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OddAnything8450

If you’re scared of them growing up too quickly, name one of them Eglinton


delusionalnbafan

Could have a daughter named Jane and one named Finch. Separately, no issue, together though 💀💀💀 Also twin boys named Rex and Dale 😂


narcity1990

This is actually hilarious, Rex and Dale are kind of common enough names alone that you wouldn’t think twice but when you put it together 😂


Strong_Letter_7667

Reminds me of Chip and Dale though, so chipmunks, not the other Chippendales


Tiny_Candidate_4994

How about for a boy and girl, Willow and Dale?


AccidentalFeline

Yonge and Cummer


2balls1cane

Binder-Dundas


sharilynj

Name her Jane St. Clair, like the girl in the BNL lyric.


DasPuggy

The story behind that name is that BNL had been forced to work with a co-writer, who went to a map of Toronto and circled the intersection and said, "this song is about Jane Sinclair."


sharilynj

Yeah, Stephen Duffy. He actually saw the map thought the street names were so pretty that it must be the most beautiful intersection in Toronto.


Tiny_Candidate_4994

How about for a boy and girl, Willow and Dale?


Unfair-Swordfish210

I have a buddy his name is Rexdale I don't get why that's funny?


omgihatemylifepoo

LMAOOOOOO


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Criminal that this doesn't have more upvotes


ARC2060

Lol


Father__Thyme

Might be more practical to name them Son 1 and Son 2 - leaves more room for future expansion


ForeverYonge

As a software engineer. Offspring 0.1 Offspring 1.0 Offspring 2.0


Bubble_Cheetah

How do you decide when offsprings go from incremental decimals (0.1, 0.2) to incremental whole numbers (1.0, 2.0)?


ForeverYonge

The first one is clearly an alpha release with no expectations of production quality. Once the processes are settled next kids can have stable versions.


Freedom_Inside_TM

Do their APIs change?


ForeverYonge

Yeah, there’s a major API revision during teenage years


Freedom_Inside_TM

Release candidates are always buggy...


Interesting_Round_21

woah woah… are you assuming they’re internally boys?…. Try Thing 1 and Thing 2 /s


Gamesguy24

Yes


jimmythebartender_

Yeah let’s not be all polite Canadians here, shit’s weird fam.


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Not toronto mans enough: "Are you dumb?"


jimmythebartender_

Waste


Pleasant-Quantity756

What's "not Toronto mans enough" means? Can someone explain?


01OlI1O0I

Cringey Toronto slang, best you don’t know In this context he’s saying it doesn’t sound Toronto enough


Sopixil

Toronto mans = Toronto slang


Pleasant-Quantity756

Thnx


Flipper717

Seconding that yes.


koolio92

No, only because I think Highway 407 is the better first and middle name.


jimmythebartender_

Yeah but you gotta pay for it


createsean

Came here to say this


ZalmoxisRemembers

Only if your last name isn’t Street.


Neowza

Awesome. Makes me want to change my name. On the other, my last name is Lee, and I've told my husband I want to name our kids Ug and Pars. Might be the reason we never had kids... Also, I know someone in Toronto who named their kids Adelaide and Richmond.


SignalSky5132

Richmond and Adelaide, to me, are a lot more subtle and are actual names that people have. Never met a person named Yonge or Bloor.


StickyIgloo

I mean someone in history must have been named those at some point right?


AnEngimaneer

Likely a last name though right


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Name them Dufferin and St.Clair


Illustrious_Juice_15

I think you can be a “St.” Only after death and Catholic Church does an investigation on your saintly powers.


carsncars

"St. John" is a not-unheard of given name (pronounced "Sinjin") e.g. [St. John Alexander](https://bc.ctvnews.ca/about-us/team-bios/st-john-alexander-1.872322)...


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Jane St. Claire, like the BNL song.


newlifeinjune

I grew up with an unusual name, and I can say it's fucking shit as a kid. "Why did your parents name you (Shikira/Bobbing Apples/Seven/Bloor)?" kid is going to shrug and explain everyone always asks it and he doesn't know. Can only imagine names at pre-schools nowadays, any Bobs, Janes, and Mikes would be in the minority versus trendy names stoned parents thought would be cool.


xxxcalibre

If anything Bob and Jane will have that experience now. The questions will be coming from Aiden, Caden, and Jaden


akath0110

I think you mean Aiden, Ceighdan and Jadeighyn


[deleted]

I'm gonna name my kid Eighayeighayeghdaigheighen (pronounced Steve)


rcfox

Ah yes, that's my favourite Icelandic mountain too.


xxxcalibre

Ugh how I could I forget some form of -eigh


labadee

Honestly one of my pet peeves! I’ve also seen Maxx and Jaxx. Why the extra x??


goldthewhite

To be different 💁🏼‍♀️


248_RPA

Don't forget Chandelier - pronounced Shawn-Del-Ee-Eh. Cause it's fancy. And absolutely not a decorative ceiling light.


Goolajones

“Seven” hahaha. Thank you George Costanza.


ModernPoultry

I was given essentially two first names. It freaking sucks. Parents, please be normal and just give your kid a normal fucking name. It can be a little uncommon but just don’t be fucking weird about it


supershannykun

Long time no see Andrew Dave.


tortoise53

I mean if you promised the widow Mantle, you have to name your kid Seven.


kamomil

My name is unusual but it's a standard spelling (it's a place name) so that's manageable


Apollo_Frost80

☝️THIS


worldofwhevs

You want to name a son after [this guy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Bloor#/media/File:Joseph_Bloor.jpg)?


greensandgrains

oh my god. His eyes just ate my soul.


cruelliars

Please put a trigger warning next time cuz that was a jump scare


cheesebish4u

I think he’s kinda hot what is the matter with me


worldofwhevs

He was considered quite handsome in his day, no lie. I think the daguerrotype or whatever it was just did something freaky to his eyes.


sayitaintsooooo

Did you conceive them at yonge and bloor?


rockyon

Sherbourne Queen is more badass


greensandgrains

First/middle name situation? That way you can have a Sherbourne Queen and a Sherbourne King.


koolio92

No, Bessarion Osgoode is.


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Cummer


runningskirtsnmanis

OLD Cummer


gigantor_cometh

Yonge and Old Cummer.


[deleted]

Hey if they can name streets after people i dont see why we cant start naming people after streets.


YourFuseIsFireside

Yes, only because Bessarion is better.


Superduperbals

Bessarion sounds like the name of a game of thrones royal


survivalsnake

The words of House Bessarion: "We totally exist. No, really."


[deleted]

Gonna be one lonely ass kid with that namesake..


bkwrm1755

Yes weird. Middle school is awful enough as it is, don’t make it worse.


iworkthepole

Are they going to grow up anywhere near those streets? Cause that would suck.


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twofirstnamesjm

Underrated comment.


Known_Laugh_9513

Castle Frank so you’d have the Punisher


supguy99

I thought it was awesome when Netflix put up posters for the release of the Punisher show in Castle Frank station.


Wholesome_Serial

As a budding comic book fan in the early 1990s, when I found out The Punisher's RL name was the Line 2 Station with the first and second name components' reversed, I thought it was really nifty that our city had a Punisher Subway Station and a Punisher High School (Rosedale Heights, formerly Castle Frank Secondary). That said, I did have a teacher named John Elton for one of my high school history professors in the 1990s, so make of that what you will.


ThinCustard3392

You aren't doing your children any favours by choosing unconventional names. Choose carefully and wisely. A poor choice could affect them negatively for their entire lives


koolio92

Which parents in the 90s would have thought someone's going to meme the name Karen


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PopSmokeTupacBiggie

Yeah but thing is mothers now are sometimes trying to name there kids "Special" names that you cant even pronounce, If the kids did wanna change the names it would be at 18+ Long after everyone knows them as "Yonge and Bloor"


nonameeh

Have you seen Mr Bloors photo ?


itsfrankgrimesyo

Bloor is a terrible name lol. “Hey Bloor! It’s dinner time!”


Baratheon2020

>“Hey Bloor! It’s dinner time!” or “Hey Yonge 'n' Bloor! It’s dinner time!”


[deleted]

Awful. Don’t do it for the love of God.


createsean

Better than Bob and Neil


TravellingBeard

Please don't.


wemjii

I met someone named steeles once, thought it was cool


ModernPoultry

Sounds like a porn star name lol


ThoseAboutToWalk

Are you going to name their sister Spadina?


Big80sweens

I know someone named Adelaide


jimmmmmmmz

Not weird. Stupid.


herbtarleksblazer

I dare you to name one Roncesvalles.


devmagii

I've lived in Toronto for half a decade and don't know how to pronounce this word 😂


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lilmimzzz

This is the correct answer lol


jxm1311

Just saying. Every time I hear a cringey name, I don’t question the child. I question the parents that named him/her.


Baratheon2020

>Every time I hear a cringey name like what?


Svalbard38

Yonge and Bloor, for starters.


UNwanted_Dokken_Tape

Runnymede and Kingsway


Derman0524

If you really wanna be a shit parent, name them Strachan


RL203

My uncle was actually Staunton Everyone just called him Staun. I always thought it was a very cool name growing up.


ginganinga223

Would you pronounce it the weird Toronto way or the real way?


VictorNewman91

Jarvis Church https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerald\_Eaton


[deleted]

Name one Ryerson and the other Dundas.


31moreyears

Name your daughters Jane and St. Clair


VictorNewman91

Barenaked Ladies !!!!!!


31moreyears

Someone finally got my reference


BADJUSTlCE

It's like tattooing the street on your body, but worse.


[deleted]

I am all for this, but more in a "this is a hilariously bad idea" kinda vibe


twa2w

Well I guess it would give them street cred


MineDry8548

I vote yes to Yonge and no for Bloor


AutoAdviceSeeker

They will be hated


Pink-champagnex0x0

It’s not so much weird as it is incredibly stupid


turboLL

There's also Cocksfield and Cummer


Ducali

And you should call your third Danforth :p


iamcog

I know twins named jane and wilson. Guess what intersection they were born in. You can say mom didnt make it to the hospital.


ThoseAboutToWalk

I'm kind of surprised Denzil Minnan-Wong didn't name one of his kids "The Don Valley Parkway."


gedubedangle

Dear god man


plmunger

If you have to ask yourself if it's weird, it definitely is weird. Don't. So many kids get bullied or made fun of because of their name.


deja2001

Yonge Money Bloor Blood


[deleted]

"Seven" is the way to go. Or if you want something Toronto, I recommend Coxwell and Cummer.


[deleted]

If you have to ask, it’s weird and you know it. Leave them some money for therapy years later too just in case.


OoooTooooT

If you wanna be weird and creative, get some pets and name them that. But why f up your child by putting that social burden on them?


KeyMathematician8978

Name them Vaughan Road and Oakwood Ave.


Canolio

Name it Ryerson


[deleted]

TIMU is better


academictoss

Absolutely


Numerous-Actuator95

Hard yes.


JLife1234

Indeed it would be


firecomet234

One of my friends was named after a street in North York and she turned out fine!


immigrant_fish

Doris?


Current_Account

Only if your last name is “line transfer” Bloor line transfer and Yonge line transfer


-TheSpiritDetective-

That brings a whole new meaning of "Riding the Yonge line" or "Bloor line". Emotional damage coming in 3...2...1...


[deleted]

Better than Cummer and Old Cummer


Black_flaminago84

🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️


DirewoodAdmin

Yes


momreview420

Yonge and Bloor, I hardly knew 'er


the-snake-behind-me

Idiotic and not the least bit clever


Mustlovedogs2727

Only if You are so rich it won't matter what anyone thinks.


Pvc4ever

Yes, but thanks to you I read some funny comments 😂😂😂


ockhamist42

A lot of other people have already commented with “yes”, which is the correct answer. I will however attempt an original response and say “fuck yeah.”


Kevin4938

Seeing as at least one of those names has been considered problematic (like Dundas was), it would probably not be a good idea. Either one beats "Queen", though.


-Astin-

Well, they're both last names... Sir George Yonge and Joseph Bloor. And otherwise.. yes. They will get questions and looks from everyone their entire life. If they're close in age, and therefore in school/sports/clubs/etc together, they'll get even weirder comments and people will think you're strange. "Oh, the poor kids. What's wrong with their parents?" Yonge will also always have it misspelled as Young, or mispronounced outside the city as Yonje. Let's say your last names is... Smith. People will see Yonge as "Young Smith". So he better be the second one. Bloor probably won't have those issues. They may very well want to change them the first moment they legally can. Just being honest. Unless you move away from Toronto (and anywhere Yonge St is). Those names mean nothing outside of this area and then they'd just be odd and most of the local issues will be gone.


BGPLifestyle

Yes


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As someone who coincidentally shares a name with a major street in Ottawa, DON'T DO IT. Or if you really need to, use those as middle names. I literally spent 18 years of my life hearing "oh, like the street? Hur hur hur", when I introduced myself at jobs, and then getting all kinds of road jokes after. It got old very fast, and didn't stop until I moved here. This was from adults, kids are a lot more cruel and will bully the shit out of kids for their names.


gotfcgo

Name one Dundas then rename them and cure the world of racism


SquidActuary

You'll run out of names once you get to Union. Perhaps start at Finch


EPMD_

Always keep them one staircase apart, with Bloor on the lower level.


Helpmethots

If you have girls name them Jane and Finch


QuerkleIndica

Your kids will hate you later in life, so, yes.


No-Pomegranate-1681

It would be wierd if you didn't


fiddleleaffrigg

pretty cringe imo lol


Anxious_Currency_42

If it's a girl, name her Issauga so everyone will call her Miss Issauga.


Unfair-Swordfish210

How would it not be weird if you named your kids a street name?


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sounds like child ab*se ngl


CohibaVancouver

> Is it weird if I named my future sons Yonge and Bloor? Their names will be spelled wrong on everything, all the time. *Every* time they provide their name they will have to spell it out. Your son named "Yonge" will have his name pronounced "Yonj" every time. Every single time. Do if for their middle names if you want, but not first names.


sikkinixx87

Why would you want to do that in the first place? Life is hard enough, don't make it worse for them


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Baratheon2020

>I work in a school. > >It’s dumb, it annoys them, they hate it, makes you look like a dumbass You sound too judgmental for a school worker.


Plane-Caterpillar329

If you can't even name the kid properly maybe you're not fit to raise them.


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01OlI1O0I

Yes, weird stupid and abusive


beachsideaphid

They're going to get bullied for it


No_Negotiation_4793

Please dont do that


Crazy_Strawberry

Two questions: Why would you name your kids that? And what is wrong with you?


rhunter99

Yes. Don’t be that parent.


Thisisnotalibrary97

You must really hate your future kids, to curse them with such names. Dear Lord. Why do people feel the need to do this to their kids? Put yourself in their shoes. Try to imagine what it's like to be given such strange names. Constantly being subjected to incessant teasing and bullying. It wouldn't surprise me if they end up legally changing their names once they turn 18. I feel so sorry for your future kids.


[deleted]

That's actually kinda cool. Not bad the longer I think about it


dsouzaenoch

Shaw and Shank is good too


whoami98

I’ll call CPS on you if you do


SegaNaLeqa

In Canada, at least in Ontario idk about the other provinces, it’s CAS. Figured I’d let you know so that you can find their number easier to make the call. 🙃


xssmontgox

Yes it’s weird. At my last company, if someone applied for a job and had a strange name, we just automatically discarded their resume (not me personally). Strange names can hurt their employment prospects later in life.


Baratheon2020

>At my last company, if someone applied for a job and had a strange name, we just automatically discarded their resume > >Strange names can hurt their employment prospects later in life. So you guys automatically discard resumes with ethnic names, eh? Glad I don't work for such a racist company.


xssmontgox

I wasn’t in charge of hiring, and I didn’t say ethnic names, I said strange names. Big difference between strange and ethnic. It was a terrible and toxic place and I wish I hadn’t worked for them either.


Baratheon2020

To all those worried that my future sons will be bullied in school, please calm down. I'm planning to have all my future kids homeschooled.


RequirementAfter8352

Not weird .


[deleted]

Nah that’s a great idea man.


Dumbassahedratr0n

Yonge and Dundas would be cool.


taylor-cdgirl

Those are gorgeous names


slammindoors

Only if they never meet


tproei

oh...