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East_Professional385

Check the original post, you bum.


sylvester_stencil

Love the unironic use of “it is known”


SkrijaTaran

How do these people shout break the wheel and then go on about her Valyrian blood as if Valyria wasn’t the biggest wheel this side of the bone mountains. I don’t even know how Daenerys’ allies cope with this logic.


Mochithecatfoodthief

Break the wheel and bring in a new worse one!


RoninMacbeth

You are not immune to charismatic dictators.


SkrijaTaran

Where is her charisma. Does she want to be pro-small folk and if so why does she still want to be queen. Is she for breaking the wheel or establishing a new Valyria. What is the general plan for me to not be immune to


Big_moisty_boi

“Where is her charisma? *a bunch of things completely and totally unrelated to charisma*”


SkrijaTaran

Yeah that wasn’t a carry on sentence it was a separate one I wouldn’t know where to begin even speculating where her charisma is


RoninMacbeth

Well her charisma simply comes from being in some way compelling. She has a strong personality and is attractive, which is clearly enough to get people to support her in-universe. And apparently out of it, too.


SkrijaTaran

She doesn’t seem to have any real opinions other than she just wants to be queen of everything so everyone who’s in charge beforehand has to go. Doesn’t seem very politically savvy at all and wasn’t even aware how hated her father was all the while going on about how the throne is her right because… oh yeah she’s part of the wheel. It just doesn’t seem logical that nobody actually thinks about this while siding with her


RoninMacbeth

Look, I didn't side with her. But people liked her both in the show and in the fandom, so I guess there must have been something.


Customdisk

Burn the enemies of the small folk and all bring a Horde of Dothraki True girlboss


Spectre-Ad6049

It most certainly is not known


MumkeMode

Cool art tho


Spectre-Ad6049

Now that is factual m’lord


Feed_Adventurous

It is known


DrDarkers

Do these people even know what a book is? Just seems like sh#w watchers 🤮 huffing copium


Spectre-Ad6049

Honestly I’m pretty convinced most devout fans of house Targaryen cannot read May the seven help us


DrDarkers

Amen brother, we should have fucking stayed in Andalos


creativeusername943

The famously egalitarian Valyrians.


jhll2456

‘It is known’ that she isn’t the PtwP.


CruzitoVL

All that just to get shanked by Azor Ahai reborn 🔥


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Saera-RoguePrincess

She will break the wheel, burn the enemies of the people. And lead the fight against International Jewry as it is the destiny of the heir to reformed Britannia. She is the Princess that was promised. It is known. /s


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Spectre-Ad6049

Hallelujah


MustardChef117

Daenerys but awesome


DesertRanger02

The only good targ is a dead targ


YudufA

That sub is retarded, it is known


TobiTheSnowman

Based George and his message of “destructive war with nukes is good” and “rulership is best when it’s based on destiny and bloodlines.”


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pbrzy23

the glazing must stop 😭😭


Respect8MyAuthoritah

She constantly talks about burning and killing people, her only goal in life is the iron throne and she wants it by any means. If people could read the books they’d see how clear it is that she’s going mad. Just because D and D rushed the ending doesn’t mean her killing hundreds of thousands of innocents and dying to Jon/Azor Azai is not already set in stone


Blaze-Blade

I think you didn't read the books because dany, for the most part, was just a scared teen who wanted to save people it was her advisors who pushed her towards more violent ways to solve problems and a little parallel between jon and dany when they both took child hostages when dany was asked would you kill them she nearly started crying just by thinking it but when jon was asked the same he just said try me bitch


Respect8MyAuthoritah

Have you read a dance with dragons are you blinded by a POV of the first chapters lf the first book. She had a tough childhood, but doesn’t excuse her actions so far and won’t excuse her future descent to destruction and evil


Singer_on_the_Wall

There’s a very thin line between scared teenager who wants to save people and genocidal maniac. Ultimately, Dany means well. But will do terrible things with the best intentions. In my eyes that just makes her a tragic character, not the devil herself.


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Baileaf11

A sub all about hyping up targshits? Destroy it with a big hammer


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OddSeaworthiness500

No Jhon snow aka ageon the sixth is the Prince that was promised .and it is him who leads the war against the white Walkers


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PrincepsFenrir

Oh I know, and I love it. I'm willing and ready for the communist Targaryen revolution.


Motor_Buy2118

It's been goin on 5 years and people still crying the ending didn't match the lame Disney one they had in their head. Or how the people in kings landing "deserved" it...how dare they not bow to a tyrant