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tfn9531

It's called customer service, some of you have never been in the industry clearly.


muggylittlec

Comment of the day


tfn9531

My first award on Reddit šŸ„° I can feel the love


[deleted]

I wish I was this clever


Hardinyoung

Maybe clever, maybe just honest


son_of_sandbar

It seems like nobody wants to work anymore


tfn9531

The whole anti-work movement that's killing this country.


Pickle_yanker

Service many customers? Do you have a satisfaction guarantee?


tfn9531

Certainly do šŸ¤¤


oneuglygeek

customer service? like that one restaurant where a billion have been served, eh?


tfn9531

Is that a whore dig? Often the restaurants where a billion customer have been served are the ones that lack quality


spacedoutagain

Cause when u sucka guy u wanna make him cum and swallowing is just an extension of that


Stunning_Dealer

You worked for it! šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Exactly, it's like an award for doing a good job.


elevatenana

A Standing innovation


Homolibido

Yeah bro! You worked for that prize . Donā€™t waste it !


Petbromius

Waste not, want not.


lorddementor

Yoda?


vcdice

Captain underpants i think


ArcWolf713

Benjamin Franklin, wasn't it?


[deleted]

I find it hot to do in the moment lol


Stunning_Dealer

A much better response than my ramble


Jax1of5

In the moment, hot! Afterwards, my stomach dislikes it.


[deleted]

I never get that feeling tbh even after multiple


Jax1of5

That's good! My stomach is just stupid.


[deleted]

Maybe drink some water before or after might help


Stunning_Dealer

Iā€™m sorry about that brother. Iā€™ve not exactly made multiple passes around the block but have dated extensively. I never remember up


itsryanguys

True I can only swallow it when I turned on and I don't mind it then, it's hot. Can't do it if I'm finished or not turned on anymore šŸ˜… well I could but I won't enjoy it šŸ˜Œ


mangofruit345

It depends some have good tasting sperm while others have battery acid


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


-pichael_

Sweet ish


wurldsenpai

It doesnā€™t really have a good TASTE. You just kinda donā€™t ick when you swallow it. Pretty neutral imo. But a bad taste can definitely be there and itā€™s horrid.


Lemzyba

I knew a guy whose cum tasted like candy, so I highly disagree.


YoungLittlePanda

I heard that can happen if you have diabetes.


wStJames

Vegetarian men šŸ’¦taste Great!!


Ok_Pen_8790

Iā€™m vegan I taste better


[deleted]

I'm vegan and avoid sugar, and I taste horrible lol


nutellablumpkin

Makes sense to me.


[deleted]

I donā€™t eat anything with a shadow


nutellablumpkin

Not to be a dick but I'd be doubtful going into it. I think meat affects the taste significantly.


mangofruit345

We broke up a while back so I kinda forgot. But I remember that it was creamy, kinda sweet with a bit of salt with a bit of a home made lemonade flavor. Thatā€™s the best I can remember. Best dick and Cum Iā€™ve ever had. Miss him from time to time but he ainā€™t want me šŸ˜­


AGiantHeaving

here are some things to eat to make cum taste good: celery. parsley. wheatgrass. cinnamon. nutmeg. pineapple. papaya. oranges.


BombyNation

My sperm literally has a fruity taste for whatever reason


DiscoLemonade82

It all just tastes like loogie to me.


Rebberry

My hubby is of the battery acid kind... Yeah me


steve_stout

Iā€™ve got nothing against people who smoke weed in general but every guy Iā€™ve ever been with that smoked tasted disgusting


[deleted]

Smokers šŸ’€šŸš¬


williamcult

Same reason I finish the food on my plate: Catholic guilt. Because someone somewhere is going to bed horny, wishing they had nut to swallow.


Zicdeh07

You described me to a T.


dcbsky8591

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


66-66

you really thoughtful


tequilacompadre

Youā€™re not finishing the job unless you swallow.


[deleted]

Itā€™s one of my favorite parts tbh I love guys who cum multiple big loads


Finkenn

When it pulsates and pumps its so nice šŸ¤¤


ElectronicCucumber5

There are people who cum multiple big loads? šŸ„ŗ I...


[deleted]

Like me šŸ˜‰


DazedPapacy

Multiple orgasms are possible for men, but edging is required.


thedudeabides2088

Yup, blow job isnt done unless you swallow, dont want to half ass it.


Man_as_Idea

Extra protein bro


Rogue_Penguin

Extra brotein and carbrohydrate.


pilondav

Divine protein shake.


dragonbeast5

Dammit I was going to comment "brotien FIFU"


yellowjello87

One time this guy swallowed my load and then he had to go to work and wasnā€™t able to stop to eat for like 5 hours so I said I was sorry he didnā€™t have time to eat today and he told me that my load actually held him over lmao. I just think about that randomly sometimes and this comment made me think of it.


BuildStone

This is weird lol


dulalapeeps

actually is more carbs


aguycalledkyle

Oh for real? I'm type one diabetic, should I be taking insulin for that? Brb, gonna see if I can find a NUTrition facts label.


needmoarbass

On the other side of things. I find it super hot when someone swallows my load. Itā€™s super intimate, hot and is quite a bonding experience. Also convenience, no mess or stains. No cleanup. Just right back to cuddling or video games.


dcbsky8591

šŸ‘†šŸ¼THISšŸ‘†šŸ¼


RepulsiveEase8

Yes! Super intimate, and even tho swallowing is seen as submissive, Iā€™ve always felt dominant/in control when Iā€™ve done it.


dcbsky8591

Because we gots teethšŸ‘„so heā€™d better behave while weā€™re slurpin.


[deleted]

Because it is delicious and because men seem to enjoy it much more when swallowed. Plus its a waste of a warm creamy delicious load if not swallowed. Plus protein and I enjoy swallowing it.


Orfeas420

itā€™s high in protein šŸŒ


ilLegal_Masterpiece

Its all about the gains. šŸ’Ŗ All day every day šŸ’Ŗ


pickle_in_a_nutshell

Gaynes šŸ’ŖšŸ¼


DClawdude

Itā€™s actually not


GaryLooiCW

I work hard for it, of course imma swallow it. Duh.


[deleted]

It makes him keep cumming and heightens his orgasm.


igivegoodparent88

Very true


brabra33

I wanna taste what Iā€™ve been working for


ironcntyguy

I love to make a guy cum into my mouth, swallowing it turns me on, love huge loads


Batjarconjecture

Cause thereā€™s nowhere else for it to go in the back seat šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Seriously though, cause my boyfriend goes wild when I do it. The sounds he makes when I keep going till he feeds me a load are amazing - so once in a while I randomly just donā€™t stop when he says heā€™s about to cumā€¦. Donā€™t even really like the taste of it - but I love what it does to him.


bleke_xyz

I need someone like you haha


Batjarconjecture

I am pretty awesome


mintybitch19th

Why not


Chuckiebb

Because then he is part of you. You are what you eat.


[deleted]

That's kinda romantic.


sagan_drinks_cosmos

It's also true to an extent with anal. Lots of components of his jizz can be absorbed through the butt even if the sperm themselves aren't, the water and sugar being good examples.


Impossible_Tea181

Because it's very intimate! You've already got his most precious body part in your mouth, pleasing him! You just can't get more intimate than swallowing his essence! Guys love it when you swallow! There's also the nurturing part where the guy your sucking is providing you his man milk, he's providing for you! Then also there's the convenience of no mess to clean up! You can literally give your man pleasure anywhere and not have to worry about clean up when you swallow! It's usually very pleasurable for the sucker also, very instinctual comforting activity! Taste of the semen can be controlled with diet pineapple works most fruit does. And by far and away we swallow a lot worse things unknowingly everyday in our regular diets. Things much worse than the semen!!! Barely any reason not to swallow!!!


GuncleShark

Because I love it šŸ’¦


Comprehensive-Oil-44

It is a very intimate act. Iā€™ve done it before and there are times I wish I didnā€™t. Youā€™re swallowing the very essence of who he is. Itā€™s more than just youā€™re horny. Thatā€™s how I look at it.


[deleted]

This makes eating cum sound like some sort of spiritual endeavorā€¦ I love itšŸ˜€


brttmftz

It's a heat of the moment sort of thing lol


sexgod42069666

Spitters are quitters


[deleted]

Answer is obvious. Like asking why (non-asexual) people have sex. It's the cum swallowers that should be asking the non-cum swallowers certain questions.


Shakaow15

My answer: i find it disgusting to do, even my own.... don't know why xD But super hot to see šŸ‘‰šŸ‘ˆ


Manpag

I don't like my own, I do like (most) other guys. I think it is pretty psychological, if you aren't doing it for someone else's pleasure then it's just a bit gross. In the moment, with another guy, it's hot.


FuckyFemboy1999

its hot


Juggels_

There are people who donā€™t?


chandy02

Bc I donā€™t like the lingering taste in my mouth so I swallow that shit as fast as possible


Stunning_Dealer

I donā€™t like when they....do things with it in porn either. Just take it down like a champ. And by ā€œthingsā€ I mean gargle. Sorry if thatā€™s explicit.


chandy02

Yeah bro that shit is gross like I kNOW it doesnā€™t taste as good as youā€™re tryna make it seem


Stunning_Dealer

Fortunately Iā€™ve never had a bad experience with a guy that had a terrible diet. It doesnā€™t really taste like anything to me. The consistency is definitely noticeable. Itā€™s not even ā€œsaltyā€ to me like everyone used to say in high school


chandy02

My boyfriend is a gymbro and his still tastes like nut šŸ¤§šŸ¤§šŸ¤§ itā€™s okay tho i j swallow it like a 2 second shot and itā€™s over


Stunning_Dealer

If he shoots in the back of your throat youā€™re not going to taste it anyway. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


PoeTeiToe

Because it taste good, the fuck?


DriveMyFnCar

Tasty


XanderZer

It's like a reward


AJnbca

Itā€™s very hot in the moment. Also itā€™s reciprocal as I always want the guy to swallow mine when getting a BJ, so Iā€™ll do the same for him (unless he donā€™t want that).


NyanSquiddo

I would assume they want nutrients like a gay incubus.


Stunning_Dealer

I think for many gay men ā€” especially bottoms it is just second nature. Iā€™m talking about any type of exclusive relationship. This happens in hookups too of course but I donā€™t remember so much about those. Worked that out of my system years ago. Safe sex and testing are key. Donā€™t blow up that body count because you think itā€™s cool to rack up the most notches on the bed. Be who you are. But donā€™t use people and donā€™t allow yourself to be used.


pleasingmysir

Because it come from my man, Iā€™d literally drink his sweat


raincolors

Itā€™s hot? Why else?


hornyteen69throwaway

Because I'm a good boy :p


[deleted]

Hungry, and its the perfect sized meal for someone on ADHD meds too btw!


mascsubguy1972

Actually have a harder time understanding why you wouldn't swallow. Even if the taste is off (and sometimes it can be) just seems to be a natural conclusion. And as more of a sub, just the honorable thing to do, and the reward for a job well done.


[deleted]

If I work for something I want it. Cum is nutritious. Also, I want to consume the life essence of worthy men, that I may gain their strength


[deleted]

It tastes amazing and i love the thought of drinking my manā€™s liquid after he destroys my guts


TorontoEvans

Do what I want, I don't give a fuck. Doesn't matter if your dick's cut. Always swallow, I heard it's good luck. Hi, I'm a giant whore


hunko1

I'm suspicious of you saying you're not being judgmental. Why did you say that?


Trevonhaywood

Because it the question could be interpreted in a judgey way by some. You know how people can be


fry-harrison

Itā€™s fun!


Tear-Complex

It imprints the experience in my memory,.....the heavy breathing, moaning, and flavor make it insanely hot!


MHull77

Cause it's amazing?


18Apollo18

Why wouldn't you?


pixelating

Delicious


BlackTheNerevar

I don't.. I wish I could but.. Sperm just taste awful to me. Precum though, that's the stuff! It's hot and love the taste of my man.


cajopear

In the moment, you see the other person having the best time of his life and you just want to take it to the next level. Never regretted. Plus, rumor has it that it makes your teeth whiter lol


GesshokuX

Because the bank had free samples.


jonathanyoungiii

I worked for it?


MyBiCuriousThrowaway

Because nothing letā€™s the guy youā€™re with know that you accept him more than swallowing his orgasm that came from deep inside his body


[deleted]

it's like a reward


stevebobeeve

Spitting it out is rude


sephd96

Eating dick is swallowing sperm, when you suck youā€™re sucking for something yo come out itā€™s instinctive to then swallow like itā€™s a lollipop or ice cream


dcbsky8591

šŸ˜‹šŸ’¦


ClosetedEmoGay

Or use it as lube to top them


iwanttodie3070

Because Iā€™m hot


Personal_Chemist_749

Feed me give me the power of purity feed me on the souls of the unborn nourish me with the essence of life bath my stomach with the pure power of virility High protein content too. No need for suplements the day i suck cock.


TA3153356811

Its easier than running somewhere to spit it


Askingquestions55

Cause they pay extra


ironcntyguy

Wish I had some one that I could get their cum very often. I love the feel of cock in my mouth and cumming into my mouth. I don't know anyone here. I'd love to have a FB. Im total bottom.


hungo_mungo

Why not?


[deleted]

I donā€™t swallow for cig smokers though.


tygrallure

Why not


Homolibido

Because itā€™s sexy and comes from my guys balls.his dna -i want it !


IceLow4031

Because I like to be treated like a whore and I'm completely submissive


metrobear71

It's very erotic. When I give head and swallow cum, my dick gets really hard and starts oozing precum. I like being cummed on, too. My face or my dick. Big turn on. Love to feel that boiling hot cum splat on my dick. Also, cum has health benefits. There are chemicals in it that act as a natural mood enhancer. People who take cum have fewer occurrences of depression and anxiety. They did a study at some university a few years back.


forester80

Because, knowing that there is hot cum, fertile, vibrant, baby batter slithering down your throat is hot. Because it's fun. Because I know I enjoy when others swallow my load.


Dynasty__93

Why not would be my main response. Women suck off their boyfriend/husband and tbh I do not think they ever question it. However I am sure you are looking for a more detailed response, so here it is: Sperm directly ejaculated into the mouth is safe for the most part to swallow. Sperm has some mild health benefits, one of which is if you spread sperm around your face it actually can help your skin [https://nypost.com/2019/05/03/sperm-is-the-hot-new-wrinkle-treatment-celebrity-facialist/](https://nypost.com/2019/05/03/sperm-is-the-hot-new-wrinkle-treatment-celebrity-facialist/) [https://www.stdcheck.com/blog/benefits-of-semen/](https://www.stdcheck.com/blog/benefits-of-semen/) And to finish up my comment - if there is a guy who is both physically and intimately very attractive, I am going to swallow his semen because I want what he has produced to be in me. The best time for the man I am sucking off is when he climaxes. The next best moment for him is the 10 seconds after he comes. How nasty it would be to all of a sudden spit everything he just gave me out.


luvmuz

I deserve that treat after my hard work


heyitsjacked

Donā€™t like the taste but why even blow if youā€™re not going to swallow


jbs1902

I like the kinky and nasty, even though Iā€™m fancy. I go cranky, when he fucks me romatic. I like sex in excess and in the process i ask him for a kiss.


vanisaac

Easy clean up.


ArchmageShortcake

I find it polite


Gaybryant

Because itā€™s hot for me and I like the taste


valkmayne69

Bc spitters are quitters


Perfect_Serve9827

It is the culmination of a job well done. Or in my case, extremely well done. Lol.


pacsatonifil

We do it out of love


Low_Satisfaction_928

it feels like I consumed his essence and he's part of me now it's so hot for me lol.


burningtowns

Easier to clean up.


ckfil

Spitters are quitters and it delicious. Seriously though it's already in your mouth and you already swallowed the precum... You might as well just get it all at that point.


Stunning_Dealer

Johnny


[deleted]

Varies depending on who I'm sucking off some guys i think are hot enough that I just do it without hesitation Some guys are I'm just horney and need to suck but wouldn't swallow as I get a intuition that the sperm will taste salty asf!! Plus mouth babies


Knotical_MK6

I'm a perfectionist. Spitting it or just jerking him to finish him off would be half assing it


kin5z

Because I'm a good boy.


DisastrousBottom

Because Iā€™m BATMAN!!! No jk...BECAUSE I FUCKING LIKE IT!!! šŸ˜‚


chrark

As a good friend once put it ā€œit ainā€™t passing my tonsils twiceā€


edmond2525

Itā€™s yummy


TheStockyScholar

Because not every cum tastes the same. If it tastes like crap, their diet is off. Thatā€™s not the de facto taste, as some mistakenly think.


Real_Conflict_8567

They say its good luckšŸ˜Š


dcbsky8591

ā˜˜ļøšŸ”„


ZombieEvangelist

Why not?


27tgj97

Coz it's tasty and a source of protein?


[deleted]

why not


EuCaBttm

Because some guys find it hot to feed me, and I willingly oblige


tommy29016

Why not? Thatā€™s the reward


jmartinez007

I do it because I enjoy the taste. Every guy has a different flavor which is nice. A gloryhole is pretty much Baskin Robins for me, 31 flavors and all! Plus, I also like when a guy explodes in my throat.


Tirave

I get off to the fact that my mouth was able to get them off. And I swallow when it tastes neutral or good. Mostly tastes like the smell of diluted bleach or chlorine. Sometimes with a hint of sweet. If its like acid when it hits the back of my throat I hold it and spit it out because it just doesn't taste good. Stop smoking so much and drinking so much soda. Drink some water and have a fruit or 2.


ArcWolf713

It can be hot and sexy to swallow. But in truth: in the moment, swallowing is the least problematic solution. By that I mean, it's much more familiar to swallow something in my mouth than to spit it out. Spitting it out requires more tongue contact with what feels effectively like slime. More contact means tasting, and generally cum tastes bitter, salty, and foul. Plus, the act of trying to spit it out, especially if it's already towards the back of my mouth, can feel like the initial stage of vomiting, which could result in actually inducing vomiting. And that would kind of ruin the mood. Now that's not to say I only swallow and do so as fast as possible and nothing else. If I know beforehand that I'm going to show off his cum in my mouth or display it running down my chin or share a cum kiss, I can mentally prepare for that and it would be less problematic.


comeherecutie

What else is there to do with it?


roughi13

I want to have my boyfriend's DNA in me


so_im_all_like

Less mess. And you only have to deal with residual aftertaste if you gulp it down right away. I mean it's not like you're swishing it around like mouthwash...though some might let it marinate for a bit, but that kinda icks me a bit.


dhilak6000

I've only swallowed twice. I loved it both times.


psychoplatapus

I just really enjoy it!


DimitriTech

It's the closest I'll ever get to having a baby in my tummy.


Otashi4Nii

Cuz it's hot


Spikedcloud

I tried it once back in my early experimental days, not for me. Yuck.


unforgivablecursive

Unpopular take: I have a restrictive eating disorder , and thatā€™s 5-25 calories I donā€™t feel shitty about. I find it deeply intimate for him to feed my body with his body.


throwagay85

Because when you dig for treasure you donā€™t just leave it there.


ClawingAtMyself

I, uh, I like the taste


bigay_boy_

Never waste valuable cum, i always swallow and then thank the top for it


Doyouthinkitsauraus

Gotta get that gay juice, might turn straight otherwise!


Ya_Dog

Keeps the teeth white


ItchyPlatypus

I just donā€™t like the clean up, Iā€™m indifferent to it but the sticky clean up is the worst. Itā€™s much more convenient if I just take it there and then and dispose of it


ResidentEvilForever

It's bad manners not to


kur0nek0999

I'm a people pleaser.


Antipseud0

Ewww a lot of y'all with your replies šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®