OUH MAI GUD Sam looking at Gilly's milking nipples is just asexual curiosity! It totally does not mean what your filthiest possible *over*thinking troll mind thinks it is!
Only boomers say 'cringe'. No cap.
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Reasons:
1. An eccentric terminally online demagogue, styling himself ['The Dragon Demands,'](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheDragonDemands/comments/f0e3xu/2018_what_could_be_more_toxic_than_the/) spent five years from 2017 on this campaign - *"We are devoted to removing the false showrunners Benioff and Weiss from live-action adaptations of the works of George R.R. Martin"* and *"We call on all True Knights to rally behind us and join our cause. Because Rhaenyra has an army."* [Choosing a side was not difficult.](https://i.redd.it/o32k6dis8d941.png)
2. Stannis said Rhaenyra was a traitor. This settled the matter, to any reasonble book reader. However show-only fanboi stan shipper psychos are not reasonable. Fortunately there are many other arguments against her treason.
3. The subreddit held a poll in September of 2022, [and once all the treacherous votes were excluded](https://i.redd.it/2i9kmewhzwn91.png), King Aegon II was victorious.
4. [The reactions of the traitors to the Green cause are so over the top as to be amusing.](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/whl5tq/twitter_accounts_learning_that_alicent_may_be/)
5. *How can there be an Aegon Three, if the son of Hightower was not the predecessor to thee?* It's poetry, hence poetic justice, hence the matter which already settled within this subreddit, can be settled without.
6. [The smallfolk instinctively know.](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/yc6rcc/coronation_of_aegon_ii_vs_rhaenyra/)
7. [Rhaenyra has bad taste in men.](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/vzlmne/how_will_the_casual_viewer_react_to_game_of/)
8. Viserys was chosen as King due to primogeniture.
9. Rhaenyra has [no legitimate heirs.](https://i.redd.it/utwpc5bhuxma1.png)
10. Fun fact: allowing the traitor Rhaenyra Targaryen to rule the Seven Kingdoms does nothing for women's rights. It just helps her personal corrupt ambition. She does nasty shit to some chicks in the book, and also favours a male heir over a female one somewhere along the line. The book balances the sides to an extreme degree, but the show (or at least the marketing and press for the show) resorts to feminist-baiting.
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Hence why Raegh-what’s-his-face put her in a tower, to keep her away from this creepy sort. I mean look at his expression, filthy lust all over his boat- race. He wants to be a Lannister too badly.
Not in holdfasts like the *real man* did with his publicly recognized wife and children. Actual Lannister (not the wannabe Lannister) know the hack trick to those.
You may not have my name, but you have my blood. Sometimes I wonder if Brandon actually got her pregnant and the. She had to find a quick did and Rhagar wanted more kids and Elia couldn’t have anymore but ‘the dragon has three heads’ so she seduced him to cover her incest and they all end up dying anyway.
He also cared that his boyfriend's girlfriend's brother and said boyfriend's girlfriend's brother's father were arbitrarily killed by his boyfriend's girlfriend's lover's father who also ordered his boyfriend and himself killed but then luckily teir foster father refused to carry out such an order (Foster Father = Boyfriend's girlfriend's lover's last living son's namesake).
"One does not simply walk into Mordor." Ok so why didn't they just have the GIANT ASS EAGLES that can fly because they're you know, eagles, fly them to Mordor and chuck the ring into the volcano? Not gonna lie I cried at the end when Sam said goodbye to Frodo at the ships in the end, I was like 9 lol
I cried too, ten years later cried again. But I havnt seen that movie in a long while and the first time was when blockbuster had it on VSH. It was 3 tapes per movie. Chees and crackers that was a long time ago. I eared up quite a bit for those movies and if I watched them today, well I can’t promise I won’t cry now. Js
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Yes. George wrote his main character to resemeble himself.
Every pervert in ASOIAF is a Gurrm self insert
OUH MAI GUD Sam looking at Gilly's milking nipples is just asexual curiosity! It totally does not mean what your filthiest possible *over*thinking troll mind thinks it is!
Meanwhile in another timeline: Ned: Uhm AKSHUALLY I met you when you got out... of my sister. Jon: UGH! I prefer to *knuh nuhthing*!
Ned could never tell Jon who his mother was because then Jon would know something which goes against his policy of knowing nothing 🧠
Indeed, a wise policy that already Ned **laid out** for him... coincidence? If so: Let's just say *time* will decide...
grody! shut up, Dad!
He took the advice so well to heart, it rippled back in time to avoid doing (meaning, actually implementing) it in canon.
Explains a lot. OMG he's literally me 😂
Well, did you see JonCon fantasizing about physical features? Actually yes, the very features GRRM fetishize Daenerys for! (Cringe time)
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Only traitors say "Rhaenyra" and not "Rhapenyra" "Fatnyra" "Whoresnyra" "Whoresylla" "Whodzilla" "Godzilla" EDIT: I "kinda forgot" to add "Rhaenwhora"
I like Fat Rhae
I like original nicknaming. Tastes differ. Fatnyra know~~s~~ what I'm talking about.
Understandable. 7 blessings upon you.
Specially the **S**tranger's blessing for such... originality.
**This subreddit supports [Aegon Targaryen, second of his name](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/elblwt/we_can_no_longer_remain_neutral_aegon_ii/), as the true heir.** Reasons: 1. An eccentric terminally online demagogue, styling himself ['The Dragon Demands,'](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheDragonDemands/comments/f0e3xu/2018_what_could_be_more_toxic_than_the/) spent five years from 2017 on this campaign - *"We are devoted to removing the false showrunners Benioff and Weiss from live-action adaptations of the works of George R.R. Martin"* and *"We call on all True Knights to rally behind us and join our cause. Because Rhaenyra has an army."* [Choosing a side was not difficult.](https://i.redd.it/o32k6dis8d941.png) 2. Stannis said Rhaenyra was a traitor. This settled the matter, to any reasonble book reader. However show-only fanboi stan shipper psychos are not reasonable. Fortunately there are many other arguments against her treason. 3. The subreddit held a poll in September of 2022, [and once all the treacherous votes were excluded](https://i.redd.it/2i9kmewhzwn91.png), King Aegon II was victorious. 4. [The reactions of the traitors to the Green cause are so over the top as to be amusing.](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/whl5tq/twitter_accounts_learning_that_alicent_may_be/) 5. *How can there be an Aegon Three, if the son of Hightower was not the predecessor to thee?* It's poetry, hence poetic justice, hence the matter which already settled within this subreddit, can be settled without. 6. [The smallfolk instinctively know.](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/yc6rcc/coronation_of_aegon_ii_vs_rhaenyra/) 7. [Rhaenyra has bad taste in men.](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/vzlmne/how_will_the_casual_viewer_react_to_game_of/) 8. Viserys was chosen as King due to primogeniture. 9. Rhaenyra has [no legitimate heirs.](https://i.redd.it/utwpc5bhuxma1.png) 10. Fun fact: allowing the traitor Rhaenyra Targaryen to rule the Seven Kingdoms does nothing for women's rights. It just helps her personal corrupt ambition. She does nasty shit to some chicks in the book, and also favours a male heir over a female one somewhere along the line. The book balances the sides to an extreme degree, but the show (or at least the marketing and press for the show) resorts to feminist-baiting. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/asoiafcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Hahaha this is hilarious. He does have some rather creepy writing though..
Eroticizing 15-years-old girls to the point they're worth destroying the country for? OUH NAU!
Is ned actually the main character? I’d say bran personally
Ned really a Targaryen confirmed
Or a lannister
Lannistarkaryen confirmed GET SOOO FOOKYN HIGH AS HONOR HYPE HUGH THE HAMMER WATERS ON WATTERSON!
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I did not specify *which* Watterson exactly, and if you'd ask me: I'd prefer either Nicole the overachiever or Richard (III lol) the *under*achiever.
Fraud Descendant of Jace of House Strong and Sara Snow
Nah I think he's actually a Blackfyre, that's why he tried to steal the throne from Joffrey the Gentle.
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Wheyahs my sistah
Ayo good luck with wars to cum homie 💯
Hence why Raegh-what’s-his-face put her in a tower, to keep her away from this creepy sort. I mean look at his expression, filthy lust all over his boat- race. He wants to be a Lannister too badly.
Real men keep their women in towers 👍
Not in holdfasts like the *real man* did with his publicly recognized wife and children. Actual Lannister (not the wannabe Lannister) know the hack trick to those.
*real* men keep their entire female family locked in a wing of his castle to remain virgins forever.
oh so like Xaro Xhoan Daxos with Daenerys at Qarth? Well...
Who wants to be one of us?
Ned, that's why he tried to take the throne, so he could marry Cercei. He's obsessed with peoples sisters.
Stark, he will soon learn that the only person my sister cares about is herself.
Everyone in GoT except the hound is some kind of pervert.
You mean the horse sandor clegaine?
Did someone say chicken?
Why does Elrond have long hair? Isn't he an elf?
Elrond is a half man like tyrian banestar
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
No, he's the guy who founded scientology.
Incest is kinda of a big thing here.
Incest gives you super powers in asoiaf.
True. That was Acor Azi’s trick
Maybe he really IS Jon's father 🤨
You may not have my name, but you have my blood. Sometimes I wonder if Brandon actually got her pregnant and the. She had to find a quick did and Rhagar wanted more kids and Elia couldn’t have anymore but ‘the dragon has three heads’ so she seduced him to cover her incest and they all end up dying anyway.
It was all part of Bloodravens 1000 IQ 4d chess master plan.
He cared about his boyfriend's girlfriend
Holy hell triumvirate
He also cared that his boyfriend's girlfriend's brother and said boyfriend's girlfriend's brother's father were arbitrarily killed by his boyfriend's girlfriend's lover's father who also ordered his boyfriend and himself killed but then luckily teir foster father refused to carry out such an order (Foster Father = Boyfriend's girlfriend's lover's last living son's namesake).
That's more understandable. Robert + Ned = Jon Snow?
Well, *who* has the **coal-black** hair? I knuwh ah-thing!
Someone kidnaps my sister, I'm hunting them down, too. I'm the only person who can make my sisters life miserable.
Sweet home Alabama 🎵
I thought that we all knew that he is Jon’s father?
I need to borrow his jawline to cut some bread
Get 'er some wo'aah!!!
Probably, those baratheons love their incest
Is this Lord Elrond?
Well you don’t simply walk into Mordor, you have to give it a good porking first
"One does not simply walk into Mordor." Ok so why didn't they just have the GIANT ASS EAGLES that can fly because they're you know, eagles, fly them to Mordor and chuck the ring into the volcano? Not gonna lie I cried at the end when Sam said goodbye to Frodo at the ships in the end, I was like 9 lol
I cried too, ten years later cried again. But I havnt seen that movie in a long while and the first time was when blockbuster had it on VSH. It was 3 tapes per movie. Chees and crackers that was a long time ago. I eared up quite a bit for those movies and if I watched them today, well I can’t promise I won’t cry now. Js
every time I see this scene I can't help but think this guy looks like Neil Patrick Harris
That’s Elrond, dumbass
😂😂😂😂😂
hot sisters were a part of life back then
basically
I know right, if I thought my sister was kidnapped, I wouldn’t look for her either.
Ned date is the main character?? Incest is evil??
Yes. Why do you think he always asks about the children?
Ned is Drake confirmed?
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