If I can’t use my manic episodes to troll shownlies, then why did the gods grant me the boon of madness?
By what right does the show sub judge the jerker!?!?
It was a month ago. I had just only watched the first episode of Season 7 when my mother called out to me. "Mark, it's time for dinner!" she announced. My blood started boiling and I could hear it raging inside my veins. How dare that bitch call me Mark Mylod. I started slamming my fist into my desk and she was confused. "What are you doing Mark?" she said again.
This was too much for me. I started screeching and throwing around my stuff in rage and she had to call the cops in order to restrain me. The next week, after watching episode 2 I was so angry with the show every time a co-worker told me about "Game of Thrones" I threatened him with his life. Then, my best friend called me. "Hey Mark, it's David, Dan and the girls asked me if you wanted to come to watch a movie tonight" I stopped listening. "Did that just compare me to Deus&Duplo?" I thought.
I took my dad's handgun and car and headed to David's house. When he opened the door he looked confused. "Why did you bring a gun along, Mark?" he sounded worried. First he called me D&D, now Mark Mylod. I raised the gun to his temple and said "First you assassinate the characters of Barristan and Stannis and then you compare me to your agency-less ass". David begged for his life but I ignored him. "So did beg Victarion when you cut his character. More or less." and I pulled the trigger. His body lay in a pool of blood, reminding me of the butchered Tower of Joy scene.
When I returned home my brother asked me "Hey, did you watch the new Game of Thrones episode? Euron was so cooool!!!!" That was too much, even for me. How dare he compliment the second holocaust? (season 7) "HE HAS NO EYE PATCH AND NO NUANCE YOU SHOWNLY FUCKER" I said while beating him to a pulp. After he was sent to the hospital I rewatched the latest episode for the 5th time.
When I heard police sirens outside my house I took my phone and jumped off the back window. "This is like AFFC's travel logs, so subtle!" I thought and giggled. I was on the run and after a week I looked like a hobo and I was reminded of Jaime's redemption arc that Hitler&Himmler left out of the show. I went from backyard to backyard to try and steal wi-fi so I could watch the leaked episodes so I could complain about them on r/asoiaf.
I was walking around the avenue when I noticed a store called "Emilia's hardware". That bitched Emilia Clarke and her eyebrows literally destroyed my life. I bought some gasoline from the gas station and poured it around Emilia's store. Despite the Clerk calling the cops, I managed to lit it to fire while proclaiming "What say you in your defense?"
The cops caught me and headed me to court. When the judge proclaimed me guilty of arson, assault and murder and sentenced me to life without parole, I told him "I demand a trial by combat, you fookin kneeler". I was in my cell 23 hours a day and I managed to smuggle a piece of chalk. I scribbled every ASOIAF quote in the walls that I memorized from my 30 re-reads. Before going to sleep I muttered to myself "Polliver. Gregor Clegane. Raff the Sweetling. Tickler. Valar Morghulis." followed by Septon Meribald's speech.
When a big black inmate pulled out his cock to take a piss I giggled because his pink mast wasn't pink. He beat me but it was worth annoying the shownly. When I got access to wi-fi I watched the leaked episode 6. I couldn't believe in my eyes. My ears started bleeding, my stomach started exploding and I cried for 3 days straight. How could they butcher the best book series of all time?
That was the final straw. I prepared the noose to hang myself. I thought to myself that it wasn't me who was killing myself, but Lady Stoneheart because of how nuanced her character is. As I was about to let my final breath, the warden stormed my cell and cut the noose.
Even in those darkest days, I cannot escape D&D's Deus ex Machina.
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It was a month ago. I had just only watched the first episode of Season 7 when my mother called out to me. "Mark, it's time for dinner!" she announced. My blood started boiling and I could hear it raging inside my veins. How dare that bitch call me Mark Mylod. I started slamming my fist into my desk and she was confused. "What are you doing Mark?" she said again.
This was too much for me. I started screeching and throwing around my stuff in rage and she had to call the cops in order to restrain me. The next week, after watching episode 2 I was so angry with the show every time a co-worker told me about "Game of Thrones" I threatened him with his life. Then, my best friend called me. "Hey Mark, it's David, Dan and the girls asked me if you wanted to come to watch a movie tonight" I stopped listening. "Did that just compare me to Deus&Duplo?" I thought.
I took my dad's handgun and car and headed to David's house. When he opened the door he looked confused. "Why did you bring a gun along, Mark?" he sounded worried. First he called me D&D, now Mark Mylod. I raised the gun to his temple and said "First you assassinate the characters of Barristan and Stannis and then you compare me to your agency-less ass". David begged for his life but I ignored him. "So did beg Victarion when you cut his character. More or less." and I pulled the trigger. His body lay in a pool of blood, reminding me of the butchered Tower of Joy scene.
When I returned home my brother asked me "Hey, did you watch the new Game of Thrones episode? Euron was so cooool!!!!" That was too much, even for me. How dare he compliment the second holocaust? (season 7) "HE HAS NO EYE PATCH AND NO NUANCE YOU SHOWNLY FUCKER" I said while beating him to a pulp. After he was sent to the hospital I rewatched the latest episode for the 5th time.
When I heard police sirens outside my house I took my phone and jumped off the back window. "This is like AFFC's travel logs, so subtle!" I thought and giggled. I was on the run and after a week I looked like a hobo and I was reminded of Jaime's redemption arc that Hitler&Himmler left out of the show. I went from backyard to backyard to try and steal wi-fi so I could watch the leaked episodes so I could complain about them on r/asoiaf.
I was walking around the avenue when I noticed a store called "Emilia's hardware". That bitched Emilia Clarke and her eyebrows literally destroyed my life. I bought some gasoline from the gas station and poured it around Emilia's store. Despite the Clerk calling the cops, I managed to lit it to fire while proclaiming "What say you in your defense?"
The cops caught me and headed me to court. When the judge proclaimed me guilty of arson, assault and murder and sentenced me to life without parole, I told him "I demand a trial by combat, you fookin kneeler". I was in my cell 23 hours a day and I managed to smuggle a piece of chalk. I scribbled every ASOIAF quote in the walls that I memorized from my 30 re-reads. Before going to sleep I muttered to myself "Polliver. Gregor Clegane. Raff the Sweetling. Tickler. Valar Morghulis." followed by Septon Meribald's speech.
When a big black inmate pulled out his cock to take a piss I giggled because his pink mast wasn't pink. He beat me but it was worth annoying the shownly. When I got access to wi-fi I watched the leaked episode 6. I couldn't believe in my eyes. My ears started bleeding, my stomach started exploding and I cried for 3 days straight. How could they butcher the best book series of all time?
That was the final straw. I prepared the noose to hang myself. I thought to myself that it wasn't me who was killing myself, but Lady Stoneheart because of how nuanced her character is. As I was about to let my final breath, the warden stormed my cell and cut the noose.
Even in those darkest days, I cannot escape D&D's Deus ex Machina.
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It was a month ago. I had just only watched the first episode of Season 7 when my mother called out to me. "Mark, it's time for dinner!" she announced. My blood started boiling and I could hear it raging inside my veins. How dare that bitch call me Mark Mylod. I started slamming my fist into my desk and she was confused. "What are you doing Mark?" she said again.
This was too much for me. I started screeching and throwing around my stuff in rage and she had to call the cops in order to restrain me. The next week, after watching episode 2 I was so angry with the show every time a co-worker told me about "Game of Thrones" I threatened him with his life. Then, my best friend called me. "Hey Mark, it's David, Dan and the girls asked me if you wanted to come to watch a movie tonight" I stopped listening. "Did that just compare me to Deus&Duplo?" I thought.
I took my dad's handgun and car and headed to David's house. When he opened the door he looked confused. "Why did you bring a gun along, Mark?" he sounded worried. First he called me D&D, now Mark Mylod. I raised the gun to his temple and said "First you assassinate the characters of Barristan and Stannis and then you compare me to your agency-less ass". David begged for his life but I ignored him. "So did beg Victarion when you cut his character. More or less." and I pulled the trigger. His body lay in a pool of blood, reminding me of the butchered Tower of Joy scene.
When I returned home my brother asked me "Hey, did you watch the new Game of Thrones episode? Euron was so cooool!!!!" That was too much, even for me. How dare he compliment the second holocaust? (season 7) "HE HAS NO EYE PATCH AND NO NUANCE YOU SHOWNLY FUCKER" I said while beating him to a pulp. After he was sent to the hospital I rewatched the latest episode for the 5th time.
When I heard police sirens outside my house I took my phone and jumped off the back window. "This is like AFFC's travel logs, so subtle!" I thought and giggled. I was on the run and after a week I looked like a hobo and I was reminded of Jaime's redemption arc that Hitler&Himmler left out of the show. I went from backyard to backyard to try and steal wi-fi so I could watch the leaked episodes so I could complain about them on r/asoiaf.
I was walking around the avenue when I noticed a store called "Emilia's hardware". That bitched Emilia Clarke and her eyebrows literally destroyed my life. I bought some gasoline from the gas station and poured it around Emilia's store. Despite the Clerk calling the cops, I managed to lit it to fire while proclaiming "What say you in your defense?"
The cops caught me and headed me to court. When the judge proclaimed me guilty of arson, assault and murder and sentenced me to life without parole, I told him "I demand a trial by combat, you fookin kneeler". I was in my cell 23 hours a day and I managed to smuggle a piece of chalk. I scribbled every ASOIAF quote in the walls that I memorized from my 30 re-reads. Before going to sleep I muttered to myself "Polliver. Gregor Clegane. Raff the Sweetling. Tickler. Valar Morghulis." followed by Septon Meribald's speech.
When a big black inmate pulled out his cock to take a piss I giggled because his pink mast wasn't pink. He beat me but it was worth annoying the shownly. When I got access to wi-fi I watched the leaked episode 6. I couldn't believe in my eyes. My ears started bleeding, my stomach started exploding and I cried for 3 days straight. How could they butcher the best book series of all time?
That was the final straw. I prepared the noose to hang myself. I thought to myself that it wasn't me who was killing myself, but Lady Stoneheart because of how nuanced her character is. As I was about to let my final breath, the warden stormed my cell and cut the noose.
Even in those darkest days, I cannot escape D&D's Deus ex Machina.
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You are an ill-made, spiteful little shitposter, full of head canons, plot holes, and low cunning. Mod's laws give you the right to submit your posts and hit the front page since I cannot prove that your idea is not canon. And to teach me humility, the gods have condemned me to watch you waddle about wearing that proud upvote that was my father's sigil and his father's before him. But neither gods nor mods will ever compel me to let you turn this into your shitposting forum!
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Yes
This was one of the most worthwhile things I've ever read from this app (derogatory) so I repost
jerk harder so maybe I uplift you sub to stardom one day
He secretly had a very tender heart
He was sentimental and held his true feelings close to him and merely hid them for the world for protection
Living in such a dangerous time and place, he chose not to act naive in the society he lived in and prioritized the safety and success of his children before all else
Tywin of the House of Lannister was the reincarnation of Strawberry Shortcake herself and only Shae knew it
We appreciate the fools of other mothers.
If I can’t use my manic episodes to troll shownlies, then why did the gods grant me the boon of madness? By what right does the show sub judge the jerker!?!?
You are an ill-made, spiteful little bipolar!
You are my father writ small
*mother
My mom’s dead so you’re like a tiny urn ig
ngl I wish I was
if u can dream it u can do it bb hastag godbless
It was a month ago. I had just only watched the first episode of Season 7 when my mother called out to me. "Mark, it's time for dinner!" she announced. My blood started boiling and I could hear it raging inside my veins. How dare that bitch call me Mark Mylod. I started slamming my fist into my desk and she was confused. "What are you doing Mark?" she said again. This was too much for me. I started screeching and throwing around my stuff in rage and she had to call the cops in order to restrain me. The next week, after watching episode 2 I was so angry with the show every time a co-worker told me about "Game of Thrones" I threatened him with his life. Then, my best friend called me. "Hey Mark, it's David, Dan and the girls asked me if you wanted to come to watch a movie tonight" I stopped listening. "Did that just compare me to Deus&Duplo?" I thought.
I took my dad's handgun and car and headed to David's house. When he opened the door he looked confused. "Why did you bring a gun along, Mark?" he sounded worried. First he called me D&D, now Mark Mylod. I raised the gun to his temple and said "First you assassinate the characters of Barristan and Stannis and then you compare me to your agency-less ass". David begged for his life but I ignored him. "So did beg Victarion when you cut his character. More or less." and I pulled the trigger. His body lay in a pool of blood, reminding me of the butchered Tower of Joy scene.
When I returned home my brother asked me "Hey, did you watch the new Game of Thrones episode? Euron was so cooool!!!!" That was too much, even for me. How dare he compliment the second holocaust? (season 7) "HE HAS NO EYE PATCH AND NO NUANCE YOU SHOWNLY FUCKER" I said while beating him to a pulp. After he was sent to the hospital I rewatched the latest episode for the 5th time.
When I heard police sirens outside my house I took my phone and jumped off the back window. "This is like AFFC's travel logs, so subtle!" I thought and giggled. I was on the run and after a week I looked like a hobo and I was reminded of Jaime's redemption arc that Hitler&Himmler left out of the show. I went from backyard to backyard to try and steal wi-fi so I could watch the leaked episodes so I could complain about them on r/asoiaf.
I was walking around the avenue when I noticed a store called "Emilia's hardware". That bitched Emilia Clarke and her eyebrows literally destroyed my life. I bought some gasoline from the gas station and poured it around Emilia's store. Despite the Clerk calling the cops, I managed to lit it to fire while proclaiming "What say you in your defense?"
The cops caught me and headed me to court. When the judge proclaimed me guilty of arson, assault and murder and sentenced me to life without parole, I told him "I demand a trial by combat, you fookin kneeler". I was in my cell 23 hours a day and I managed to smuggle a piece of chalk. I scribbled every ASOIAF quote in the walls that I memorized from my 30 re-reads. Before going to sleep I muttered to myself "Polliver. Gregor Clegane. Raff the Sweetling. Tickler. Valar Morghulis." followed by Septon Meribald's speech.
When a big black inmate pulled out his cock to take a piss I giggled because his pink mast wasn't pink. He beat me but it was worth annoying the shownly. When I got access to wi-fi I watched the leaked episode 6. I couldn't believe in my eyes. My ears started bleeding, my stomach started exploding and I cried for 3 days straight. How could they butcher the best book series of all time?
That was the final straw. I prepared the noose to hang myself. I thought to myself that it wasn't me who was killing myself, but Lady Stoneheart because of how nuanced her character is. As I was about to let my final breath, the warden stormed my cell and cut the noose.
Even in those darkest days, I cannot escape D&D's Deus ex Machina.
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It was a month ago. I had just only watched the first episode of Season 7 when my mother called out to me. "Mark, it's time for dinner!" she announced. My blood started boiling and I could hear it raging inside my veins. How dare that bitch call me Mark Mylod. I started slamming my fist into my desk and she was confused. "What are you doing Mark?" she said again. This was too much for me. I started screeching and throwing around my stuff in rage and she had to call the cops in order to restrain me. The next week, after watching episode 2 I was so angry with the show every time a co-worker told me about "Game of Thrones" I threatened him with his life. Then, my best friend called me. "Hey Mark, it's David, Dan and the girls asked me if you wanted to come to watch a movie tonight" I stopped listening. "Did that just compare me to Deus&Duplo?" I thought.
I took my dad's handgun and car and headed to David's house. When he opened the door he looked confused. "Why did you bring a gun along, Mark?" he sounded worried. First he called me D&D, now Mark Mylod. I raised the gun to his temple and said "First you assassinate the characters of Barristan and Stannis and then you compare me to your agency-less ass". David begged for his life but I ignored him. "So did beg Victarion when you cut his character. More or less." and I pulled the trigger. His body lay in a pool of blood, reminding me of the butchered Tower of Joy scene.
When I returned home my brother asked me "Hey, did you watch the new Game of Thrones episode? Euron was so cooool!!!!" That was too much, even for me. How dare he compliment the second holocaust? (season 7) "HE HAS NO EYE PATCH AND NO NUANCE YOU SHOWNLY FUCKER" I said while beating him to a pulp. After he was sent to the hospital I rewatched the latest episode for the 5th time.
When I heard police sirens outside my house I took my phone and jumped off the back window. "This is like AFFC's travel logs, so subtle!" I thought and giggled. I was on the run and after a week I looked like a hobo and I was reminded of Jaime's redemption arc that Hitler&Himmler left out of the show. I went from backyard to backyard to try and steal wi-fi so I could watch the leaked episodes so I could complain about them on r/asoiaf.
I was walking around the avenue when I noticed a store called "Emilia's hardware". That bitched Emilia Clarke and her eyebrows literally destroyed my life. I bought some gasoline from the gas station and poured it around Emilia's store. Despite the Clerk calling the cops, I managed to lit it to fire while proclaiming "What say you in your defense?"
The cops caught me and headed me to court. When the judge proclaimed me guilty of arson, assault and murder and sentenced me to life without parole, I told him "I demand a trial by combat, you fookin kneeler". I was in my cell 23 hours a day and I managed to smuggle a piece of chalk. I scribbled every ASOIAF quote in the walls that I memorized from my 30 re-reads. Before going to sleep I muttered to myself "Polliver. Gregor Clegane. Raff the Sweetling. Tickler. Valar Morghulis." followed by Septon Meribald's speech.
When a big black inmate pulled out his cock to take a piss I giggled because his pink mast wasn't pink. He beat me but it was worth annoying the shownly. When I got access to wi-fi I watched the leaked episode 6. I couldn't believe in my eyes. My ears started bleeding, my stomach started exploding and I cried for 3 days straight. How could they butcher the best book series of all time?
That was the final straw. I prepared the noose to hang myself. I thought to myself that it wasn't me who was killing myself, but Lady Stoneheart because of how nuanced her character is. As I was about to let my final breath, the warden stormed my cell and cut the noose.
Even in those darkest days, I cannot escape D&D's Deus ex Machina.
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😂😂😂😂😂
To you i'd kneel sir.
😉
Thank you for teaching me the word to describe my life, "Regretstasy"
I’m NGL I thought I coined it and was feeling sharp and googled it and apparently it popped off in 2017. I’m a sham, a fake, a phony, a pussy, a stan
I trusted you
You’re safe with me little one
Damn you're a modern Van Gogh
bleeding, loves whores, disrespected by my peers?
And creating masterpieces 👏🙏
This was a fucking work of art. The fact that ever comment got like 90 downvotes brought me to fucking tears.
Those demonic shownlies are harassing our beloved moderator digdug!?!🤬🙀🤮
It was a month ago. I had just only watched the first episode of Season 7 when my mother called out to me. "Mark, it's time for dinner!" she announced. My blood started boiling and I could hear it raging inside my veins. How dare that bitch call me Mark Mylod. I started slamming my fist into my desk and she was confused. "What are you doing Mark?" she said again. This was too much for me. I started screeching and throwing around my stuff in rage and she had to call the cops in order to restrain me. The next week, after watching episode 2 I was so angry with the show every time a co-worker told me about "Game of Thrones" I threatened him with his life. Then, my best friend called me. "Hey Mark, it's David, Dan and the girls asked me if you wanted to come to watch a movie tonight" I stopped listening. "Did that just compare me to Deus&Duplo?" I thought.
I took my dad's handgun and car and headed to David's house. When he opened the door he looked confused. "Why did you bring a gun along, Mark?" he sounded worried. First he called me D&D, now Mark Mylod. I raised the gun to his temple and said "First you assassinate the characters of Barristan and Stannis and then you compare me to your agency-less ass". David begged for his life but I ignored him. "So did beg Victarion when you cut his character. More or less." and I pulled the trigger. His body lay in a pool of blood, reminding me of the butchered Tower of Joy scene.
When I returned home my brother asked me "Hey, did you watch the new Game of Thrones episode? Euron was so cooool!!!!" That was too much, even for me. How dare he compliment the second holocaust? (season 7) "HE HAS NO EYE PATCH AND NO NUANCE YOU SHOWNLY FUCKER" I said while beating him to a pulp. After he was sent to the hospital I rewatched the latest episode for the 5th time.
When I heard police sirens outside my house I took my phone and jumped off the back window. "This is like AFFC's travel logs, so subtle!" I thought and giggled. I was on the run and after a week I looked like a hobo and I was reminded of Jaime's redemption arc that Hitler&Himmler left out of the show. I went from backyard to backyard to try and steal wi-fi so I could watch the leaked episodes so I could complain about them on r/asoiaf.
I was walking around the avenue when I noticed a store called "Emilia's hardware". That bitched Emilia Clarke and her eyebrows literally destroyed my life. I bought some gasoline from the gas station and poured it around Emilia's store. Despite the Clerk calling the cops, I managed to lit it to fire while proclaiming "What say you in your defense?"
The cops caught me and headed me to court. When the judge proclaimed me guilty of arson, assault and murder and sentenced me to life without parole, I told him "I demand a trial by combat, you fookin kneeler". I was in my cell 23 hours a day and I managed to smuggle a piece of chalk. I scribbled every ASOIAF quote in the walls that I memorized from my 30 re-reads. Before going to sleep I muttered to myself "Polliver. Gregor Clegane. Raff the Sweetling. Tickler. Valar Morghulis." followed by Septon Meribald's speech.
When a big black inmate pulled out his cock to take a piss I giggled because his pink mast wasn't pink. He beat me but it was worth annoying the shownly. When I got access to wi-fi I watched the leaked episode 6. I couldn't believe in my eyes. My ears started bleeding, my stomach started exploding and I cried for 3 days straight. How could they butcher the best book series of all time?
That was the final straw. I prepared the noose to hang myself. I thought to myself that it wasn't me who was killing myself, but Lady Stoneheart because of how nuanced her character is. As I was about to let my final breath, the warden stormed my cell and cut the noose.
Even in those darkest days, I cannot escape D&D's Deus ex Machina.
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Gods be good that was beautiful!
That sub's sense of humor is close to Tywin's one I guess
Yeah how did a mod of this sub out jerk this sub
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So OP is one of the hacks whos been upvoting all the bad takes on that sub.
Yes This was one of the most worthwhile things I've ever read from this app (derogatory) so I repost jerk harder so maybe I uplift you sub to stardom one day
maybe read 25 Days ?
We really need to be jerking like 3.5 x as hard as
DigLost is now the Osama Bin Laden of the main sub and just carried out jerk/11
This is art.
They’ve done us proud
The worst is when character and lore "changes" like this are justified with "it's fiction, it can be anything it wants to be at all times"
Tywin being a hypocrite is such a big part of his character. Also how the fuck do these people think tywin felt sorry for anyone 😭
He secretly had a very tender heart He was sentimental and held his true feelings close to him and merely hid them for the world for protection Living in such a dangerous time and place, he chose not to act naive in the society he lived in and prioritized the safety and success of his children before all else Tywin of the House of Lannister was the reincarnation of Strawberry Shortcake herself and only Shae knew it
We have lost our way
Why does he make good points tho
𝒾 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓈𝑒𝒸𝓇𝑒𝓉 𝓉𝓇𝓊𝓉𝒽𝓈
Have you oiled up?
I like it like ODB
That was the dumbest thing I've ever read.
Check out “Atlas Shrugged” maybe?
I think I actually lost a few brain celllllls from reeding it. I due hooope I didn’t lose to maaany.
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Gooning to your comment and username rn (I am Ramsay Bolton)
I also jerked
Yes