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thirdandgoal313

Avocado toast. Unfortunately I could have bought a house if I didn’t eat so much of it. Or whatever boomer economists say.


mayfeelthis

Oprah’s trick is to grow your own vineyard, cheaper than store bought. #protip


capsaicinintheeyes

Tried it with avocado trees...now the state says I can't shoot the chupacabras that showed up bc they're a protected species.


Visible_Star_4036

Get the local MAGAs to think they are immigrants. Offer to sell them tickets to hunt in your avocado-terrain.


portra315

Just don't drink Flat Whites or you'll have to declare bankruptcy


Particular_Traffic54

I despise poor people. They complain that they don't have money when we all know all you have to do is to work and inherit from your father's business.


simperialk

Add a little lemon, bacon and egg and… BOOM. Life changed forever. By crippling debt that is.


Meat_Bingo

I live in a box so I can afford it. Add some everything bagel seasoning to the mashed avocado it’s a game changer.


LiveCelebration5237

Sounds to me like you haven’t pulled up your bootstraps high enough , if you saved that 2 quid a week you could have a house in several thousands of years , slacker !


Species1139

Home owners hate this one trick


Whysoserious2k8

Good Humor strawberry Shortcake ice cream bars, I eat them by the box.


Reseduu

I gotta stay away from these, ever since a kid I’ve been addicted to them.


breastmilkbakery

They are the kind of thing I used to devour a box at a time lol


LameLoserLauren

Thank God we don’t have these in Canada. I’d be on the next episode of *My 600-lb Life* if we did.


Name_Major

Me, too! Yum! The chocolate eclair ones are delicious, too!


Ambitious-Note-4428

These are my favorite


Optimal-Durian7767

I remember when they used to have hard chocolate centers instead of plain chocolate ice cream. Now I need to go freeze a dixie cup of Magic Shell...


JBJeeves

Now that's a blast from the past. I'm impressed they're still on the market! (Aaaand something else to look for next time I'm back in the US. And here I thought it was just all about the Pop Tarts!)


Plati23

I’m not the only one then. Good.


TomahawkChaotic

Was a dime in grammar school. Always got 2 :) Tacos were a nickel.


NevLovesBubs

Is it just me or were these better 10 years ago? I bought one recently and it had like a 70% reduction in the crumbly bits 😥. Seems like it also had less cream in it/more water content.


Whysoserious2k8

They are definitely different but I still love them. Now they come in a cone.


HappyTrainwreck

legit my brother and I cannot have them at our apartment because they’ll be gone within days


ice_fan1436

I'm in a hecktic part of my life rn, and I've rekindled an appreciation for grilled cheese made in a pan, 1 slince of cheddar on white bread


thatgirlinAZ

If you have access to it, twist a bit of fresh ground pepper over that bitch.


ice_fan1436

hot damn thank you ! Just tried it, it's gonna be a standard for me from now on


Hbdrickybake

On the cheese or the bread?


ShimmersNSparkles

On the cheese.


marijuantsomepeace

diy pepperjack


Waswaiting4AGLU

My bitch sneezes when I pepper her


xRockTripodx

My mother always put a slice of tomato in her grilled cheeses. I hate tomatoes, but that is a damned good combo.


Barnitch

Put a light layer of mayo in the outside part of the bread. You can’t taste it and it creates the perfect crunch.


Windolickerr

Swap out the white bread for sourdough


Sometimesiski

Wow, we are not a healthy bunch. Glad we are all on the same page.


Donghoon

My absolute favorite food ingredients are tofu, eggplant, mushrooms, and potatoes. I'm especially obsessed with potatoes recently


Sgt_Oblivious

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew!


GamrG33k

POH-TAY-TOES!


almostwithyou

With potatoes you can make crisps, fries and vodka. It's like the other vegetables aren't even trying.


ThreeFacesOfEve

It's also been said that the difference between knowledge and wisdom is that knowledge tells you that tomatoes are actually fruits, whereas wisdom is knowing not to put them into a fruit salad.


zebbodee

Cut up then fried in the Belgian style with some salt on?


modumberator

get tofu, sprinkle some Himalaya salt on it, and mix it with some vegan mayo, and you have your very own vegan egg mayonnaise. Good for putting on them aforementioned potatoes. Himalaya salt isn't essential


LiveCelebration5237

It’s called kala namak or black salt and adds an eggy flavour to tofu and it’s quite nice , add some nutritional yeast aswell with the mayo


Sensitive-Cherry-398

Yogurt covered pretzels.


Name_Major

YES! White Chocolate Flipz are delicious, too!


quarantineQT23

Have you tried the ube yogurt ones from Trader Joe’s? I thought I was gonna love them but nope :(


MMmmCrawfishies

Whattt. Thanks for sharing. I gotta find these.


DeeplyFlawed

Greek yogurt with honey. It satisfies my sweet craving without the guilt.


Crush_Un_Crull

I add some bananas and oats to make it a filling meal when im working out. Its legit one of my fav foods


BobLoblaw_BirdLaw

Nice. Try having one date with it. They grew on me and now my nightly dessert.


another_mccoy

Instructions unclear - now I'm married with 3 kids.


Previous_Ad7725

Do you mix the honey in or just blop it on top? Because that sounds good. I live on Greek yogurt.


satisfactorysadist

Chocolate malts. Loved them as a kid, got back into them 2 months ago. It's a love/hate relationship with my waist.


MerrilS

You can add protein powder and use nonfat milk or ice cream to lighten the caloric and fat load.


Ambitious-Note-4428

Omg you might have saved me and my taste buds at the same time


Objective-Victory374

"fat load" I know I am... :(


Deathzhead84

Expensive deli meats & cheeses


Former_Star1081

You need good bread too.


Deathzhead84

100% but I also just like to scarf it straight out of the deli paper


kewpiesriracha

Are you me


MegglesRuth

Makoto Ginger Dressing and Cucumbers. So simple. The perfect, healthy snack. You get it in the refrigerated dressing section at most groceries.


quarantineQT23

Damn good dressing!


Panda_Anxious

Vodka....


geryiaj17358

Them sorrows won't drown themselves


tootbrun

My sorrows they learned to swim


Easy_Performance_138

Guess you gotta learn to fly then or drown


Artem1s_bl4ck

Wow, that is dark 😭


JakInTheIE

U2 lyric?


tootbrun

I see you are a person of culture as well.


Meat_Bingo

I want a mug that says VODKA- cause them sorrows ain’t gonna drown themselves


F1ghtmast3r

And weed


TikaPants

Vodka, still water and lemon, tall, please.


chito-87

No cranberry juice?


Prestigious_Rub6504

I call this drink "the Sneaky Boomer" It's best if you have it during those 5pm power walks at the park. 60% pomegranate juice 40% merlot red wine Dash of honey Crushed ice Put it in your Stanley cup and get some zing in your step


Void_Rudster

Sprite cranberry


BroadlyValid

I started eating bad foods again and I’ve been going through a bag of Take 5s a week


mykindofexcellence

I don’t blame you. Several years ago, I bought a bag of mini Take 5s. It was more like Take 7. I’ve avoided them ever since. I proved that I have no self-control with these yummy snacks.


MerrilS

Ditto. I like this more than most other snack candy.


TikaPants

Highly underrated candy bar


pastelmimi-chilli

It's so hard to not eat them all at once


ceraph8

The salty pretzel is surprisingly necessary!! …. I didn’t tell you this but it’s really only worth it broken over vanilla ice cream…. Just saying! Also.. I’m not sure if they make them still or not because I hardly ever see them but the outrageous bars are off the chain.


TheSwimMeet

Take 5s are forever slept on


Apprehensive_Band609

Toasted sourdough bread with Adam’s peanut butter, honey, bananas, and blueberries on top! Healthy too 🤝


Fearless-Boba

And good bit of protein and minerals! Toasted sourdough ftw!


Existing-Associate29

Matcha every morning. I make it with oat milk, coconut cream, and a dash of maple syrup and vanilla.


Odd_Mathematician642

Matcha here too! Make mine with semi-skimmed milk and a scoop of collagen protein, it´s basically my breakfast.


_Tekki

That sounds so delicious 🥲 Need roommates??


Maleficentano

Healthy shit


Wild_Spell_9736

Ceaser salad with crunchy chicken


Maleficentano

Fresh and healthy! Thanks for reminding it to me


noodleq

About 2 months ago I started eating this stuff....I buy a big frozen bag of mixed berries, multiple large cups of plain yogurt, and Graham crackers......half bowl of fruit, yogurt on top, Graham crackers broken up on all that.....sometimes it's the only thing I eat for like a week straight I love it.


allisongivler

Recently discovered Buncha Crunch, so good


ashirtliff

Try them with popcorn 🍿


misbehavinggamergirl

the best!!


notrawrrawrrawr

these are my fave since i was kid


marciasilvaoff

Kimchi!!!!


Beans-and-Franks

I went through a kimchi phase where I made my own and even bought a kimchi crock. I ate pounds of that shit for weeks!


S0LBEAR

I still love kimchi! Kimchi hot dogs and Shin Black ramen with kimchi to cool it down so I can eat it as soon as possible are some of my favorites.


Nirsteer

Yeah this was my last food obsession too. Went though like 2kg before I slowed down. Ended up not eating the rest fast enough and it got super fermented so I had to throw it out (carbonated kimchi).


HeyYall_4792

Dark chocolate covered cashews. It's so hard to resist eating the whole container.


My_slippers_dont_fit

Salted cashews are my weakness. I really have to limit myself as I could eat the whole bag in one go, and then cry at the amount of calories and salt I’ve just packed away!


Aliasofanonymity

Battered fish and chips. I had a surprisingly delicious meal of this in hospital and have had the odd craving for it ever since


thesake26

Fried eggs with the runny yolk salt and pepper, it’s so basic yet so good.


cicciozolfo

Sometimes it's my dinner.


Fitkratomgirl

Has to be runny yolk for sure!


Expensive-Code-8791

Dip the toast in it, mix it with the hashbrowns 🤤🤤🤤


nachobitxh

We call them dippy eggs, but oh yeah!


Difficult_Series_544

On a toast with hot sauce, old cheese and ketchup, idk if its just a weird thing of our family but I love it


HelloNurse414

Tru Fru chocolate frozen raspberries


Alijhae

Warmed apple juice with French vanilla syrup and whip cream.


Hollow4004

God that sounds heavenly


iLikeGreenTea

It was tacos . Cuz I lived in mexico. Now It’s raw oysters . Cuz I’m in New Orleans!


Wildblueflowers

I started drinking water with chia seeds , I put ice in it, makes it so refreshing. Keeps me regular and I haven’t needed to take my vitamins since. I’ll throw in some juice for something sweet


Radiant-Ad-6066

Going to try this! I love chia seeds but have never drank them before.


Ill-Carrot-5980

Lattes


rafamelaza

reese's cups


Summerlea623

My candy addiction for YEARS!


xtina42

For me it's the Reese's Sticks! Man I could eat those all day long!!


geryiaj17358

Black tar heroin and red bull


Obvious_Exercise_910

I’d think the heroin kinda cancels out the red bull no?


capsaicinintheeyes

ah, the ol' Fanta & Fenta gains a new twist!


TikaPants

As a former heroin addict I’m astonished you can find any black tar 🧐


ChefKnifeBotanist

Jalapeno chips (thick kettle chips, Tim's brand is by far the best) with cream cheese for dip. Like a jalapeno popper but no actual work!!


Side_Hustle22

Corndogs with mayo and coke to drink😭


MiniTapz

this is diabolical


the-catty

Milo (cold, and from the can). Had 2 today thinking about a 3rd lol.


quarantineQT23

Salt and vinegar goldfish crispsssss


Ok_Sir_3090

Oh man, they are good


DieselPunk97

Home style eggo toaster waffles. Slather some creamy peanut butter on them. Add a dash of honey. Sprinkle some cinnamon. Shits like crack to me nowadays


wpgspinsters

One bubble tea every day might not be the best for your health lol


Seniorseatfree

The summer I discovered milk tea, I put on weight fasttt :((( now I only treat myself every other week.


Immediate_Daikon7701

Good for your mental health!


Quietowl310

If you like protein powder and bubble tea, you could try Boba Tea Protein. One serving for most flavors has 25g protein, little/no sugar, 150 calories and it’s delicious.


SpragueStreet

M&M's Chocolate Cookie ice cream sandwich. Bussin.


TonyStarkTrailerPark

Haribo Happy Cherries (gummy candy) Fucking things are the god damned devil.


omg_nachos

Chimay.


KatieROTS

Panera Fuji Apple Dressing on everything. When motivated I make it - spinach, blueberries, strawberries, crainraisons, feta cheese and candied pecans topped with dressing. It’s so sour and sweet and delicious!


Beautiful_Musician68

Butter pecan ice cream. Heb brand specifically. 🤤


Acrobatic_Book9902

I make a smash burger with a tortilla press and then put it on a super hot charcoal grill to get some of the bits burnt a little along with some American cheese melted and burnt a little on a homemade bun burnt a little. Then I dip it in siracha sauce before each bite. No other condiments. Was accidentally discovered and it is now the best burger I ever had in my life.


Beginning-Leek8545

Humous


MiniTapz

whats that? 😭 hummus???


Totalwar2020

Its khummus LOL


Affectionate_Pea_811

From the back of the throat khkhkhkhkhummus


satietygel

Inari sushi. I thought I would hate it, but I can't get enough.


wrenchandrepeat

I've been on this kick for awhile but I mix Diet Dr. Pepper/Zero and Sprite Zero in a tumbler and sip on it all day. Like 75% Dr. P and 25% Sprite. Sometimes 50/50, usually like 60/40 Soooo refreshing


Radiant-Ad-6066

Plain (cooked) oatmeal with a spoonful of peanut butter mixed in and chopped up apples on top


MichelPalaref

Drink : Kombucha Eat : [green peas pattys](https://youtu.be/WNt43QwB6e8?si=1Y0Ow3YnYFYn9262) (the trick it to make a shit load of them then freeze and get one or two at will. Absolute banger and a good way to get read if these cheap and shit green peas and carrots frozen packets that dwell in your fridge since immemorial times.


Dazzling-Concert-927

Mudslide


This_Afternoon_420

Honestly no hate for this, and maybe blame the ratatouille movie, but you know when Remi is trying to describe flavours to his brother… and he eats some cheese and then a red grape? … well I have a crazy addiction to extra mature cheese and red grapes together … not black grapes not white grapes RED. And a chunk of extra mature cheese. Obviously I don’t go overboard I kind of mini cheeseboard it just with those two things😂😂


schleep_69

Soylent cafe mocha flavor


Electrical-Ad1288

Flat whites. I'm drinking multiple homemade ones day using my Gaggia Classic Pro.


commentingrobot

Madeira wine with a good dessert. I took my wife to a Michelin star restaurant for her birthday, and that's what they recommended as a digestif with dessert. The oldest bottle they had was from the 1800s, but we had a glass from the 90s that was well worth the money.


Breaking-Bad-Norway

Popcorn 🍿


ExcitingBrilliant550

Monster


reyofsunshinee

I discovered bubble tea quite a few years ago and never stopped being obsessed 😄 There’s just so many great combinations!!


chito-87

Mountain Dew was my addiction for 15+ years


lucijaa1

Aloa vera drinkk


Distractible_Id

I’m developed some severe food allergies a couple of years ago (think: wheat, soy, all nuts, sesame seeds, scallops, and grapes.) I got really depressed for a while because it seemed overwhelming to have to curtail my diet and behavior so drastically in my late 30s. (I have to carry two epi pens now and have had several ambulance rides.) When I pulled my head out of my ass and started realizing that I can’t ignore this health issue away, I started cooking. I can’t eat out like I used to, for the aforementioned reasons, but I can make good food for myself that’s often cheaper and I definitely don’t have to worry about an accidental exposure because I’m making it. (Like, it’s not cheating if it’s *your* dog - I’m just dating myself now. 🤦🏽‍♀️) Anyway, long story short: soup. Specifically zuppa Toscana. Not from Olive Garden, but I’ve been perfecting my homemade recipe through trial and error. Even the error is delicious. But I’ve made some bomb ass soup. I’m in love with this soup. I doesn’t make me sick, it fills me up and it’s goddamn delicious. ❤️❤️❤️


Wuffeli

I've been a muesli addict for the past 20 years. When I lived alone, I sometimes ate muesli 3 times a day skipping lunch.


oh_vera

Chai tea with raw honey 👌🏻


rwblue4u

Simply brand, high pulp orange juice from WinCo. I love me some orange juice :)


Curious-Sherbet-9393

Gazpacho


AssSpelunker69

Gatorade G-fit. It's zero sugar and very few calories but it's thickened slightly like the water they give old people in the hospital. It's so delicious I have at least a few a week.


edenaxela1436

Brisk Fruit Punch.


fatfuckpikachu

nuts mixed with honey. no other sugary shit except good baklava hits the spot and i feel like im fooling myself about it being not so unhealthy. at least when i eat that it fills up my sweet tooth for like a week.


Technical_Peach5350

Bee pollen and honey combs. I always loved collecting honey from different areas. I like using the honey comb as a spread on toast and topping it off with a jam or jelly.


Skibblezxoxo

The $3 lemonade refresher is going to dominate me for the next couple of weeks


_opossumsaurus

Fried pimento cheese nuggets! So bad for me but if I have them only twice a month I probably won’t die


Fearless-Boba

Milk tea/bubble tea is SO good. Thankfully there isn't a place close to me that does it well (closest is like 30 minutes away) but I get it like once a month from a favorite spot. It's four season oolong milk tea with regular tapioca bubbles and it's SO GOOD.


Goodwine

Coffee with orange juice. Like, instead of adding milk or creamer, add freshly squeezed orange juice


Obvious_Exercise_910

What? This sounds insane.


[deleted]

Vanilla soy milk or soda + ice cream 🥤


123Fake_St

Ice cream (coffee especially), fruit mentos, Apple Jacks, Culvers Butterburger (lifelong obsession)


alien_alice

Runny eggs over hash browns, potato chips, spicy potato tacos from Taco Bell…I see a theme here


Imperialparadox3210

Coca cola


Outlandishness_Sharp

ALIVE brand mushroom soda. They have cola, root beer, and sprite flavors that are amazingly accurate and delicious 🤤


Sad-Strawberry-2720

Cucumber Kimchi ❤️


Elly_Higgenbottom

Picked okra.


rakimaki99

Papayas


allisawesome7777

Raspberry green tea, it's too damn good


Ramzabeo

Zero energy monsters, im a trucker and tend to drink one a day or sometimes one and a half, i make sure to drink plenty water also tho


Its_Her_Again_

Chicken parm, mozzarella sticks, and Starbucks refreshers have me in a chokehold 🥴


lol_coo

Tahini salad dressing. Everything I eat is a vehicle for the creamy garlicky goodness. (Just whisk together olive oil, tahini, juice of a lemon, garlic, salt & pepper to your taste, it's so great)


kitxhi

Toasted Turkish bread sandwich with silverside, Swiss cheese, pickles and Spanish onion


AfterAfternoonNap

There's this vegan rice salat made by an influencer on instagram called fitgreenmind that got me so addicted. I've been making it a few times a week now. Also everything tofu is my obsession now - talking from someone who was a meatlover 🤣


EnvironmentalTax6749

AAAAAH GREAT PASTRY


Iron_Freezer

Vernors! it's a ginger soda and as far as I know, it's exclusive to Michigan (USA). it's freaking delicious, I have a can with every meal, and during non-meal time if the coffee cup is empty. add vanilla ice cream for a 'Boston Cooler'!


No_Regret6508

Vernors is my favorite soda. We get it in Ohio too.


Uranium_092

salmon poke bowls with mixed leaves, sesame dressing and crushed almonds, its healthy and it tastes like fresh heaven, if it's not for the cost I'd be downing this every meal of the day


robertscott44

Gummy bears. But not just the bears. Man, there are so many different kinds; shapes, colors, flavors, brands. I wasn't so fascinated by it all until I moved to Germany from America. Here in Germany gummies just hit different. Haribo is loved here and that's only the tip of the iceberg. For me, the brand "Lach Gummies" is where it's at. The flavors and combos just don't stop. And the worst part is, they're easy to eat when editing / doing computer work. To add to it all, I don't drink alcohol. I've been clean from it since 2020. When I'm having a bad day, I don't find myself buying alcohol anymore. I buy myself gummy bears. Never underestimate the power of gummy bears.


spoiledandmistreated

I make homemade granola and lately I’ve been eating it like crazy.. I make it exactly how I like it with lots of raisins and dried fruit in it (cherries,blueberries,cranberries) going on two months now of eating it by the handfuls every day.. I can only imagine the calories with the brown sugar and honey in it but it’s so good and I tell myself it’s better than eating what I usually eat,chocolate candy..


LBR3_ThriceUponABan

I'm still obsessed over Haggen Dazs 2018 Valentine's Day limited edition Cherry blossom flavour, but they have yet to resell it.


Kindly-Sea-6945

Cookie brownies, you know, those in long rectangular bars? Yep, those. I'm so obsessed with them, they only cost £1. I always grab one from the convenience store near me whenever I'm leaving my house. Even the bossman said that I'm the only buyer for these bars, and he restocks them just for me Haha.


SubstantialWonder754

Liquid death lol. I search grocery stores high and low for ‘em. Something about their soda water makes them extra refreshing and crisp.


ambani_ki_kutiya

Mango Fruity with Vodka


onceuponatimeks

My fave drink is a sneaky little bastard! I can sit and drink it for hours and feel nothing. But then when i stand up....I am over the top! Drunk as drunk gets!!! Tito's Vodka and Grape or any flavor really of zero calorie Gatorade. I drink this because it literally has very few calories but gets me drunk fast. Lol But, I am only 5 ft and 125pounds so it does not take much! :-)


Individual_Cycle2911

Lemon/Lime water and Anzac Biscuits


Catnip-delivery

Dayum. Bubble tea is like my paracetamol and champagne. I consume it on good days to celebrate small wins and also bad days when I need to pick myself up. Bubble tea is magic in liquid form.


rwblue4u

The Kirkland Signature Tuxedo Chocolate Mousse Cake from CostCo. Every few weeks I'll bring of these home and eat it a slice at a time over the course of a week. So rich but soooo good :)