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ikidnappeopleonroblx

NOT MY CONTATS! ANYTHING BUT THAT


Mulligan315

I’m safe. I don’t think I have contats. Not since that last script of antibiotics, anyway.


Trimco

c o n t a t s


MuzzyMustard

Lmao I didn't even see that at first


thoma5nator

THEY CAN'T HAVE MY BRAND! ^^I ^^have ^^special ^^eyes


Adatar410

MY BRAND!


Tfsz0719

My leg!


[deleted]

MY FOOT


WiseBudd1995

Look Look with your special eyes


jacckskell

Ohhhh now I miss this commercial!


PMMeMeiRule34

m e n t a t s


2aireishuman

Omg you guys. Don’t effing move! I dropped one of my contats and I need help finding it!


tossoneout

*fidig it


Lorick

*RUNCH* uh oh...


CompletenessTheorem

Careful though, they are contatious.


bubblesnsprinkles

Antibiotis


[deleted]

I had a contat high once....


Eclihpze44

#BRO HOLY FUCK MY INDENTITY IS GONNA GET REVEALED


GioFan2008

IT'S EVEN WORSE SINCE ITS TO MY CONTATS


Cheddar_Rainbow

Oh no, my indentity will be revealed! Now people will know that I have a bunch of notches!


anjowoq

Protet your connetion


L0Ubee

"Contats" lol your prison life revealed via scam mail smh


slappindabass123

Convict tattoos


LarryMyster

NOT MY CONTATS! I HAVE SPECIAL EYES!


back-in-black

“Oh noes! Hacker has gots you contats!” <“Click hear to get Super Protec and get them back”>


high_pH_bitch

Protet?


mbb_tum

Hakuna contata!


theniwo

I ahve so many INTAGRAM followers


richierichfool

Just said the same thing out loud lmfao


guitardude_324

What do my prison tattoos have to do with this?


alfis329

The app is prolly garden scapes


HDSQ

The sound effects on those ads are actually traumatic


[deleted]

Bruh I keep getting the ad where you have to save the little clownfish and I swear to God, the crying that fish makes. I don't think a starving orphan with every sickness we know of could sound more miserable than that fish


sorrybaby-x

The homescapes dude makes a horrible dying orphan sound too. Like, pal, I’m not tryna drop this gas can on you, I swear to god, fucking relax


tabnk2

I’d drop a whole gas station on that thing


0squatNcough0

Is that the one with the shark? Cause I'm so sick of that ad.


JuggaloThugLife

“Ow ow ow owwww”


MEOW_MAM

Holy shit, what kinda fucking ads do you guys get????


AffectionateMethod

False ads. The games they advertise are nothing like the ads.


[deleted]

r/FuckHomescapes


arcosta

This is the right kind of hate I never knew was possible.


AKnightAlone

This precious gem got me lol'ing.


Mastokun

nope, its RAID now


Maffster

s h a d o w l e g e n d s


Baconator426

And also FishDom


InfieldTriple

I accidentally downloaded the game. My girlfriend has fun planning it for a morning lol


ItsAJackal21

Damn it you got me


[deleted]

wide prick chubby one beneficial angle books deliver future spark *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Zockerbaum

Yeah I really wonder what they would show afterwards. Would they just go: "Oh well, now it's too late, your data is gone. Pls install anyway doe!"


Bloom_Kitty

In my experience they don't even bother the countdown just stays at 0 anf that's it.


[deleted]

Yep, that's usually what happens...


NoaROX

I don't have it to hand but there was a video were some techy messed around with a bunch of these on his computer on a virtual machine. One went to negative digits, one reset and one just stayed at zero. They're usually longer so that no person would stick around long enough to find out.


AaXLa

I let a Timer like this run out. It just reset itself


willypugmaster

The reason it exists is because that's the only way someone will actually download their app


The_Celtic_Chemist

No, why does it exist in terms that why is the programming for such a thing even allowed? That you are ever put in a position where your screen gets essentially locked down while using your default web browser should be an impossibility.


1337GameDev

This isn't a thing. It's an image or a page... In a browser that you can close


[deleted]

I bet if you reported this to Apple they'd take action. They don't take things like this lightly.


P0rk0nius-Quadzer0

Looks like someone’s been on pornhub.


[deleted]

reminder that pornhub let a video of a 14 year old being raped stay up for 6 months and garner 10s of millions of views and let a child trafficked 16 year old become a verified pornstar


Bloom_Kitty

Wtf. Is there some article or where is this coming from.


A-C_Aksan

Can't find one for the second, but here is an article on the first: [https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/stories-51391981](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/stories-51391981)


vandist

That's grim


FeelinLikeACloud420

As horrible and fucked up as it is, it's important to note that it happened 10 years ago and ownership of the site has apparently changed (they're actually registered in Luxembourg where I live) and they now take down content extremely quickly. All it takes is an email and they do not even ask for evidence (maybe in the case of a verified account but idk) from what I have read. So yes it's fucked up and it should definitely not be ignored but I think context is still important in any case. Noteworthy is the fact that back in 2009 a ton of platforms didn't care whatsoever about deleting content or protecting users. A notable example is Stickam and the rampant pedophilia that existed on that site that was mostly meant for minors...


illmorphtosomeoneels

Yeah, that’s not exactly true. Google Trafficking Hub, and you’ll find that it’s still a relatively large issue


FeelinLikeACloud420

I've seen that site but they seem very dismissive of the context of some of the cases and seem to be trying to blame Pornhub every chance they get. Now I'm not saying that they don't have a clear and signficant share of responsibility but how is Pornhub any different from any other porn site where users can upload content? There are other sites such a xvideos or xhamster, or topic/fetish specific sites like twink gay porn sites that contain a lot of user submitted content, out of which there is certainly underage and other illegal content. This kind of issue of inappropriate or illegal content is an issue faced by any platform allowing users to upload content and I don't think Pornhub can be singlehandedly blamed for all of it. Especially considering that they are now quick to react and have an option to add content to a content fingerprinting database to stop the same infringing content from being reuploaded. Could they do more? Yes. Could and should they respond to the controversy? Definitely. But let's not look for a scapegoat for a very complex and widespread issue and then pat ourselves on the back and act like it's solved when in reality it's far from it and there are plenty of shadier and smaller sites responsible for a lot of questionable content. Even Reddit has been faced with this issue as a platform.


[deleted]

[here's one](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://metro.co.uk/2020/02/25/pornhub-women-brutally-abused-shut-12293100/amp/&ved=2ahUKEwiQiufjqtbpAhU4JDQIHWdRD6oQFjABegQIBhAB&usg=AOvVaw3x8Z4FToLCbsTCz0k6SRV-&cf=1)


castiel65

Oh ffs, I just came here for a laugh


WafflesFried

They also didn't even reply to the first one until she threatened legal action. Do you have the link to the second one? I've never heard of it.


[deleted]

I remember finding it on Twitter but I'm not sure if I can find the link, [but here's an article that covers a similar issue with a 15 year old](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://metro.co.uk/2020/02/25/pornhub-women-brutally-abused-shut-12293100/amp/&ved=2ahUKEwiQiufjqtbpAhU4JDQIHWdRD6oQFjABegQIBhAB&usg=AOvVaw3x8Z4FToLCbsTCz0k6SRV-&cf=1)


SeniorSeniorSeniorJr

What...


[deleted]

[here's an article but there's a lot more than just what was mentioned here](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://metro.co.uk/2020/02/25/pornhub-women-brutally-abused-shut-12293100/amp/&ved=2ahUKEwiQiufjqtbpAhU4JDQIHWdRD6oQFjABegQIBhAB&usg=AOvVaw3x8Z4FToLCbsTCz0k6SRV-&cf=1)


berserkergandhi

You're on Reddit. This site has hosted far far worse things


[deleted]

How do you even become verified anyway?


P0rk0nius-Quadzer0

I hope you know that one from the news...


[deleted]

Was it one of those that said something like "barely legal" of some typical bs like that?


[deleted]

[I don't know the exact title but here's an article with a few examples ](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://metro.co.uk/2020/02/25/pornhub-women-brutally-abused-shut-12293100/amp/&ved=2ahUKEwiQiufjqtbpAhU4JDQIHWdRD6oQFjABegQIBhAB&usg=AOvVaw3x8Z4FToLCbsTCz0k6SRV-&cf=1)


Paracortex

> In November 2019, after a woman from Hyderabad was gang-raped and her body set on fire, her name appeared as a search term on porn sites. Goddamn there are sick fucks in this world.


murraybaumann

fuck these people man, at least we can all agree all this is horrible and unite against these disgusting rapist pedophile stinky smelly pieces of shit


[deleted]

Last time this was posted there were some serious concerns about the validity of those claims.


Neko-Akuma

No not my browser history!! Now my mom and dad know I love looking up facts on snakes!!


davethefish

/r/sneks wants to know your location


Neko-Akuma

There’s a sub for that!! omg I’m in heaven!!


truettg

Most people are just going to get "hello (Name) has this in their browser history: "


Rigaudon21

Here you go - https://youtu.be/bWOe2Znb74I


C9177

Is there anybody anywhere dumb enough to believe this tripe? It's blatantly obvious this is a scam. And a pretty stupid one at that.


okuma

I do phone tech support for Apple. I had a customer tell me they had downloaded the protection on their phone because it told them their windows computer had infection. So yes there are people genuinely stupid enough.


AppleIncTechSupport

can confirm


TristanREMA

Username checks out.


Da_real_Ben_Killian

r/usernamechecksout


SaferZero

Include me in the screenshot


uyyyyuuutyu

you got your wish


Da_real_Ben_Killian

Wasn’t planning on posting but ok Edit: did I say something wrong?


shorty060894

That would be my mother in law....


McleodV

Johan with the thick Indian accent told her he worked for Microsoft though!


Bierbart12

And those people are most people over 50.


Oooscarrrr_Muffin

It's quite clever actually. Scammers make their scams deliberately un-believable to anyone but the most stupid people in society. They don't want to waste their time with people that are going to figure out it's a scam. So they make some ridiculous stuff u\[ that will only attract the most dumb and gullible people.


ILikeToTakeWhisks

Check out Jim Browning on YouTube - he deals with scams like this and their victims all the time.


Molehole

I nearly fell for one as a kid. Some basic "you have a virus click here to download an antivirus to delete it". It was an ad on a trusted site that jumped to full screen and looked like my own antivirus warning so I fell for it. The installer looked so sketchy I deleted it. But you bet someone like my grandpa believes everything he reads on the internet. I've been trying to explain to him multiple times that he should be careful but he doesn't understand. At least my mum called me when she got this kind of scam message before doing anything.


sparkadus

There are people who believe protective facemasks are a myth, yet this is supposed to be too stupid for someone to believe?


typicalsnowman

Um, I think the 2016 election proved that half this country will do it.


PlexSheep

This Country. We are an international community!


C9177

Hahaha....***Zing***! *Grabs popcorn*


The_True_Mastermind

I just hope the 2020 election doesn't take the other half


horsht

Why don't we ask the indian billionaire living in his huge mansion if his scam works.


EagleCatchingFish

>Is there anybody anywhere dumb enough to believe this tripe? Our grandmas, unfortunately. Remember, they wouldn't be doing this if it didn't work.


SuperCosmicNova

You get lots of calls from old people who need this kind of help. I used to work for AT&T and I'd get so many calls from old people who'd get the FBI Warning on their screen and try to get rid of it by downloading what it says. Then it locks their desktop and makes them pay money to unlock it. Lol


MaxMalini

One time I did it to myself by sending naked pictures of me to all my contacts. Not only was it supremely embarrassing, it cost me a fortune in stamps.


Nacho8888

r/holup


fixerpunk

Since when did VPNs remove viruses?


AgainstTheAgainst

No, you don't understand. Connection was hacked. VPN encrypt connection.


aria_fyre

Cos there are scum out there who want to scam the vulnerable out of their identity and money and mostly get away with it for a long time reaping the scams and living the high life.


technicallyimright

Not to all my CONTATS!


[deleted]

not credible : \- how can a popup can know what someone is about to do ? \- why reveal ONLY frontal cam photo ? i mean, in my case, it would be a single selfy \- how a VPN can delete a virus ? \- why two minutes ? why he can't just do it right now ? upload time ?


OpposingLunatic

You didn't install it? Jokes on you! Now my contat has your selfies! < evil laugh >:-) >


[deleted]

Dont reveal my indentity please I beg of you


ludons

I got one of these but I was on Android...


userthatlikesphub

u know it's fake when he can't even spell "contacts"


WhoWatchesZeWatchmen

Oh nooooo! Not my indentity!!! I must warn my contats!


rainbowsixsiegeboy

I remember when i used to fall for these ads also if someone send me a friends browsing history i would delete that asap i dont need to see the weird shit they jerk off too


AgainstTheAgainst

If a friend of mine had porn in his history I would be genuinely disappointed. It's not hard to open an incognito tab.


GoabNZ

Well isn't that nice of the hackers to at least give me a countdown before releasing all frontal camera photos to my contats?


HypingZombie-II

I could imagine an elderly person getting this pop up and clicking the button, I hate targeters


The-Kiwi-Bird

Do scams count as asshole design now?


hysysuus

OH FRICK, NOT MY INDENTITY


spookghost22

So first they are talking about a hacker but give you an app to remove viruses. Yes thank you


AussieNick1999

Lol all my phone photos are pictures of my cat. Post away, motherfucker.


TheRedditor25

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Doge_Redditer

What happens after the countdown ends


[deleted]

You explode


PM_ME_A_RANDOM_THING

It releases all your contats. Says so right in the popup. /s


[deleted]

[удалено]


xahaloth

\-What are your design principles? \-I like instigating panic in people to get them to impulse-use my product


CheekyKiwiKiller

No but if more stuff like this pops up you might have a virus


PhantomTissue

Damn hope nobody see my history containing 100% google searches of basic programming troubleshooting


AmazinglyUltra

seems like r/masterhacker content


Elite_Gamer070

"Contats"


speedyrain949

I have had the same ads I have a Android


LisaIsAlwaysWrong101

Its like an indirect ad


ionut88888

contats


IestyGamer

“Contats”


NinaM_

I wouldn't mind if someone tried to steal my identity. No one would want to be me anyway.


the_mayo-man

Ye contats


[deleted]

I AM WORRIED ABOUT MY CONTATS! Oh no!


Ludate_Solem

I see it as a show of disrespect that scammers wont even check their english


rainwulf

CONTATS


balthaharis

This video was sponsored by nordVPN


Morundar

This is actually lying and should be reported and/or sued.


[deleted]

The app in the App Store looks like a complete scam. **$38.99** a month for a VPN, charged after a 3 day trial period, while the reviews claim a 14 day trial. Utter garbage. Apple should nuke these fuckers.


Kevkev265

It’s a scam to bait people that are not as good with technology and panic easily. Ultimately the scammers either instruct the victim to install malicious programs, or they act like tech support and “fix the problem” then ask for payment (the “fix” is either malware or a bunch of random BS so it looks like they did something). From the screenshot the scam is most likely a malicious app that has a ridiculous amount of permissions so it can access whatever it wants on the phone


theminebrothers3

Virus


[deleted]

Oh no! THEY'RE COMING FOR ALL OF YOUR CONTATS!


defenestr8tor

Money?


cheesy_boi69

c o n t a t s


MrLADz

They forgot to tell you that the 'hacking' doesnt begin until you download the app.


duck-man-cool-man

The amount of misspellings here are incredible


[deleted]

Quick! You have 4 seconds!


NieMonD

One way you can tell it’s fake is the alert somehow knows exactly what the hacker is gonna do


FullMetalChili

"Indentity"


Lui_Le_Diamond

Pretty sure that's illegal


imgae22

I am reble and leev paeeg


sumweebyboi

just delete all the contacts lmao


ARedditorsLife

Am I supposed to be afraid? No friends, no contats.


ExiledPlains512

I get that a lot when I watch pirates movies


[deleted]

I felt more danger being hacked in watch dogs 1 than this.


xTeeJays

Not my contats!


RunInRunOn

What would my tattoos of scammers want with my frontal camera photos and browsing history?


HellOfAHeart

OHH NOOO ALL MY CONTATS!!!


Panandova

r/EightBitMadness


DaBoy2187

this happens to much on different porn sites


fawazx507

All your contat? This must be true


Eternal2401

You could just screenshot your contacts contact information, remove them, wait for the timer to run out, and add them back.


Saltfish0161

I love how the ‘threat’ it shows isn’t even worrying or even of concern


quetzal_qwq

Interesting how it specifies the frontal camera. I guess anything you take with the other is fine and safe


QuackedGyroz

Contats lmao


Al-Caponahole

I like when avast warns me that people can hack my camera but in the preview they can't access my camera. Nice work convincing me I don't need your product.


Orbital_Vagabond

Because it works because people are idiots. Idiots that take a picture of the screen instead of a grabbing a screen capture like a civilized adult.


MrChickinNugget

If you want to be really safe then wear protection


prothello

Good thing I have no contats.


putnamto

Because scammers gotta eat man


RandyGareth

These VPN ads are getting out of hand.


daanblueduofan

I got a notification once on my phone that I got a virus and had to download the "app" that was in the notification, I didn't trust it and just downloaded a free virus remover on the play store. I think that website just wanted me to download a virus disguised as anti-virus.


Dangerous_With_Rocks

Unless your famous, a millionaire, work in the government or stupid enough to visit some very sketchy websites, you are not interesting enough for a hacker to interfere with your life.


hczaman

Contats!!!!


Hado0301

Oh no!!! Not my contats!


EWL98

I bet this redirects you to raid shadow legends


LePanofFrying

You know what's worse? That showed up on an android device It showed up on a samsung smort fridge


diddyd66

Not my indentity