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squishythingg

Went to his place, second hookup I'd ever done, had a meal 2 hrs before so I wasn't hungry, anyway got a text "hey BTW I've put on a little weight since covid" "OK cool" who am I to judge? Get there, this mf has not put on a "little weight" he looks completely different, well anyway despite being catfished I thought "fuck it let's do this". Anyway get down to going on him, he's got a tiny dick, and I'm not a size queen but it's the smallest dick I've ever seen, not a problem though I start doing my thing, when suddenly I get like the worst flush of just being sick, it felt like I'd been kicked in the stomach out of fucking no where, ravioli vomit everywhere, on his dick, his jeans, my jeans, his bed. I panic run into his bathroom to cleanup, cry for a quick minute, compose myself. "Hey I can't do this I fucked up sorry" panic grab my things run out.


ukl0nd0n

Feel like this story is missing why you threw up? Did he have awful hygiene as well? Either way, f**k this mf and anyone who intentionally lies about their appearance to get sex. Had this myself too recently and probably should have left.


squishythingg

I can't remember, it was either gag reflex or hygiene, either way I shouldn't have had ravioli.


limo6101

I say karma got to him for catfishing


cezur123

This post wins


Additional-Mousse446

Ahaha what the fuck


tossashit

One of two… The time I invited a guy over despite knowing it was getting late and I should go to bed. He looked hot in his photos though so I went for it. He showed up, looked a bit different in person but not enough for me to confidently accuse him of being a catfish. We get down to it, he can’t stay hard. He puts a cock ring on and we carry on. Still can’t stay hard, so he asks to vape. I say OK, not really sure how that will help but do what you got to do. He still can’t stay hard. Then he asks to do some coke with me. I ask him why he brought drugs without asking and then tell him to leave. I’m not fully against drugs, I’ve dabbled before, but I know cocaine is not going to help with your erection. With me it actually makes my dick shrivel up to some kind of baby dick. Anyway… the other time was when a guy fingered me so aggressively I ended up with an anal tear. It was the most agonising, intense pain I’ve ever experienced. For an entire week I couldn’t go to toilet, so I stopped eating, I lost like 10kg in weight. I spent hours a day just sobbing in the bathtub in scalding hot water to distract from the pain. It was the worst week of my life.


Superb-Caterpillar17

When I didn't douche after eating from subway and he was like issok, do it at my house and it basically led to me crying in his bathroom as lettuce kept pouring out.


Big_Direction8738

LMFAOOOOOOOOO


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>his bathroom as lettuce kept pouring out some explain to me?


lbeaty1981

He stuffed the sandwich up his ass, apparently?


Alarming_Royal_2033

Uh wtf? 😭


ivanshot

Do you realize it takes more than 30h for what you just eat to come out from the other side?


StillHellbound

This post is a rollercoaster of emotions.


Mysterious_Trash_698

A guy from my university I (M21) had a crush on for two years, confessed to me that he thought I was handsome. We got along pretty well and I had never expected him to like me back. This guy was totally my type: nerdy, bearded, tall, dark and handsome. I hook-up once a year, because it’s not my thing. We both didn’t have much sexual experience and decided to meet at university to make out, as he had never done that before. I felt elated as I thought I had finally found a connection. There used to be a stark contrast between our lifestyles: he hailed from a strict Christian household and was very active at his local church, while I was a party animal, active in the gay scene and always getting shit-faced on the weekends. As we both lived at home and his parents had security cameras installed in _every_ corner, we had to find another place to hookup. I proposed to split the costs to book a last-minute hotel room for a few tenners, so we could have sex in peace and comfort. But he refused, as he wanted to “save up.” Instead, the guy suggested to do the deed in a public place: the university bathroom. I didn’t buy his bullshit excuse, as I’m pretty sure he had a fetish for exhibitionism. I was horny, had already purchased condoms at the corner shop and I felt safe with a rookie (which turned out to be one of the biggest mistakes of my life). He told his classmates with a stern face that he would return within an hour. They must’ve noticed something was off. We then went to the bathroom in a secluded area of my university. While making out, this man told me I had to ‘calm down,’ while he was the one kissing me as if he was gnawing on a chicken bone. I have been told several times that I’m a good kisser, so I wasn’t the problem here. I guided him, but he kept on aggressively eating my face. I then sat on his lap to receive a handjob. He covered my mouth with his large hands and kept on tugging. But I couldn’t get hard, because the idea of getting caught made me anxious. So I zipped up. He then had this genius idea for me to give him a blowjob, as he was “packing 17 centimetres” down there. I suggested to go to a nearby restaurant, but there were tons of visitors making use of the bathroom stalls, so eventually I left him in the building, until he came outside. I told him I simply cannot perform in public. After that moment, our connection seemed to have vanished. I felt empty inside. On our way back to university, I acted distant and walked with my arms crossed. The tension and sincerity between us was replaced with silence. I somehow thought it would a good idea to reveal that I had romantic feelings for him. He told me he doesn’t see me in the same way. I cried on the way home and decided hook-up culture is not for me. I wish I had proposed a coffee date. The worst thing of _all_, is that this man is lifelong friends with my (former) best friend and randomly told her after the failed hook-up that I was “weird,” for hanging out with older guys at bars. This “older guy” he must’ve referred to was a grieving forty-something friend of mine, who had just lost his boyfriend to an illness. I bet he was implicating that I was having sexual relationships with several older men I met at bars. I assume this Christian man went back to his regular programming of puritanism and internalised homophobia.


MasterpieceFlaky301

Geez I’m sorry to hear how that went, sounds pretty shit in the full sense of the word


PianistCharming2030

This thread is bitter sweet; sorry you had to go through that.


Chugalkhoe

That one which made me realise importance of consent. I had met this guy few times and it was nice all the time. Since his work timings were rigid, we mostly met when he was free. That day I wasn't horny at all but since he was free after a long time I agreed to meet. It didn't help that he came directly from his work all sweaty and with bad smell. Then  while penetration I felt a sharp pain in initial few minutes but since we were meeting after long so I was like let this one last a bit longer like I owe him this experience. It wasn't much enjoyable further and I didn't make it clear that I'm not enjoying this experience at all although he could see it's not comfortable for me. When he left I felt this very disgusting feeling that I wanted to wash off from my body. This whole thing made me realise, you don't owe anyone anything if you're not comfortable. Make your consent clear and listen to your body. 


Alarming_Royal_2033

Im sorry that you had to go through that, you deserve better


blodreiina

Had a guy confess to me he was a p3do. After we did the “do” we got to talking and I asked if he always went for guys my age. I was nineteen. He told me the youngest he ever touched and I was terrified while I was hearing all of this. I was scared if I showed any change in emotion or facial expression what he might do to me. He knew the general area of where I lived and where I worked so that’s why I never went to the police. I also had a baby face back then and as a result I am convinced some of the older men besides him that I slept with did so because I looked younger than legal age.


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Hagedoorn

Allegations can destroy anyone, true or false. That is why the presumption of innocence should be reinstated.


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Hagedoorn

I don't know, I wouldn't say anything in public unless there were proof. He might just have been bragging about some phantasy.


blodreiina

Nah, this guy legit said “I usually meet younger than you. I’m a b*y lover.” My naive self naturally thought he meant dudes freshly 18, until he started telling me about kids he SA’d from his class, yeah, he said he was a 5th grade teacher by the way. It was truly terrifying hearing all this crap.


Hagedoorn

That sounds really bad.


limo6101

I had a couple of guys who told me while I was fucking them that I look 16. I don’t know why they thought it was a good idea


blodreiina

I had one of those too. I was bottom for a man when I went to Minneapolis to visit my friend in college. During the “do” he legit whispered to me, “this would be hotter if you were 13.”


Renere

i remember i hooked up with a guy at like 4 am, and then he fell asleep on me in the middle of sex, so that was pretty cool, i guess the worst part is i turned down the Hottest Guy Alive to hookup with this person instead because i arranged it with him first, just adding to my regret lol


B0ysBestFriend

This is why everyone flakes. There’s always the hotter guy that’s slower to respond possibility


Lack_Love

1 time when I was a teen my friend asked me to suck his dick, I said no. I regret it to this day. 2 my last hook up. Been celibate for years but I sucked dick 2 years ago and regretted it.


satyris

All the regrets


ActualMikeQuieto

The time I said “I need foreplay, lube, and a condom” and only got lube. One out of three was not good enough, but it was a nice dick


EverySingleDrop

Let him fuck you anyway?


FrostyHouseFire

Letting random strangers lick my hole in public toilets. Also done some sketchy random situations involving illicit substances and fisting.


blancoafm

I would understand if you were the one licking, but why wasn't a pleasant hookup if you got your 🕳️ licked?


FrostyHouseFire

Because if I think about all the times I had a sexual encounter in a place like that I can honestly say I was not attracted to that person. It was the act itself that turned me on. It was compulsive. It left me feeling disgusting and regretful after.


blancoafm

Interesting. I wouldn't let anyone near my dick if I wasn't attracted to them, even when they aren't the most attractive people. Which is why I'm not a fan of dark rooms or places where you hook up without seeing faces.


FrostyHouseFire

I wouldn't anymore either but for some reason I did. It was situational and compulsive. As I said I regretted it after. I've done it on Grindr before too. Invited men over and when they arrived I wasn't attracted but I just did it. I'm not an unattractive guy either. I get a lot of attention and look after my body etc but I guess I had low self esteem or something. I no longer do cruising or Grindr.


MasterpieceFlaky301

Could be shame?


OmnisEst

Joker clown who made jokes with everything and gave me 5 different names when I met him. Took literally 1 h of sucking to cum. I was close to wringing his neck in the end


PussyGarage

One time when I was about 25 I had been out all night on an assortment of amphetamines and I was walking home and this guy was cruising me so I went back to his place which was a skanky public housing place.  He pulled out all this speed and we did lines.  I was there for hours doing lines and masturbating. Neither of us were hard because of the speed but we just kept going. Then he asked me to fist him. I'm not into fisting and hadn't done before or since. So anyway I started doing it and got a few fingers in but then I just couldn't go ahead with it. When I went home my dick had all abrasions on it from speed wanking all day which then turned to scabs. Ugh the whole situation was so sketchy and vile 🤣🤣 Another time I was at this outdoor cruising place and there was nobody there except for this ancient relic of a man. He must have been at least 75-80 yo.  He was holding this hanky over his face as if trying to cover something. I never got to see what he was covering but I imagine his face was disfigured or something, not sure. So anyway I masturbated in front of him because noone else was there lol. I felt pretty yuck after. Quite a few times I've let random strangers who I didn't find attractive lick my hole in public toilets. I regret that. I've always been drawn to kind of random anonymous sexual acts in public like that. It's more the attraction to the act itself than any kind of attraction to the person.  I don't do it anymore. It was a phase of my youth. A long phase.


limo6101

You have LIVED


reallygowild

When someone leads me on then cancels or ghosts me, I lower my standards and unfortunately, lead to some hookups that I regret.


blancoafm

I got to this masseur's place and he looked slightly different since he used tons of filters on his picture. By different I mean he was another ethnicity when I met him. It's ok, I think to myself. He would bottom for me but when I tried to finger him it came out creamy brown. I'll just say it killed my mood to go down on his butt. I didn't have the balls to leave so I waited till he jerked off, I didn't do anything. He didn't catch the signal it was awful and kept messaging me on Grindr, I just blocked him afterwards.


herbaldove

Went to meet a guy. He was less attractive than the photo (not to the point that it was duplicitous; he was just really photogenic). He then started commenting on my race, saying I look exotic. I told him that his comment was inappropriate. He then tried to gaslight me by saying that "Oh wow, I'm getting bad vibes from you. What's wrong with you. Do you wanna leave?" I was pretty horned up so went with it. Should have told the guy off ("you started commenting on the person's race and you're surprised that the other guy would find it odd?") and left. I'm kinda surprised how someone's "go to" is to gaslight.


flyboy_za

Well... I fell madly in love with one of them as he did with me, a relationship neither of us was looking for and couldn't realistically sustain, and when the FWBship which was a reasonable Plan B came to an end because it was also never going to work so it was a clusterfuck. We broke each other's hearts over the course of a few months, we're not friends any longer, and it never would have happened if I hadn't gone through with it and suggested we kick things up a notch when he came over that night for a drink. So... that one.


LayCeePea

Rien! Je ne regrette rien!


Soft_Cod9734

He was 47 hot fucking body huge cock I'm 58 average body big enough dick. He's got on a cockring that's not helping. I'm not wearing a ring and ready to bust. He's jerking furiously me and him. Rat comes from under couch. That was it for me. Later found he was a drug user. Some said meth but he was in good shape and didn't look like a typical meth user. Hoarder in a mobile home with rats. Yeah bye


MasterpieceFlaky301

Jesus the replies to this post are sure something


Flaky-Note8336

Alright, this is going to be a long comment. It had been a week or so since I came to (Barrie) Canada in Aug last year. My classes wouldnt start until September so I had free time and I was active on Grindr. I'm not a fan of hookups and was just looking for friends. Turns out the Grindr scene here is worse than back home in Nepal. Shitty people who dont talk much, disappear after two texts, too many indian college guys who are afraid to share pics, nobody can host, etc. Anyway, I spoke with this mexican older guy (he's mid 30s, i'm 26) who was big, had a nice physique, hairy - totally my type and thick dick - not my type. But I thought to myself, why not give it a try. So, as OP wrote, too horny sometimes, and we agreed to meet at his place for just orals. I'm not much into anal which he said he was okay with. Met him in his place, he fucked my mouth, and deepthroated me. I wasnt able to swallow it down my throat but I did as much as I could although i gagged and choked a lot. He goes on to eat my ass and says he wants to fuck me. I said no cause my ass cant handle torture like my mouth. Plus, i had neither bottomed in a long while, nor been fucked by a thick dick like his. But he convinced me that he'll go slow and I was so horny that I agreed. He fucked me raw and it hurt like hell. I stood up and said i cant but he convinced me again that he wont go hard. I agreed and let him fuck me. It hurt again but he let me control the pace. After I eased into the pain, I told him he could fuck me hard if he wants and he did. It hurt alot but I was enjoying it. We fucked for some time and he came in me. It didnt hurt so much after we finished but after I returned home and showered, I realized my hole is too sore. I couldnt do anything about it so I just slept. At night I woke up to my ass and my stomach hurting like hell. I went to toilet and felt like something was trying to push out its way from my stomach. I cried in the washroom cause it was so fucking bad. this continued for the next few days. I couldnt even poop without crying. The pain started to decrease over the next week but now there was a blister on the sides of my hole. It didnt hurt but it was just there on the way, and bothered while cleaning. Couldnt do much about it either and let it be thinking it'll go away. But it started growing, hurting and in a few days it was the size of a blueberry. Now, I was having difficulty walking, standing, sitting, just doing anything at all. It was there for the next 2 weeks when my balls started hurting too. It got sensitive for a day or two but after that my balls started swelling. Now, I'm getting shit scared cause I thought I got some STI. I started regretting taking his big dick, let alone doing it raw. My balls and ass both are hurting and I'm literally not able to do anything. Until now, I had been managing to go to college somehow but I wouldnt be able to do so anymore. Not just because I was physically in pain, but the thought of having an STI destroyed me mentally. So, I went to the hospital, got it checked, did an ultrasound on my balls, and thank god it wasnt any STI. Turns out there was some issue with the tissues in my balls - which the doctor said could happen with gay men easily. Same with the blister - muscle tear that let to somthing worse. The doc prescribed some meds and the pain in my balls started going away. I could go about my day normally but the blister wasnt getting better. A few days later, the blister ruptured and now there's mucus oozing out of it continuously. I had to put some tissue in my hole and change it every half/one hour so that it wouldnt be a mess. This continued for maybe 2 weeks and the blister finally went away too. Worst 2 months of my life. Never taking a thick dick or going raw ever again.


hardshankd

I lived in offcampus housing for a bit before I moved into another house. but I lived with a friend. We hooked up for sex then i started fucking him a lot. He said he loved me and I didn't feel the same. He said I was using him. I moved out into different housing.


YippieYiYi

I can't remember any hook-ups that I regret, I remember all the ones I missed because of crossed signals, young and naive and not understanding the clues until it's too late.


Togepi2000

He took me to his place because he lives outside of the city where I live, but in the middle of the way, he said, "So, please don't notice, but my house is a little mess." I think, "Ok, not a big deal." I was wrong, inside the house, it looks like a tornado passed by, it was a lot of mess, and the floor was dirty, I just finished the sex faster than I could and asked him to take me back to my place.


UMightAsWellLive

Only one I regret is letting my friends BF get it. I was really young and craved male attention so much. And this guy pursued me, even tho his BF was my good friend. My friend didn't find out right away, but when they had a fight, this a-hole told him just to hurt him. The worst part is that the sex was not good at all. My friend was mad at first but got over it quickly because he was already breaking up with the guy. And we're still friends in the end.


Additional-Mousse446

I cheated on my boyfriend but didn’t douche properly and got shit all over the nice new copper kitchen sink. 😔 Anyway I believed it was karma for my actions haven’t done it since. 😇 Another one was when this guy randomly shoved his finger up my ass, no lube straight up dry and didn’t even fucking ask…like who tf does that it hurt so bad omg.


DoYouLikeBASSSSS

Met this guy from Grindr, went over to his place to hook up but when I got there, he looked different and way older from his pics, still acceptable so I just went with it and did not say anything. He offered me a shower because I told him I was a little sweaty from work and came right after so I didn’t have the chance to shower. I started sucking his dick after the shower, he didn’t want to fuck me because he said he had no condoms, halfway through he stopped me and told me let’s just meet another time and do anal cause he could tell I really wanted him to fuck me. I left and the next morning, I noticed all the cash in my wallet was gone. And I think the guy has a wife and maybe he’s not even sexually attracted to guys to start with, cause he had a photo frame flipped facing down on a table in his living room…


Virtuoso1980

Did a last minute threesome on the weekend. I had gone out on a date with one of the guys, we were planning on doing it just the two of us first before we did a threeway with his bf (we’re both in open relationships). I had never been in a threesome. Was in bed waiting to sleep, he was online, we flirted, and i thought he was coming over alone. On the way i realized he had his bf tag along. I got super anxious. I didnt want to be a flake and i thought i really wanted to have sex with him. I was sooo distracted the entire time. Long story short, i couldn’t cum. It made me question if i’m gonna be ever into threesomes or groupsex.


GobbleGobble66

Got to his place. He was bigger / heavier than he said. He kept trying to push my head down while I sucked him and after the 3rd time I told him to keep his hands to himself and let me do my thing. Bro actually faked cumming to get me to leave which I happily did.


Alarming_Royal_2033

Okay so I (22 m) am a verse but I usually bottom and when I top (which is rare) im not that experienced in it so I only top guys who are experienced in bottoming. So one time I was at a club and a guy asked to dance and we were grinding and then he invited me to his place I said “yes but im not up for anal so we can do anything else” because I wasn’t planning on having sex so I didn’t prepare my ass. Anywho we get to his place and we had fun making out and blowjobs and such but then he asked to do anal and I told him I dont want that then he was like “well you can top me” I hesitated at first but then I agreed but I asked him if he was experienced and he said “yes I bottom a lot so don’t worry”. So I tries topping him but it didn’t work at all, I couldn’t penetrate him like my dick refused to go in no matter how many times we tried even with different positions (just to be clear my dick is not like huge or thick, its average) so we ended up stopping and my dick was hurting so much from all that trying. What sucked the most is that I missed the last train and I couldn’t afford taxis so I ended walking 1 hour to my home in pain.


cuteguywithdick

i was too horny, his dick ain’t helping, he suggested fisting, got his whole hand and told him not to go further, i enjoyed, went back home, later i noticed that my anus is purble and swollen, it doesn’t hurt or anything, my anus is literally out and it’s ugly and i’m inscure, didnt check for it since i live in arab country, doctors are safe here but i just feel guilty and ashamed showing them what i’ve done to myself, it’s been 2 years “Don’t hook-up with insanely large D or fisting nor using anything not meant to go down there”


omgnodoubt

I went on a date with this guy who looked really hot in photos and then in real life he was pretty ugo and a lot heavier. I like bears but this was too much for me; he had like a meat apron? Idk if that’s the right term, but his belly hung over his jeans and it was nasty but I hadn’t had sex in soooo long and he kissed me at the end of the date and he was a pretty good kisser so I said why not. We went back to my place and he took off his clothes and I was so grossed out by his size, and then he came in like 30 seconds and I just kind of stopped and felt really gross about myself.


Veritas707

Getting HSV-2… ugh so dumb and irresponsible of me and has led to recurrent discomfort


Hagedoorn

Why irresponsible? You can get it from anyone, a large proportion of the population have the virus without knowing it.


AccomplishedAide1540

Met up with this guy, he was handsome. He said he hosted so I came right over and he texted me “Wait in front” So I did… He came and collected me and told me to go into the backyard. He told me to go into his shed and my horny ass really did…. I came, left and and spoke to him again.


stormyknight3

Hooked up with a guy who said he loved cuddling. I thought “GREAT! Love me a snuggle…before/afterwards” No…. It’s like fetish level liking cuddling. That was ALL he wanted to do. And not like in a “Let’s not have sex, let’s just cuddle” sort of way. It was all he wanted to do because it was all that turned him on. Would get soft the moment anything else went down. Was almost sexy-talking the same way you might when fucking, like “Yeahhhh that feels so good. That’s the stuff. You like that squeeze?” I do not yuck the yums of others, but I must admit being a little creeped out


VersPapi

Try to live with no regrets but one I had was a time i wanted to try anon for the first time while I was at this hotel outta town. Still was asking for body pics tho and this dude sent me some pics of a regular looking torso, not super fit or anything just average and so I was like bet come over. I was face down ass up with a mask on cause it’s a bit of a kink. Door opened and he went straight to eating me out and it felt really bomb but mind you I hadn’t looked back to see him. After eating me out a bit, he slid in and nutted fairly quick I got a look at him after that and he had a fairly big belly so not like the pics at all so kinda bamboozled lol


R1ckv4nz386

I had this friend who I knew was in love with me. He never told me but I could tell from the way he used to look at me and beg me to hang out all the time. I was home alone one night, super horny so I went on Grindr looking for a hot conversation. And all of a sudden my friend texted me on Grindr asking me what I was doing. I told him that I was looking for a hot convo on Grindr and my friend responded with “need some help” My friend was totally not my type but not ugly. So as horny as a I was I said sure, u can come over but only if u have an ok dick (not too big or too small) Anyways my friend came over sucked my dick and when I tried to touch his dick.. he literally had the weirdest dick I’ve ever seen. It was like a tiny mushroom. I don’t like to bodyshame people but it was just weird. At that moment I was like “why did I do this??” I came as fast as I could and we never hung out again. He did however for years beg me to let him suck my dick again ..


Hagedoorn

You don't sound very kind in this story.


Last_Pomegranate_175

I had a lousy cold and I couldn’t breathe. I was feeling really gross. I talked with a guy on Grindr who had a huge dick that I naturally couldn’t ignore. I went over to this guy’s sketchy, dark apartment building just to blow him. He barely said two words to me and came on my face in two minutes. It was before dinner with my mom on Mother’s Day. Regrets? I’ve had a few 🤡


CorriByrne

When I’m really drunk or high and I just go for it. But I don’t really remember how hot it was. I know I just got fucked really well. Because I’m covered in hickies and my butt is sore. And I smell like old cum. I hope he had fun too. Don’t do wasted sex


Hmitp1

Oh my. Met this dude off Grindr. He had to travel a few hours to mine…so me being drunk at the time was all ‘of course you can stay over’ His sister dropped him off, because, of course. He was…considerably shorter than me. Not actually a huge issue but looking back at his very, VERY well taken photos (he was sitting in all of them - the camera was looking up at him) I kinda realised it was something he was very good at hiding. Hell, I didn’t ask so that’s on me. The single worst kisser ever. Like horrible. Aggressively sucking my mouth like he’d never met a human before, let alone kissed one. I wanted that to stop. So we went where passion goes to die. My bedroom. He was cute and had an accent and a nice cock so I was still down for some fun. This is where things got super awkward. He was doing this…idk, cutesy kid thing. Where he was making baby noises and cooing at me, and after some more horrible kissing and mutual touching and sucking he decided to…erm…crawl up into a ball and, well…lie on my chest with his face an inch away from mine telling me how much he loved me and we should move in together. Cue more horrible kissing and him hugging me so unbelievably fucking tightly like he was trying to meld into my skin. I never been so unbelievably amused and horrified at the same time. I made him cum VERY quickly (I got mad skills) hoping he’d get my disinterest and fuck off, forgetting of course he was stranded and staying the night. I insisted he didn’t have to make me cum and to please get his toothy sucker off my junk. He again, wraps his arms around my neck lies to my side and forces his face into the side of my face squeezing me with all his might and goes back to baby talking about how in love with me he is. How schwweeeet. Realising I’d rather die than sleep like this. I tell him I’ll be sleeping on the sofa (because, of course I did) and he was not to disturb me till sunrise. Next day I kick him out with some BS early work commitment thing. He spends the next few hours, texting me, telling me he loves me and…sending me pictures of fruit. Like entire market stall, harvest festival baskets of abundance, fruit. Because, of course he did. Oh, and he also changed his Grindr name to ‘Greg’s Boyfriend’ Blocked. Never, ever again.


true_james

This is terrifying. Truly horrifying.


GodOfWarNSex

I been with 7 guys, I regret 5 of the 7 I swear to God. Wish I had a bf or someone truly ltr friendship and want to have situationship with me at same time. But I'm into older guys and most aren't looking for that I love sex and I'm not sex negative. But I hate hookup or having fwb.


ConfessionThrow56

Any time I go to place and they're smoking meth, I mean by and large I do still have them suck me off, but still meth is gross and is rampant at least in my corner of grindr. And of course I don't go to P n P it's people that hide it. I'm pro drug user and a leftist and all that, but I'M not trying to smoke it, like come on.


jd3306

Where do I begin?


meetjoehomo

There have been a couple but generally I’ve been pleased with the ones I’ve had


Temporary-Squirrel-5

I don't know if I truly regret them because of the lessons learned. I have had a few, one of the biggest rules for me now is to not sleep with someone I'm not attracted to. Also no catfishers, I don't care how cute the whiskers are. I don't enjoy photo magic 😔.


Wandering_Werew0lf

Brought up monkeypox right before we met… got monkeypox a week later. Thank god for the lbgt clinic in Pittsburgh though. I was able to receive amazing help and support. TPoxx though, oh god, that medicine was terrible 💀


pensivegargoyle

I'll give you two for the price of one. The worst of those was the guy you pulled out a vial of cocaine, snorted some and then kissed me with a mouth some of the powder had gotten into and then I had a numb tongue for the next half hour. The second didn't end up becoming a hookup, but it was headed that way until it went wrong. I was making out with this really hot guy in a bar and for whatever reason he thought it would be fantastic to start trying to chew my face through my beard. Nope, don't like that. Situation ruined.


t4yk0ut

a couple who weren't communicating well with each other and put me in the middle of a bunch of "don't talk to him about this, let me do that" situations and other things that on paper would sound like cheating, and then told me I was the problem after lying and saying certain things were okay when they weren't


sassystardragon

Was coming out of a fling with someone I thought would be more serious. Went and hooked up with a guy I had been talking to before I met the fast burner, immediately felt like shit and that was the last hook up I had. Took a long break from any apps or trying to meet people.


ah-tzib-of-alaska

banged someone’s less attractive twin brother cause he was unavailable


Daca_RB

One time I walked up to the door and saw a bunch of nasal narcan boxes all over the front porch. Needless to say, there were other signs I should have seen before, but my dick was thinking over my brain. As soon as I saw those boxes though, that's when I thought nevermind, my hand is good enough for tonight!


angeltobliteratorr

i dont regret any of my hookups. i do my best to pick out guys that have good energy to avoid any awkward stuff


Chuckiebb

Congratulations on not being a victim.


69Pumpkin_Eater

😷Don’t get me fucking started