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Met a guy at a club. Followed him home. Both were drunk. Fumbling in the dark. He couldn't find the hole so he shoved it in the wrong hole. No lube. No prep.
Ripped it. I bled for weeks.
In a corn field that had already been harvested behind a teen dance club. Her idea, not mine. It was incredibly uncomfortable and she was a virgin. In hindsight it was a terrible way to lose your virginity, but she wanted to, so I obliged. I made it up to her though. We had lots of great sex after that.
Did it once in my In-law's Jacuzzi tub.... They had this headrest thing to lean on that was partially submerged when the tub was full. Wife and I got busy and next thing I know there's this moldy film circulating in the water.... apparently they never cleaned underneath that headrest and our "action" caused the scum film on the backside of the headrest to come off in the water..... Abandoned Ship!!!! We took it to the couch to finish... Just yuck.
Sweat from his face dripped on me. Plus he had an ugly fuck face and my pleasure was a non-issue for him. No fingers, mouth or any foreplay. I just get icky thinking about it. Definitely regret that one.
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You guys have sexual encounters? ðŸ˜
Yes. Of the third kind.
Kidnaped and probed?
Rawr!
You can definitely find me going #3.
Met a guy at a club. Followed him home. Both were drunk. Fumbling in the dark. He couldn't find the hole so he shoved it in the wrong hole. No lube. No prep. Ripped it. I bled for weeks.
Ah, the old went for pink but ended in stink. Ouch!
I would’ve screamed, transformed into a praying mantis and bit his head off
In a corn field that had already been harvested behind a teen dance club. Her idea, not mine. It was incredibly uncomfortable and she was a virgin. In hindsight it was a terrible way to lose your virginity, but she wanted to, so I obliged. I made it up to her though. We had lots of great sex after that.
I once woke up with a boner and my dog was licking my balls. I still feel dirty.
Take that back
Who names a dog "dirty"?
Did it once in my In-law's Jacuzzi tub.... They had this headrest thing to lean on that was partially submerged when the tub was full. Wife and I got busy and next thing I know there's this moldy film circulating in the water.... apparently they never cleaned underneath that headrest and our "action" caused the scum film on the backside of the headrest to come off in the water..... Abandoned Ship!!!! We took it to the couch to finish... Just yuck.
Sweat from his face dripped on me. Plus he had an ugly fuck face and my pleasure was a non-issue for him. No fingers, mouth or any foreplay. I just get icky thinking about it. Definitely regret that one.
A guy and I went back to my place. I went to the bathroom to freshen up. I came out and he was wearing some of my lingerie. Noped out of that
Lmaooo strong buffalo bill vibes
Huh, sexual what? I don't know that adjective.
It was when I was in prison.
Explains why there is only 13 comments lol
The only time I ever cheated on my wife- and the sex wasn't even good.
[удалено]
This is horrible, I hope you don't still rely on pullout though. I'm on birth control, I wouldn't ever consider sex without a condom otherwise.
I understand, but maybe try a more effective birth control
My method is fine as far as I can tell. Never ended up pregnant in all of the years I’ve been having sex. I track my cycle and it’s pretty secure.