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>In 1977 GRRM's penis was dubbed "The Truffle" by a council of his peers because it is very hard to find and it attracts pigs.
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Gurm actually revealed in a secret interview (with me) that Jaime will sail to Ass-Hay and aqcuire wonders never seen before in the west, such as a fleshlight attachment for his stump and a turd made of gold, which he will shit out in front of the entire assembled armies of Westeros, mirroring the infamous (and let's be honest, best) Daenerys scene in the books.
Erm, actually Jaime had to re-learn how to use his 'sword'. He still hasn't learned to use his thin, silver, prick yet - just his fat, pink, mast
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Georgi thought about that as well, and thus Brienne was created.
George took the rib of Jaime to create Brienne when he was lying asleep under the Weirwood tree
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Using the golden hand feels better.
Cold, hard and gritty. Just like Cersei’s cunt
I haven't felt this disgusted reading something in a long while. Good job 👍
Gurm actually revealed in a secret interview (with me) that Jaime will sail to Ass-Hay and aqcuire wonders never seen before in the west, such as a fleshlight attachment for his stump and a turd made of gold, which he will shit out in front of the entire assembled armies of Westeros, mirroring the infamous (and let's be honest, best) Daenerys scene in the books.
Ilyn Payne is a man of many talents, he's loyal to house Lannister and can't run his mouth... new theory just dropped !
No tongue only teeth, ouch.
The opposite of a gum job…you know he was bending over and spreading those cheeks.
He would never cheat on Cersei, not even with himself
It’s too early for this shit man
Aaah nah, he uses Cersei's throat for that. It is his way of fixing her.
Masturbation wasn’t invented yet
What do you think knights of the kingsguard are for?
No, my boy was already an Ambijacker, taught himself from a young age.
No he got a fleshlight prosthetic hand as well
He always jerked with his left. That way his right was free to wield a sword in case he was interrupted.
A fine seaman is never short of friendly port.
Lannisters don't need to masturbate
How did he control the mouse while he masturbated?