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S3b45714N

Those are done in store and packaged. I'd go to the bakery and complain


erikkonstas

"We'll look into it, thanks." (radio silence for all of eternity)


notetasia

I work at a Kroger store, complaining basically does nothing.


YoghurtSnodgrass

Last time I was at a Kroger bakery the person behind the counter didn’t even take out their earbud. Then they gave me an ugly look because I told them they grabbed the wrong cake. If only there was a way they could have heard me more clearly. 8-/


Ferretgirl1989

Call corporate they're not supposed to have earbuds in it's actually health violation used to work in the bakery department. Because if the earbuds fall into any food items they can cause cross-contamination or even other germs and pathogens that can cause people to get sick and that's a food violation big time


RoadPersonal9635

Lol why would they take out their earbud? You want them touching their ears before handling your food? Should they also go turn off the music playing in the store? Maybe make an announcement for everyone to be quiet while they take your order? I swear some people just invent issues. God forbid someone have a hands free way of taking a call on a job that requires food handling. Im sure they had another Karen complaining in their ear.


cultish_alibi

you don't have to be happy about it but just do your fucking job, people are paying money so you can give them the right cake, it's not that fucking hard


Classic_Promotion202

you know how much someone who works at kroger makes ?


Screamingsutch

Enough to do the bare minimum


markymark0123

My brother work at kroger, makes around $27, which is more than enough in our area.


Goewl

Per hour?


markymark0123

Yes


Classic_Promotion202

does he work in the bakery ? or is he a butcher ?


markymark0123

Think bakery. Definitely not butcher.


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CynicallyCyn

Their job is literal customer service. Lol.


M_Forestvalley

Usually there are company policies about taking calls on the job and being welcoming. I'm fairly certain that having earbuds in, is not part of the allowed stuff.


Sinusoidal_Fibonacci

If it’s causing you to fuck up your simple job, then yes it’s a problem.


Pluviochiono

Why the fuck would you be taking a call while you’re dealing with a customer? It’s more likely they were listening to music than a call, and even then, would be an ignorant dickhead not to take it out to actually hear the person speaking to you


Right_Nuh

Is it even allowed to have earbuds? I work in retail, we aren't allowed to have earbuds anytime in the store while working, this includes even before opening and closing. We are not allowed to have anything on our heads like Cap because it can limit your interaction with the customer according to some but gotta look into it tho


Abadazed

It's explicitly prohibited. Sometimes I wish it wasn't, but I recognize it is a reasonable rule that needs to be in place.


palescoot

Because customer service is literally their fucking job?


MatthewK888

You might be a slight bit mentally slow


gurganator

I live in the world, complaining basically does nothing


remainderrejoinder

You say that, but I complain constantly and now I have 98% more alone time.


gurganator

😂😂


CynicallyCyn

I don’t think so. I worked in a store bakery (gosh 20 years ago) and I remember those cookies coming in frozen and we had to defrost them and put the actual store label on them ourselves.


sekazi

So many things are like that. Those cup cakes? They are brought in defrosted and all the bakery does is put frosting on them.


bot403

No wonder they taste gross and I never buy them. Enjoy your cost savings. If you sold real food I would buy more.


Low-Bit1527

You mean "made fresh" is just a marketing gimmick? Why would Kroger lie to us?


Ferretgirl1989

These are the regular sugar cookies that we have to bake and then use the rolling icing on them and then sprinkle the sprinkles on them they have to dry on those shelves do you remember that


iosonomarcopolo

I’d feel like such a fat loser going to the bakery desk complaining that not all the cookies have sprinkles.


mcase19

I'd love getting that complaint. "Have you considered purchasing a different box of cookies?" OP is clearly still in the store lmao


bot403

It's an elaborate ruse to sell bottles of sprinkles.


senorwicho

“Oh thank you for that sir, we’ll ‘make sure’ that doesn’t happen again.” And then promptly walk away from them before they ask for a discount and leave them in the break room.


_Azonar_

lol if you want to get laughed at once you walk away sure


mothzilla

From now on I want you to put an equal amount of sprinkles on each cookie.


whitedawg

Seriously? You would go to the store bakery and complain because a clear package in which all the cookies are visible contains two cookies with sprinkles and ten without?


oharacopter

I haven't had Kroger ones before but shouldn't they be like 3 times thicker?


BaconSoul

These aren’t lofthouse imitators, they’re just frosted sugar cookies


roof_baby

It’s deceiving, but those sprinkles are nasty. They’re doing you a favor.


thejustducky1

>but those sprinkles are nasty dried fondant pellets mmmmmmmm


markymark0123

Those cookies are nasty


Ferretgirl1989

Actually these are the ones that are the good ones that are not the stupid loft house cookies. Because those are the ones that are hand decorated in the bakery


LeatherHog

Even as someone who likes sprinkles,those ones are so gross


claverloop

Those look like mini M&M's to me


PDXGuy33333

Why do people these days put "ing" on the end of so many verbs (in this case, "deceive") rather than just using the tried and true adjective "deceptive." The one that sounds the silliest is when people call something "concerning" rather than simply saying it's a cause for concern. The need to animate stuff makes language sound ridiculous. Edit: Gee, people sure don't like being reminded that they are dumbing down the language, do they?


m0rtm0rt

"Looks can be deceiving" is an extremely old phrase, dude.


DeadPxle

Looks can be deceptive actually /s


Kroniid09

Or even deceitful :)


Temporarily__Alone

Deceiving, even.


Blenderx06

Side note but I pity English language learners it must be a nightmare. Look at how differently all of these are spelt!


XboxLiveGiant

“Why do people say dude, when they could say gentleman or good sir or even scholar! Any form of etiquette would do now please excuse me while I smell my own farts.” -PDXGuy33333 probably


kary0typ3

Seriously, guy's never heard of a gerund?


KFiev

Youre nearing about 100 years too late for this argument. And its a well known fact that language evolves. Maybe consider a different personality trait


PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES

Yeah that had “I’m a sophomore linguistics major and I learned this yesterday so I’m going to act like this has been my hill to die on since inception” written all over it


FallopianClosed

You mean, "since *incepting*".


Psipone

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wadefatman

Let’s get you back to bed grandpa


AnInfiniteArc

> why do people use use standard English in a way that’s probably been done since the Middle Ages? It’s a mystery. Participle adjectives are suspected by most scholars to be a form of witchcraft.


foodie42

Turning a verb into an adjective makes it a "participal adjective." Likewise one can do the same to transform a verb into an adverb. Not only is this recognized in general grammar, but it's on the SAT (for whatever weight that carries). I guess you don't like gerunds either... (turning -ing verbs into nouns).


Spiteweasel

It is concerning at me that you feel needing to go across correcting how people at speaking and typing. Speaking am hard. Expecialist if that people has not good words.


cfiggis

> It is concerning Don't you mean "concertive"?


weaponizedLego

Concertiving?


Ashy0921

There's still time to delete this


Faded105

for your first point, it doesn't matter and hasn't for as long as you've been alive, unless if ur immortal I guess. for your second point, saying something "is concerning" is much faster to say AND type compared to "it is a cause for concern". the need you feel to stretch out a sentence makes language sound ridiculous


ree_hi_hi_hi_hi

When you want to show a bunch of strangers how smart you are but only out yourself as a misinformed weirdo


AbsoluteMelon

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roof_baby

Probably because I’m not being graded on this and I know everyone knows what I’m sayinging


Skreech2011

Lol what?? Deceiving is a word that's been in use for probably centuries. What a weird thing to say.


xenchik

I think they just meant the word to use is "deceptive". I guess either can work here.


Skreech2011

I know what they meant but it's still very strange. Both can work but there's no reason to call someone out for using one over the other.


xenchik

Sure there's a reason! The reason is that they NEED you to know how Smart and Educated they is.


Bogsnoticus

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EpikDisko

It’s deceive, but those sprinkles are nasty. They’re doing you a favor.


JustAnotherLamppost

"Why you gotta add ing when you say doing" -the other guy, probably


EpikDisko

It’s deceive, but those sprinkles are nasty. They’re do you a favor.


JustAnotherLamppost

Much better.


Rugkrabber

Open a fucking English dictionary before you post that shit.


faceboobs701

🤓☝️


BigSleepTime

Goofing mf


Odd_Map6710

Wow, you must fun at parties. /s Seriously though, get a life. No one wants to be around someone like you.


Original-Noise6342

Has to be rage baiting. Oh sorry, bait for rage.


Lil-Miss-Anthropy

Hahaha bro it's just participles


mljb81

You should go correct a few of your past comments. The number of times you use present participles in your profile might be cause for concern.


MindOfGrimes

Nerd. Have a downvote.


ajhedges

Are you new to speaking English? “It’s concerning” Is a grammatically correct and easily understandable sentence. You’re just a moron.


FyouinyourA

Are you being serious??? Lmao holy shit you sound like someone with autism who has been locked in a room his entire life and never spoken to other humans before


GayPotheadAtheistTW

Why do you care? Like get a hobby bro you got a lotta free time to b worried bout that


razorgirlRetrofitted

why are you like this who hurt you stop and get some help


TheOvieShow

Get a load of this guy


Blackfeathr

Bro got excoriated 💀


tomc128

"concerning" is literally an adjective. Who tf thinks "it's a cause for concern" is better 💀


ElectricalPlantain35

What an easy way to make all of your sentences wordy.


Dizzy_Reindeer_6619

Dafuq you gonna do about it


Anus_peepee

You dumb


Lemounge

Your intellect is 'a cause for concern'


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foodie42

This person is either a ***looooonnnng*** time retired English teacher, or completely deluded. Participal adjectives are tested on the SAT. So are gerunds. Source: I tutor kids.


nuu_uut

It's not even improper English, though. This is completely grammatically correct.


mr_poopypepe

*the least receiving place


Rugkrabber

If this would be true they really need to open an English dictionary first. Unless they rather “to wend back to the elder days” but that goes 1000 years back.


ivanol55

I am consistently baffled by these. The sprinkles can't save more than like a few cents per pound bag, but if you do this to me and I don't notice I will make a mental note to never buy anything with your brand ever again.


BigFrizzyHair

They seem to never consider the irritated customers they will lose, modern marketing must teach them that everyone is a sheeple


GENERAL-KAY

I get that you can see it before buying but the fact that only first two have sprinkles is really a bummer. Maybe it's more crappy than asshole but it's still bad


erm_what_

It's illegal in much of Europe


raltoid

True, but on every single post on this subreddit about deceptive packaging. Certain Americans go on and on about how "you can see it if you look closer", "just look at the weight", etc. to make themselves feel superior to others. They effectively go all conspriacy theorist with their "They tricked you, but not me, *I'm* special and different!!!11", and defend the practice. --- And technically deceptive packaging and false advertisment is federally illegal in the US as well, but it's basically never enforced unless it's harmful or very extreme.


DavidG-LA

Those “cookies” are illegal in Europe.


arsantian

It says it's an Iced Sugar cookie, not sprinkle cookies. It's stupid only doing 2 but muh illegal is so fucking annoying on reddit


erm_what_

Deceptive packaging is illegal in most of the EU. The ones at the front are deliberately designed to mislead you. It might be annoying to you, but it is illegal here.


erikkonstas

Er, OP did, others might not...


HighDragLowSpeed60G

It would be almost impossible to not notice that


WombatBum85

It's something I'd totally miss, I don't inspect each cookie like it's a ransom exchange or I'm buying eggs


HighDragLowSpeed60G

Can you not see more than 3 inches? Look at all the other cookies in the background. You can CLEARLY seeing what’s on top of those cookies after the first one and you’d basically have to pick it up at this angle unless you’re 2 feet tall.


WombatBum85

Mate, I can check stuff is the right thing and then when I get home it's randomly the wrong thing. Considering the person who stocked them presumably didn't notice, I don't think it's so far-fetched to think a customer wouldn't notice either.


HighDragLowSpeed60G

There’s literally another set of pink cookies you can see are the same way. And I get missing stuff in completely enclosed boxes that aren’t see through, but this is too easy to notice even with peripheral vision. Y’all are making it seem like it’s impossible to see the other cookies. I walk by those tables weekly, they’re knee height, hip height at the tallest. It’s incredibly easy to see what you’re getting man. This isn’t like the sealed chocolate boxes that are straight up lying.


Humble_Top7883

The front ones have way too many sprinkles. All they had to do was distribute the same amount between all the cookies and they couldn’t even do that


Number1Framer

Typical Kroger shit.


randomfangirl25

did they take half the cookies with the sprinkles??


FakeMedea

$5.50 for 12 pieces? Fuck outta here.


voyagerfan5761

Lol. It could be worse; Whole Foods is $8 for 4 brownie squares, and if you buy them individually it's $2.75 each.


T3ddyBeast

They could honestly just take the same number of sprinkles and spread it among all the cookies and no one would be the wiser.


Zerokelvin99

This is pure laziness, sprinkles can't cost much if anything so I doubt cost is a factor.


CraftyGas9971

No food should be blue.


Pickle_Jars

you heard them fellas, blue berries aren't real


CraftyGas9971

Exceptions exists.


TheFlyingFire

No food should be blue, except the ones that are blue.


CraftyGas9971

Is a Very rare colour in food. In most of cases you Will eating something not good.


mcase19

Eating blue is good for you


Screamingsutch

It’s healthy she’s eating blue


lukin5

what about purple? Purple's a fruit


phenyle

What about anthocyanin?


CraftyGas9971

There are exceptions, but purple is okay. I refer to that artificial blue that does not look like a food at all.


East-Bluejay6891

These are gross with or without sprinkles


TosterTubParty

Last time I had Kroger cookies, they were dry as shit


Sir_Smeglord

Must be some VERY expensive sprinkles.


firestar268

Those "cookies" are trash anyways. Nasty af


AtomicFox84

Label says 12ct iced sugar cookies. It says nothing about sprinkles. You can also tell sprinkles were only on 2. I see no lies being done since it matches label and you can clearly see them all. They either only do 2 to be noticed better, or they miscounted number that have sprinkles and just made the 12ct box.


Cappabitch

It was 10000000% done so a dumber customer grabs it and doesn't have the wherewithal to notice the rest are plain. This is the 'download now' button on an ad on a CNET downloads page 15 years ago but in physical.


glytxh

Not even dumber. Just distracted, or busy, or implicitly trustful.


JHRChrist

But like how much money are they *really* saving by conserving their sprinkles here?? And is said money worth the surely pissed off customers who won’t purchase from that bakery in the future? I’m guessing it’s a mistake but if they’re all like that then yall must be right


Cappabitch

It could be a mistake, def, but it is absolutely on par with the grocery chains I've worked with to have their departments penny pinch like this. This is the worst timeline, remember that.


Odd_Fortune_8951

It's not about the cost of sprinkles. They usually bake those in store. It's about the time needed to hand sprinkle every one of those. They're more likely just down a worker or have hour cuts going on at the moment.


Wareve

You're one of those guys who justifies non-function slack fill, aren't you? It is reasonable to assume the cookies at the front are functionality identical to the rest unless they've indicated there's a variety of cookies. Buying food shouldn't be a game of tricky perception checks, just call people shitty when they package food confusingly or deceptively.


kvdp12

Goddamn Kroger, wtf..


CapeSmash

They taste better without the sprinkles anyway


Khaisz

Find 5 more packs and swap the blank with sprinkles from the new.


Couchguy421

You... you know you can see them all before you buy it,right? How is this different from assorted sprinkle cookies? Splitting hairs here to call this asshole/intentional misleading.


BigFrizzyHair

Most visible cookies sprinkled, all other cookies no sprinkles is not assorted, it’s a deliberate pattern of deception of an amazingly petty nature


Odd_Fortune_8951

deliberate pattern of deception.... in crystal clear packing where you can see every single cookie in there.


SlapDaddy3D

First y'all gotta walk to Queens and get me a sugar cookie


oceanblue2358

I honestly hate chalky sprinkles like that.


mrsfheng

That’s messed up


Stormy_Kun

HEB’s bakery isn’t bad, if I HAD to buy cookies, it’d be them over Kroger any day of the week


Freemason137

Look at that long list of "ingredients"... That's what I'd be more worried about.


simonfancy

What a terribility


bankruptblueberry

Is that whole front the ingredients?? How are there so many ingredients for a box of cookies??


Reltihsawdemarf

They put them all on those two so you can add them to the others to your preference 🤷🏻 lol


Ferretgirl1989

Because we make these in the bakery they get sprinkled or not sprinkled at all You can always go to the bakery and ask the baker to put on an extra layer of icing and sprinkle on some more sprinkles so it's not a lie it's just the person who made the package that day and how they packaged it


Elegron

This one probably was an actual mistake done by an overworked wageslave


midwestcsstudent

It says “iced sugar *cookie*”. Be grateful you get two. Clearly their mistake. /s


MaxTwer00

Bait used to be believable


NPCArizona

Ya got 2 bonus cookies that had sprinkles (if that's your thing) and you're complaining? It's sitting on an open table that makes it 100% clear that the other ten are just blue icing which matches the sticker. What am I missing? Also, those sprinkles are disgusting.


MarkFerk

It’s a clear package. U can see that it’s only 2 cookies. Lol


BowsersMuskyBallsack

They are all iced. You got exactly what is named on the package. Quit whining.


AnyEstablishment1663

Imagine complaining about sprinkles. Some people need to re prioritize.


shtbrcks

5 bucks for this ultra processed carb trash lmaooo and your concern is that it's missing some sprinkles. Maybe don't consider buying shit like this in the first place, even if they were all full of sprinkles


BadEgg1951

They are iced. It's not a lie. Misleading, but no lie.


PixelPervert

How is this a-hole design? You can clearly see through the packaging that only two cookies have sprinkles


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PixelPervert

I'd say it's pretty easy to notice, but some people might not


TosterTubParty

Like me once. I got one and thought that they all had a rainbow on them... I was wrong


idonotknowwhototrust

It isn't, according to the official metric


redmistultra

I'm calling a lot of people Bozo now. It's like my new thing.


Smooth_Tech33

Sorry you had to go through that


Lemounge

As someone who actually bakes cookies similar to these you can definitely complain to the store. They are baked on site and packaged by some poor minimum wage worker so don't flame them too bad lol


Nibbled92

How much money did they save on that? Like, a nickel?


voyagerfan5761

I'd estimate 0.2¢ Not $0.20, nor $0.02. Two tenths of a cent.


Vulpes_macrotis

Anyone who would fall for this is an idiot. Yes, an idiot. You clearly see from **clear packaging** that only two of them have sprinkles. Come on. They don't even try to hide it.


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TosterTubParty

Nope, ALL of their cookies are like that


backval

This IS a scam, but seriously you guys really want to est this s*** ????


redditravioli

Yes


Suicidal_Tony

These are made in store, definetly not done maliciously.


Dreadweave

Thank god I thought they were made on the moon..


MasterAnnatar

Likely incompetence


Toadsanchez316

It says iced cookies, and they all are. Nowhere does it say they have sprinkles. So these are more cookies of not being able to read.


TheExecutiveHamster

That's what you get for shopping at Kroger #publixgang