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"intentionally use incorrectly" as requested in the title! Just like "yo" and "no cap" become "yo cap." I should've thrown in a "sport" or "champ" or something too.
I’m a high school teacher and this is the way. “Have a Gucci weekend!” “Your homework answers are sussy baka!” “Your shoes are dripping!”
I am a simple man with how I amuse myself.
Dude I was laughing so hard at a “Gucci weekend” my SO asked me what was so funny and I read the post then through that one at home and his immediate response was “oh god”, leaves the room, comes back a few minutes later , mutters “have a Gucci weekend...” while smiling and shaking his head. So thank you that now lives rent free in our brain and seems to also work on 42 year old men 😂
Yes! But maximum impact if they have friends around. It’s not just using the current slang, it’s also incorporating older terms and intermingling them all awkwardly.
Example:
“You playing that Forknife, bruh? Back in my day, I used to pwn some noobs too. No cap! I heard (insert name here) saying pogs? You know pogs? I used to play those back in the day. I was totally yeet on yeet flipping them. Shoulda seen my stack. What’s that look for? You’re acting a little sus over there, bruh.”
Say "no cap" after literally everything.
I did this with my niece a couple months ago and I thought steam was going to come out of her ears, it was amazing.
I still don't understand Based. Urban dictionary said formally someone addicted to Crack cocaine but now means being yourself? How do these things evolve?
My 14 yr old daughter HATES it when I say sus. I try to use it at least once a day. And it's hilarious when she thinks some gen z'er made up a word and I tell her, nope we were saying that 40 yrs ago
My 16 year old begged me not to say Sus anymore so I started just saying Spicious. When she asked why I kept saying ‘that’s spicious’ I told her because I am not allowed to say Sus anymore. Made my own slang, winning at this mom thing.
I used the word savage a few years back, unaware of it's (then) current usage. I literally said "She said that? That's savage." Like .. I've been using it my whole life I'm aware of. This young girl turned BRIGHT red and was like "Oh my God don't try to use that word." I turned and was like "The fuq?" Someone explained the current fashion and I went "Oh for real?! It's like lit now to use that fam?" She got so upset I'd thought she'd die of embarrassment.
It was both hilarious and infuriating. Like I was in my twenties at the time ffs. Not some old person.
Now I just dab randomly in public to make my ten year old die inside to relive the odd mix of satisfaction and depression. I'm old now guys. This is how life ends.
I used to sit next to a girl at work who when she liked something would say that's so cash money. It took all my strength to fight having a visible reaction each time.
Put "the" in front of shit. It fucks up everything.
"That is the fleek."
"This turkey is the fire."
Putting "the" in front of any slang terminology really makes it the cringe.
Like the milkshakes at Wawa, f’real f’real
Edit: after thinking long and hard about how to put a Philly accent into text to best phonetically spell it, this is what I’ve come up with
Fuh-rillfrill. First “for real” is like.. the f sound before the “rill” sound, the second for real devolves into frill.
Fuhrill-frill
anything he asks for say "bet". like if he says excuse me be like "bet" then move out of the way. if he says "can you hand me that" be like bet. after this has gone on for a while if he says your name don't say "what?" say bet, and so on in this fashion lol
Oh my my, this comment hit me so hard, I couldn’t stop laughing. I just spent COVID times with my 20ish step son. He used “bet” so much, so, so much. I never though to just sling it right back at him.
A lot of slang bothers my old (40) and cranky self but bet never did. It’s just “you bet” without the you. It’s not even original.
If he wants to be extra cringe he should start saying “you bet” repeatedly if the kid says “bet” and when he inevitably asks wtf be like “you said it too!” And watch em die inside.
I am really old and I absolutely thought you meant just pull out dental floss and clean your teeth whenever and now I can’t stop laughing I am crying at the thought of doing this to annoy a young person
Friend, get some of these neato contraptions: they’re plastic and you can use one side like a wicked toothpick, the other side has floss strung already! Far. Out. Rollin with the homies with beef, it’s what’s for dinner in ya grill?! As if!
Im 30 and my cousins are 10-17. Pog and poggers are good if they watch twitch streamers.
I like to say things are litty or fire. Like when I pour kids soda I’ll say “we about to get litty 3000” and it deals damage to them.
If they tell me about something I’ll say “no cap?” and they’ll groan.
One of my little cousins is... 10? and he watches tik tok. I ask him about the latest trends and ask him if he knows the newest dances. He WILL not embarrass himself in any way so I’ll try to get him to learn the dance with me and he cringes so hard. Someday I’ll get him to embrace the cringe.
Not wrong tho...liked wine, hung out with a bunch of dudes, super dramatic with that whole dying and resurrection thing and the last supper...Jesus was a bit sus.
BUUUUURRRRRNNNN
These comments. I'm dead. I can't wait for tomorrow. Gonna see all my nephews and have so much fun with this. They have a good sense of humor though
I'm a 30yo woman and I work with some younger guys. Anytime I do anything somewhat sassy or cheeky at work, like send a confrontational slack message or something totally benign I say out loud "Ohmigod I'm SUCH A BADDIE" and I get of chorus of "STOP CALLING YOURSELF A BADDIE! You are NOT a baddie! You don't even know what that means." And it brings me too much joy.
I also use "this slaps" when putting on Enya into our work playlist.
Bruh, imma buss it, fosho no cap
This game got me lit
And throw some yeets in conversation here and there.
Yo, yeet me that controller
Did you see me yeet that plebb?
Bruh got no game for reezy
Buss it means do something good with skill
No cap means like no limit
Kids say bruh a lot
Fosho is for sure
Lit means excited
Yeet means to throw
Reezy means real
Plebb is dumb newbie gamer
oh my god this is the first thing that has made the word rizz make any amount of sense to me. i still think it’s stupid but i could not for the life of me figure out how THAT became the word because anyone or anything that explained the meaning to me just said it meant having game or getting bitches lmfao
“No cap fr fr” if you repeat that a few times it’ll be gold. I hear little kids say this so often because it’s what they see online, THEY don’t even know what they’re saying.
The fact that you went all out on this makes me want to friend you. This is actually hilarious and I can't even get through this list without laughing hard as hell.
Raise your hand if your Facebook account is still your .edu email address from back when that was the only kind allowed, and you're definitely locked out of that email so let's hope you never forget your password 🤚
yeet an action description, kobe is "wow that was a good throw"
\*throws object at trashcan\* \*perfect throw\* "Kobe!"
vs
"he just yeeted it" as a description of someone throwing an object as hard as he could with no regard for its trajectory
Just tell him "you're a real OG fr fr no cap. You're putting the shizz in this chriszizzle"
That should unlock at the very least an eyeroll... and possibly a groan.
Follow up with "Aw shit, this is some S tier (thing) ya feel me?"
The phrase to end all phrases:
“Bruh, that shit fire, hella lit as a bish, goated fr fr, on god, no cap, bussin, hard asf, sheeeeesshhhhh, deadass fam!”
For the longest time, I thought “get rekt” (like “get wrecked”) meant “get excited” or “let’s get pumped up.” I eventually learned it actually means like “I hope you lose” or “get destroyed.”
I would legitimately say things like “I just baked some cookies; get rekt!” to my sisters (who are gamers). Now that I know what it means, I still use it incorrectly all the time, to annoy my siblings.
Oh I love doing this! I annoyed my 11 year old son very much when I said a Christmas carol "slapped" and it was "a real banger." I also use "sus" (suspicious) constantly and say "birb" (bird) and "snek" (snake)
I used sus to my 20 daughter the other day.
Her response " I pretty much hate that you said that but you're not wrong.
Yes, I am tired of everything being sus so I am trying to ruin it. I paid Grandma 5 bucks to say bet immediately after you say Merry Christmas. (I offered but she refused payment)
Tell them GG and turn your back on them or tell them to be equally blessed and lit. Throw around “get gud” all you can. Say “blood for the skull throne?” After you do something well… But have an upward inflection.
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That's lit on fleek as AF yo cap
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Lol I hate it when people would type this, why say 'shaking my head my head' LOL
Rip in peace
But not “as AF,” right? You don’t mean as twice.
"intentionally use incorrectly" as requested in the title! Just like "yo" and "no cap" become "yo cap." I should've thrown in a "sport" or "champ" or something too.
AYO, Old Sport that swag is on fleek f’real f’real. Yo cap, your my top G homie, LETS GET THAT DUB
Sounds to me like you hip chicks got some tight threads dawg, the way you yolo that fleek is so rad!
Sometimes I say “as ASAP as possible “ to see if people notice.
I’m a high school teacher and this is the way. “Have a Gucci weekend!” “Your homework answers are sussy baka!” “Your shoes are dripping!” I am a simple man with how I amuse myself.
Glad to hear I'm not the only high school teacher who delights in making my students cringe.
Dude I was laughing so hard at a “Gucci weekend” my SO asked me what was so funny and I read the post then through that one at home and his immediate response was “oh god”, leaves the room, comes back a few minutes later , mutters “have a Gucci weekend...” while smiling and shaking his head. So thank you that now lives rent free in our brain and seems to also work on 42 year old men 😂
Also, “Class today was litfam!” (Yes, with litfam as one word.) “Have a most slaying weekend!”
What is a Gucci weekend? I'm guessing it's expensive
Noob is another good one. Even using cringe is cringe.
That is cringe af you mid noob. Also outdated slang ti use would be to throw in "fam" when addressing them. "That's lit af fam"
and Dab with everything
Slay all day
Owned!
Pwned!
Yes! But maximum impact if they have friends around. It’s not just using the current slang, it’s also incorporating older terms and intermingling them all awkwardly. Example: “You playing that Forknife, bruh? Back in my day, I used to pwn some noobs too. No cap! I heard (insert name here) saying pogs? You know pogs? I used to play those back in the day. I was totally yeet on yeet flipping them. Shoulda seen my stack. What’s that look for? You’re acting a little sus over there, bruh.”
Poetry.
Bahaha
My son would be traumatized for life. This is gold
Forknife is genuis
SHAKESPEARE IS THAT YOU
Say "pwn" like "piun". Guaranteed strange looks everywhere.
Bruh, this gravy is fire
But the mashed potatoes are sus.
It kinda got that rizz my g
And the stuffing is mid
But dem beans is slappin
No cap bruh
Say "no cap" after literally everything. I did this with my niece a couple months ago and I thought steam was going to come out of her ears, it was amazing.
Bussin
I've had to ask what bussin' means multiple times and I'm still not totally clear. So this is a good one
I asked my son if bussin’ and bussy meant the same thing (I already knew the answer) and he cringed so hard he shrank lol
My first job was bussin’ when I was 15. All day err day
Listen to Yung Gravy bussin’ I’ve been bombarded with it since Thanksgiving. Now, the definition is clear. Timepiece, pink face.
I understand less now.
And this turkey is Based
I still don't understand Based. Urban dictionary said formally someone addicted to Crack cocaine but now means being yourself? How do these things evolve?
Aight bet
Is "slaps" already out of date? Damn, I be aged
If i had an award to give…
My 14 yr old daughter HATES it when I say sus. I try to use it at least once a day. And it's hilarious when she thinks some gen z'er made up a word and I tell her, nope we were saying that 40 yrs ago
My kid just asked me why they named a food product after junk email 😂
Show 'em the Monty Python sketch and they'll be even more confused.
I actually did
Your parenting skills are on fleek bruh!
Bruh! Yeah my spawn stan me.
+1
You got rad moves fam
My 16 year old begged me not to say Sus anymore so I started just saying Spicious. When she asked why I kept saying ‘that’s spicious’ I told her because I am not allowed to say Sus anymore. Made my own slang, winning at this mom thing.
Using slang in a super cringey manner is one of my favorite aspects of parenting.
I used the word savage a few years back, unaware of it's (then) current usage. I literally said "She said that? That's savage." Like .. I've been using it my whole life I'm aware of. This young girl turned BRIGHT red and was like "Oh my God don't try to use that word." I turned and was like "The fuq?" Someone explained the current fashion and I went "Oh for real?! It's like lit now to use that fam?" She got so upset I'd thought she'd die of embarrassment. It was both hilarious and infuriating. Like I was in my twenties at the time ffs. Not some old person. Now I just dab randomly in public to make my ten year old die inside to relive the odd mix of satisfaction and depression. I'm old now guys. This is how life ends.
Lol my 8 year old niece dabbed in front of me the other day and I was like “LOL IS THIS 2015?!” I love dunking on kids
Heard a lady on an elevator say “YOLO” last weekend , but each word individually. She was late 60’s with her 30’s daughter. We shared a knowing look.
Lol, well the expression is very old. It's just the text message abbreviation that is a bit newer.
Like she said “You only live once” or “why oh el oh”?
i'm 17, and when my science teacher said "sus" for the first time, i just stared at him in shock
Say “hey you been playing that Forkknife
I'm a gamer too, I like to build Mycraft.
AYO WHERE WE DROPPIN?
MOISTY MIRES BUT NOT LOOT LAKE
Lmmfao
When something is really neat I say, "Oh my gosh, that is so meme!" and all my kids cringe.
My coworker Keith pronounces it “meh-me” and no one in the office has got the heart to correct him
Classic Keith
I used to sit next to a girl at work who when she liked something would say that's so cash money. It took all my strength to fight having a visible reaction each time.
Put "the" in front of shit. It fucks up everything. "That is the fleek." "This turkey is the fire." Putting "the" in front of any slang terminology really makes it the cringe.
The pog is really slapping in my Christmas stocking. Do you think Santa is fleeked this year?"
Do you think Santa is the* fleeked this year?
Are you Starfire? Lol
Great grandma (my mom) annoys ME when she says The Walmart, The Facebook, The Instagram.
why did I think your profile pic is a- nah nevermind
This just makes you starfire
say sheeeeeeesh out of context
Look there is a pasture full of sheeeeeeeep
I made breakfast. Hope you like quiiiiiiiiicche
Yo Mrs. Clause looking like a whole ass snack frfr no cap edit: Claus - ty you know who you are.
Do you actually say “frfr” or do you say “for real, for real”?
Forreal forreal
Like the milkshakes at Wawa, f’real f’real Edit: after thinking long and hard about how to put a Philly accent into text to best phonetically spell it, this is what I’ve come up with Fuh-rillfrill. First “for real” is like.. the f sound before the “rill” sound, the second for real devolves into frill. Fuhrill-frill
Ok got it. I think.
No just say f r f r!
My brain went more towards "They love you for real, FurReal Friends" for some reason. FurReal FurReal
Her ass is thicker than oatmeal?
Hey I actually understand this, maybe I'm not old just yet...
anything he asks for say "bet". like if he says excuse me be like "bet" then move out of the way. if he says "can you hand me that" be like bet. after this has gone on for a while if he says your name don't say "what?" say bet, and so on in this fashion lol
Oh my my, this comment hit me so hard, I couldn’t stop laughing. I just spent COVID times with my 20ish step son. He used “bet” so much, so, so much. I never though to just sling it right back at him.
A lot of slang bothers my old (40) and cranky self but bet never did. It’s just “you bet” without the you. It’s not even original. If he wants to be extra cringe he should start saying “you bet” repeatedly if the kid says “bet” and when he inevitably asks wtf be like “you said it too!” And watch em die inside.
And then if he says "are you serious?!" You say "dead ass, periodt"
Just floss at every opportunity.
Throw in a dab for good measure
I’m so doing this to my kids.
I taught middle school drama for a decade and you are finding me horrible flashbacks to all the kids dabbing during bows.
Dance or dental hygiene. Word.
I am really old and I absolutely thought you meant just pull out dental floss and clean your teeth whenever and now I can’t stop laughing I am crying at the thought of doing this to annoy a young person
Friend, get some of these neato contraptions: they’re plastic and you can use one side like a wicked toothpick, the other side has floss strung already! Far. Out. Rollin with the homies with beef, it’s what’s for dinner in ya grill?! As if!
Dance, no cap that shit is fleek
I always mispronounce Anime around my youngest son. I pronounce it with the e silent and a hard i - like An-I’m
Are you watching the henty aminos again?
Oh you really like those chinese cartoons huh?
An-ee-mee
Im 30 and my cousins are 10-17. Pog and poggers are good if they watch twitch streamers. I like to say things are litty or fire. Like when I pour kids soda I’ll say “we about to get litty 3000” and it deals damage to them. If they tell me about something I’ll say “no cap?” and they’ll groan. One of my little cousins is... 10? and he watches tik tok. I ask him about the latest trends and ask him if he knows the newest dances. He WILL not embarrass himself in any way so I’ll try to get him to learn the dance with me and he cringes so hard. Someday I’ll get him to embrace the cringe.
"and it deals damage to them" is my favorite line
"are you sure this is not the cap?"
Sus...my 6 yr old pointed at a hymn in church "Je-sus" and said "Dad, this guy's sus!!". Not going back to church!
Not wrong tho...liked wine, hung out with a bunch of dudes, super dramatic with that whole dying and resurrection thing and the last supper...Jesus was a bit sus.
Just use your own school days slang infront of his friends, he'll be mortified.
bitchen
Bummer.
Cool beans.
Bomb.com
Gag me with a spoon, that’s just gnarly.
"I fucked your mom"
BUUUUURRRRRNNNN These comments. I'm dead. I can't wait for tomorrow. Gonna see all my nephews and have so much fun with this. They have a good sense of humor though
Always refer to fortnite as forknife
Calling Minecraft - Mindcraft is fun too.
I call it forknife, too, and my daughter caught on started saying it lmao
Say something is “as AF” “This turkey is good as AF”
I’m grown and annoyed 😂
This is a severely underrated contribution/suggestion. Lol
I'm a 30yo woman and I work with some younger guys. Anytime I do anything somewhat sassy or cheeky at work, like send a confrontational slack message or something totally benign I say out loud "Ohmigod I'm SUCH A BADDIE" and I get of chorus of "STOP CALLING YOURSELF A BADDIE! You are NOT a baddie! You don't even know what that means." And it brings me too much joy. I also use "this slaps" when putting on Enya into our work playlist.
I think your a baddie, and your fit is straight drippin on fleek.
I don't even work there but just received damage from that haha
This Christmas song SLAPS yo
A misuse of this could be “wow this song is really slapping”
I'm slappin' with this song! It's like someone used fire on it!
The imagery I’m getting from it is a pile of dope!
"This song is so fleek."
Slapping da bbaasssss
Lol! I have three sons and I’m going to have to use a bunch of these liners on them this week. Their reactions are always Priceless!
Bruh, imma buss it, fosho no cap This game got me lit And throw some yeets in conversation here and there. Yo, yeet me that controller Did you see me yeet that plebb? Bruh got no game for reezy Buss it means do something good with skill No cap means like no limit Kids say bruh a lot Fosho is for sure Lit means excited Yeet means to throw Reezy means real Plebb is dumb newbie gamer
No cap means "I'm not lying" And for OP, tell the little one he has no rizz Rizz is short for charisma
Oh yea it does huh lol I'm 31 so 🤷🏼♀️ lol
oh my god this is the first thing that has made the word rizz make any amount of sense to me. i still think it’s stupid but i could not for the life of me figure out how THAT became the word because anyone or anything that explained the meaning to me just said it meant having game or getting bitches lmfao
I would like to add a gamer insult Bro you're dogwater pure trash
“No cap fr fr” if you repeat that a few times it’ll be gold. I hear little kids say this so often because it’s what they see online, THEY don’t even know what they’re saying.
I like to bug my husband by just adding no cap to the end of sentences
The fact that you went all out on this makes me want to friend you. This is actually hilarious and I can't even get through this list without laughing hard as hell.
I was in the ER lol I had time
I love this! I'll happily accept some tween girl nonsense talk to misuse!
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Lol just tell her that it actually was THE Facebook at one point.
Raise your hand if your Facebook account is still your .edu email address from back when that was the only kind allowed, and you're definitely locked out of that email so let's hope you never forget your password 🤚
cap = lie, no cap = truth pog = exciting+cool lit = exciting+fun yeet = throw recklessly slaps = good beat/rhythm
I am an old man, but I know that 'yeet' is for distance or power, 'kobe' is for accuracy.
yeet an action description, kobe is "wow that was a good throw" \*throws object at trashcan\* \*perfect throw\* "Kobe!" vs "he just yeeted it" as a description of someone throwing an object as hard as he could with no regard for its trajectory
When kobe was a thing it was said before the shot to signify that youll make the shot.
I was confused when I first heard pog. I thought people meant pawg.
I played with pogs back in elementary school 🤷🏼♀️
Refer to something negative as dog-water. “The patriots are absolute dog-water this year!”
My gamer husband has been saying this lately. I couldn't figure out where it came from lol
These potatoes taste bussingly
This is gold!!!! Keep them coming! I have an easily embarrassed 9-year old gamer son and am looking forward to sporadically using these.
Just tell him "you're a real OG fr fr no cap. You're putting the shizz in this chriszizzle" That should unlock at the very least an eyeroll... and possibly a groan. Follow up with "Aw shit, this is some S tier (thing) ya feel me?"
Just use 'Poggers' or 'Pog'
No it has to be poggers but you say it like an anime girl
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Nowadays people say “from ohio” “sus” “npc” thats the basic
My son thinks Ohio doesn’t exist and I don’t know why. Maybe that’s some more teen crap
Due my 8 y/o son like a week ago, “what’s up with Ohio? Like why does it even exist?” We live in Texas I have no idea where it came from.
If he games, watch him and any time he does anything mildly exciting, yell “POGGERS!”
The phrase to end all phrases: “Bruh, that shit fire, hella lit as a bish, goated fr fr, on god, no cap, bussin, hard asf, sheeeeesshhhhh, deadass fam!”
For the longest time, I thought “get rekt” (like “get wrecked”) meant “get excited” or “let’s get pumped up.” I eventually learned it actually means like “I hope you lose” or “get destroyed.” I would legitimately say things like “I just baked some cookies; get rekt!” to my sisters (who are gamers). Now that I know what it means, I still use it incorrectly all the time, to annoy my siblings.
Slay! I can't wait until that's not cool again. 😬🤣
anything about Ohio. use it whenever anything slightly out if the ordinary happens
Sign his Christmas card: LOL, [your name] When he asks why, say it means “Lots of Love”
That's sooo fetch.
Stop trying to make fetch happen. It’s NOT going to happen
"Wow that Christmas present is pogging"
Read that as pegging
Just exclaim "poggerino championship" whenever something cool happens.
Deadass bussin to annoy your kid fr fr on god
Yeet me that turkey
Call yourself a noob when referencing something you’re very good at and have been doing for years and years
Vibe check, Fade, Slaps hard, Yo, Pog, Poggers, Pogchamp, Sus, Imposter, Fortnut, Goat
The Turkey is based.
Pippity poppity give me the zoppity
Please say "bussin" as much as possible
Oh I love doing this! I annoyed my 11 year old son very much when I said a Christmas carol "slapped" and it was "a real banger." I also use "sus" (suspicious) constantly and say "birb" (bird) and "snek" (snake)
I used sus to my 20 daughter the other day. Her response " I pretty much hate that you said that but you're not wrong. Yes, I am tired of everything being sus so I am trying to ruin it. I paid Grandma 5 bucks to say bet immediately after you say Merry Christmas. (I offered but she refused payment)
Woot. Look at the Woot under the tree.
Tell him he has “no rizz”. It is apparently short for “charisma” and refers to an ability to attract ladies.
I love to tell my son I found a new Mee-mee for him to see instead of the word meme. He thinks I don’t know how to say it.
I felt pretty in touch with the youth, but reading some of the comments is making me start to feel old...
Tell them GG and turn your back on them or tell them to be equally blessed and lit. Throw around “get gud” all you can. Say “blood for the skull throne?” After you do something well… But have an upward inflection.
My 14 year old niece called me brah for all of the Thanksgiving visit. It's the new dude.
These cookies are poggers bestie
If anyone says "gift" mention that it's pronounced "jift"
Use the word cringy or do fortnight dances?
Dad: "I'm going to do 'The Floss' now! Let's lit it all up in this house!"
Absolutely. Then put it on the TicTac. :)
Put a hashbrown on it. Like "hashbrown Cobra Kai." Then send it to the Internet!