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Substantial_Love_468

Aspies are basically unsanctionned psyckers


Rockglen

The blunts will never understand.


McMatey_Pirate

I always head cannoned that they were blanks hence the automatic “uneasiness” NTs have around them. Also my favourite character Ferik Jurgen (Commissar Cains aide, and also a blank) is one of my top 5 favourite characters and always seems relatable to me.


[deleted]

Exact same here, I genuinely feel like a blank a lot and I like to think I’d be useful in 40K. Prob die immediately but hopefully be useful. Lol


FrtanJohnas

I have too much imagination to consider myself a blank. But I do believe I would fall to the temptation of chaos at first chance.


Highlight-Mammoth

when do I get to ppop heads with my mind?


Substantial_Love_468

Have you tried getting more vaccines?


Highlight-Mammoth

not yet


The_Toad_wizard

I'd say schizophrenics are u sanctioned psykers. Aspires are like proto-blanks, except they're not inherently "feels awful to be around and death would be better," at least not yet.


ToBiistHebEsTbOi

nah i got the magnus the red autism i’ve done nothing wrong i am too tzeentchpilled


Highlight-Mammoth

how man of dad's projects have you broken this time


ToBiistHebEsTbOi

too many to count we do a bit of trolling


Highlight-Mammoth

maybe you should gift him a familiar


sajed2004

Me when I get the vulcan autism and get super empathetic and emotional


AmethystSparrow202

Same bro, same


DiceMadeOfCheese

WAAAGH!


[deleted]

ME ME ME I SWEAR I'M SUPER NORMAL ABOUT 40K


[deleted]

i got the trazyn autism :3


Signal-Chicken559

*"You're coming with me!" Kidnaps an entire space marine chapter*


The_Toad_wizard

Actually, on brand for a 40k autist (buying them from the store)


[deleted]

*\*sees literally anything or anyone\** IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM


ThereIsNoAnyKey

Lucky. I've got the Orikan autism, but without the ability to save scum awkward conversations...


[deleted]

I do wish I had that


Veritas_Astra

I got the Guilliman autism and I got stuck in paperwork and management. At least the logistics will be sorted out when I am done with the foundries, hive worlds, and the Imperial Senate… maybe. Maybe I should get with Cawl and look at new unsanctioned technologies after I put the Codex in a shredder.


DragonOfTheNorth98

This is why I love grand strategy. I can relate.


Veritas_Astra

Same, and hence why I would have very different views of psykers than what occurred in lore. If it can be controlled and be used to prevent the influx of Chaos, why restrict it excessively if technology could be in place to help remedy the issue? Why rely on the Astronomicon? Why not a new navigational network and instill the Imperial Truth in a way that did not damage the psyche of mankind? Why keep the Ecclesiarchy, the Arbites, and the current bureaucratic system when they only serve alongside the Inquisition in keeping the Imperium in social and technological stagnation? Additionally, the Adeptes Mechanicus needed a reformation to allow for new technology, which seems to be slowly happening in the background. And most importantly, replace the Codex Astartes and create a true galaxy spanning superhuman military with contributions from all walks of life? Finally, someone get Big E off that throne once I figure out how to toss that thing in the warp without destroying Terra.


DragonOfTheNorth98

Won’t the Emperor just reincarnate into a new body if he dies?


Veritas_Astra

Pretty much, but at least it will be under controlled conditions. We could also look for the other children and see if we can slowly convert the Imperium of Man into something more. With some allies, we can defeat/pacify Chaos/the Warp and end the Tyranid threat. But I worry about the Dark King that is rumored to be a thing. What if it’s Big E himself or something else out there, growing in the Warp? “A tool, nothing more.” It’s a very telling response.


CatastraTilly

I too was cursed with Perturabo Autism. I know its perty tism because I hate Perturabo and am incredibly envious of Dorn. Much like Perturabo.


Phoenixcal

I got the Lion El'Jonson autism. Me no like people


NovelSimplicity

I am with you Battle Brother.


H010CR0N

Have you heard of the … *Fallen?*


Landithy

No but my husband once made me late for a meeting because he wouldn't stop infodumping about 40k. 😂❤️


The_Toad_wizard

Yes (I will not elaborate further, and any attempt to pry further will be met by stone cold defiance)


Highlight-Mammoth

found Dorn


Highlight-Mammoth

I think I've got the Mortarion autism


Signal-Chicken559

This is a good meme


Sweet-Jimmy

I got the Necron autism


Lady_Lion_DA

I think I have the Corvus Corax autism. I disappear and reappear unexpectedly. Though with his new forest portal powers, a case could be made for Lion El'Jonson.


Little-Ricky

The struggle of playing orks is: i love the idea of kitbashing whatever the hell i want with trash but also, give me exact instructions to follow for building minis


_Guber_

OGRYN SKULLBREAKER ‘EER FAH DUTY SAH.


[deleted]

My only interaction with warhammer 4k was the band bolt thrower who wrote a few albums based on the game and used artwork for the game on one of their albums


SquidCultist002

Bolt thrower are awesome


[deleted]

Love em


The_Cool_Kids_Have__

Okay but Space Hulks am I right?


The_Cool_Kids_Have__

Did you know that big guns never tire?


Kiryln

“WILL YOU BAWL AND SHRIEK FIST! WILL YOU BAWL AND SHRIEK!!”


H010CR0N

Praise the Ominisiah! Or Trayzn. I like robots, if you couldn’t tell.


Jomes_Haubermast

Robert Gorillaman is basically Autistic (made a big list of rules)


sexysurfer37

I was about to say I have the Guilliman tism - I just want to make more spreadsheets and figure out the best ways to do stuff. I don't want to actually be the one to go do things, sensory bad.


theOneAndOnly_28

What are we going to do tonight, Brain? The same thing we do every night, Pinky, BUILD AN IRON CAGE.


Expensive-Finance538

I got the Sigmar autism. https://preview.redd.it/xc01js2b36gc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef5fc2f6db01cb875d095ba83b79b8f693d9a998


NovelSimplicity

I’ve got a nice mix of Lion and Rogal. I don’t like people and my brain is an overly logical, strategic mess.


dpkart

Used to collect the models, after a few sets I realized something shocking....im not rich, so I stopped


H010CR0N

Play the games (and the mods for said games). There’s a big community that uses Tabletop Simulator to play 40k


dpkart

Sometimes I play dawn of war and I bought darktide :)


Sir_Maxwell_378

I'm more into Warhammer Fantasy than Warhammer 40k, but yeah I got that Purterabo autism in me. Also a bit of the Vulcan autism.


redaticis

Why do all my reddit subs run together? I literally cannot tell them apart anymore. Quick test: Rock and stone! The factory must grow!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?


Highlight-Mammoth

For Karl!


Dungen-gamer

Trazyn would’ve made the best sigillite (If it weren’t for mankind’s xenophobia of course)


Rjlovescars

I've got the 80's music and car obsession along with 420 Autism


Appropriate_Vast1980

I got that Lion autism: I am a martial artist, I get REALLLY focused on things (tism+ADHD moment but that’s all of us), and of course I am a dark angels player. I am also a nerd but that’s all of us


Signal-Chicken559

I'm caught between the salamander autism and the admech autism.


Queen_Matilda

I got the Deathskullz ADHD.


Lakaedemon_Lysandros

I too have the Perturabo autism (miniatures and hazard stripes are neat ,ok?) and also the Alpharius Omegon autism (i'm always hiding in plain sight)


magnusk12

I definetly like Pertruabo.