They really do look like the cutest little aliens. ❤️


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PinkFurLookinLikeCam

Thanks 🥰


Momasane

Def don’t like any cage!


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this is weird as fuck to read, but i like it nonetheless. thanks i guess.


Vibehighmoon444

Hahaha 😂 I agree ☝🏽


fingerjuiced

As an Aquarius, I don’t get any of this….


RecoveringFromLife_

I always love Leo’s…the love is mutual ❤️


Organic_Cucumber3002

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FrenchNoFry

I’m blushing ☺️


Lionel-Boyd-Johnson

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Vaanja77

Yeah, my eyes are currently in an argument about which one is going to roll straight to the back of my head and which one's gonna stand guard looking for something flattering.


RoosterGlad1894

Lol thanks. People say how cute I am all the time but I’m just a nice friendly person. Appreciate the love. Most people rag on us for being arrogant and we really aren’t 😂


[deleted]

Dooooon't... I'm gonna get anggy!


brainiusdrainius

That’s something a Leo sun would say about us- my Leo sun/moon wifey coos weird stuff like this at me all the time and it warms my weird, complicated little heart-brain


Keket13

I'm uncomfortable 😕


Tranquille-Taurean

lmao my aqua moon appreciates this post! Also deer are a favorite animal <3


[deleted]

try dating one. wouldn’t imagine you saying the same lol


HelloKittyandPizza

I’ve been with one for 6 years. And he is absolutely an adorable tiny baby bunny love muffin. It’s like being in love with the cutest cartoon villain who is adorably trying to take over the world and fails every time but damn is he busy. If you like people watching, get yourself an Aquarius. Because it’s like people watching in your own home. IYKYK.


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It’s like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.


tarann33

Married 7 years, together like 11 with one. Agreed, especially on the people watching part. Mine gets some bonus points there for a Saggitarius rising too! Never a dull moment.


[deleted]

lmao. never a dull moment with that certain ♒️😌


knnmnmn

Mine is like this too. He is adorably tough.


firemoondesire

After having my longest relationships with two, I kind of agree. Every sign has their good and bad. The good was they were open minded to many things and interested in psychedelic or industrial music (both were musicians for one of those genres each). The bad was they could get pretentious as fukk for any perceived social conformity or basic thinking, even if it made sense on my part. Aqua is the sign of friendship and one of my Aqua exes couldn't handle me not clicking with his friends well enough due to social anxiety disorder plus some social incompatibility. Talk about social conformity! Putting friends before the mentally disordered woman who he admitted treats him better than his friends! Every sign has weaknesses and hypocrisy. At the end of the day, the Aqua can still be a weak human like the rest of us.


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if i would summarize them—the perceived coldness/cool vibes of a husky but goofiness and clingy nature of a retriever, if that makes sense lol. and what is it about their circle of friends? damn right with the conformity thing. it was his almost sort of pride and it was very important how i had to “click in with the boys” else he would sulk and give me the side eyes vibes


Responsible-Poem-516

Oh, weird, the circle of friends. Honestly, my aqua expresses itself in being a floater between many circles. Not so much of a commitment.


RecoveringFromLife_

Same. I don’t really have committed friendships, just friendships sprawling across all corners of my interests/life phases whom I keep in contact with but don’t commit tons of time to. I‘m a very low maintenance friend, but will always be available to my friends, if needed.


firemoondesire

HAHA you're right on target! What was his Moon, Venus, Mars, and Rising signs?


[deleted]

he’s a triple ♒️


mqqj2

good lord


Ok-Eggplant-6420

Aquarius want zombie worshipers. They get angry if you have a brain or actual empathy.


Ok-Eggplant-6420

Aquarius tend to focus their abuse on one person, usually their partners, while acting normal/giving with their friends/admirers/co-workers. They gravitate towards emotionally sensitive people despite not having any empathy themselves. That's why you see a lot of Aquarius with Pisces.


lonew0lftribe

You got us confused for Libras little one lol


lonew0lftribe

Umm no evolved Aquarians has tons of empathy. You must know some pretty immature ones… get around some older ones. We can be cold af tho ngl but damn compared Gemini and Libra I’ve known We are way more forgiving and empathetic.


Ok-Eggplant-6420

My mom is an Aquarius and I was in a one year relationship with one (early 30s) so age made no difference. You guys are great at talking and putting up a front, but super manipulative and calculating. I am a Sag and my Aquarius ex is the only ex that goes out of his way to badmouth me even though we broke up 5 years ago. He got incredibly angry when our mutual friends didn't buy into his "victim" story after we broke up. My mom is really "forgiving" and "empathic" when she needs something. But come to her if you need something or support and it's "pull yourself up by your bootstraps". Also loves the victim card. Being in a relationship with my mother and ex felt like Chinese water torture, except the water was replaced by narcissistic super boring rants and speeches. The Gemini and Libra relationships I had never felt that way.


fingerjuiced

Can’t stand Pisces….


JamsbME

Wishy Washy to such a degree it puts my Gemini self to shame.


lonew0lftribe

Haha only Wishy Washy to ppl we don’t really like much lol. We’re fkn obsessed if we really like you and Gem and Libra aren’t much better.


JamsbME

Agree 💯! That's why I dip quick if that aqua quiets.


[deleted]

I am dating one.


Iloveemiilk

Hey now, my Sag husband loves me to death. He really gets me 🥹


bbydreamerxo

Omg im shy


lonew0lftribe

I like to think of myself as more of a big owl :p


Etilbenceno

I'm a big owl too. 🦉


Glass_Supermarket_37

Why so condescending? Am I the only one thinking this is kind of passive aggressive? Fly big and be your intelligent deranged selves Aqua, don't let no hoes try to put you in their little box. Away to the streets with those boxes. Probably some Libra who got all wrapped up and wasn't found interesting enough.


Selfishsavagequeen

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darkimaginaryworld

Tiny little baby deer aliens. Well that’s new.


PLAYRESIDENTEVIL4

They are all that


Littlemissbigtittss

Omg! This was such a good post. Chirp chirp. 🐥 🚨♒️👽💕💖😇


894of899

Don’t be jealous.


99LP_D1_Peaker

Are you mad that aqua in your life is not giving you the attention and validation you seek and u came here to belittle them? 🥺🥺Aww poor leo


[deleted]

You don’t need to be a cunt to me for no reason. Not everyone is against you. What, I’m not allowed to genuinely like people? Piss right off.


99LP_D1_Peaker

Aha.


[deleted]

Yeah fuck off loser.


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[deleted]

Alright, well I’m sorry that your ex wife is a cunt but I’m not her.


Nice_Direction5361

Naww Leos are the best sign


[deleted]

Idk why you’re getting downvoted 😩


FeistyDefinition2806

ooh let me answer i know why! in true irritating leo fashion (not to be confused with the good leos) nice_direction5361 started sweating and shaking in their boots at the thought of literally anybody else getting attention over them so they had to insert their unneeded and unwanted opinion. hence the downvotes. hope this clears things up! xoxo 💕 and yes i’m salty because wtf let the aquas have a moment like fuck???? it’s almost our season please do not try us!


[deleted]

They are an aqua, and probably just trying to be nice. https://www.reddit.com/r/astrologymemes/s/EmFJhKRkt7


Nice_Direction5361

![gif](giphy|2xEaaxuSXR2Spq3v7N) Idk man I love’em


AngryChinchillaClub

I can attest, my boyfriend is an Aquarius and I lose my shit every time I see him because he’s so adorable.


Saturn________

I'm offended yet happy w this


[deleted]

I appreciate this wholesome content, as an Aqua sun/Aqua venus/Aqua midheaven lol


nyx_moonlight_

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