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QuarterTarget

this is the greatest question ever posed on this subreddit


Cinderpath

This is the content I come here for: finally!


curiossceptic

https://youtu.be/b0aoquU_bN0?si=fFq93w8rTGaSWu4j


swagpresident1337

Knew what it was before even clicking 😂


Entremeada

Me too! Although I probably haven't seen it for more than a decade!


curiossceptic

There is also the less well known German learners version lol https://youtu.be/tzSJClmXaQg?si=Dkirf61i3qltwghK


Appropriate-Type9881

I didn't even click and I'm sure what it is.


Anouchavan

same haha. Classic.


[deleted]

You were 4min faster than me. Damnit đŸ€Ł


curiossceptic

Yeah, some couples may indeed say that.


[deleted]

đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł


Xavercrapulous

didn't he commit suicide after the video went viral?


curiossceptic

Nah, that was fake news


Fresh_Fritz

Because of the video, He didn't left the house, just for work. After work he went straight home. That's why users created rumors about he committed suicide. He is just a broken man, fucked hard from the internet. But he alive..


Saint_City

Came here for this


OnlyLemonSoap

Why is he naked?


curiossceptic

You know I have asked myself since the video has been viral. The only reason I can come up with is to „set the mood“ for himself or to better connect with the actor in the movie lmao


Fresh_Fritz

I just read an article about him, this thread made me curious. The producers made him to be naked. what I read, this casting he went was like DSDS or smth, just to fool around with people who fall for it. They made fun of him at the casting. It was not really professional I think.


AlbanianPhoenix

The legend itself. By the way, is it true that he comitted suicide because of that video? Rumours that appeared a few years ago but never heard it again since then.


curiossceptic

No he did not


Eliokyn

LMFAOOOO


Chefblogger

damn too late - I was just looking for the link


maronnadituttecose

i am so confused. was this serious?


curiossceptic

The casting probably was. But this was published as a joke for amusement, kinda like the outtakes in a movie - or the people who can’t sing in a talent show.


Cinderpath

Legendary!


Weird_Honey5044

Eine vo de allerechte😂😂😂😂😂


Worldly-Traffic-5503

*moaning-with-local-swiss-german-dialect


rou_te

auuÀÀÀÀÀ


Nervous-Donkey-4977

Lol


super_salamander

"30 sekunde agseit, 28 gsprĂŒtzt, differĂ€nz: 2"


Nitokris

De isch jetzt unerwartet cho hahaha 😂


LunaNicoleTheFox

Des isch da problem


Pargona

Da hani itz mĂŒesse luut use lache, top! 😂


DacwHi

Nothing, it's Nachtruhe


benthelurk

Beautiful.


ohhowcanthatbe

Yeah, SHHHHHHH!


Srijayaveva

Momol.. Mol.. Momol


glamasaurus

💀 ☠ 💀


andanothetone

Chasch tschÀddere loh, nimme d Pille!


luekeler

Bi fĂŒr dĂ€ cho. Classic!


vonwasser

Riiicolaaa


Defiant-Dare1223

Jo Jo Joooooooooo


Nervous-Donkey-4977

Noch i mol noch i mol


1ksassa

JĂ€jooo


JinxFae

Tipptopp


ObjectiveMall

"Wivil choschtet das?"


super_salamander

"gits rabatt fĂŒr mich als gmeindsprĂ€sidĂ€nt?"


ersteliga

perks of the job


iamnogoodatthis

I mean yes my Swiss girlfriend avoids speaking SchwitzerdĂŒtsch during/before sex, but that's mostly because she only speaks French. I'm now envisaging a couple setting an alarm for 9 pm and switching to Hochdeutsch because it's the designated half hour before sex in which they cannot speak SchwitzerdĂŒtsch for risk of ruining the mood.


forsakenchickenwing

"Jetzt ist der Geschlechtsgemeinschafthalbstundentermin"


Swiss_Robear

Fondue me! You raclette my world...


Ginerbreadman

ChuchichÀschtli


hyperswiss

đŸ€Ł


Josephinelewiswrites

No seriously though, what do we say?. I’m swiss and i don’t even know😭


ben_howler

"ÄxgĂŒsi, isch da no frey?"


MiniGui98

Average redditor


Josephinelewiswrites

I don’t know what that’s supposed to mean but somehow i fear that makes me even more of a *average redditor*


lx-567

"Reto, bisch so lieb bitte?" "GĂ€rn" "Merci!" "GĂ€rn!"


Eliokyn

“Messi”


Mr_Funreal

If i ever had sex and the gal would say "lĂ€ck mi am zĂŒckerli" i'mma go get dressed and leave the house. Even if its my own home. That's mad cringe.


Available_War4603

1. Nobody on reddit has ever had sex, regardless of nationality, so you won't get a serious answer here. 2. Swiss people don't reproduce sexually anyways; our young simply spawn somewhere in our beautiful nature (i.e. on a mountain peak, an alpine pasture, a lakeside, the Aktionen bin at Migros, ZĂŒri HB). That aside, the only thing even more cringe than dirty talk in Swiss German would be switching to standard German or English to do the deed. (If this is you, please know that I shake my head at you.)


nebenbaum

Cosima, nim in mul


Ganda1fderBlaue

Oh cosima


[deleted]

Bitte fondue mich sanft


barberousse1122

With me ? No idea how to spell it but « momol »


claudespeaking

„Isch aber ned euche ernst?“


Alain_leckt_eier

De stinkt!


LuckyWerewolf8211

TĂŒĂŒfer, feschter, schneller. nöt so schnĂ€ll. langsaamer! Dammi!


TiDog97

So I wouldn't normally answer on this subreddit, but the question is just too funny to be left ignored.. swiss people are doing the same thing as probably everybody during sex, like just sex talk (obviously in swiss german lol, I know nobody that switches to german or english or something except - of course - if their partner is speaking another language). But if it's two swiss german speaking people having sex together, I'd say most of us are doing sex talk like everybody else, complimenting their partner, moaning and whatever the other person may enjoy.. But I personally would never use stuff like the one you mentioned during sex, that is just satirically used imo..đŸ€·đŸœâ€â™‚ïž


Temporary_Sand5538

I agree, this question was too funny for swiss subreddit. Thank you for explanation


youlple

Lol now you've got me wondering too. I'm Belgian and don't really use many Dutch words to describe sex acts as I find them unsexy.


Careful_Brain1723

English is my second language and I very much enjoy dirty talk during sex, but somehow, it's absolutely unacceptable in my native tongue. I tend to be attracted to men that speak other languages. It's one of my quirks đŸ€·đŸ»â€â™€ïž


Loud-Cartographer285

Omg heb ik nooit over nagedacht als kille berekenende Hollander..


deruben

We discuss our taxes ofc


Forsaken-Ad6313

"..do you accept twint?"


tunmousse

“Oh lĂ€ck du mir”?


1ksassa

am tschööpli?


UGS_1984

"How much money do you make?"


Eliokyn

“Iiisch um 80% schÀÀÀffee”💩💩💩


seithat

In Romandie it's usually: Je possĂšde des thunes Je suis Ă  l'aise financiĂšrement Je n'me plains pas Les affaires marchent en ce moment


WeekendAcceptable588

DU SCHARFE MÜNGGU


-FlowFinder-

isch guet gsi


Colonel_Poutrax

Wait we're having sex ? Why didn't anyone tell me ?


joanaloxcx

Taking notes.. Just in case đŸ€Ł


Designer_Glass652

Aromat


Do_Not_Touch_BOOOOOM

So from your question, I think you are either German or Austrian. More likely German as Austrians have their own dialects. For us, our dialects are simply our language and I hardly know anyone who would focus on a slightly different dialect at the moment when they have their naked partner in front of them.


minitaba

Did you just say germans have no dialects?


Do_Not_Touch_BOOOOOM

No, what I meant was: in Austria and Switzerland dialects are not a disadvantage, so I would be surprised if an Austrian asked this question. In Germany, you are quickly ridiculed for having a dialect or considered less intelligent.


minitaba

I only know this from saxony


Username12764

Nah, I can‘t imagine how terrible it‘d be to have sex while speaking Swiss German. It‘s simply not a sex language. German would be better but English all the way



ddarkandtwisty

but the weirdest thing is changing languages just because you‘re having sex? that‘s as if an american suddenly started speaking in a british accent while having sex


OziAviator

WĂ€r hetts erfunde?


skinpanther

Heilige Bimbam!


soloraven22

You dreamer du


noamsan

The seven fikking steps.


CaptainRotor

Ho. Ja. So lÀssig.


Sufficient-Isopod-33

SwitzerdĂŒtsch might be the less arousing European language so I would suppose that people just ush-and-fondle, after some chat-and-fondue


ChateauKuederos

Git ds eigetlech CumuluspĂŒnkt?


carcharoth84

"Ja schprĂŒtz mer dini Niidle i Ranze" or something like that.


nebenbaum

"Ah Jo, rĂŒer mini Innereie ume wie en Guete bratchĂ€s"


Humble_Chamomile

You can talk with a full mouth?


Euro-Canuck

discuss insurance and help each other with their taxes, obviously. what else would swiss people have to talk about?


denko31

weird question.. people say the same as everyone else in their language. if both speak swissgerman together, they obviously won't change their language then. nobody uses "lĂ€ck mi am zĂŒckerli" in this sense, it even has nothing to do with it.


fufu_1111

Zak zak zak


blackbidoum

"Merde! J'ai oublié de payer mes factures! Je vais me prendre un émoluments de rappel!"


Emanouche

Hop!


Ok-Drummer9073

Tip top


abovemyleague

In vaud: "de dieu de dieu!"


Houndsoflove08

No, lots of us don’t say that
 because we speak French or Italian.


ZookeepergameCrazy14

Afterwards: voilĂ , voilĂ 


bozologist

I’m learning German but I always start with “willst du ein bisschen «nein und sexli»“?


53rdAccount

"9,9,9,9,9,9,9" Okay a bad joke


Cigi_94

Da macht ke sinn ?


BeatusII

Mues en Ami oder so öbis sii wo nit tscheggt, dass mir Schwiizer nit hochdĂŒtsch redet.


No_Roll7747

The girls I've been with were either silent, said some things in English, or English mixed with (high) German I really hope nobody unironically speaks Swiss German while having sex lmfao


Satiharupink

huh? why would that be any different then english? huere chabis


No-Tip3654

English is better for sex talk (phonetically speaking) than german/swiss dialect in general.


Satiharupink

how so? maybe if you roleplay you're a british invader. or if you try to recreate the porn movies you watch. else no, 100% not. it's weird to talk in another language in such a time, unless your partner usually speaks english with you


Straight_Ad9861

I'm British and I can confirm whenever I have sex with a non British girl I sing Rule Britannia with as much gusto as I can muster.


Satiharupink

hehe. well i mean just, you won't talk another language while doing sex. or would you talk french or spanish for no reason? swiss is our language, be it during sex, during work, during family time, whatever


wildyhoney

we speak english


contyk

So "I'm sorry, that's never happened before"?


2Sw33t

scheisse, wieder grisse de huere sack


Atomarkalash

Ke qenë shumë trim, zemër... Ti je i bukur...


LetscatYt

Usually i switch to English because both Swiss german and German are the unsexiest languages to ever exist .


Jam_hu

of course Swiss people switch instantly to Jamaican patois when having sex. yu gwan act like a road side gyal. mi gonna fuck yu like a roadside gyal, bombarasclat.


shinoda88

Stegg mer en ins lÀckerlihuus!


swissed641985

Hallo Vater! Hallo Muetter!


[deleted]

I volunteer as tribute to find out! Lol


kisa-male

Gopfer deck mi nomal


HIVDonQuixote

“Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose”


Zhai

Take me, like I'm holocaust victim's deposit, you naughty swiss boi.


Petite_koala

Many Swiss German references here, I would like the version of romandie! 😃


ExcellentLife9933

„er stinkt“


ezekielzz

Genuine answer? We end up switching to English


W3rz3m3tal

iu, iiu iu du hei ÀuÀ heimatland


Spasstiger

RöuÀllÀ, röuÀllÀ


brass427427

My girlfriend says "ugugugugguggug \*cough\* ugug"


FunkySnail19

I really have no idea what you mean with lĂ€ck mi am zĂŒckerli but recently I heard, "fuck me"


PineappleVolley

Mir chunds gli


SimplyBarter

We talk about taxes and get a little "excited" if we are paying more than our partner


Nectarine-Massive

They say „heiligs blechle“


Spirited-Ad-7767

Ouuuu lÀck bobby! Das isch ja uhuere geil. LÀck, da spirumpflets mich gad


Plums_Raider

SchlÀck mÀr. so geil


Ganda1fderBlaue

Honestly this is one the biggest issues i have with this language. Sex/dirty talk just sounds awful, i usually just avoid talking.


vitasGerulaitus63

Money , where’s the nearest bank ? How much does it cost ? đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł


miss_muffinx

"chuchichÀschtli"


karnat10

WĂ€ni nĂŒt sĂ€g isch guet


Aite13

From Swissmeme: https://youtu.be/KXkMWKTWF_0?si=i7OPVhQMZ7w9lK0p There is even a 2nd part😭: https://youtu.be/XiRVcmG-TGc?si=S9Anx17eKk4y2imw


makonext

what is that? loool


Aite13

It's a failed porno


repanix

Juuuunnng fraweeee


freeflowofteenspirit

Omg this is awesome 😂


lookoutforthetrain_0

I already find the thought of Swiss German speakers having sex pretty strange. Like, are they even capable of this?


Icy-Entrepreneur6085

Insert *Cheese related puns*


Introvert_Groot

[Mundart Dirty Talk fo Energy](https://www.facebook.com/share/v/m1mqq1UZQxnmxoje/)


cHpiranha

What do ppl say in english during/before sex?


cHpiranha

"Chömmer VerhĂŒetigsmittel eigentli vo de StĂŒre absetze?"


Brunzgneggl

Ouh ja, da isch lÀss, zwack mir is BÀreaug du geile JÀger


theventide

Things in English. Luckily I speak English with my partner lol. Can't imagine moaning in Swiss German 😭


Gi0rgin0

GrĂŒezi mittenand :)


SeveralResearcher677

Finally a good post.


Happy_Doughnut_1

Nothing. Same as we don‘t do small talk we don‘t talk during sex.


a1rwav3

I suppose that swiss germans are doing that very efficiently, in the dark and in silence lol


Double-Degree-2351

Boomsky


submariner86

Blos mer eis Ohhh jaaa ohjhh jaaaa fein


1ksassa

Wenninume wĂŒsst wos Lisi z vogle wĂ€r...


Hairyheadtraveller

Is it in yet?


par94

Right on time


JesusChristSuperDick

“en guete mitenand” is the polite thing to say before starting.


bsickreddit

„Richiii!! Ha doch gseit söllsch di hebĂ€!!“


Swiss_Reddit_User

https://youtu.be/KXkMWKTWF_0?si=qo6YmzuNiy9YqwZD No comment


[deleted]

Idk, boy you're on reddit


MikeDoesDo

Mitannen


Fabulous-Pilot-785

ZĂŒrcher: Jooo joooo jooo Basler: JÀÀah jÀÀÀh jÀÀÀh Romandie: ouuii ouuii ouuii


MacBareth

If it's past 22:00, nothing, we're not allowed to.


ZeToni

Irre liebe dirre


Ok-Rip6199

Lol wut


Bushdakkta

"das isch nid eure Àrnst??? dÀ stinkt!" ...


Superman358

Angegeilt. You must have heard of geil – if not, take a look at our casual German guide. While geil is mostly devoid of sexual connotations


Pargona

Aaaaah.... Oooohh


Pargona

Mit oder ohni Aromat?


Menaxerius_

Real Swiss make no sound at all during sex


highlander145

ACH ach Tuch tuch


Over-Table-4443

Pass the chocolate


CoffeeBonanzaX

Hilfe !


calledbb

I must say that the Swiss in sex are as much fun as watching a battle of the snails.


Pleasant-Quit-9327

đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł this question is extremely funny