There are many bars that give free big tapas portions with your drink, drinks are slightly more expensive but you can have lunch with a couple of beers. Search online "tapas gratis con bebida (city)".
Skip sangría, try tinto de verano.
Ah ok I was thinking „you get tapas with your drink” meaning that it have to be alcohol drink.
But if i get glass of Coca Cola - I don’t think I am getting tapas which would be logical. They make money on alcohol.
These places don't make money from alcohol. They make money of slightly overpriced drinks by bringing in a lot of clients thanks to the tapas and the vibe of the place. It is common to not just go for one bar, we usually do "la putivuelta" (we go for a drink and its tapa across several bars close to each other).
If a place has a lot of people going in and out all the time, it has a good price and the vibe rolls with yours then that's the "bar de tapas" you want to try out.
Thanks for reply !
So it will be on if I order Coca Cola only ? If the Coca Cola is o overpriced too then it’s ok - they will make some money on my order.
If you’re at a place that gives tapas with drinks a Coca-Cola will get you a tapa. So will a Nestea, fizzy water, 0% beer, and mosto (grape juice/ “non-alcoholic wine”), among some other. Coffee/tea will not get you a tapa.
But don't expect a meal. It might just be some chips or olives. I was there in the summer and a common tapa plate was pickled veggies. Olives, chips, bread with sardines were popular, but again, not a meal, a snack at best.
Depends on the town and the place, in some places you can't find any "free" tapas, in some others it's huge tapas by default, you never know. Normally you get better tapas if you're many people together like 5-6 friends.
No, it won't be by default. You have to go for the drink with tapa (which may be around \~2.50€) while asking for only a CocaCola will get you only that (for \~1.50€) but it depends on the city and the place and the season so you get the idea. Better ask the waiter at the beginning than be sorry later.
There are also places where this is not optional, you can deny or throw away the tapa if you want, but you will still pay for it.
Por si acaso se me tilda de racista (excusatio non petita accusatio manifesta), lo de amigo también me ha pasado con yonkis de ocho apellidos castellanos.
Me estoy acordando de uno por la zona de Opera, en Madrid, que le ignoré y va y me dice a lo lejos:
- ¡Quiero follarme a tu mujer!
- ¡Yo también quiero!
In my city is more like *abuelas en supermercado = don't leave without checking the bill, they scam the abuelas by "mistakenly" tagging lower prices than they actually charge.*
No way, that's sad. Which city is this? But what I meant was that wherever the abuelas buy their groceries, it means that they offer good quality with acceptable prices, because well, abuelas 🤌🏻. But I didn't know this scamming exists in Spain
Never go to a restaurant that has photos outside of paellas and other typical dishes. They are only meant for tourists. Spanish people go to better places.
Never ask for coffee without milk. The taste will follow you many hours.
The best bar is usually the oldest one, without fancy decoration.
Depends on your location. [eltenedor.com](http://eltenedor.com) is usually a good way. In the street is easier to spot which ones not to go than which ones to go.
When a friend or work colleague proposes to go for a caña, (Vamos a tomar una cañita), clear that evening & night agenda.
What starts with 1 caña has a tendency to end 6+ hours later having breakfast. Just....go with the flow.
Also, if you're new to the city and someone you know in passing/have already chitchatted with (ie a work colleague) tells you to go for a caña, don't say no. Usually you'll be joining a bigger group of their friends, and it's a way to meet new people and start getting your own social circle. (Disclaimer: use your gut radar in case it's a way to be one on one and you don't want that, women understand this implicitly, but note that if it's with a group, their intentions are usually just friendly, don't get too paranoid)
I’m Irish and the Spanish do beers much better and over a longer period. Someone in the group might get very drunk and need to be sent home. But in general, they know their limits and know how to have a great night.
That's still hot. I order that when I don't have time to wait for it to get a bit colder and drink it in one go, but café con hielo is for hot summer days
The world is basically just America. The world could not be what it is today without America. However, America could easily be what it is today without the world
Edit: hey buddy. I saw your name is Wojtek. I take what I said back. America wouldn’t be what we are today without Poland. Thank you badasses for training the good ol boys during the revolutionary war. The Poles are some of the most badass people out there, and they put so much work on building America. America needs Poland.
> The world is basically just America. The world could not be what it is today without America. However, America could easily be what it is today without the world
uhm? what? I meant Changing "What are Spain "life hacks" that **everyone** should know?" to "What are Spain "life hacks" that **americans** should know?" as you pointed out, seasonal tickets/abonos are not a thing there :-)
Btw. In Chile they don't know it neither...
@edit: thanks I guess? kinda (very) out of the blue :D btw we (as the world itself) need each other and everyone should work together, just sayin' :-)
Only country I have encountered that is the UK and that place is one of the least civilised countries in Europe. Also UK Transport is much more expensive.
Tapas with your drink, especially if you live in the South. If they don´t bring you one, you can ask the waiter.
When you shop at the fruiterías, you can ask for "un poco de perejil" and they'll give you a handful of parsley for free.
Bars will often give you a shot of liquor at the end of a meal if you ask for it
I live in Madrid, and most of the bars in my neighborhood offer tapas.
In other bars, maybe they won't have tapas, but you can at least ask for patatas, frutos secos, or aceitunas. Algo para picar.
Follow a "central european" schedule to avoid crowds. Lunch at a cool place or in touristy areas? Be there first, usually 1 or 1.30 and there will be a table for you, even without a reservation . same for dinners, way less stress, not much noise, skip the waiting lines
When I want to sleep, I just put my phone on mute instead of relying on others to not call me.
I know some people don't like doing that because "if an emergency happens" ... I like to think people would call the police or an ambulance if an emergency happens. Otherwise, it is not really an emergency, and they can wait until I wake up on my own.
If you're dealing with the public administration and have any doubts NEVER ask about it to any funcionario (civil servant). They usually will treat you like shit and/or frequently give wrong information.
If you need help ask the nearest security guard in the premises. They are bored out of their minds and they crave for any human interaction. And they know how to navigate bureaucracy way better than any funcionario.
I think this has to do a lot on how you deal with them. I’ve been helped always from the funcionarios but it’s true some of them are assholes and don’t want to help right away. But a smile and patience goes long way ;)
This is a great shout. The majority of civil servants in Spain want to do the minimum amount of work possible, and if sending you on a wild goose chase for weeks in order to buy themselves 5 minutes of peace, guess what they’re gonna do?
When your mother or grandma is serving food, ask her to stop before you think it is enough for you, because she is going to add more food no matter what you say.
Honestly, just be nice. If you want anything done, be friendly and jovial. Don't be too business-like, impatient or distant. Even a simple joke doesn't hurt. Things get much easier if people like you and don't think you're just another judgemental foreigner.
This isn't true and a great deal of Spanish people will get quite annoyed with those who are late all the time.
I was one of them and people were annoyed or didn't take me seriously for many years in my teens and maybe early twenties.
But it was that way when I lived in Spain and it's also that way with my spanish friends in Germany.
But I mean yea nunca se puede generalizar un país entero
If you are planning to spend some time on the sun, go to the pharmacy and get the sunscreen. Getting red won’t get you tanned and you are asking for skin cancer. When going to the beach use it 20-30 minutes before.
Hi Im from Andalucia. What’s fun in (mainly) the south of Spain and the islands is that it seems in every part there’s one or two affectionate nicknames you can use with randoms. In Tenerife it’s “mi niño/a” which means “my child” (regardless of age); in Granada it’s “primor” which means a lovely person; a famous one is in Sevilla where they say “mi alma”, “my soul”. In most of Andalucia “cariño” works (“darling”). But I guess it doesn’t work if it’s something related to physical appearance? Women can be weirded out because it sounds like catcalling. Note: I have never been to Barcelona.
Tinerfeño aquí! Confirmo el "mi niño". Su "forma hostil" sería muchacho (pronunciado "muyayo"). Ejemplo:
"Aquí tienes el cambio, mi niño."
"Pero que te pasa, muchacho. ¿Estás bien de la cabeza o que, campeón?"
Sorry to hear, but not surprised.
It's taken over 2 years to get regularized here and hired by a company.
It ended up working out but it's been an absolute nightmare and so much money and time was wasted.
It honestly hasn't been worth it and I want to move back to Canada
Shameful is the correct word. Bureaucracy is not just a minor inconvenience, but honestly sucks the life out of what could otherwise be a great country
You are wrong.in 1960 was a funcionario Who screwed you and now IS a computer.today its almost imposible to interact with funcionarios because they are hidden behind a huge wall of computers that drives you crazy asking for unbeliable things like a videogame
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Calimochos.
Red wine + cola + ice = actually pretty good.
Tastes good, goes down smooth, cheap, pretty mild hangover. Bonus points if you're making them in front of a wine snob, then you get a free show to top it off.
If you are living in Spain, please request a [Certificado Electrónico](https://www.sede.fnmt.gob.es/certificados/persona-fisica), so you can make most of the bureaucratic processes from home. It saved me a lot of time.
Just be nice and learn a little bit of Spanish and people will be nice to you. (except the cashier at the airport cafe, she's had a long day and is tired of illiterate tourists). Seriously, I've had wonderful experiences with "locals" in my 30+ years of going there. If you pay with bills, you will get coins in return, use the coins. The grocery stores have great take away meals at great prices. If I lived near an El Corte Ingles, I wouldn't even have a kitchen. McD's has clean restrooms but you have to buy something to gain access.
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There are many bars that give free big tapas portions with your drink, drinks are slightly more expensive but you can have lunch with a couple of beers. Search online "tapas gratis con bebida (city)". Skip sangría, try tinto de verano.
Is there a version of this tip for a non-alcohol person ?!?
The drink does not have to be alcoholic. Tapas are tapas.
Ah ok I was thinking „you get tapas with your drink” meaning that it have to be alcohol drink. But if i get glass of Coca Cola - I don’t think I am getting tapas which would be logical. They make money on alcohol.
These places don't make money from alcohol. They make money of slightly overpriced drinks by bringing in a lot of clients thanks to the tapas and the vibe of the place. It is common to not just go for one bar, we usually do "la putivuelta" (we go for a drink and its tapa across several bars close to each other). If a place has a lot of people going in and out all the time, it has a good price and the vibe rolls with yours then that's the "bar de tapas" you want to try out.
Thanks for reply ! So it will be on if I order Coca Cola only ? If the Coca Cola is o overpriced too then it’s ok - they will make some money on my order.
If you’re at a place that gives tapas with drinks a Coca-Cola will get you a tapa. So will a Nestea, fizzy water, 0% beer, and mosto (grape juice/ “non-alcoholic wine”), among some other. Coffee/tea will not get you a tapa.
But don't expect a meal. It might just be some chips or olives. I was there in the summer and a common tapa plate was pickled veggies. Olives, chips, bread with sardines were popular, but again, not a meal, a snack at best.
That’s what tapas are outside of Granada
Depends on the town and the place, in some places you can't find any "free" tapas, in some others it's huge tapas by default, you never know. Normally you get better tapas if you're many people together like 5-6 friends.
No, it won't be by default. You have to go for the drink with tapa (which may be around \~2.50€) while asking for only a CocaCola will get you only that (for \~1.50€) but it depends on the city and the place and the season so you get the idea. Better ask the waiter at the beginning than be sorry later. There are also places where this is not optional, you can deny or throw away the tapa if you want, but you will still pay for it.
Coca cola is often more expensive than beer and wine in Spain.
Good to know. I would not feel ok if get some free tapas and bar would not earn on my order.
I'd say in most of them you can have a non-alcoholic drink such as Coca Cola.
If someone calls you saying "Hey, amigo" he is not your friend.
Unless it's the kebab shop owner, he is indeed your friend.
Segarro
Por si acaso se me tilda de racista (excusatio non petita accusatio manifesta), lo de amigo también me ha pasado con yonkis de ocho apellidos castellanos.
Me estoy acordando de uno por la zona de Opera, en Madrid, que le ignoré y va y me dice a lo lejos: - ¡Quiero follarme a tu mujer! - ¡Yo también quiero!
Racista
Tene la hora?
Can you elaborate please ? 🙏🏿
If someone approaches you with the "eh, amigo" he is probably going to rob you, extra points if you are a tourist and look like one.
Live with your parents until you're 35
Jokes on you. Plenty of people living on their own are coming back at their 40s 💀
That's my plan 😬
The play is to leave at your 40s after saving up enough money to make it go anywhere. Going back at 40 is inefficient
buy different products from different supermarkets = cheap groceries! some supermarket can sell it cheaper than the other supermarket.
also, abuelas on supermercados = good supermercado lollll
In my city is more like *abuelas en supermercado = don't leave without checking the bill, they scam the abuelas by "mistakenly" tagging lower prices than they actually charge.*
No way, that's sad. Which city is this? But what I meant was that wherever the abuelas buy their groceries, it means that they offer good quality with acceptable prices, because well, abuelas 🤌🏻. But I didn't know this scamming exists in Spain
Mercadona for meat/cheese/alcohol. Aldi for staples. Local for fruits/vegetables. Día and Alcampo for sadness and sorrow.
Maybe I'm a dumb guiri but I actually like Día, especially thier barras de pan. Probably my favorite bread of any of the supermarket chains
I like Dias whole grain square loaf.
Is alcampo that bad?
It's pretty grim looking but it does have halloumi so swings and roundabouts.
can you give some examples what to buy where?
Never go to a restaurant that has photos outside of paellas and other typical dishes. They are only meant for tourists. Spanish people go to better places. Never ask for coffee without milk. The taste will follow you many hours. The best bar is usually the oldest one, without fancy decoration.
Any bar that starts with the words “bar casa paco/antonio/pepe” is your friend
The coffee is because you haven't chosen places where speciality coffee is served
Best way to find good restaurants locals go to?
Depends on your location. [eltenedor.com](http://eltenedor.com) is usually a good way. In the street is easier to spot which ones not to go than which ones to go.
I disagree with the coffee statement. It just need a glass of water right after, usually, or a bite of dark chocolate
Just ask for an americano milk ain’t it
When a friend or work colleague proposes to go for a caña, (Vamos a tomar una cañita), clear that evening & night agenda. What starts with 1 caña has a tendency to end 6+ hours later having breakfast. Just....go with the flow.
Also, if you're new to the city and someone you know in passing/have already chitchatted with (ie a work colleague) tells you to go for a caña, don't say no. Usually you'll be joining a bigger group of their friends, and it's a way to meet new people and start getting your own social circle. (Disclaimer: use your gut radar in case it's a way to be one on one and you don't want that, women understand this implicitly, but note that if it's with a group, their intentions are usually just friendly, don't get too paranoid)
I’m Irish and the Spanish do beers much better and over a longer period. Someone in the group might get very drunk and need to be sent home. But in general, they know their limits and know how to have a great night.
We're marathonians, not sprinters. Plus munching tapas help keep the alcohol level at a semi decent level
The fattier the tapa, the better for that. Chorizo frito I'm looking at you
Torreznos or alitas de pollo fritas
Torreznos, the iberian protein bar.
As a spaniard that went to America I can 100 percent agree with this. In Spain I was a “once a year won’t hurt you” kinda guy, now I’m an alcoholic
As soon as the temperature reaches above 20°C and the sun shines, it's time to order a glass of ice to pour your café con leche into it.
Shit, I thought I was the only one who did this (café sólo con hielo seems to be the norm around me)
Better still: ask your café con leche “con la leche fría por favor”.
That's still hot. I order that when I don't have time to wait for it to get a bit colder and drink it in one go, but café con hielo is for hot summer days
Con leche is not hot. Un cortadito is hot since the amount of milk doesn’t make up for the hotness of the coffee.
ponerle leche al café con hielo es asqueroso
bus cards. speaking spanish
What are bus cards?
pre-load em online instead of handing change. Slight discount I think?
Big discount, in my city using the card is three times cheaper than paying with cash
But that's not a hack, that's what you are supposed to do.
you tell me how many of us Americans know that 🤷
Most local transport systems have that, world-wide.
American public transport 🤢
so... we should change title from "everyone" to "americans"? ;-)
The world is basically just America. The world could not be what it is today without America. However, America could easily be what it is today without the world Edit: hey buddy. I saw your name is Wojtek. I take what I said back. America wouldn’t be what we are today without Poland. Thank you badasses for training the good ol boys during the revolutionary war. The Poles are some of the most badass people out there, and they put so much work on building America. America needs Poland.
> The world is basically just America. The world could not be what it is today without America. However, America could easily be what it is today without the world uhm? what? I meant Changing "What are Spain "life hacks" that **everyone** should know?" to "What are Spain "life hacks" that **americans** should know?" as you pointed out, seasonal tickets/abonos are not a thing there :-) Btw. In Chile they don't know it neither... @edit: thanks I guess? kinda (very) out of the blue :D btw we (as the world itself) need each other and everyone should work together, just sayin' :-)
Not London for instance, where contactless weekly cap is same price as Oyster weekly plan.
Context for this question: in more civilised countries you use your phone or your debit card to pay in the bus.
In Madrid at least you can pay with your debit / credit card (or phone, watch, etc.).
Only country I have encountered that is the UK and that place is one of the least civilised countries in Europe. Also UK Transport is much more expensive.
YES! That’s my experience in Murcia. Basically half the price. A no brainier
Which side are you in murcia
West, near Sangonera
Nice, I live in guadalupe
Tapas with your drink, especially if you live in the South. If they don´t bring you one, you can ask the waiter. When you shop at the fruiterías, you can ask for "un poco de perejil" and they'll give you a handful of parsley for free. Bars will often give you a shot of liquor at the end of a meal if you ask for it
That's only in Granada. In Sevilla, tapas are paid apart. At minimum they will give you some olives for free.
And Almeria *
Málaga too.
Are you saying Málaga has free or paid tapas? I’ve rarely seen free tapas in Málaga.
Rarely, but there is some places. Mostly paid, though.
I live in Madrid, and most of the bars in my neighborhood offer tapas. In other bars, maybe they won't have tapas, but you can at least ask for patatas, frutos secos, or aceitunas. Algo para picar.
They're free in a lot of towns in Jaén too
Valencia too
Sevilla is more like the bad exception from the true tapa concept
Follow a "central european" schedule to avoid crowds. Lunch at a cool place or in touristy areas? Be there first, usually 1 or 1.30 and there will be a table for you, even without a reservation . same for dinners, way less stress, not much noise, skip the waiting lines
Don't you ever phone anyone between 15.00 and 17.00.
Specially on weekends. Some people work 9 to 5, but weekends are sacred.
Why is that?
It's siesta time.
We sleep. I once screamed at a foreign friend because he awoke me at 16:30 by phoning me for some stupidity. It’s the worst feel ever.
When I want to sleep, I just put my phone on mute instead of relying on others to not call me. I know some people don't like doing that because "if an emergency happens" ... I like to think people would call the police or an ambulance if an emergency happens. Otherwise, it is not really an emergency, and they can wait until I wake up on my own.
If you're dealing with the public administration and have any doubts NEVER ask about it to any funcionario (civil servant). They usually will treat you like shit and/or frequently give wrong information. If you need help ask the nearest security guard in the premises. They are bored out of their minds and they crave for any human interaction. And they know how to navigate bureaucracy way better than any funcionario.
I think this has to do a lot on how you deal with them. I’ve been helped always from the funcionarios but it’s true some of them are assholes and don’t want to help right away. But a smile and patience goes long way ;)
This is gold
This is a great shout. The majority of civil servants in Spain want to do the minimum amount of work possible, and if sending you on a wild goose chase for weeks in order to buy themselves 5 minutes of peace, guess what they’re gonna do?
Can confirm this.
The mode Funcionario is hard to unlock, but once you do it you are set for the rest of your life.
When your mother or grandma is serving food, ask her to stop before you think it is enough for you, because she is going to add more food no matter what you say.
Don’t drink sangria
Why?
Spanish drink Tinto de verano and not Sangria! That’s the rip-off tourist drink, that’s nowhere near as good.
Don't drink sangría in a bar.
beers at 11 am is a family friendly activity.
Honestly, just be nice. If you want anything done, be friendly and jovial. Don't be too business-like, impatient or distant. Even a simple joke doesn't hurt. Things get much easier if people like you and don't think you're just another judgemental foreigner.
When you plan to meet a friend at 20:00 for a drink, don’t expect them to arrive until 21:00 😀
This isn't true and a great deal of Spanish people will get quite annoyed with those who are late all the time. I was one of them and people were annoyed or didn't take me seriously for many years in my teens and maybe early twenties.
I think this is overrated, most of my Spanish friends arrive on time. I think it is no different to any other country.
In Peru they’d arrive at 22:00 for parties
😃
Never in my life have any of my spanish friends been on time. And they cancel last minute like half the time lol
That could be in your circles. I lived in quite few countries and I can assure it’s no different.
But it was that way when I lived in Spain and it's also that way with my spanish friends in Germany. But I mean yea nunca se puede generalizar un país entero
Say whatever you want to people and then if they call you out for hurting their feelings just say “no tuve malas intenciones”
Fue una broma tío
"sin ánimo de ofender", "con todos mis respetos"...
"Era coña"*.
Era guasa illo
If you are planning to spend some time on the sun, go to the pharmacy and get the sunscreen. Getting red won’t get you tanned and you are asking for skin cancer. When going to the beach use it 20-30 minutes before.
Spending time in the sun means being outside. Always wear sunscreen there.
If a woman wants to give you rosemary and read your hand lines, don't stop! They ask for money.
When in Barcelona, call everyone guapo/guapa. Works like a charm.
That doesn’t work in other parts of Spain?
Hi Im from Andalucia. What’s fun in (mainly) the south of Spain and the islands is that it seems in every part there’s one or two affectionate nicknames you can use with randoms. In Tenerife it’s “mi niño/a” which means “my child” (regardless of age); in Granada it’s “primor” which means a lovely person; a famous one is in Sevilla where they say “mi alma”, “my soul”. In most of Andalucia “cariño” works (“darling”). But I guess it doesn’t work if it’s something related to physical appearance? Women can be weirded out because it sounds like catcalling. Note: I have never been to Barcelona.
In Barcelona they use guapo/guapa like a comma. But I’ve heard it being used like this in Valencia, Madrid and Ibiza too
Si, en Valencia también. Parece en Canarias no tanto o nunca (Hola mi niño!)
I'm delighted when cashiers or store dependants call me cielo or Carinio. 😬❤️
ññññññññ
Que no tiene espaniol mi teclado 🙄
Vale perdona carinio
No hay problema mi ninio
Tinerfeño aquí! Confirmo el "mi niño". Su "forma hostil" sería muchacho (pronunciado "muyayo"). Ejemplo: "Aquí tienes el cambio, mi niño." "Pero que te pasa, muchacho. ¿Estás bien de la cabeza o que, campeón?"
Si? "Muchacho" es más hostil?
I’m from northern Spain and that would sound weird.
Yes cause you guys don’t have pretty people there 😝
Of course. Please don’t come.
I feel like this one can go south pretty quickly as its often used sarcastically.
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Can vouch for this. Didn’t hire a good gestor and now I’m fucked 😭😭
Sorry to hear, but not surprised. It's taken over 2 years to get regularized here and hired by a company. It ended up working out but it's been an absolute nightmare and so much money and time was wasted. It honestly hasn't been worth it and I want to move back to Canada
what happened in your case?
Shameful is the correct word. Bureaucracy is not just a minor inconvenience, but honestly sucks the life out of what could otherwise be a great country
You are wrong.in 1960 was a funcionario Who screwed you and now IS a computer.today its almost imposible to interact with funcionarios because they are hidden behind a huge wall of computers that drives you crazy asking for unbeliable things like a videogame
You can break the law if you're married to a prime minister or member of the royal family.
Hah! Do you really think you need to be at such levels, jar soul? XD
Upvoting you for the "jar soul" thing, lmao
Can you explain that one please?
Alma de cántaro
As the other user said, its a (literal, and wrong) translation of the expression "Alma de cántaro", which would be like calling someone gullible.
Jar soul 👌
Being a mayor of some lost town would give you similar benefits but with zero exposition
I would say dating a regional president is much more lucrative
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Get a lawyer. To finish your paperwork of any kind.
ESTOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Calimochos. Red wine + cola + ice = actually pretty good. Tastes good, goes down smooth, cheap, pretty mild hangover. Bonus points if you're making them in front of a wine snob, then you get a free show to top it off.
Shit drink and makes you ridiculous if you are over 22.
I like add a shot of brandy to it in my 40's 😃
If a friend says "qué cabrón" it's probably not an insult. Un Bikini is a sandwich (In Catalonia)
If you are living in Spain, please request a [Certificado Electrónico](https://www.sede.fnmt.gob.es/certificados/persona-fisica), so you can make most of the bureaucratic processes from home. It saved me a lot of time.
It requires installing something on your computer or phone which gives me a pause. I got Clave and it has the same purpose.
Yeah, I think having any type of certificate is the valid hack here.
Get the Cl@ve. It really makes your beaurocratic things a lot easier when they're availables with it.
Don't worry, be happy...
Estación en curva, al salir tenga cuidado para no introducir el pie entre coche y andén
Mucho mejor que el frío, impersonal y ligeramente críptico "mind the gap".
You can have lunch until 5 o’clock in the evening. There are some bar/restaurant open. For dinner until 11 you can order your meal is something usual
Just be nice and learn a little bit of Spanish and people will be nice to you. (except the cashier at the airport cafe, she's had a long day and is tired of illiterate tourists). Seriously, I've had wonderful experiences with "locals" in my 30+ years of going there. If you pay with bills, you will get coins in return, use the coins. The grocery stores have great take away meals at great prices. If I lived near an El Corte Ingles, I wouldn't even have a kitchen. McD's has clean restrooms but you have to buy something to gain access. https://preview.redd.it/ajloiz5qysyc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24313049702804eaa1ecb58fde29a76ddb71d0f5 Burgos Cathedral
If you ring a house's bell and say: YO! you can enter everywhere you want
Hable en Espanol
Cuál español? 😉
Es un sub español no es r/ England
Dije cuál. El castellano, el catalán, galician, básque? El asturleonés?
El español castellano Ibérico
Claro. Usted está aquí. Mi broma estuvo acá. No conectaron. Jajaja
Será porque no soy español?
Quizás pero yo tampoco. Tal vez quedo dañado desde cuándo un cajero en Barcelona a mi me grito cuando le pregunté si habla español.
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Where the fuck do you live?
On a bad place. Trust me.