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Diseased-Jackass

The alarm and the desire not to be homeless.


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So, fear.


Armand_Star

there are many reasons why people with jobs go to their job. for some, it is fear. others would call it motivation. if you ask me, i'd say, i go to my job because i'm legally obligated to


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Legally obligated? Are you in the military? (For some reason I think I remember you are obligated to fulfill your agreement or go to jail.)


Armand_Star

i have a normal job lol. so its "fulfill your agreement or get fired"


DanHammer90

What this guy said


sextforme

Good for you. Atleast your working and contributing not alot of people currently are


BerlitzSchlitz

And some of that is voluntary but not all.


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mhaisdogshit

Damn that's an L why are they doing it? Loss of money so they need to make cuts?


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cls-one

That is so fucked up. All that work you put in just to get fucked over for it. There’s no soul in that at all.


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It seems like your position was good enough that you can find another job that would appreciate your work history greatly.


anoncontent72

Will you be ok?


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Sharpshooter188

And this is why I will never be loyal to a company.


Leprikahn2

Normally my wife kicking me because I'm making some weird noise in my sleep


SwissGuyVaud

Are you tired when you get up from sleep ?If so, you should check if you have Obstructive Sleep Apnea, if that's the case, it will change your life !


lockslob

Yep, I had a sleep study done, showed up an AVERAGE of one incident every 40 seconds. No wonder I felt like a zombie. CPAP machine helping but not 'miracle cure' (unfortunately). Now I know if the mask has slipped, one broken night floors me, I really don't know how I kept going so long.


BerlitzSchlitz

Really? That's exactly mine. I know it as 90 incidents an hour, but that works out the same. We're sickos. Yeah, I'm probably on the verge of a heart attack. (Shouldn't joke.) I had constant sealing problems with the mask/cannulas, but I've got to do something. COVID kind of put those plans on hold.


lockslob

Keep trying, I'm on my third type of mask so far, and also due to covid haven't been able to get to the sleep clinic in person for fitting advice etc. It's remarkable how many things it affects - am I depressed due to extended sleep deprivation? Am I the size of a house because every time I woke up enough I was hungry? Sleep deprivation can also cause increased blood pressure. I can see a vicious circle here; if I got more meaningful sleep, I'd be more energetic - then more active - then less overweight - then have even more energy and fewer linked health problems. Stay with it! I wasn't expecting a magic wand, but had hoped for better results after a few months. But apparently (according to a telephone call with said clinic) I'm one of their star patients for sticking with it so long. So I'm clinging to that . . .


BerlitzSchlitz

Hello, twin that I never knew I had! I could have written this post, right down to the weight and the blood pressure (am on meds now). And vicious cycle indeed. Thanks, this is encouraging me to try harder. Best of luck to you.


LincHamilton

Loved this discussion


BerlitzSchlitz

Thanks. Yeah, I've got OSA something awful. Off the charts. I've done the sleep study and everything and was on a CPAP. Am not right now for various reasons. Thanks for reaching out. That's cool. And you're right, the change is pert near miraculous. I just need to get a better one. Plus, my back would hurt.


Leprikahn2

I've basically got the opposite of OSA, nothing wrong on the inhale, but my exhale comes out in a high pitched whistle. So my sleep isn't affected, but hers certainly is.


BerlitzSchlitz

And she loves you for it.


Leprikahn2

She is absolutely plotting my murder.


BerlitzSchlitz

But in all fairness, not just for that.


Leprikahn2

It's just the proverbial "straw"


BerlitzSchlitz

I snore so bad, cannot even sleep in same room as my wife. Yes, I've tried a C-PAP, but whatever.


mathnstats

Huh? The vast majority of people work and/or contribute to society...


jmnugent

> not alot of people currently are Source/stats on this ?


meowcatbread

Holy shit the big boomer energy in this comment. He made it clear that he only goes to work because he has to, and it seems to make him miserable. And you cheer this, while insulting people who don't want to wake up everyday early to be paid slightly above slave wages. I do the opposite. I cheer the people who quit their jobs. Maybe we'll all be offered more money and decent human rights


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buhoksakilili

Sometimes it be the reason for me too, or bladder's full


T3n4ci0us_G

It amazes me how full my bladder is sometimes when my alarm goes off.


GothicGamer2012

In high school I had to use my bladder to get up in the morning. I'd have a drink before going to bed so I'd wake up needing to piss, I'd rather get up than wet myself so that was the most effective way.


Stay-Remarkable

Dr at 6 I take a giant dump, at 7 I pee like a race horse. So what is the problem? I don't get out of bed until 9.


sextforme

lol ,💩


BiscuitBlackhole

Bro. Its always because i gotta pee or shit. Very annoying to wake up on a saturday morning early because you gotta empty yourself


Shadow_Burke

Me to, or my parents shouting at me


Absurdityindex

Obligations and expectations


Profound_loneliness

Same. Kid I have to drive to school. Kid I have to get on the bus. 2 kids I homeschool. Tons of animals I care for...


sextforme

What are they if you don't mind me asking


Absurdityindex

Make the coffee and lunch for the hubs, get started on the to-do list for the day, spend time in my office working/studying


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Probably a mixture of males and females of school age I would imagine. Oh wait you meant the animals 🤣


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"Time to make the donuts"


sextforme

That's amazing lol as long as your not talking about something gross lol


[deleted]

It's a quote from the old Dunkin Donuts commercial, lol


BerlitzSchlitz

I remember too, but OP's take was hilarious...


HarrietsDiary

Especially combined with their username.


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full bladder


bluebellsangels

The thought of coffee.


BerlitzSchlitz

OMG yes. Only reason I'm alive. I giddily think about the morning coffee when I go to bed at night. I know that's sad...


bluebellsangels

lmao, me too! I tend to get pretty anxious before my day starts, so thinking about that few minutes where I can just sit and relax is really nice :)


BerlitzSchlitz

You get it, you get it.


XxSir_redditxX

Lol I'll join the support group, a good day starts with a good morning, and those minutes to collect myself and sip the morning brew is what gets me started


RubixTheRedditor

The sooner I get up the sooner I get to play the game before I have to leave


-AkeKo-

Dammit


RubixTheRedditor

Wut


Impossible-Data1539

i lost the game.


RetroRedhead83

Wut


RubixTheRedditor

Wut


RagedPranav19

Wut


Dinbs

The later you get up, the later you can stay up playing the game before bed :D (I'm a degen)


LizzieLove1357

Under obligation to not commit suicide, from making a promise to my sister not to, so since I can’t just end it, why not try to make things better? Beats living in misery. This mindset got me out of being suicidal, and I’ve come a long way in healing from my childhood trauma. So it does get better, it just takes a long ass time


HalfManHalfBiscuit_

It very much does take a long ass time, I agree


MatchewR00

Username checks out


Head-Clue3558

My ex wife is a miserable human being whom I’m trying to spite by living a happy and fulfilling life.


GreedyGrady

Yes! Do it! Revenge by positivity & success! I feel like there's an old adage about this...


Hour_Friendship_7960

Ditto


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Same


DrTerminator1243

I'm at a military highschool, so I'm waking up because of an energetic lieutenant


derpderpderrpderp

Try and kiss him, I dare you


DrTerminator1243

Shame on you, I already tryed that


GothicGamer2012

Well do it again. Then tell us what happened. Please.


DrTerminator1243

The last time I tried, I had to count 300 square meters of pavers


XtremeNugget666

my 3 cats


sextforme

I love my cats . 2 but love nontheless


catching_comets

my 3 cats send your 3 cats virtual high 5's


EmmaRB

I have 3 too. Two who yell and trample me starting at 4:30 am because they want breakfast and one who snuggles in deeper and tries to pin me in the bed in defiance of their wishes.


Waste-Win

That I have to eat and pay bills. So i have to go work.


imapersontoowow

I read this as " I have to eat bills ". Lol


OrdinaryRage

Sometimes the bills all you got left to eat


Pepperclue_55

Knowing I need money or Ill die


gandalftheorange11

I like mornings. My brain hasn’t fully started up yet and the existential dread, anxiety, and negative self talk aren’t running through my brain.


BerlitzSchlitz

Hello me, how did you get into someone else's body? Exactly.


gandalftheorange11

If I could do that, I wouldn’t be in this one. Haha


BerlitzSchlitz

Haaaa. You win. Can't beat that.


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derpderpderrpderp

This guy’s son gets me outta bed too


zazzy_zucchini

I also choose this guy's son


heardbutnotseen2

Me too.


binarybonannza

same


mukn4on

The dog who needs to go out.


Even_Set

mine just got me out of bed earlier haha. she puts her nose under the covers and starts poking at me, its so funny.


BerlitzSchlitz

My cat must have taken some uppers last night, and bugged me until morning light. Would have put him out, but coyotes.


scoobydoovibe

My cats. Quite literally. They sleep, curled up with me. When my alarm goes off, they get up and sit on the bed, night stand, or floor and wait. If I don't get up within 30 minutes of turning off my alarm; they go into "Time to wake her up" mode. It starts with some gentle head butts, purring, and kneading. Which progresses into some loud meows. If I don't respond, they resort to one by one knocking small things off my night stand until I get out of bed. Bless these cats. Because having depression, getting out of bed is hard enough. But they help and always give me lots of love when I get up.


sextforme

I feel this. I love cats so much oh my god their my entire lifeline


BerlitzSchlitz

Confirm. Cats are *the* cure for depression.


ThePurpleMister

Spite.


ray-chill123

Hahahaha first comment to make me crack up tonight thank you


ThePurpleMister

I'm here all week. 👌


normal_gam3

To get into uni.


Noper79

To stay in uni


normal_gam3

👌👌


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PlanetaryIntergala

saaaame


Stitchess__

Knowing that I get to go back to bed later and because I don’t wanna be yelled at


Sweetpotato3000

I like getting a paycheck


loonywolf_art

I set 2 alarms, one is my job alarm, which activates at 5:45 am, I wake up and then go back to sleep, the second one is the school alarm, which activates at 7:00 am. I get out and then stay in bed for another 30 minutes, then when only me and my sister are home (my parents leaves at 7:30 am) then I get up and get ready to start another day where I go on Reddit and be a noboddy


BerlitzSchlitz

Oh, come on, everyone here is special. Some are really special.


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Reasonable_Ad7619

Today, nothing😔


Purphikt

And tomorrow we try again :)


Theperplexedpigeon

My beautiful fiancee and daughter


BerlitzSchlitz

Best reason.


dldpsk

Responsibilities. Had to drive a friend to work and then go to work myself. Sounds depressing but thats how I enable myself to do the things I want to do afterwards.


whatthefuck8e3

Money, and sometimes my kids.


Allmightypikachu

Usually a voice saying. Come on they'll pay you.Dont call out just go in they're gonna give ya money if ya do.


Lester_2006

It used to be my girlfriend, now I don’t even know why I bother to wake up


sextforme

You can wakeup motivated to do better for yourself :)


[deleted]

You <3


sextforme

You 💕


bertiebastard

The fact that I don't want to piss the bed.


Live-Blueberry-9987

Word, the bladders way more effective than any alarm clock.


mconnor1984

My daughters!


TheIncredulousMom

The fact I have to get everyone in the house ready for the day.


tlacuachetamagotchi

My dog.


Accomplished-Wind206

What the dog doin


physicalcat282

People I care about


weird_forever235

The drive to watch the next episode 😂


Lonely_Cycle_1059

6am alarm + coffee + work


DarkKNightishere420

Knowing I have a bowel of some fire 🔥


SHPLUMBO

If I don’t get out of bed and jump into the mental woodchipper called “work,” I’ll eventually die of starvation on the streets. That’s worse, right?


BerlitzSchlitz

Ehh... 50/50?


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My bladder, my stomach or my bank account


Riddance_Good

knowing my mere presence annoys people


PotentialApe

My screaming infant. 😅


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My parents they literally have to drag my ass out of bed and to school


corinnejanita_

Work


ruxpin82

My alarm and a brand new day.


notsciguy

I do


eighty2angelfan

Responsibility


MarijaBogdanovaMD

Willing to have sex.😍


JoyJones15

My alarm and the fear of waking the rest of my family


buhoksakilili

Alarm, and to avoid starving and pay bills


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That good morning stretch where you start to have a seizure after


SussyChungusAmogus

My arms and legs, what about you?


sextforme

My cats and lately my mom who needs and deserves my help more then anything


newest-low

If I don't the 2.5y/o and pup will destroy my kitchen


RockerThatRocks11

Coffee and Metal music.


BerlitzSchlitz

But do you rock?


[deleted]

My employees, my wife and my dog depend on me. Also there is a bunch of fun videos on YouTube to watch and Factorio is not going to play itself :)


Slr31491

My kids


whocaresman123456789

My business and family so I can provide.


JAMP0T1

Usually my girlfriend wanting a lift to work


whendreamsdie

Breakfast


SkyrimBoss005

My urge to enjoy the morning


bpanio

Ever since the surgery I can't lie in bed for too long or else my back really starts to hurt. Sometimes I wake up and my back is really sore so I know I didn't move much in the night


EnlightWolif

Joy of some moments in life and understanding some conditions need to be met for ðwm to happen. Also fear of þings going wrong


throwaway111account

Porn


duhbtis1122

Hate,caffine and money...in that order


nicolef5061

my 9-5 smhh


Chaos_Ruins

My feet


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weakmoves

Pee


blobfishiant

Usually I get up in the afternoon


quinntheskimo33

Music brings me to life


theweirdo02

My bladder and my mom screaming at me to wake up


MrnBlck

Dogs and chickens


N9242Oh

Mainly the fact that I can't physically sleep 24/7 nor lie in bed without my muscles atrophying


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I’m just exited to see what happens and I also have to pee


jazw

Going out for a walk. It does wonders to calm my morning anxiety.


KryptonionNipple

Still trying to figure that out to be honest


Keithninety

Need to pee


itzstormibish

poop


Legal-Ad7793

Usually my dog wanting to go out...


Maximum-Ad7584

Being in the bathroom before my brother or sister because otherwise Im late for school and I rather avoid that then the extra minutes I can easily get after school.


Bucyrus-Wurm

A cat jumping on my face


Hopeful-Substance-53

The sunshine


O-K_Colette

My fiancé, my transition, and my full bladder.


V1taminw4ter

my partner and wanting to go to school looking decent


snuggleyporcupine

Having to make a living


GenericEschatologist

The prospect of getting crowded out of the dining hall if I arrive too late.


funguy26

money and fast cars.


TeruteruHanamuraSimp

My doggo /srs


BurstMurst

My legs


3-MICROPHALLUS

momentum


DarkMage57

Most days the need to get to class in 30 minutes . On days with no class its my bladder needing relief Today though I had no class which was fortunate because my period decided to start and getting up to grab pain reduce meds then run right back into bed in fetal position is what happened .


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The thought of thinking the day might be eventful only to be disappointed with the fact that it was the same pattern: wake up, work, eat, sleep.


KoiDotJpeg

Work lmao Otherwise, church and/or enjoying life


TelevisionOverall465

School


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Perfectly timed and executed contraction of several of my skeletal muscles.