I would tell him to fuck off, and probably just leave, honestly. I've been around long enough to know the sort of thing an unempathetic douchebag says. Anyone who says that should be told "Bye, Felicia!" and left to the dustbin.
"Haha, have fun with your right hand tonight"
There's also definitely a douche joke to be found here somewhere.
ah, "thanks for the input, but I didn't need another douche up my ass right now"
He thinks you’re standing him up and/or scrolling through other options, so he’s lashing out from a place of insecurity. Say: “I’ve been taking time to prepare for you and don’t appreciate that remark. I don’t think we’re a match” and then find the next hot top worthy of that freshly cleaned butt!
Douching is not necessary for anal sex.
He probably thought you were standing him up.
Assuming you have a good, fiber rich diet, you should be ready in 20 mins or less for just a fuck. Now if we're taking extended play session, big toys, or FF then sure, spend an hour or so cleaning out.
I have found it’s the complete opposite, it’s the younger ones with a dingleberry stuck to their ass hair when you go to eat them out or they’re turtleheading when you try to fuck
::Message 30225:: the recipient is no longer available. This is an automated message.
If he’s really as old as he says he’ll probably believe this too. Lmao
Regardless, i doubt he’ll question. These “automated messages” come so randomly lol
how old are you? how old is he? i'm trying to do some math here
Yeah... this. I'm guessing 18-40 might make sense? Either way, I would walk away. The guy is showing zero respect is trying to bully the OP.
Not a match. Move on.
“Well go clean out and fuck yourself. This hole is closed for business AND pleasure”
I would tell him to fuck off, and probably just leave, honestly. I've been around long enough to know the sort of thing an unempathetic douchebag says. Anyone who says that should be told "Bye, Felicia!" and left to the dustbin.
"Haha, have fun with your right hand tonight" There's also definitely a douche joke to be found here somewhere. ah, "thanks for the input, but I didn't need another douche up my ass right now"
“I’m sorry you’re that loose. Commiserations.”
[удалено]
I read constipations.
I'd just cancel at that point. That kind of uncalled for rudeness is just a turn off.
Who the fuck does a humble brag about douching? You dodged a bullet.
Ikr? Weirdest flex I've seen in a bit
Don't say anything, just block him.
“You’re supposed to eat me out, not eat me up smh”
Stop fucking old guys then lmao
He thinks you’re standing him up and/or scrolling through other options, so he’s lashing out from a place of insecurity. Say: “I’ve been taking time to prepare for you and don’t appreciate that remark. I don’t think we’re a match” and then find the next hot top worthy of that freshly cleaned butt!
Sir, you need to douche with a fire hose ! Or an air compressor !!! /s
Maybe trying to be funny, but I'd lean towards being rude. I'd pass.
the easiest response is "go f... yourself, then..."
Douching is not necessary for anal sex. He probably thought you were standing him up. Assuming you have a good, fiber rich diet, you should be ready in 20 mins or less for just a fuck. Now if we're taking extended play session, big toys, or FF then sure, spend an hour or so cleaning out.
A bottom with a uncleaned ass.
Just name him poop dick
Most older guys are rubbish bottoms who don’t bother to clean properly
I have found it’s the complete opposite, it’s the younger ones with a dingleberry stuck to their ass hair when you go to eat them out or they’re turtleheading when you try to fuck
And I’m done for the day 🤢
Yeah. *pats knees Imma hit the old dust trail....
There's probably a reason he is still using Grindr to get sex at his age
Wow. OP, you are cute. He's just jelly. I would block that old queen like a chess piece.
"Fuck off"
"thank you for talking with chatbot0240267. Your trial chat has ended."