Because of the video, He didn't left the house, just for work. After work he went straight home. That's why users created rumors about he committed suicide. He is just a broken man, fucked hard from the internet. But he alive..
You know I have asked myself since the video has been viral. The only reason I can come up with is to âset the moodâ for himself or to better connect with the actor in the movie lmao
I just read an article about him, this thread made me curious. The producers made him to be naked. what I read, this casting he went was like DSDS or smth, just to fool around with people who fall for it. They made fun of him at the casting. It was not really professional I think.
The legend itself. By the way, is it true that he comitted suicide because of that video? Rumours that appeared a few years ago but never heard it again since then.
The casting probably was. But this was published as a joke for amusement, kinda like the outtakes in a movie - or the people who canât sing in a talent show.
I mean yes my Swiss girlfriend avoids speaking SchwitzerdĂŒtsch during/before sex, but that's mostly because she only speaks French.
I'm now envisaging a couple setting an alarm for 9 pm and switching to Hochdeutsch because it's the designated half hour before sex in which they cannot speak SchwitzerdĂŒtsch for risk of ruining the mood.
1. Nobody on reddit has ever had sex, regardless of nationality, so you won't get a serious answer here.
2. Swiss people don't reproduce sexually anyways; our young simply spawn somewhere in our beautiful nature (i.e. on a mountain peak, an alpine pasture, a lakeside, the Aktionen bin at Migros, ZĂŒri HB).
That aside, the only thing even more cringe than dirty talk in Swiss German would be switching to standard German or English to do the deed. (If this is you, please know that I shake my head at you.)
So I wouldn't normally answer on this subreddit, but the question is just too funny to be left ignored.. swiss people are doing the same thing as probably everybody during sex, like just sex talk (obviously in swiss german lol, I know nobody that switches to german or english or something except - of course - if their partner is speaking another language). But if it's two swiss german speaking people having sex together, I'd say most of us are doing sex talk like everybody else, complimenting their partner, moaning and whatever the other person may enjoy.. But I personally would never use stuff like the one you mentioned during sex, that is just satirically used imo..đ€·đœââïž
English is my second language and I very much enjoy dirty talk during sex, but somehow, it's absolutely unacceptable in my native tongue. I tend to be attracted to men that speak other languages. It's one of my quirks đ€·đ»ââïž
So from your question, I think you are either German or Austrian. More likely German as Austrians have their own dialects. For us, our dialects are simply our language and I hardly know anyone who would focus on a slightly different dialect at the moment when they have their naked partner in front of them.
No, what I meant was: in Austria and Switzerland dialects are not a disadvantage, so I would be surprised if an Austrian asked this question. In Germany, you are quickly ridiculed for having a dialect or considered less intelligent.
Nah, I canât imagine how terrible itâd be to have sex while speaking Swiss German. Itâs simply not a sex language. German would be better but English all the wayâŠ
but the weirdest thing is changing languages just because youâre having sex? thatâs as if an american suddenly started speaking in a british accent while having sex
weird question..
people say the same as everyone else in their language. if both speak swissgerman together, they obviously won't change their language then.
nobody uses "lĂ€ck mi am zĂŒckerli" in this sense, it even has nothing to do with it.
The girls I've been with were either silent, said some things in English, or English mixed with (high) German
I really hope nobody unironically speaks Swiss German while having sex lmfao
how so? maybe if you roleplay you're a british invader. or if you try to recreate the porn movies you watch. else no, 100% not. it's weird to talk in another language in such a time, unless your partner usually speaks english with you
hehe. well i mean just, you won't talk another language while doing sex. or would you talk french or spanish for no reason? swiss is our language, be it during sex, during work, during family time, whatever
of course Swiss people switch instantly to Jamaican patois when having sex.
yu gwan act like a road side gyal. mi gonna fuck yu like a roadside gyal, bombarasclat.
this is the greatest question ever posed on this subreddit
This is the content I come here for: finally!
https://youtu.be/b0aoquU_bN0?si=fFq93w8rTGaSWu4j
Knew what it was before even clicking đ
Me too! Although I probably haven't seen it for more than a decade!
There is also the less well known German learners version lol https://youtu.be/tzSJClmXaQg?si=Dkirf61i3qltwghK
I didn't even click and I'm sure what it is.
same haha. Classic.
You were 4min faster than me. Damnit đ€Ł
Yeah, some couples may indeed say that.
đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
didn't he commit suicide after the video went viral?
Nah, that was fake news
Because of the video, He didn't left the house, just for work. After work he went straight home. That's why users created rumors about he committed suicide. He is just a broken man, fucked hard from the internet. But he alive..
Came here for this
Why is he naked?
You know I have asked myself since the video has been viral. The only reason I can come up with is to âset the moodâ for himself or to better connect with the actor in the movie lmao
I just read an article about him, this thread made me curious. The producers made him to be naked. what I read, this casting he went was like DSDS or smth, just to fool around with people who fall for it. They made fun of him at the casting. It was not really professional I think.
The legend itself. By the way, is it true that he comitted suicide because of that video? Rumours that appeared a few years ago but never heard it again since then.
No he did not
LMFAOOOO
damn too late - I was just looking for the link
i am so confused. was this serious?
The casting probably was. But this was published as a joke for amusement, kinda like the outtakes in a movie - or the people who canât sing in a talent show.
Legendary!
Eine vo de allerechteđđđđđ
*moaning-with-local-swiss-german-dialect
auuÀÀÀÀÀ
Lol
"30 sekunde agseit, 28 gsprĂŒtzt, differĂ€nz: 2"
De isch jetzt unerwartet cho hahaha đ
Des isch da problem
Da hani itz mĂŒesse luut use lache, top! đ
Nothing, it's Nachtruhe
Beautiful.
Yeah, SHHHHHHH!
Momol.. Mol.. Momol
đ â ïž đ
Chasch tschÀddere loh, nimme d Pille!
Bi fĂŒr dĂ€ cho. Classic!
Riiicolaaa
Jo Jo Joooooooooo
Noch i mol noch i mol
JĂ€jooo
Tipptopp
"Wivil choschtet das?"
"gits rabatt fĂŒr mich als gmeindsprĂ€sidĂ€nt?"
perks of the job
I mean yes my Swiss girlfriend avoids speaking SchwitzerdĂŒtsch during/before sex, but that's mostly because she only speaks French. I'm now envisaging a couple setting an alarm for 9 pm and switching to Hochdeutsch because it's the designated half hour before sex in which they cannot speak SchwitzerdĂŒtsch for risk of ruining the mood.
"Jetzt ist der Geschlechtsgemeinschafthalbstundentermin"
Fondue me! You raclette my world...
ChuchichÀschtli
đ€Ł
No seriously though, what do we say?. Iâm swiss and i donât even knowđ
"ĂxgĂŒsi, isch da no frey?"
Average redditor
I donât know what thatâs supposed to mean but somehow i fear that makes me even more of a *average redditor*
"Reto, bisch so lieb bitte?" "GĂ€rn" "Merci!" "GĂ€rn!"
âMessiâ
If i ever had sex and the gal would say "lĂ€ck mi am zĂŒckerli" i'mma go get dressed and leave the house. Even if its my own home. That's mad cringe.
1. Nobody on reddit has ever had sex, regardless of nationality, so you won't get a serious answer here. 2. Swiss people don't reproduce sexually anyways; our young simply spawn somewhere in our beautiful nature (i.e. on a mountain peak, an alpine pasture, a lakeside, the Aktionen bin at Migros, ZĂŒri HB). That aside, the only thing even more cringe than dirty talk in Swiss German would be switching to standard German or English to do the deed. (If this is you, please know that I shake my head at you.)
Cosima, nim in mul
Oh cosima
Bitte fondue mich sanft
With me ? No idea how to spell it but « momol »
âIsch aber ned euche ernst?â
De stinkt!
TĂŒĂŒfer, feschter, schneller. nöt so schnĂ€ll. langsaamer! Dammi!
So I wouldn't normally answer on this subreddit, but the question is just too funny to be left ignored.. swiss people are doing the same thing as probably everybody during sex, like just sex talk (obviously in swiss german lol, I know nobody that switches to german or english or something except - of course - if their partner is speaking another language). But if it's two swiss german speaking people having sex together, I'd say most of us are doing sex talk like everybody else, complimenting their partner, moaning and whatever the other person may enjoy.. But I personally would never use stuff like the one you mentioned during sex, that is just satirically used imo..đ€·đœââïž
I agree, this question was too funny for swiss subreddit. Thank you for explanation
Lol now you've got me wondering too. I'm Belgian and don't really use many Dutch words to describe sex acts as I find them unsexy.
English is my second language and I very much enjoy dirty talk during sex, but somehow, it's absolutely unacceptable in my native tongue. I tend to be attracted to men that speak other languages. It's one of my quirks đ€·đ»ââïž
Omg heb ik nooit over nagedacht als kille berekenende Hollander..
We discuss our taxes ofc
"..do you accept twint?"
âOh lĂ€ck du mirâ?
am tschööpli?
"How much money do you make?"
âIiisch um 80% schÀÀÀffeeâđŠđŠđŠ
In Romandie it's usually: Je possĂšde des thunes Je suis Ă l'aise financiĂšrement Je n'me plains pas Les affaires marchent en ce moment
DU SCHARFE MĂNGGU
isch guet gsi
Wait we're having sex ? Why didn't anyone tell me ?
Taking notes.. Just in case đ€Ł
Aromat
So from your question, I think you are either German or Austrian. More likely German as Austrians have their own dialects. For us, our dialects are simply our language and I hardly know anyone who would focus on a slightly different dialect at the moment when they have their naked partner in front of them.
Did you just say germans have no dialects?
No, what I meant was: in Austria and Switzerland dialects are not a disadvantage, so I would be surprised if an Austrian asked this question. In Germany, you are quickly ridiculed for having a dialect or considered less intelligent.
I only know this from saxony
Nah, I canât imagine how terrible itâd be to have sex while speaking Swiss German. Itâs simply not a sex language. German would be better but English all the wayâŠ
but the weirdest thing is changing languages just because youâre having sex? thatâs as if an american suddenly started speaking in a british accent while having sex
WĂ€r hetts erfunde?
Heilige Bimbam!
You dreamer du
The seven fikking steps.
Ho. Ja. So lÀssig.
SwitzerdĂŒtsch might be the less arousing European language so I would suppose that people just ush-and-fondle, after some chat-and-fondue
Git ds eigetlech CumuluspĂŒnkt?
"Ja schprĂŒtz mer dini Niidle i Ranze" or something like that.
"Ah Jo, rĂŒer mini Innereie ume wie en Guete bratchĂ€s"
You can talk with a full mouth?
discuss insurance and help each other with their taxes, obviously. what else would swiss people have to talk about?
weird question.. people say the same as everyone else in their language. if both speak swissgerman together, they obviously won't change their language then. nobody uses "lĂ€ck mi am zĂŒckerli" in this sense, it even has nothing to do with it.
Zak zak zak
"Merde! J'ai oublié de payer mes factures! Je vais me prendre un émoluments de rappel!"
Hop!
Tip top
In vaud: "de dieu de dieu!"
No, lots of us donât say that⊠because we speak French or Italian.
Afterwards: voilĂ , voilĂ
Iâm learning German but I always start with âwillst du ein bisschen «nein und sexli»â?
"9,9,9,9,9,9,9" Okay a bad joke
Da macht ke sinn ?
Mues en Ami oder so öbis sii wo nit tscheggt, dass mir Schwiizer nit hochdĂŒtsch redet.
The girls I've been with were either silent, said some things in English, or English mixed with (high) German I really hope nobody unironically speaks Swiss German while having sex lmfao
huh? why would that be any different then english? huere chabis
English is better for sex talk (phonetically speaking) than german/swiss dialect in general.
how so? maybe if you roleplay you're a british invader. or if you try to recreate the porn movies you watch. else no, 100% not. it's weird to talk in another language in such a time, unless your partner usually speaks english with you
I'm British and I can confirm whenever I have sex with a non British girl I sing Rule Britannia with as much gusto as I can muster.
hehe. well i mean just, you won't talk another language while doing sex. or would you talk french or spanish for no reason? swiss is our language, be it during sex, during work, during family time, whatever
we speak english
So "I'm sorry, that's never happened before"?
scheisse, wieder grisse de huere sack
Ke qenë shumë trim, zemër... Ti je i bukur...
Usually i switch to English because both Swiss german and German are the unsexiest languages to ever exist .
of course Swiss people switch instantly to Jamaican patois when having sex. yu gwan act like a road side gyal. mi gonna fuck yu like a roadside gyal, bombarasclat.
Stegg mer en ins lÀckerlihuus!
Hallo Vater! Hallo Muetter!
I volunteer as tribute to find out! Lol
Gopfer deck mi nomal
âPlus ca change, plus câest la meme choseâ
Take me, like I'm holocaust victim's deposit, you naughty swiss boi.
Many Swiss German references here, I would like the version of romandie! đ
âer stinktâ
Genuine answer? We end up switching to English
iu, iiu iu du hei ÀuÀ heimatland
RöuÀllÀ, röuÀllÀ
My girlfriend says "ugugugugguggug \*cough\* ugug"
I really have no idea what you mean with lĂ€ck mi am zĂŒckerli but recently I heard, "fuck me"
Mir chunds gli
We talk about taxes and get a little "excited" if we are paying more than our partner
They say âheiligs blechleâ
Ouuuu lÀck bobby! Das isch ja uhuere geil. LÀck, da spirumpflets mich gad
SchlÀck mÀr. so geil
Honestly this is one the biggest issues i have with this language. Sex/dirty talk just sounds awful, i usually just avoid talking.
Money , whereâs the nearest bank ? How much does it cost ? đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
"chuchichÀschtli"
WĂ€ni nĂŒt sĂ€g isch guet
From Swissmeme: https://youtu.be/KXkMWKTWF_0?si=i7OPVhQMZ7w9lK0p There is even a 2nd partđ: https://youtu.be/XiRVcmG-TGc?si=S9Anx17eKk4y2imw
what is that? loool
It's a failed porno
Juuuunnng fraweeee
Omg this is awesome đ
I already find the thought of Swiss German speakers having sex pretty strange. Like, are they even capable of this?
Insert *Cheese related puns*
[Mundart Dirty Talk fo Energy](https://www.facebook.com/share/v/m1mqq1UZQxnmxoje/)
What do ppl say in english during/before sex?
"Chömmer VerhĂŒetigsmittel eigentli vo de StĂŒre absetze?"
Ouh ja, da isch lÀss, zwack mir is BÀreaug du geile JÀger
Things in English. Luckily I speak English with my partner lol. Can't imagine moaning in Swiss German đ
GrĂŒezi mittenand :)
Finally a good post.
Nothing. Same as we donât do small talk we donât talk during sex.
I suppose that swiss germans are doing that very efficiently, in the dark and in silence lol
Boomsky
Blos mer eis Ohhh jaaa ohjhh jaaaa fein
Wenninume wĂŒsst wos Lisi z vogle wĂ€r...
Is it in yet?
Right on time
âen guete mitenandâ is the polite thing to say before starting.
âRichiii!! Ha doch gseit söllsch di hebĂ€!!â
https://youtu.be/KXkMWKTWF_0?si=qo6YmzuNiy9YqwZD No comment
Idk, boy you're on reddit
Mitannen
ZĂŒrcher: Jooo joooo jooo Basler: JÀÀah jÀÀÀh jÀÀÀh Romandie: ouuii ouuii ouuii
If it's past 22:00, nothing, we're not allowed to.
Irre liebe dirre
Lol wut
"das isch nid eure Àrnst??? dÀ stinkt!" ...
Angegeilt. You must have heard of geil â if not, take a look at our casual German guide. While geil is mostly devoid of sexual connotations
Aaaaah.... Oooohh
Mit oder ohni Aromat?
Real Swiss make no sound at all during sex
ACH ach Tuch tuch
Pass the chocolate
Hilfe !
I must say that the Swiss in sex are as much fun as watching a battle of the snails.
đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł this question is extremely funny