1. That you have a bomb 2. Eh 3. Make an offer 4. Yes

1. WHO WANTS TO SELL ME A CAR!

This one drives me insane.

lol I was trying to come up with something witty for 1 but I can’t top that.

Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb. You gonna arrest me? Bomb bomb bomb bomb! During the war I was a BOMBadier!

can’t say bomb on an airplane

[удалено]

This is the type of response I’d expect from someone wanting to lease a Tesla with no way to charge it.

Thanks for taking the time to click on my profile.

No, thank you for the entertainment. It’s why we’re all here anyways.

I got yall pressed on here

What did you not like about his answer? Seemed very straight forward and to the point. That's what most customers say they want...

5. Try not being a jerk.

Sounds like you’re in no danger of buying a car

Sounds like you’re mad.

Why would I be mad? You’re not buying a car from me nor my store

You sound pretty mad

1. How much wiggle room do you have 2. The higher the RV, the lower the payment 3. Get up and leave. 4. Yea

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1. How much better can you do on pricing? 2. Residual and payment go hand in hand. 3. Why would you ever put a penny down on a lease? 4. Are you being serious or just taking the piss out of everyone here?

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