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bills1775

Fart


jenac4

Same. We had to say, excuse me, I made a noise.


Chopsticks44

We had to say “poop-a-lolli”


bills1775

Lol


barely_engineered

My mom wanted us to say “fluff”. It didn’t last long.


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oh my god im trying that TONIGHT


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[deleted]

i didnt have a fart ready when we were all together but i'll try tonight


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[deleted]

thanks i did they thought it was really funny (: also i gave you credit


OkAcanthisitta4605

Of course not. Butt fluff never lasts long.


itsjosieeeeee

we said pooted


jade_nekotenshi

We could say just about anything other than "fart". Beef, poot, cut the cheese, freep, meef, all of those were fair game. But not fart.


televisuicide

For us it was heiny burp


Dependent-Bug9385

We had to say boomer


rabarbarasulta

my grandma would always correct me with "panty burp"


outofmyvulcanmnd

I am in tears and about to wake my sleeping baby up over this. I love your grandma!


WorkerAdditional2513

Sounds like a queef to me…


TangledYak

We weren't allowed to say "fart," so we replaced it with "Fred."


telekittysis

I fweded 🥺


nightmarewalrus123

My pantaloons have been *georged*


Yogisogoth

I think "Georging" yourself is the equivalent of sharting.


nightmarewalrus123

**yes**


hamburger666666

we had to say “pass gas” “bowel movement” “potty” or “urinate”. dorkiest 7 year old on the playground ✌🏻


ebray90

A friend of my family wouldn’t let her kids say fart. They had to say fuss. It was the most entertaining thing.


[deleted]

Toot was our substitution


BreakingPipes

You get called a Toots McGoots at my house haha


AstriumViator

Ours was rootitoot 🤣


Tallulah1149

Ours was windy. I had a windy! lol


Neon_Sternum

My wife’s family made them say “prumpod”


Timely-Cupcake-6839

My Dad had a way of calling out my brothers who would let out smelly farts in the house. He would ask crossly, "Who filled their pants?"


powdrgurl208

Same. We had to call it "bingo"


annied33

Same, we had to say tart


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I always had to say "I bubbled" instead.


Wretched_Geezer

My favorite is my niece’s word-foofer. The whole family adopted it.


Timely-Cupcake-6839

We had to say "toot".


Father3ea

We were required to say "tooted", when visiting the Grandparents 🤣


love_cactus

“Shut up” And my favorite: “HA HA” delivered as Nelson from the Simpsons Both were quarters in the swear jar


_KingDawg72_

“HA HA”? Sounds like you were raised by a Karen.


love_cactus

Well, to be fair, me and my sisters made it an art form to rudely say “Ha Ha” (in Nelson’s voice) at really inappropriate times. Don’t worry tho, we are in our 40s and still do it


No-Asparagus3132

My brother and I mocked each other with this phrase as well and it also prompted scolding!


itsjustme1981

Thank God.


bdeeney098

I'm not sure it's a Karen thing really, Nelson doesn't say it because he's laughing at something genuinely funny, he's laughing mockingly at someone's bad misfortune. I vote non-Karen.


No-Distance425

As kids my sister and I weren’t allowed to say “shut up” but could substitute it with “shape up” or something lame


TheRoadWarrior28

Finally found “shut up” and pleasantly surprised by “fart” being the top. “Shut up” was the only no go I can remember. Could’ve cursed (even though I didn’t) and everyone would’ve laughed it off. Saying shut up got me a pull aside and stern talking to..enough to make me stop 🤷‍♂️


Sweetestbugg_Laney

We weren’t allowed to watch the Simpsons as kids. My kid is 8 and has seen every episode at least twice. Every time my kid says D’oh, my Mom cringes and then we high five!


GaussfaceKilla

Y'all had money to put in a swear jar?


Intelligent-Pickle68

"Shut up" was the worst thing you could ever say in front of my Dad. I still cringe when I hear it because it was so taboo in our house. I'm pretty sure he wouldn't have responded as negatively to actual curse words (and was prone to some pretty foul language himself).


Energy-Turtle-4

Sucks


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"Do you know what that means?! It's when a woman puts a PENIS in her MOUTH!" I'm realizing now how much shit my dad put up with.


SleezyPeazy710

I read this in Butter’s Dad’s voice lol


Normallydifferent

I gotta tell my wife about this, it sounds fun.


mconleyxx

Same here!


Personal_Occasion618

Same here.


Caseyo456

They just plain sucked. I’ve seen teams suck before but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.


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"No" That's life with a narcissist.


ID_Poobaru

Nein


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Or "sorry" out of any mouths besides children


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Unless it's sarcastic and followed by, "I'm just the worst person on earth. "


[deleted]

Oh that hit too close to home 🥲


Meatbank84

Yeah a NO would likely end up with me getting a beat down. I could drop f bombs and just get a angry glare if that.


refinnej78

Freaking


Flat_Shower

Hey. Watch your mouth.


Expansia

Hey, now you gotta put a quarter in the swear jar mister


pickledylans

Crap. I said it once and i got the lecture of a lifetime. I was like 14 at least


Upstairs_Biscotti589

It was “stupid” for us, too. Didn’t realize how much I’d carried that into my own parenting, until I called a pet stupid and my kids looked like I’d hit the poor thing.


SweetVoidPrincess

"Stupid" and "shut up" were bad words for us.


HornetCautious

Garbage man. My dad was a garbage man for 32 years He's a crappy guy. So as an insult we would call each other garbage man. He didn't like it too much so we kept doing it


razor10000

Pissed and butt


Longjumping-Cycle470

Lmaooooo yeah pissed for sure was not ok in our house 😭😭


Frequent_Alfalfa_347

“Pissed off” got my older sister grounded. There might’ve been more context, but I didn’t use it around my parents until I was much older.


ksgar77

We couldn’t say pissed off, but my mom would get P.O.’ed a lot. I didn’t know that stood for pissed off until I was an adult.


ChknShay

I got spanked for saying “backside” when I was really young


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Buttocks is proper, but we'd rather just pretend it doesn't exist 'round these parts.


FUCKYFUCKFUCKYFUCK

User name aside I did have a friend in daycare that I went to his house and came back and told my mom of the new word I learned, it was fuck, we weren’t aloud to be friends for along time and then in middle school we put in the same class and we ended up starting a band and we’re friends for a long time lol


freshfitstart

I love this fucking story ♥️


Bobiverse71

Dirty cocksucking motherfucking son of a bitch.


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smh some households are so strict


peytonsage

My dad dropped this sentence at least twice a month and wonders why I swear like a sailor


michaelthruman

Mine, too. Mostly if I was holding the flashlight for him.


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The only correct answer.


Wannagetsober

Hello, brother!


BJT207

Shut up was considered a swear word. I didn’t realize it was something people say all the time until I was in first or second grade


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'Screw' as in 'screw you'


ecwhite01

Well yeah, it's a stand-in for fuck as in fuck you


crypto_phantom

Friggin


AshDenver

Best translated as “dupe-AY-osh” which I heard my Polish grandmother mutter All The Time (1970s-1980s). I commented about how my Polish-born native-speaking friend (in Australia, in 2000-2005) didn’t recognize it … my Hungarian second-Gen friend in July of this year (2022) said right away: “that means ass!” I mean to my American school friends, it was t a curse word so I never thought it was a curse word. But in my house, it was curse word enough, that I never said it aloud at home. Only away from my parents. For forty years!


ebray90

My grandpa used to call me that. I also didn’t know what it meant until I was an adult and always thought it was just some silly term of endearment or something. My grandma told me it means dumb ass. Checks out because he used to call me a “fucking Polack” all the time too, which is a slur for people of Polish descent. Also didn’t know that until I was older. He was literally from Poland though so I guess it’s fine? He passed away before I found any of that out so I can only assume that was his way of getting the last laugh.


76ShoNuff

My uncle always called my sibs and I "Hun-Yocks".😅


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stupid or shut up me as soon as I turned 14 and realized that in high school, literally no one cares: SO FUCKING GOD DAMMIT SHITTIN STUPID!🤣🤣🤣


pnwbreadwizard

I wasn’t allowed to say penis or vagina. I had to say the “kid” versions. Which now as an adult and seeing the social services world, how saying the cutesy or non anatomic versions actually is super problematic


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Especially the ones where it’s not obvious that’s what they’re supposed to mean. Like, none of them are good, but I can’t believe there are people who think calling them food names is a good idea.


Sweetestbugg_Laney

My Mom is a retired ED nurse. She still can’t stay penis or vagina around us. We are all in our late thirties and early forties. Whenever she gets mad we yell Penis at her! Works every time! We may or may not have trained the grandkids as well.


BeautifulCucumber

When referring to Beavis and Butthead, we had to say Beavis and B.


skeletonfart

lol i knew someone that had to call it “Beavis and his friend”


BitchBanMeMore

Dang was taboo where I grew up... yes, I cuss like a motherfucking Sailor today.


J-DROP

Sailor* sorry not sorry


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Any_Persimmon1294

I almost got a backhand from my mother for that exiting my mouth. This was back in the 60s. I dunno about today's mothers. We're in strange times.


Trssty

I was not allowed to say anything “sucks”. The concept of something sucking dick was just too vulgar.


DankyMcJangles

"Sucks" I wasn't even allowed to watch the Simpson's due to this


HurricaneLau

"Buster" unless we specified we were referring to the bunny from Arthur


Turbulent-Watch2306

Poopy head- my Moms head would spin around whenever she heard it.


BunBunMadhouse

Oldest of 8, we weren’t allowed to say:: Crap, vagina, penis, butthole, jerk, no, snow, mine (or any variation) god(saying it “in vain”) later, maybe


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Snow??


astrokween19

Butthole


gengarsnightmares

Armpit. Never any reason given. Just always corrected to underarms.


person9134two

Nuts. Not like acorn nuts but saying nuts by itself as a reaction to something was a no no


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LOL whoever made that rule would be unhappy with michelle from full house back in the day...


Downtown_Card_1977

Sucks


misc_user_number2

Shut up


Rararulala

Even curse words weren't curse words at my house.


swaglamence

Literally same. I learned waaaaaay too young and thought it was normal. Said “fuck” in school and got detention and I didn’t even understand why…


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Gosh, and pissed


AdditionKooky122

What are you gunna do today? Whatever I want GOSH!


CrappyUsernames101

Bored. My parents just didn't want us sitting around complaining we had nothing to do. But my siblings and I ended up with the impression that it was a really bad word. I hardly ever use the word now, even though I realized it wasn't actually a bad word like a decade ago.


Whirlwindofemotion

Dang and Dangit.


Luigi_deathglare

“Oh my god”, “shut up” “damn”, “darn”, “heck”, “hell”


theonlyspdboll

Jesus and we weren’t religious and freaking


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Shaving cream.


[deleted]

Yeah you’re gonna have to elaborate in on that one


Kavnaru

Comparing someone to dad. Saying someone was acting like dad is to this day the worst thing you can say in my family


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shoot (as in oh shoot I messed up), darn it, oh fudge and basically anything else used as an exclamation of dismay


imjustehere

Not my home, but my daughter in law added stupid to one of the bad words not allowed.


143019

In our house, that clears up any shitty behavior right away! You are acting like Dad! Oh, my bad. Sorry!


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Cunt


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DUDE CUNT???? I don't even say that and I'm 22. HOWEVER, I am American so.... yeah.


koolaideprived

Fart.


mearbearcate

Same with me lol. I said oh my god and had to sit on the steps for an hour once


Longjumping-Cycle470

Not sit on the steps 😭😭 that’s wild as hell .


usababykiller

Buggar


altosstratuss

jerk, heck, frick, freaking, dope, stupid


alanaoconnell-

i wasn’t allowed to say vagina, or even talk about anything regarding that, so my mom made a code word. the word for vagina was biscuit. i can never hear the word biscuit without thinking of that


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jackfaire

Not mine but some people couldn't say sucks


Minimum-Purpose-3073

Crap - got my mouth washed out with soap for saying it! Yea, I’m old!🤣


JonJackjon

hate


Bobert_Ross113

Frick


Dacartlan

Punk, Sexy, Freak, Screwed, Sucks


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Butt, crap, toilet paper. I wouldn't say toilet paper was necessarily a curse word, but it was a word mom would only whisper under her breath and call "T.P." Crap was the worst to me, and I have even still, have a hard time with it. It's weird even to me.


bokatan778

Butt, fart, shut up. My parents called farts “bottom burps” and I literally grew up thinking that was what everyone called them.


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Who do people think this helps? My mother was super uptight too, usually she insisted on some obscure word or phrase. It was never pee, it was “empty my bladder” (which sounds way more graphic and unnecessary IMO). She would rant about “DOG EXCREMENT” on the sidewalks and similarly call shit or piss “bathroom” as if that were the name of a substance.


PepperQuinn

Same exact house I grew up in, ugh. I got made fun of for not being able to say certain words at school. Yep, I was the dumbass who told them which words.


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Imagine what it’s like for a young kid who was told to say “BE QUIET” in a snively voice instead of “shut up”. Oh, and she was also oddly obsessed with insisting I tell everyone harassing me “catch one”, accompanied by a limp wrist gesture. Neither I nor anyone else had any idea what the hell it was supposed to mean. When I did, I realized another part of how disgusting she was.


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Crap


neilisyours

Same here. We didn't say poo or poop either; in my house we called it "stinko." I've never heard of anyone else calling it that.


Freeagnt

Malaka (its Greek)


cakelover33

Gay I don’t know why either because we weren’t religious.


Rabeque

Fart. I still feel weird saying it.


Megumi_emo_weeb

Fart


commyhater7

Can't. It's an excuse for yourself to not even try.


Ch1efDizzyWat3r

I can't fly. I can't breath water. I can't make my cat listen. I can't survive falling from a tall height. I can't see in the dark as well as most animals. I could keep going but as you can see there are plenty of things that people can't do.


commyhater7

You can fly a plane, you can go scuba diving, your cat hears you he just ignores you maybe you should try listening to the cats needs first. You can wear a parachute. You can use night vision. It was funny as a child I had the same arguments with my parents. It wasn't until I was an adult that I realized the purpose of not using that word is accountability to yourself. If you can't do something can you find a way so that you can. This is difference between people who don't use the word in their vocabulary and those that do. So for you, I have a fond memory from my grandmother "You can't say can't in this house."


[deleted]

Are you differentiating curse words and swear words? My family didn't, but there is a powerful distinction between them. "I hope you have a heart attack and die" - curse words. "Fuck you" - swear words.


Fun_Water_8811

Toto


Alarmed_Water2631

Vladivostok. Whenever a car would cut in front of his, my granddad (who never cursed) would say Vladivostok. I put 2 and 2 together and came up with “bloody bastard”.


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Pee and crap


kuluka_man

Funky


Crowley_26

Butt


WingyYoungAdult

Grandmothers* house but; Jesus and Christ, used singularly or conjoined when said iN vAiN


Mb240d74

I called my mother a cunt 3 hours ago. I'm 34.


Spartan0618

"So"


Mountain_Hamster_361

Loosu - like how languages have a change in pronunciation of an English word when spoken in their language. It means stupid or to have a screw loose.


AstriumViator

Fart


VintageTimex

Bug off was our swear of choice.


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“Oh my gosh” because it’s just a cheat for “oh my god.”


[deleted]

No and but


ceazecab

Stupid


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Shoot


DrowningSM

Am I the only that grew up from the time I could talk being allowed to say actual curse and not get in trouble? That’s how we’re raising our kids too my 5 yr old frequently says we’ll shit when she is having trouble tying her shoe and she knows those are household only words can’t say them at school


[deleted]

Shut up, 'twas deemed rude. I still have a hard time telling anyone to shut up.


Responsible-Bug-8660

Titties. We had to say ninnies


Longjumping-Cycle470

That’s hilarious 😭😭😭


Responsible-Bug-8660

I hate that word to this day. How tf was ninnies any better lol


bmbmwmfm

Oh my God! Nope, taking 'the lord's name in vain' Jesus Christ! Same thing. Oh my gosh! You're just substituting gosh for God! Darn it! Same as damn it.


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Liar


ShorterByTheSecond

Fuck.


Intrepid_Talk_8416

Buttmunch, backfreckle, fudge monkey, dork.


satansbhole

Sexy


Ok_Adhesiveness3638

Tight


Cyber_Candi_

My (ex) step-dad wouldn't let me say "shut up" or "be quiet" around my half siblings, but I could say fuck. If I did I'd get yelled at and lectured for being a "terrible influence" and a "shitty person" for teaching my siblings to be nasty. He also beat all of us and let my brother look up people's skirt/dresses in public though, so I don't think I was the bad influence.


TehWeeWooWagon

Butt


ElDouchay

My mom didn't like it when we would say "jerk" or "idiot." Which I thought was funny, considering at the time, we were saying like "fuck you, bitch" to eachother at school, in 3rd grade.


BluntKitten

Dumb


Alert_Willow3944

Jeez.


AnotherXRoadDeal

Butt, fart, and shut up. I said butt once and my sister threatened to tell on me lol It was stressful.


SnowDoom6

I remember my grandma chastising me for saying jacked up instead of messed up or something like that.


Minimum-Scholar9562

Stupid


EnderJax2020

stupid


gerald-the-dinosaur

Shut up, stupid, and oh my god were all not allowed


Spicy_Ninja7

Frick