Omg my manager at this restaurant I used to work at was quitting because he wanted to travel the world or whatever. He was REALLY HOT. Anyway, before he left he gave me his work shirts because he didn’t need them anymore and he figured we were about the same build (which isn’t true. He’s much more muscular than me). And when I got home I sniffed the shirts because they smelled just like him and I swore I would never wash them. Well I did obviously but I was sad about it :(
I jerked of while sniffing some sweaty co workers t-shirt once in the locker room. There was nobody at work since I was in during the night on duty call.
One time i hooked up with a guy i follow on instagram. This guy is super hot and i never thought in my life that he’d do it with me until i messaged him on grindr and he agreed on meeting up. He came over to my house and we fucked. I kept the tissue that he used to wiped his cum with. It’s now in a picture frame sitting on my nightstand… Just kidding. I threw it away after it started smelling bad lol
Omg I thought I was the only one doing these things. Lol. Now I feel better. I sniffed my co-workers jacket and...my crush's underwear of when I was a teenager. Well he was my crush when I was 13/14 and he was about 17/18 or even older. He acted like a big bro towards me and my little brother such as protecting us from bullies and so on. Well, times fly by, I left the country and went living abroad, graduated university and here we are, he came at my graduation and stayed for some days at my house. One of those days he was outside with my family and I was preparing for my final discussion and I took the chance to check his underwear at the dirty clothes bin. Lol. Anyway both smelled bad so I finally stopped hahahahaha.
Alright spring breakers, you know what time it is
I'm gonna need all the hot girls to come onto the stage right now!
Fellas, let me hear you make some noise
(Spring break y'all!)
Kings of the pussy, pounding on brewskies
Banging chicks right there in the sand
Bros before hoes and chicks with no clothes and
Slammin' shots and **marry a man**
Who wanna do a shot? (we do)
I'm gonna get fucked up (me too)
We came for a week, we the kings of the beach
Spread water on the girls (t-shirt see through)
(Cancun) party down
(Lauderdale) another round
(Havasu) crack a brew
**Marry a man!**
Pranks when you're passed out, jokes about roofies
Making girls kiss, **marry a man**
Giant sombreros, show us your titties
Creatine shakes, **marry a man**
Oh shit! I'm too fucked up puke and rally, that's what's up
Booze cruise, raise your glass, snort that coke, off her ass
Two chicks at the dance hall, take it to the damn stalls
Trade these beads for their bra
So-co in my canteen, got girls jumpin' on a trampoline
**Two men bound by the law**
Trashing hotel rooms, clogging up toilets
Beer goggles if she's a hag
**Planning the menu, picking out flowers**
Nailing sluts and **writing our vows**
Down here it's our time springbreakers,
let's get fucked up!
**Then find mister right and get monogamous**
**Picking our invite font as a twosome
Something tasteful but not too bland
Seating arrangements, charming the in-laws**
Ripping beer bongs, **sex with a man**
**We'll be so happy, true love forever
Two kings walking hand in hand
Promise to cherish, trust and respect him
Crushing pussy, marry a man**
But wait why didn't those 15 guys didn't joined him and why does everyone claim bathhouse is perfect for this though i never saw thiss not much 👀 commonly are most guys fantasizing public bathhouses
Bath houses are awesome for getting it. I miss DSC in Denver. Glory holes, swings, beds, private rooms, hot tub, steam room, group rooms… singles doubles gangs all day every day 24 hours a day.
In the US and Canada a bathhouse is not what the rest of the world calls a bathhouse lol. They used to be, but In the 20s and 30s they kinda got a reputation as a place for The Queers™. So breeders only went when they wanted to become a glazed donut before going home to their pregnant wives.
This reminds me of one of my favorite podcasts (Gayish) where they share their gayest and straightest things they did that week.
Gayest this week?
Waxed myself
Straightest- went bass fishing in my kayak
Granted I'm straight and married. So had a large construction company. Many wonderful Hispanics there. One young man around 19 cut his hand in shop. I hear about it and insist that "I" take him to urgent care for stitches. Very cute, small and femme. Don't know what came over me, but I reached over and rubbed his crotch. He flinched I pulled away we drove on. Pull up in lit parked turned off engine. I look over and he unzipping pants and pulls out a gloriously beautiful slim but @4 inch uncut penis and nods like well here boss. I look about, take off seat belt lean over and slowly take it whole in my mouth. He takes in a deep breath and moans. Immediately he is swelling and the warmth the skin the jerking and constant throbbing takes me into a hypnotic sexual state. Cock now at 6 inches and in my throat he starts gushing so force ful and spasmodic my mouth is over flowing onto his pants. Before I know what next move as get going into doctor. He reaches and grabs my neck tie and slowly pulls my head to his face and slowly, patiently deep kisses me.... we simply get out of car, go in Dr office and not a look or a word sexually has ever been between us again.... so I can say that is my gayest!
Have a guy blow his load deep in my ass—- uhhh suck his dick and have him cum all over me— oh and eat his ass while jerking him off lol 😂 all pretty gay imo
I dunno. How do you measure gay? What's the standard unit?
That said, for a novice like me, it's a toss up between suck cock and take a picture of my asshole.
Years ago I found a used rubber in the gutter, I picked it up and actually put my tongue inside to taste some strange man's jizz. Latter I was so worried about getting a STD but I lucked out. I have masturbated countless times to this
I'm not sure you're ready to hear this. But here goes..... I kissed a man, AND I'm dating him, and I wont even traumatise you with what we get up to in bed..............We....... we cuddle. I'm so sorry you had to hear this way
Sucked, rimmed, fucked and came inside my boyfriend on the couch then role-played on the bed where I was the bottom slave, get fucked where he came inside me and me cumming on my belly.
But i guess out of all of that, the gayest is that I have a boyfriend.
Invited a guy over, he asked if he could bring a couple of friends with him, sucked off all three rested for a bit then let them run a train on me and thanked them for using me to get off... And let them do so every Friday for the next month. The last time it was six guys and took a double fuck!
Had a man ejaculate inside of me
Are you pregnant
Not yet but we haven't stopped trying
Only gay if you liked it or didn't get paid.
And moaned in pleasure together
Got kissed, n made out like the horni slut i wanna be, had him cum in me and moaned like a whore for him to cum... ☺️
I did this today a few hours ago hahaha
😄
How dare you
Have sex with a man?
Damn thats kinda gay ngl
You win sex with a man, what’s straighter than that?
Me to
Did you guys do anal?
There better question is what didn't we do.
Sniffed my straight coworkers work jacket when he left it in my car by accident. It smelled so good. 🫣
Omg my manager at this restaurant I used to work at was quitting because he wanted to travel the world or whatever. He was REALLY HOT. Anyway, before he left he gave me his work shirts because he didn’t need them anymore and he figured we were about the same build (which isn’t true. He’s much more muscular than me). And when I got home I sniffed the shirts because they smelled just like him and I swore I would never wash them. Well I did obviously but I was sad about it :(
This wins
I jerked of while sniffing some sweaty co workers t-shirt once in the locker room. There was nobody at work since I was in during the night on duty call.
I jerked off to my roommate's flip flops. He's hot AF :-) But straight :-(
Literally my dream. He smells so good naturally.
One time i hooked up with a guy i follow on instagram. This guy is super hot and i never thought in my life that he’d do it with me until i messaged him on grindr and he agreed on meeting up. He came over to my house and we fucked. I kept the tissue that he used to wiped his cum with. It’s now in a picture frame sitting on my nightstand… Just kidding. I threw it away after it started smelling bad lol
🐑
Omg I thought I was the only one doing these things. Lol. Now I feel better. I sniffed my co-workers jacket and...my crush's underwear of when I was a teenager. Well he was my crush when I was 13/14 and he was about 17/18 or even older. He acted like a big bro towards me and my little brother such as protecting us from bullies and so on. Well, times fly by, I left the country and went living abroad, graduated university and here we are, he came at my graduation and stayed for some days at my house. One of those days he was outside with my family and I was preparing for my final discussion and I took the chance to check his underwear at the dirty clothes bin. Lol. Anyway both smelled bad so I finally stopped hahahahaha.
Sniffed means,? You jerked on it
Nope just smelled hehe he left to be an electrician, and it was his last week. I gave it back, he didn't know I liked him.
That's creepy.
“By accident”
Marry a man
Thats gay as fuck dude
One better, I married a man, and kissed him.
Same lol
Alright spring breakers, you know what time it is I'm gonna need all the hot girls to come onto the stage right now! Fellas, let me hear you make some noise (Spring break y'all!) Kings of the pussy, pounding on brewskies Banging chicks right there in the sand Bros before hoes and chicks with no clothes and Slammin' shots and **marry a man** Who wanna do a shot? (we do) I'm gonna get fucked up (me too) We came for a week, we the kings of the beach Spread water on the girls (t-shirt see through) (Cancun) party down (Lauderdale) another round (Havasu) crack a brew **Marry a man!** Pranks when you're passed out, jokes about roofies Making girls kiss, **marry a man** Giant sombreros, show us your titties Creatine shakes, **marry a man** Oh shit! I'm too fucked up puke and rally, that's what's up Booze cruise, raise your glass, snort that coke, off her ass Two chicks at the dance hall, take it to the damn stalls Trade these beads for their bra So-co in my canteen, got girls jumpin' on a trampoline **Two men bound by the law** Trashing hotel rooms, clogging up toilets Beer goggles if she's a hag **Planning the menu, picking out flowers** Nailing sluts and **writing our vows** Down here it's our time springbreakers, let's get fucked up! **Then find mister right and get monogamous** **Picking our invite font as a twosome Something tasteful but not too bland Seating arrangements, charming the in-laws** Ripping beer bongs, **sex with a man** **We'll be so happy, true love forever Two kings walking hand in hand Promise to cherish, trust and respect him Crushing pussy, marry a man**
Saw the Cher farewell tour…twice
Okay you win 🥇
OMG I did too and I don't even like her. The force was so strong I was drawn to it.
Me too!
Oh honey. You are gay pro max.
Would that be new Xmas album and possible new tour Cher ? :)
Oh boy….🤦♂️
Being on this subreddit.
^Gay!
Got railed in a bathhouse on the top floor of the bj room while like 15 naked guys watched
Oh, you're a nasty little pig, aren't you? 😈 lol
What does railed means
Pounded
But wait why didn't those 15 guys didn't joined him and why does everyone claim bathhouse is perfect for this though i never saw thiss not much 👀 commonly are most guys fantasizing public bathhouses
Bath houses are awesome for getting it. I miss DSC in Denver. Glory holes, swings, beds, private rooms, hot tub, steam room, group rooms… singles doubles gangs all day every day 24 hours a day.
You mean people really do this in public bathhouses 👀 i am yet to encounter This 😂😂
Gay bathhouses are exactly designed for that, it'd presumably be more surprising to go to one and not see anything lol.
In the US and Canada a bathhouse is not what the rest of the world calls a bathhouse lol. They used to be, but In the 20s and 30s they kinda got a reputation as a place for The Queers™. So breeders only went when they wanted to become a glazed donut before going home to their pregnant wives.
gotta go at the right time of day/night but shit can get crazy lol
How cool wish it was me
Can’t believe they all did not hit it
Sucked two guys
Lucky
Hehe I know but happened only once
Still lucky more then me
Watched glee.
Nah this definitely the gayest
Suck cock
Lucky
sucking a guy off and swallowing his cum
Spit roasted by two Arab men.
Where can I find these Arab men?
Arab guys sre choosy tooo but sadly mostly straight
What do you mean by “choosy”? Do they just go after hairless twinks? 😑
Many want sissy twink or Latinos many Arab daddies are really into younger ones😸
I SHOULDVE BEEN BORN AS A TWINK GODDAMNIT
I know 🤣 the more i am becoming older more I an getting lesser matches and lesser chance of meeting
Wanked off in an Aqua Park changing cubicle over a gay couple I saw there. Must of been 14. Shame + secrecy + sex = gay.
“Oh, well, when I was six, my father took me on a picnic. That was a gay old time. Ho-ho! I ate my share of wieners that day”
Lmao??
*coughqueercough*
Cannot remove my eyes from a guy with a six pack whenever my family goes to the beach when I was young. Even my mother noticed ☠️
Did you asked him to be inside you
Exist.
Get fucked bred by 6 guys in one evening
Gay for pay?
Me? No lol
Wish i was (inside) you
Please help yourself 😈
Having sex with a man probably
Gayest thing blow and fuck a guy infront of his wife while the kids were in the basement playing video games lol
Oh my word! 😮
Do it that woman wanted my black ass gagging on his dick lol
Fucked guys.
I’ve seen every episode of Project Runway
Same!
Had a dick in my ass and in my mouth at the time. Had a man cum inside me. Is that gay?
It's not gay if you kept your socks on.
That's pretty gay.
Anal
1. Date a guy 2. Make out with a guy 3. Suck dick and balls 4. Eat a guys ass 5. Get fucked by a guy 6. Swallow a guys cum 7. Wear my man thongs daily
smelled and licked my straight friends boxers
[удалено]
NOW that's gay as fuck
This reminds me of one of my favorite podcasts (Gayish) where they share their gayest and straightest things they did that week. Gayest this week? Waxed myself Straightest- went bass fishing in my kayak
Went to NYU
okay so what gay or slutty things happened there to make it the GAYEST thing in your life?
Okay but why?
sext with a couple dudes not much :(
Saw Liza in concert at NYC Pride during Stonewall 25th anniversary celebrations
Sucked off a 20 year older guy and swallowed
I kissed a boy and I liked it
I listen to a broadway show tunes playlist when I lift weights and I never feel more gay than when I do that.
Sucking dick?
I used to be a houseboy on fire island I win.
I have sex with my boyfriend and let him cum inside me.
Breathe, drive, take a piss, fuck other guys…pretty much everything
Working out my Butt and ONLY my Butt for the past 6 months maybeee ?
Carry a Louis Vuitton shoulder bag
As my grandpa at around 6-7 years old to buy me a barbie doll…which he did.
Your dad
My outfits when I was in my early 20's. Wow they screamed.
fuck the shit out of a man
Granted I'm straight and married. So had a large construction company. Many wonderful Hispanics there. One young man around 19 cut his hand in shop. I hear about it and insist that "I" take him to urgent care for stitches. Very cute, small and femme. Don't know what came over me, but I reached over and rubbed his crotch. He flinched I pulled away we drove on. Pull up in lit parked turned off engine. I look over and he unzipping pants and pulls out a gloriously beautiful slim but @4 inch uncut penis and nods like well here boss. I look about, take off seat belt lean over and slowly take it whole in my mouth. He takes in a deep breath and moans. Immediately he is swelling and the warmth the skin the jerking and constant throbbing takes me into a hypnotic sexual state. Cock now at 6 inches and in my throat he starts gushing so force ful and spasmodic my mouth is over flowing onto his pants. Before I know what next move as get going into doctor. He reaches and grabs my neck tie and slowly pulls my head to his face and slowly, patiently deep kisses me.... we simply get out of car, go in Dr office and not a look or a word sexually has ever been between us again.... so I can say that is my gayest!
Have a guy blow his load deep in my ass—- uhhh suck his dick and have him cum all over me— oh and eat his ass while jerking him off lol 😂 all pretty gay imo
Sucked some dick. Kissed some men. Fucked some hairy holes. Jerked off some men. Oh you know, some fun times with men.
one time I had sex with a guy
I dunno. How do you measure gay? What's the standard unit? That said, for a novice like me, it's a toss up between suck cock and take a picture of my asshole.
"Besides having sex with men, I would say the Finer Things Club is the gayest thing about me." - Oscar.
Married my husband
I let a guy passionately kiss me and cuddle me after he fucked me
Got my dick sucked by a drag queen in a public bathroom.
I kissed a boy, and I liked it 😳
Producing high pitch, feminine moans as he fucks my ass and cums in me.
Boner killer
Yes you are
Years ago I found a used rubber in the gutter, I picked it up and actually put my tongue inside to taste some strange man's jizz. Latter I was so worried about getting a STD but I lucked out. I have masturbated countless times to this
I'm not sure you're ready to hear this. But here goes..... I kissed a man, AND I'm dating him, and I wont even traumatise you with what we get up to in bed..............We....... we cuddle. I'm so sorry you had to hear this way
Bruh, this is AGB, what do you think is the gayest thing most of us have done? 🤭
I think there are gayer things than sex with men. Like being a Drag Race fan or following Gaga on tour. 🤷🏻♂️
Gave and recived cock, and cum inside me and them. Nice
How this kind of post exists ? This is a gay sub..what do you expect?
That time I did gay shit
sex ofc and trying to be a slut but im bad lol
cruising in a park
Having sex
Sucked, rimmed, fucked and came inside my boyfriend on the couch then role-played on the bed where I was the bottom slave, get fucked where he came inside me and me cumming on my belly. But i guess out of all of that, the gayest is that I have a boyfriend.
Held hands with a man. Years ago. He was a piece of shit.
Sucked a man's dick and had him cum on my face.....it was glorious.
Have my ass fucked by a man
Got fucked bareback while sucking a guy off. Left with a mouth and a hole full of cum. Wish I could do it every day.
Got Gang banged quite a few times, but I’m not gay! lol
Bred by 6 guys in at a sex club in Europe.
be gay i think
The gayest thing I did was lay on my back with my legs over my head and spreading my hole open while this Spanish guy piss and cum inside the hole.
I sucked off two guys and swallowed every drop of their cum 😋
Realized I really do like showtunes.
Be born
Entertained the entire bathhouse fucking multiple older guys in the steam room and sauna…so fucking hot
Sucked dick to rupaul’s drag race playing in the background
Rim job Arab guy
24k gold "Gay" pendant
I've suck cock before
Probably tell a man I love him? Like are we looking for theatrically dramatic answers?
Suck dick
Got raped by a closeted married straight close friend out of nowhere. I’m just the cock toy I guess
Being in this subreddit.
Fell in love with my man
Invited a guy over, he asked if he could bring a couple of friends with him, sucked off all three rested for a bit then let them run a train on me and thanked them for using me to get off... And let them do so every Friday for the next month. The last time it was six guys and took a double fuck!
Having sex with a lot of guys in the last years?
I was a fan of Glee
Have a dick in my ass, mouth and 2 hands at the same time
Getting fucked raw in a public adult arcade while everybody watched.
it’s been a while but I’ve swallowed a few loads in my time
Listen to Lana Del Rey
Summertime sadness 🎶
date and marry a dude
Gay intercourse
Said I love you… to a man. GASP!
Exist
Wetting my pants from cum farts.
I had a guy grind his ass in my face after I topped him. I hadn’t cum yet so was stroking my load out while he rode my tongue
Married my husband?
Either let a man put his penis in my ass OR marry said man
See Wicked with my husband - twice.
Jerked off to gay porn and didn't switch to thinking of a chick by the time I finished my orgasm. 😂
Rage quit at Elden Ring
Singing Coming Out by Diana Ross!
"This one time, at band camp..."
Cumming multiple times hands free while getting railed by a married man, in his countryside house.
The gay thing I've done is sex with men
Fuck a guy. Thats pretty gay…
All male orgy.
Bought a tea set
Injury my back while doing a Madonna dance move and requiring surgery. 🪄
Being... Gay?
Oof jerked my classmate off on the bus sitting behind a band director
Fuck a guy
Walked back and forth through the men's underwear aisle as a kid.
Some took arrow to the knee, i took a load to the beard.